No Jokes Here - Chapter 268
“What creature is this?”
Zhang Dong and the others were horrified, and their voices trembled.
“I’ll drop a turtle!” He Jun also widened his eyes, full of shock.
Boom~!
With a loud noise, the big guy collided with the Turtle again, causing Blue Star to vibrate slightly.
“Warning, there are unknown creatures that are attacking the Turtle.” Tool Spirit Turtle said.
“Quickly escape from the attack range and avoid the attack.” Lin Qianan gave an order.
“Instruction received, executing…. Analyzing escape path… Analyzing complete…”
At the same time as the sound fell, the dao patterns on the body of the Turtle flashed, and the Tao of countless Taoist tools came into play. The Turtle quickly turned around, and in a very short period of time, it accelerated to a level close to the speed of light, and drove towards the deep space of the universe. .
The figure of the giant beast disappeared, and everyone’s mood calmed down a little.
“What exactly is that? How can it have such a big body?” He Jun asked a scientist beside him.
“I don’t know, it is the first time that we have observed the existence of such a creature in the universe.” The scientist also replied with a shocked expression.
Ang~!
During the conversation, with a loud noise, the void in front of the Turtle was torn apart, and the giant beast was directly blocking the front of the Turtle.
Boom~!
The Divine Turtle directly hit the giant beast, and a layer of gorgeous energy shield was activated in front of it, barely ensuring that the Divine Turtle itself was not damaged.
However, a huge earthquake occurred in the Blue Star deep inside the Turtle, and the conference room shook violently.
Lin Qian’an’s eyes flashed a dignified look, and said: “It can’t go on like this, it’s staring at us, and it has the ability to jump in space, the Turtle can’t escape, I’ll go out and see if I can repel it. .”
Hearing the sound, everyone looked at Lin Qian’an in surprise.
However, before they could speak, Lin Qianan had already flashed and teleported directly outside the Turtle.
At this time, Lin Qianan was at the front end of the Divine Turtle, and barely saw the general situation of this giant beast.
Its size is incalculable. The huge eyeball is like a scarlet planet, which is constantly spreading light and heat, and the size of the Turtle is only about the same as one of its eyeballs.
Lin Qianan vaguely felt that its current state was a bit like a child who found a moving grasshopper and wanted to catch it and play with it for a while.
Ang~!
The giant beast roared, as if wondering why the Turtle didn’t move.
Its body swayed, and it was about to hit the Turtle again.
When Lin Qianan saw this, his figure flashed, and he directly blocked the front of the Turtle.
At the same time, the realm of the real world spreads, the reverse scale is blessed, the lung cancer cells burn, and the massive supernatural power is full….
At this moment, Lin Qianan directly exerted his power to the extreme.
But even so, he couldn’t help but widen his eyes!
Boom~!
Lin Qian’an and the Divine Turtle were propelled and moved directly backwards for an unknown distance.
Ang~!
The giant beast roared again, and the emotions it revealed seemed a little impatient, hoping that the Turtle would cooperate, and at the same time, it bumped directly over.
Lin Qian’an’s expression was ugly, and the real world was almost shattered by the collision just now.
If this happens again, he can’t bear it.
“long!”
As soon as his mind moved, the rhythm of the Ruyi Mountain Stick in Lin Qianan’s body spread, and the abilities such as [Gorgeous] and [Muscle Proliferation] were used naturally, and his own body size suddenly changed in size.
In an instant, Lin Qian’an grew to the point that it was three points bigger than the Turtle behind him.
This is the limit of how big the [Ruyi] Dao he currently obtained through the Ruyi Mountain Stick can become, but it is not the limit of the Ruyi Mountain Stick.
But even so, facing the giant beast that hit, Lin Qian’an was still very small.
Seeing the giant beast collide, Lin Qianan suddenly stretched his arms forward to block the front.
Bang~!
Lin Qian’an made up the sound of a crash. At this time, under the action of the Ruyi Mountain Stick, his body continued to increase in weight.
On the contrary, he managed to stop the giant beast.
Ang~?
The behemoth seemed very curious, but unexpectedly, a new little thing suddenly appeared beside the Turtle.
“Children, don’t be so curious!”
Lin Qian’an raised his palm abruptly, and performed the fourth form of the Tathagata’s palm [hold ring]. A huge golden palm print was released from Lin Qian’an’s palm and flew directly to the eyeball of the beast.
