No Jokes Here - Chapter 278
“furious!”
Xiao You snorted coldly, the profound art in his body was running, his palms clasped together, and he bowed towards the jade-faced man in the air.
Between his palms, a phantom shadow of a blood-red sword appeared, rushing towards the jade-faced man.
Clang~!
A faint silver energy mask appeared on the outside of the jade-faced human body, which directly blocked the attack.
“The means are good, but the strength is still lacking.”
While speaking, the jade-faced man glanced at Xiao You.
The next moment, two silver rays of light flew out from his eyes, and they approached Xiao You in an instant.
嘭嬻~Bang!
Xiao You’s figure was hit by the silver light, and flew upside down for dozens of meters.
Swish~!
Fang Yuan’s flying sword fell from the sky, reaching the neck of the jade-faced man.
The other party seemed to have eyes behind his head, his body was slightly staggered, his right hand stretched out, and only his index and middle fingers were used to easily clamp Feijian.
“Royal weapon? People from the Western Regions?” The jade-faced man asked suspiciously.
As he spoke, his wrist shook, and he threw the flying sword in the direction of the airship.
Whoosh~ Ree!
Zhang Chan unsheathed the long sword in her hand and blocked the flying sword.
As the blades collided, Zhang Chan’s expression changed drastically, her wrists swayed again and again, and she waved the blade in her hand to perform a force-releasing technique. She took seven or eight steps back before barely stopping the flying sword.
Fang Yuan’s expression was also ugly. He also tried to control his own flying sword, but the opponent’s strength was too strong, and he couldn’t control it with his mind.
Zhang Chan threw the stagnant flying sword to Fang Yuan, then the two looked at each other and attacked at the same time.
“Yanyue!”
With a coquettish shout, a crescent moon appeared in the void, and attacked the jade-faced man along Zhang Chan’s sword.
The jade-faced man punched out, the crescent moon shattered instantly, and Zhang Chan also retreated.
“The artistic conception of martial arts? Unfortunately, the realm is not enough. It’s just a crude imitation. It’s too immature.”
Boom~!
At this time, a talisman bloomed in the void, followed by a thunderbolt.
The jade-faced man did not dodge or evade, allowing the thunder to fall on his body, and a layer of silver light flickered on the surface of his body, but he was unscathed.
Mugur also finished singing the spell at this time, pointing at the jade-faced man with the staff in his hand, and a dark energy wave rushed towards the jade-faced man instantly.
“Zha~!”
The jade-faced man roared at the energy wave, dispersing it directly.
Mugul said with an ugly expression: “How is it possible, this is a curse against the soul.”
“If you only have these means, then I am so disappointed. Hand over the alien blood, and I will give you a pleasure.” The jade-faced man said disdainfully.
On the airship, Wei Hai clenched Zhang Wan’s palm and his expression became a little nervous.
Inez, on the other hand, exchanged glances with Lin Qian’an’s puppet incarnation, confirming the judgment of both parties.
There is no doubt that this is a fourth-level master, and it is not an ordinary fourth-level master.
The water in this world is a little deep!
Inez came to the front of the airship and said lightly: “The air is drawn away.”
The moment the sound fell, the air around the jade-faced man was directly drained.
The jade-faced man sensed something was wrong and rushed directly to the airship.
“Ten thousand times the pressure.”
Boom~!
The figure of the jade-faced man suddenly fell down, and fell heavily on the ground, and the body printed the outline of a human shape on the ground.
“Fall.”
The soil collapsed, and the jade-faced man was directly buried in the ground, with only one head left outside.
“Knife and axe.”
Blades and axes formed in the void and began to slash at the jade-masked man.
The silver light on the jade-faced man flickered, blocking these cuts.
However, Inez did not change his expression much, but continued to sing.
“Lightning strike.”
“Fire.”
“corrosion.”
“puncture.”
….
Countless attacks were added, and the jade-faced man was imprisoned in place by gravity and could only resist.
However, Inez’s attack has not been able to break the defense. Until now, it is only consuming the energy of the opponent.
At this time, Xiao You and Zhang Chan also returned to the airship, Inez nodded and said, “The meteorite has fallen!”
Above the kilometer altitude, a huge meteorite suddenly formed and began to fall downward.
At this time, the airship has also lifted off and sailed towards the distance.
The jade-masked man who was imprisoned on the spot began to struggle, his body burst out with terrifying power under the heavy pressure, and he could even hear the sound of his muscles and bones stretching.
However it was too late.
The meteorite fell directly on him.
Rumble rumble~!
The huge shock wave spread, the terrain was changed, and a huge crater was formed.
A layer of blue mask bloomed on the alchemy airship in the air, blocking the aftermath, so that everyone was not affected.
Wei Hai stared blankly at this scene, his expression full of shock.
He had never imagined that a person could possess such a level of power.
Xiao You, Zhang Chan and the others also gave Inez one more look.
This is the powerhouse of the fourth level, who has initially mastered the rules, and can even easily change the terrain and cause such terrifying damage.
“Not dead!” Suddenly, Lin Qianan said.
“what?”
Xiao You and the others were stunned for a moment, and before they could react, a silver human-shaped phantom suddenly rushed up from below.
“Destroy my body and force my primordial spirit out of my body, you guys should be damned!”
Seeing this, Inez was about to take another shot, and Lin Qianan stopped him: “Let me try it!”
After saying that, Lin Qianan manipulated the puppet to fly out, reaching out into the void. In the next moment, a large rune formation with a length of several hundred meters was formed, and a spear with a length of one hundred meters, flashing with golden thunder, suddenly formed. .
This is the forbidden spell “Spear of God’s Punishment” that Lin Qianan learned from the God of Witchcraft. After his improvement, it now has the attribute of thunder, which is extremely lethal to spiritual beings.
Seeing that the primordial spirit of the jade-faced man was about to approach, Lin Qianan stretched out his hand and fell down, and the spear of divine punishment flew out instantly and bombarded him.
Boom~CrackCrack~Crackling~!
Suddenly, the infinite plasma flickered in the void, and a sea of thunder was formed. The dazzling golden thunder light made everyone couldn’t help but narrow their eyes.
When everything was over, the primordial spirit of the jade-faced man was gone.
Inez watched Lin Qianan fly back to the airship with a dignified expression, and compared himself with Lin Qianan, the puppet incarnation, who won or lost.
Then he regretfully found that he was more likely to lose.
In the information he learned with alchemy replacement, this puppet’s body was extremely resistant, at least he couldn’t destroy it.
There is only one possibility for him to win, and that is to drain the opponent’s energy.
And judging from the energy possessed by this puppet, at least a few hundred more spears of divine punishment just now would not be a problem.
After hitting this spear of divine punishment, Lin Qian’an was also very satisfied. He came to Wei Hai and said, “That’s it, when you have something to do, you can just throw the doll out.”
After saying that, Lin Qianan’s puppet incarnation changed back to a wooden puppet and hovered in the air.
Wei Hai carefully stretched out his hand to hold the doll in his hand, looking at the doll with the same expression as he was looking at a statue of a god.
In fact, this is indeed similar to the statue of the gods.
Fang Yuan and the others were slightly envious.
The puppet incarnation of the fifth-level boss, the value of this should be as high as possible.
In the chat group, the rest of the group members were evaluating the combat effectiveness of the incarnations of Inez and Lin Qian’an.
Zhong Tong [Secondary]: It’s not me who said that the puppet of the family boss is invincible!
Guan Yi [Secondary]: One thing to say, the boss Inez is also very strong. His alchemy is already at the level of the rules. If the boss is in person, it doesn’t matter, but a puppet incarnation should be better than Can’t you go to Inez?
Nima Aramburu [Secondary]: [eat melon]
Ah Huo [Level 5]: I’m not targeting anyone, compared to me, everyone in this group is trash!
As soon as these words came out, the group fell silent in an instant.
Righteous leader (group owner) [Level 4]: @龙一, @家.
Long Yi [Level 5]: Let’s learn from each other when you have time.
Home [Level 5]: [Smiles].
….
As a result, the people in the group changed the topic to Ah Huo, Long Yi and Lin Qian’an who would win the fight.
Lin Qian’an has a real shot, but Long Yi and Ah Huo have no visual evidence of their shot.
So they actually supported Lin Qianan more for a while.
Only Lin Qianan knew that there was a big gap between him and Long Yi.
As for the new group member Ah Huo, he didn’t know.
At this time, in the other world, Inez also sent Wei Hai to a relatively safe place, ending the team building.
After that, Lin Qian’an’s puppet incarnates on Inez’s side. Even if there is another strong attack, it should be able to deal with it.