This palm has accumulated all the negative emotions such as Lin Qian’an’s troubles and anger during this period of time. Once it is cast, coupled with the blessing of [Reverse Scale], its power is infinite.
Even if there is a planet as large as the earth in front of it, it is estimated that it will be smashed by a palm.
Rumble rumble rumble~!
The golden palm print collided with the eyeball, causing layers of debris on the eyeball of the giant beast.
However, it is said to be debris, but these debris are also very terrifying high-energy substances.
Any part may be enough for the energy consumption of the entire Blue Star’s nearly eight billion human beings for hundreds of years.
Ang~ Ang~ Ang~! !
A painful roar came out, and the giant beast suddenly disappeared in the void and disappeared into the universe.
Lin Qian’an froze in place, with a very complicated expression.
This giant beast escaped not because he couldn’t beat him, but because a human being faced a piercing bee, got stabbed, and then instinctively wanted to stay away.
If he really wanted to fight, Lin Qianan felt that he would not be an opponent at all.
Because of the energy level Lin Qianan observed, the opponent’s energy level was at least tens of thousands of times his.
This is still the part that Lin Qianan can observe, and what has not been observed needs to be said separately.
Even from the beginning to the end, Lin Qian’an was unable to spy on the whole picture of this guy.
If the opponent doesn’t leave, he can only use the [Demon Saint Advent Card].
However, Lin Qian’an was also a little doubtful about whether the turtles could handle the other party.
Moreover, Lin Qian’an seems to understand a little bit now why the sun disappeared.
Maybe it was swallowed by this guy.
Outrageous, outrageous!
Do such creatures exist in their world?
If so, how should they respond?
While thinking, Lin Qian’an’s figure also changed back to its original size.
Before, he also felt that there was nothing to be afraid of in this world because of the arrival of the turtle and the enhancement of his own strength.
Now it seems that it is completely ignorant and fearless!
Lin Qianxin moved slightly, and put all the debris knocked out of the giant beast’s eye into the real world, and immediately teleported back to the Turtle.
In the conference room, the furnishings inside are now scattered in a large area, but no one pays attention to this at all.
They all looked at Lin Qianan who suddenly appeared with a very strange look.
Lin Qianan turned around and found that there was an external situation projected by the Turtle in the void.
He knew it clearly. It seemed that he had just broadcast the whole process directly in front of these people. It is normal for ordinary people to be shocked when they see such a mighty force.
In fact, Lin Qianan himself is in shock now.
The shock that the giant beast brought him was definitely no less than the shock he brought to these people.
“It should have already left. Most of my palms will keep it fresh in its memory for a long time, so it is very likely that it will not trouble the Turtle again.” After being silent for a while, Lin Qianan came out. sound.
Zhang Dong was the first to react, and hurriedly saluted, “Thank you very much, Your Excellency.”
Lin Qianan nodded and said to He Jun, “Let’s go back!”
“Uh… ok, no problem!” He Jun nodded and said.
Immediately, the two found a return option in the chat group while everyone in the conference room watched, and their figures disappeared from this world.
Everyone in the conference room didn’t come back to their senses until the two disappeared.
“Is that kind of attitude a fifth-level superhuman?”
“There is nothing like this for the gods!”
“No, this is beyond even my fantasy of the gods!”
“I think a statue can be erected on the Blue Star for His Excellency [Home], thanking him for his great deeds. This is the only thing we can do for him.”
“I agree!”
“I agree too!”
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At this time, Lin Qian’an and He Jun also returned to the Dragon Group headquarters base on Earth.
Lin Qianan glanced at the information in the chat group, and his expression became a little weird.
“Did you live stream the whole thing just now?” Lin Qianan asked He Jun.
“Every time the group members cross the border, we will broadcast live. I’m used to it, I’m really sorry! If you mind, boss, I promise not to open it next time!” He Jun said nervously.
“What are you excited about? I just asked, just open it!” Lin Qianan shook his head and said.
“That’s good, that’s good!” He Jun patted his chest, and immediately said to Lin Qian’an a little embarrassedly: “Well, boss, you have done me such a big favor, I really can’t think of anything in return.”
“Well, they are all members of the Dragon Group. It’s just a trivial matter to help me, but it’s not suitable for me to do it for nothing. You can just give me a hundred thousand spirit crystals when you turn around!” Lin Qianan waved his hand.
In fact, 100,000 spirit crystals are nothing to the current Lin Qian’an, but it may not be a good thing to help him in vain, so he still needs some compensation.