Incidentally, after Wei Hai found a safe place, at the suggestion of Inez and others, he even made a shrine for Lin Qian’an’s puppet incarnation, and then worshipped with incense candles.
Feeling the power of belief, Lin Qianan couldn’t help but be speechless.
Immediately, Lin Qianan sent a message to Wei Hai, hoping to get a drop of abnormal blood to study.
After Wei Hai asked Zhang Wan, Zhang Wan directly planned to give Lin Qianan half a bowl of blood, so Lin Qianan had to stop quickly, and repeatedly told them that only one drop was enough.
[Wei Hai released an exclusive red envelope. ]
Lin Qianxin thought about it, and directly received the exclusive red envelope.
A drop of crystal clear red blood appeared in the void, and Lin Qianan immediately held it up with his spiritual sense.
Then Lin Qianan used the [Analysis] ability to analyze it.
With this analysis, Lin Qian’an’s expression began to become subtle.
In this drop of blood, there are some very special rules and characteristics.
There is complete information leading to the rule level in it. As long as the energy intensity of oneself is sufficient, it can be promoted to the rule level.
The alien blood in that world is not as simple as imagined.
With a slight movement in his mind, Lin Qianan used his [Creation] ability to create a drop of the same blood.
If you can analyze it, you can manufacture it, which is not difficult.
Swallowing the created blood, Lin Qian’an’s [Devouring] ability came into play.
The next moment, a new ability was born in Lin Qian’an’s body.
As soon as his mind moved, the blue flames around Lin Qianan’s body rose naturally, and the whole person was enveloped by this flame.
But it doesn’t have any temperature.
And in Lin Qian’an’s perception, it contains some powerful rules properties, there is no doubt that this is also a rule-level ability.
Lin Qian’an’s eyes showed the pattern of yin and yang gossip, and instantly knew the function of this flame.
This is a fire of vitality, which can replenish the vitality of the burned and heal the wounds.
But these are secondary to Lin Qianan.
The most important thing is the effect of this thing in alchemy.
With the help of the fire of vitality, Lin Qianan can perfectly integrate the medicinal properties of various spiritual plants, and cooperate with his [harmonization] ability. If he uses immortal plants, Lin Qianan can even refine the so-called “elixir”.
Recently, Lin Qian’an just felt that the Zhenyan that was created by using mana when refining medicinal pills was a little difficult to use.
Get a new exclusive flame right now.
This made him feel a little emotional about his protagonist’s luck.
Immediately, Lin Qianan planned to open the furnace for alchemy.
Taking out the pill furnace that the Ruyi Mountain stick had turned into, and then taking out some recently spawned spiritual plants from the real world, Lin Qianan made his first attempt.
Before the thing was put into the pill furnace, Lin Qian’an’s eyes had already appeared the pattern of yin and yang gossip, which simulated the picture of pill concocting in advance.
Wasting material?
If it doesn’t exist, he only has the option of success in alchemy, and there is no possibility of failure.
Among the countless results of [divination], Lin Qianan accurately found the successful future he wanted.
In the simulated picture, Qingyan licked past Lingzhi. Under the use of the [Harmony] ability, the materials were fused with each other. After a while, more than a dozen of the pill furnaces shone with a little light. , the crystal clear elixir appeared.
At the same time, Lin Qianan also threw Lingzhi into the pill furnace.
The green flame bloomed in his palm, instilled into the pill furnace, licked the spiritual plants, replenished their vitality, and at the same time made the medicinal properties of these spiritual plants more gentle.
[Harmony] When the ability is used, the characteristics of the materials are not in a perfect fusion of conflict, but become a whole.
The next moment, Lin Qianan stretched out his hand, and thirteen crystal clear elixir appeared.
There is no need to eat them, Lin Qianan already knows their effects.
These are just some small medicinal pills to strengthen the spleen and stomach, which can greatly enhance the digestive ability of ordinary people, which is about the level of digesting one meal in ten days.
The converted energy will be absorbed by the body, and if it cannot be absorbed, it will be naturally excreted from the body.
It’s a good practice.
After this attempt, Lin Qian’an was also warmed up and familiar with the effect of [Blue Flame] in his hand.
Immediately, his mind moved, and a thumb-sized grain of rice appeared in his hand.
It is the rice that the Xianhe tree bears.