“One hundred thousand spirit crystals…” He Jun said with a helpless expression, “Big brother, I only have eight thousand spirit crystals now, can you give me some grace?”
“Don’t be in a hurry for now, you can give it together when you come back!” Lin Qianan said: “I still have something to do, so I’ll go first.”
“Big brother, walk slowly!!” He Jun waved to Lin Qian’an.
Lin Qianan nodded slightly, and his figure disappeared.
In the Wanjie Zhengdao chat group.
Group friends are chatting excitedly.
Louise Siti [Level 2]: Is this the boss of Level 5? I feel stronger than Dharma God, right?
Fang Yuan [Second 2]: I feel that the ancestors of the tribulation period in our world are not as good as the big brothers!
Guan Yi [Level 1]: I just want to ask the boss if he still lacks pendants on his legs!
Righteous Leader (Group Leader) [Level 4]: Ahhhhh! Bleeding! Ask the boss to take a shot, and directly ask for 100,000 spirit crystals. I may have to work **** the task next!
Xiao You [Level 3]: The group leader is awesome! The big guy is awesome!
Xu Erming [Level 1]: @家, @正道leader, thank you, the boss, for your help. Without you, our civilization might be destroyed. In addition, if you can help, the reward will be paid. Although things are mentioned, as long as our civilization can do it, we will do our best to pay.
Home (Administrator) [Level 5]: The group owner will pay me for the shot. As for you, just ask the group owner directly.
Righteous Leader (Group Leader) [Level 4]: Yes, you don’t have to worry about this for the time being. Now you can restore the civilized order first. When you recover, I will talk to you in detail.
Xu Erming [Level 1]: Thank you very much! !
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Inside the academy’s apartment, Lin Qian’an stared at a piece of crimson metal the size of a fingernail in a daze.
This thing is the eyeball debris of that starry beast.
Although it is only the size of a fingernail, the energy contained in it is probably enough to send the entire city of Qing’an and several surrounding cities directly to the sky.
And its quality is also very terrifying. With such a small piece of material, it may be necessary to compress all the materials in two Qing’an cities to be comparable to it.
If he hadn’t relied on the blessing of the rules of the real world in his body, it would have been impossible to hold this piece of eyeball in his hand and study it.
By the way, in Lin Qian’an’s inner real world, there is a crimson metal block the size of a mountain.
This was all shot by him from the eyeball of that starry beast.
The nature of this thing is very special, and Lin Qian’an doesn’t understand what it is.
[Analysis] The ability cannot analyze its own nature, nor can it be replicated with the rules of the real world. Lin Qianan used the [divination] Dao supernatural power, but barely saw some information from it.
“The shards of the eyeball of the star-devouring beast Zoltan”, this is the result of the [divination].
There is no more information at all.
No matter how Lin Qianan used [divination], it would not work, even if he used [divination] instead of turtles, he just saw a little more traces of the rules of the avenue.
Star Eater is undoubtedly its racial name.
As the name suggests, most of them live by devouring planets.
Is Zoltan its name?
How strong is the opponent’s strength level?
Is it beyond level five?
Lin Qian’an was full of doubts.
The more you know, the more you don’t know.
Shaking his head, Lin Qianan didn’t bother with these questions any more.
He was going to try refining witchcraft with the eyeball shards in his hands.
After taking out the measuring cup, Lin Qianan paused and put the measuring cup away again.
Using this thing to refine this witch medicine, I am afraid it is a bit overestimated.
With a thought, Lin Qianan turned the Ruyi Mountain Stick into a small scraper, and gently scraped on the eyeball debris.
A little crimson powder fell, and was bound in the void by Lin Qianan’s terrifying spiritual sense, spiritual power, and supernatural powers.
Immediately, Lin Qian’an turned the Ruyi Mountain Stick into a small cup and put all the powder in it.
His mind moved slightly, and a cloud of pure fresh water formed in the void in front of Lin Qian’an, followed by a little white sugar.
Shake slightly, cup.
A huge amount of divine power began to pour in.
The dazzling red light in the cup shone, and Lin Qian’an’s expression was slightly surprised.
So exhausting feeling!
When he had never refined witch medicine, he had such a feeling of being out of reach because of the material itself.
The material rules here are extremely tough, and are not affected by the definition of his divine power at all.
Fortunately, what’s here is just a drop of powder. After Lin Qian’an poured enough divine power, it began to change in the direction of Lin Qian’an’s thinking.
After a while, a cup of god-level witch medicine shone with a rich crimson light was refined.
And Lin Qianan also got feedback.
[Vision +1000, Eye of the Starry Sky. ]
The information of the former is very simple, that is, based on Lin Qian’an’s judgment of the vision strength of ordinary people, it directly improves the vision strength of a thousand ordinary people he thinks.
The latter is slightly blurred in the information that Lin Qianan perceives.
Frowning slightly, Lin Qianan chose to drink the witch medicine and try it.
After putting the cup to his lips and taking a sip, Lin Qianan felt a special power of rules suddenly bless his eyes.
It greatly enhanced his vision.
Faintly, a little crimson light emerged from the depths of Lin Qian’an’s eyes.
Lin Qianan seemed to sense something and drank a whole cup of the witch medicine into his stomach.
In the next instant, Lin Qian’an’s eyes shot out two crimson rays of light, pierced through the infinite barrier, and looked into the starry sky.
In Lin Qian’an’s eyes, the cosmic starry sky at this time seemed so clear.
He could see clearly a depression in a crater on the moon.
Moreover, he could also directly understand which planets contained higher energy and which ones were less through observation.
Lin Qianan understood, this should be an ability that the star-devouring beast uses to find food.
Observe the energy concentration of the planet itself through the eyes of the stars, and then judge whether it is delicious or not.
There may also be functions such as avoiding powerful enemies, but these are not things that Lin Qianan needs to consider.
With a thought, Lin Qianan restrained the crimson light in his eyes, and his expression seemed a little subtle.
Just scraping a little debris can have this effect, what if he swallows all the mountains in the real world?
Just thinking about it makes me look forward to it.
And this is the witch medicine he refined. If it is replaced by the **** of witch medicine, the effect will be several times stronger if he has the corresponding priesthood.
This time, I went to that world for a walk. Although he said he had lent the quasi-authentic device of the Divine Turtle, he really made a lot of money!
He can’t use the Divine Turtle for the time being, and the pieces of eyeballs he obtained are estimated to allow him to directly add a rule-level ability related to vision.
And this rule-level ability is not a general rule-level ability.
If you can refine the entire mountain range into witch medicine and drink it, I am afraid that you will not be able to directly obtain the visual ability comparable to Dao Divine Ability.
But the more so, the more Lin Qianan felt that he was a little reckless with the star-devouring beast.
Thanks to the eyeballs, maybe that was the weaker part of the opponent, so he could scare the opponent away. If he hit other places, he probably wouldn’t be able to break the defense.
If the star-devouring beast was angered, Lin Qianan felt that it was a question whether he could come back.
Thinking of this, Lin Qianan couldn’t help shivering.
“It’s so insecure! No, I have to continue playing with the liver!!”
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But in the game.
At this time, Amu was already three hundred and eighteen years old.
Regarding the “Sacred Wood Sutra”, because of the fact that he can quickly cultivate with the essence of plants and trees, Amu at this time has already cultivated to the fourth-layer Dao Tree realm.
At the same time that various attributes have been greatly improved, Amu has also mastered a Taoist method.
The so-called Dao Fa is the rule ability that the monk will have after the formation of the Dao tree in the body.
And Amu’s Taoist name is “the root of Hunyuan”.
[Root of Hunyuan: Use this method to absorb the energy of Hunyuan. ]
A simple one-sentence description.
But it’s not easy to use.
When Amu uses this method, his hair will naturally extend into the void, and the plant essence he possesses will be restored naturally.
This speed is even faster than Lin Qian’an manipulating Amu to store the plant essence of the vine.
Lin Qianan had a guess, whether the Qi of Primordial Primordial might be the Qi of Chaos.
Is Amu’s hair extending directly outside the world, absorbing chaos?
But that’s fine, at least you don’t have to worry about the herbal essence in the future.
It is also worth mentioning that now the Qixiu Dao has also begun to shine in this world, and the first Qixiu to enter the Taoist realm has appeared.
The artifacts that the cultivators of this world choose to breed are different from those in the previous game. What they choose are all kinds of different plants.
What characteristics does the alien plant selected by the natal artifact have? When they breed it as a Dao artifact, they will also have corresponding regular characteristics, and they will be stronger.
The first cultivator of entering the Dao state, the natal artifact chosen to breed is a flying feather flower with three characteristics.
[Mutant Flying Feather Flower (2008): A mutated Flying Feather Flower with lighter leaves, making it easier to fly with the wind. [Characteristic: Lightness] [Characteristic: Royal Wind] [Characteristic: Rapid]]
[Lightness: The plant itself becomes lighter. ]
[Wind control: Plants can control the wind. ]
[Rapid: When the plant is moving, the speed is greatly increased. ]
This three-character flying feather flower was not cultivated by Lin Qianan, but originally existed in this world.