This thing is in Amu’s hands, at least one billion herbal essence must be instilled to produce one.
Even if the immortals eat a grain, they will feel supportive.
But the advantage is that the energy is gentle, even if it cannot be digested for a while, it will not have much impact.
Lin Qian’an’s main ingredient for alchemy this time is it.
The yin and yang gossip patterns appeared in his eyes, and Lin Qianan began to rehearse the steps of alchemy.
After a while, Lin Qianan took out some other immortal plants from the real world, including a lotus seed, a small root of immortal ginseng, and Lin Qianan took it from Jianmu. of a leaf.
Wrapping these things with leaves, Lin Qianan threw them into the pill furnace.
At the same time, Lin Qian’an’s blue flame was released from the palm of his hand, and the [Harmony] ability was used. At the same time, divine power also participated in this alchemy, and began to define the elixirs by refining witch medicine.
Massive energy consumption, but the materials in Lin Qian’an Dan furnace did not change much.
However, Lin Qianan was not worried.
The realm of his real world enveloped the pill furnace and himself, and suddenly, with them as the center, time began to speed up.
One day, two days, three days…
Using the rules of the real world to change the flow rate of time is not particularly easy for Lin Qian’an.
If he wanted to be like a dragon for hundreds of years, he was determined not to do it.
It should be mentioned here that the Terrier game system is completely immune to this time change.
Lin Qian’an was like this when he was in the main **** space, and it was the same when Long Yi manipulated time changes.
The time the Terrier game computer is anchored to seems to be limited to the time changes in the main world itself.
After a while, under the influence of Lin Qian’an’s real world rules, the time in the pill furnace has passed for half a year.
In the pill furnace at this time, a pure white pill with shimmering light was lying quietly in it, being licked by Qingyan constantly.
In the next moment, Lin Qianan put away his magical powers, and a mysterious light bloomed in the pill furnace, but it was blocked by the pill furnace.
After a while, Lin Qian’an thought, and the medicine pill in the pill furnace flew out and landed in front of Lin Qian’an.
This medicine pill looks as white as jade, but it has dense dao lines on its body.
Daowen has green, but also brown and cyan.
These dao patterns are intertwined, as if telling some extraordinary truth.
Lin Qianan tried to analyze it with the [Analysis] ability, but the analysis progress was slow. Even if he used the time rules of the real world, it was difficult to analyze much information.
However, this also allowed Lin Qian’an to judge the level of this medicine pill.
It has already reached the level of elixir.
Lin Qian’an [divination] used the great power of the avenue, and looked at the picture of himself swallowing the medicinal pill in advance.
The effect is very strong. After using the rules of the real world to speed up time refining, the soul and body have been strengthened to varying degrees, and even some of the rules and abilities that I have mastered have been strengthened a little bit. Overall, it has improved by five. More than enough.
The effect of this elixir is very simple, but it points directly to the core.
For ordinary creatures, there are only two parts that make up themselves.
One is the body, the other is the soul.
As for the existence of the fifth level, there is one more part, and that is the rules.
Fifth-level creatures, bodies and souls have begun to be regularized.
For fourth-level creatures, using rules is like using tools.
For the fifth-level creatures, using the rules is as easy as breathing.
They themselves have completely become rule-level life, and they are the embodiment of rules.
This pill has all three of them, and after swallowing it, Lin Qianan himself can take a big step forward on the road to level five.
Slowly sending the elixir into the mouth, Lin Qianan sat down, and under the influence of the rules of the real world, he had already refined it in less than ten seconds.
Immediately, he opened his eyes and a smile appeared on his face.
Before long, he should be able to officially break through the fifth level.
……
……
November 22, light snow.
This is the solar term and the weather.
The long absence of Qing’an City has been dyed with a layer of frost.
Lin Qianan just finished a class and walked out of the classroom.
The students in the academy are all extraordinary people. Although they are not immune to cold and heat, they are not as afraid of cold and heat as ordinary people.
Although the weather is getting colder now, most of them are still wearing similar clothes as before.
This also made Lin Qian’an, who had been living in the academy, not so clearly aware of the change in time.
When he saw the light snow falling from the sky, he suddenly realized that it was winter.
At night, Lin Qianan came to the night market in Qing’an City.
Zaffint was still making skewers, but the piano skewer car had an umbrella to cover the snow.
Tonight, Li Zhenjie and the others didn’t come because they had a mission, and now only Lin Qian’an is alone.
After Zafente grilled the skewers for Lin Qian’an, he played the piano and went away to night markets in other cities to bring warmth to those who needed his skewers.
Lin Qianan walked aimlessly while eating skewers.
In a flash, it has been nine months since he obtained the meme game. In just nine months, he has gone from an ordinary person to where he is today. Before he changed, he would not dare to do it in his dreams.
Biting down on a skewer, the music in Lin Qian’an’s mind sounded. This was a piano song he had never heard before, and it should have been created by Zafente himself.
A smile appeared on Lin Qian’an’s face, and he sat down on the bench by the road with some enjoyment, and listened to the song quietly.
After finishing the song, just when Lin Qianan was about to eat the second skewer, a system prompt suddenly appeared in front of him.
[Hint: There is a stalk near the host, which has been marked. 】
Lin Qianan turned his head and suddenly found that there was another person beside the bench.
His expression changed in shock, his eyes fixed on each other.
Although he did not use spiritual sense perception, nor did he cover the real world domain, his spiritual sense and precognition of abilities were enough to make him feel the other side.
Logically speaking, it is absolutely impossible for someone to approach him without knowing it.
Moreover, Lin Qian’an has always been cautious in doing things. Usually, before going out, he will use [divination] to predict whether there will be any strange things, so as to prepare in advance and avoid accidents.
But this scene did not appear in his [divination] screen.
Lin Qianan looked at the person in front of him. This was an old man in ragged clothes, with a mysterious look in his eyes.
He looked at Lin Qian’an and said, “Brother, it’s incredible! I see that you have an extraordinary body and bones, and you are a natural martial arts prodigy. The mission of saving the world is left to you! I have a copy of “Heavenly Stumped Foot” here. The secret book is originally a priceless treasure, it is rare for us to meet, so I will sell it to you for ten thousand yuan today!”
As he spoke, he took out a blue book with “Stupid Foot” written on it from his arms.
In an instant, Lin Qianan thought of the other party’s origins.
This is a chance-like humanoid stem, and it is also widely circulated in the dragon group.
It will randomly appear in various places in Xuan Kingdom and distribute martial arts cheats.
According to the value of the item you give, the other party will also give you a corresponding martial arts manual.
Zhang Xing, who he met in the main **** space, had met this beggar before, and “Tathagata’s Palm” was also obtained from this beggar.
This also made Lin Qianan understand the reason why he couldn’t sense the other party.
The other party is also a weak stalk, how can he easily perceive it?
After understanding the origin of the other party, Lin Qianan naturally no longer worried, but planned to make good use of this opportunity.
“This book is not what I want, can you give it a good one?” Lin Qianan asked.
“Oh, I didn’t expect you to have such high vision, little brother, but the better the secret book, the price…” The old beggar pretended to hesitate.
Without thinking about it, Lin Qianan took out a handful of elixir refined yesterday and said, “Are these enough!”
“Enough, of course it’s enough!” The old beggar put away the original cheat book, took out three new cheat books from his arms in one breath, and said, “”The Palm of Heaven and Earth,” one palm covers the universe, “Six Paths of Samsara Fist” , Quan starred in Six Paths, “The True Power of the Great Sun”, you can practice the true meaning of the great sun to a high level, each book is a peerless secret book, rare in the world, which one do you decide to change, little brother?”
Of course Lin Qianan wanted to have them all, but the feature of this stalk was that he could only have one copy, so he couldn’t help it.
But he wanted to see how high the old beggar’s upper limit was.
“Is there anything better?” Lin Qianan asked again.
“Can’t these satisfy your vision, little brother?” The old beggar said with a solemn expression: “I still have the secrets of pressing the bottom of the box, but I don’t know about you, little brother…”
When Lin Qianan heard the sound, he took out a whole ginseng and said, “Is this okay?”
The old beggar widened his eyes and said, “Wait.”
The voice fell, and the old beggar went deep into his arms with a very difficult expression, desperately digging inwards.
In Lin Qian’an’s eyes, a little crimson mysterious light bloomed, and the pattern of yin and yang gossip appeared, but there was no clue.
After a while, the old beggar took out a golden page with a painful expression: “I think, this should satisfy you little brother.”
I saw the five characters of “Chaos Body Refinement Classic” written on the top of the golden page.
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