And after this Dao Entry Realm cultivator refines this flying feather flower into a Dao device, he has the power to control the wind, so that when the enemy is attacked by the wind, he can easily form a tornado with terrifying and destructive power.
And its escaping speed is extremely fast, with the blessing of lightness and rapid rules, it can travel thousands of miles away in an instant.
At this point, its effect is even three points stronger than the speed-specialized tool repair in the game “Demon Saint”.
Lin Qian’an understood, this is the difference in the world.
“Demon Saint” was in the era of the end of the law, and the treasures of heaven and earth were very scarce.
And the world is different.
Although the spirit of Shenmu has left, the world itself has not yet reached the state of destruction.
There are also various magical plants appearing in the heaven and earth. Using them as the tool of life, the tool repair itself can become stronger.
In addition, there are various wonderful plants in this world that nourish the three treasures of essence, qi and spirit, making it easier for ordinary people to cultivate.
The matter of martial arts practice has not come to an end yet. At this time, the powerful practitioners who entered the Taoist realm appeared in the “Yunqi Zhenjing”, and Yi Guo was noticed by the major monks and sects in the southern region.
A sect called Yujianmen, which is closer to Yi Kingdom, came to the door.
Although all the sects in the world practice the sacred wood scriptures, but according to the different Taoisms obtained, each of them has a preference for the abilities they ultimately possess.
This also extends to various sects.
And Yujianmen is a sect specializing in kendo.
The Taoism in their sect is often related to swords.
And Yujianmen came here, precisely to obtain the “Yunqi Zhenjing” from Yi Guo.
Lin Qian’an is not stingy about this, as long as you can get the alien plant exchange, he doesn’t care about the practice.
However, the people at Yujianmen seem to want to prostitute for nothing.
This made Lin Qianan very dissatisfied.
And the thirty-odd interior scene warriors in Yi domestic will definitely not be satisfied.
Seeing more than 30 interior scene warriors in the Yi Dynasty, Yan Xun, the deputy head of Yujianmen, had no fear at all.
[Yan Xun: I have heard for a long time that Prince Yimu has a high cultivation base, but when I saw him today, I thought it was exaggerated by the outside world. 】
[Yi Mu: Sect Master Yan, what do you mean by this? 】
[Yan Xun: It’s nothing interesting, I just want to help the monks in the Southern Region correct their mistakes. 】
[Yi Mu: Then ask Sect Master Yan to give some advice. 】
During the conversation between the two sides, the matter of fighting was quickly determined.
Yan Xun wanted to see Yi Mu’s background, but Lin Qianan didn’t want to know how strong these sects really were.
The two sides hit it off and went directly to the sky over Yi Kingdom to start fighting.
A cyan long sword appeared in Yan Xun’s hand and looked at Yi Mu coldly.
[Yan Xun: The name of this sword is [Jing Zhe]. It is made of wood struck by lightning for ten thousand years. When the sword comes out, it can trigger endless thunder. Prince Yimu should be careful. 】
Lin Qianan also manipulated Amu to take out his weapon, an iron-wood **** with a metallic sheen.
[Yi Mu: The **** in my hand was casually cut with 3,000-year-old iron wood. After using it for a while, the digging is still very powerful. 】
Hearing this, Yan Xun’s expression suddenly turned cold.
I just thought that Amu was deliberately embarrassing him.
Without further ado, the [Jing Zhe] in Yan Xun’s hand suddenly shot out, and at the same time, thunder filled the sky and the earth within a radius of several thousand meters.
With such a sword, Lin Qianan couldn’t help but be shocked.
According to the actual extraordinary level, Yan Xun is already at the peak of the fourth level.
He did not dare to underestimate such a sword.
Immediately, Lin Qianan pressed the skill button, allowing Amu to use his martial arts supernatural powers of the tenth level of the interior scene.
I saw Amu holding the wooden **** in his hands one after the other, UU reading www.uukanshu.com raised it high, and then abruptly shoveled down.
A huge **** phantom appeared, and immediately slammed into the [Jing Zhe].
Click~click~bang~!
The cyan divine sword and the wooden **** clashed, and the endless cyan thunder filled the air. Yan Xun flew upside down and fell directly on the ground, ploughing out a long gully on the ground.
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