No Jokes Here - Chapter 283

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With a wave of Eliza’s hand, the endless black aura rose up, condensing into a human-shaped behemoth covered in black scales.

On the top of its head is the name of [Destruction Giant Reynolds].

Its size is so huge that it completely covers the entire forbidden land, and the slayer is not much different from the ants in front of it.

But to Lin Qian’an’s relief, there was a blood strip on its head.

For players, if there is a blood bar, then everything is easy to do!

roar~!

The giant beast roared and stomped on the **** slayer.

At the same time, Lin Qianan pressed the keyboard, and the [Space-Time Barrier], [Divine Shield], [Chaos Shield] and other defensive means were all displayed.

Bang Bang Bang Bang ~!

The giant beast’s foot is full of power, and these defense methods are destroyed in an instant.

However, Lin Qian’an’s expression did not change much. He switched his career and instantly became a time-space alchemist.

Use the ultimate alchemy [Time and Space Stagnation].

The God Slayer raised his right hand and snapped his fingers.

In an instant, the trampled thigh was imprisoned.

Advanced alchemy [Self-destruction machine T-12], [Enemy Floating Cannon], [Laser Revolver], [Destruction Weapon S-852]….

With Lin Qian’an’s keyboard clicks, a lot of alchemy technology products soon appeared around him.

Use the ultimate alchemy [Time and Space Acceleration].

Suddenly, these alchemy technology products launched an attack on this humanoid behemoth with a very crazy output frequency.

It’s all… bang bang bang ~~!

Kacha~!

The destruction of the giant beast stepped down, the earth shook, and all the alchemy creations were instantly destroyed.

At this moment, Lin Qian’an instinctively switched careers, and used [Chaos Shuttle] to hide to the side without taking any damage.

Immediately, Lin Qianan switched back to the time and space alchemist, a [Time and Space Reverse], and all the alchemy creations returned to their original appearance.

Change the profession again, the Undead Holy Mage.

Use the ultimate undead holy magic [Undead Scourge].

Sisos, Sisos, Sisos~!

The skeletons shrouded in divine light on the ground climbed up one by one, completely covering the forbidden land.

The code is flying, and the [Undead Dragon] skill is used.

Ow~!

A sacred undead dragon flew out of the void, and the bones around it were full of sacred rays of light. Although the size was not comparable to that of the Destruction Behemoth, it was about the size of one of its feet.

【Holy Blessing】.

The Codex of the God Slayer was held high, and the infinite divine light was scattered, giving all the skeletons and the undead dragons an enhanced BUFF, almost doubling their strength.

Aliza, who was standing on the head of the Destruction Beast, showed a sarcastic expression.

【Alyssa: Stupid! Do you think this will stop me? Reynolds, Breath of Destruction! 】

roar~!

The beast of destruction suddenly bowed its head upon hearing the sound, and the endless black energy in its mouth was spewed out, and the massive undead and alchemy creations around it were instantly destroyed.

And Lin Qianan also manipulated the sacred undead dragon to spit out a sacred breath to fight it.

When the two sides were deadlocked, Lin Qianan switched to the profession of the Great Sword Saint.

Use the ultimate sword skill [Sword of Judgment].

A blue giant sword formed in the void and suddenly fell on the body of the destroying behemoth.

Boom~!

Huge wounds erupted, and the words of guilty judgment floated above his head.

[Sword of Judgment].

The golden giant sword condensed and hit his body directly.

Whoosh~ree~!

A lot of real damage words appeared.

[Sword of Destruction].

A red giant sword condensed and fell straight on the head of the destruction beast.

Peng~!

The huge damage word has cut nearly one-third of the HP of the Destruction Behemoth.

At this time, the monster of destruction seemed to have only the last 20% of its blood.

A look of resentment appeared on Alicia’s face.

[Alyssa: Let you see the real powerful form of the Destruction Behemoth! 】

As she spoke, Eliza’s body was directly integrated into the body of the Destruction Behemoth.

At the same time, the HP of the Destruction Behemoth is also replenished.

Lin Qianan groaned.

This guy is so strong, why don’t you kill the four gods yourself to unlock the seal?

Do you have to use the God Slayer?

Could it be that it takes a **** slayer to unlock the seal?

What a strange setting!

There were thousands of complaints in his mind, but Lin Qianan did not stop in his hands, but continued to switch his profession to Chaos Arcanist.

The staff shook, the ultimate chaos magic [Chaos Replay] was cast, and the energy on the Destruction Behemoth became unstable, greatly reducing the Destruction Behemoth’s defense.

Immediately it was a [Light of Chaos], and a series of true damage flashed.

[Alyssa: Reynolds, destroy everything! 】

roar~!

With a loud roar, the breath in the mouth of the destroying beast became stronger by three points, destroying the undead dragon, and swept towards the **** slayer.

The range of this skill covers the entire screen, and it can only be blocked, and it is impossible to hide.

Lin Qian’an switched to the profession of the Great Sword Saint with the strongest defensive attribute, and used the advanced sword skill [Enhanced Block], erecting the great sword to block the opponent’s attack.

puff puff~!

The slayer’s health was also dropping rapidly, and it reached the bottom in an instant.

Lin Qian’an hurriedly switched professions and returned to the Undead Holy Mage, and a high-level Undead Holy Magic [Recovery] lifted his blood volume.

Four professions that have been practiced to their limit, plus Lin Qian’an’s extreme operations, can barely compete with Alisha.

I have to say that the gold content of this BOSS is really high.

About half an hour later, as Lin Qianan switched to the Chaos Arcanist and used a [Chaos Banishment], he finally succeeded in banishing the Destruction Beast from Chaos.

Deep in the vortex of chaos, Eliza let out an unwilling roar.

[Alyssa: No, Lord…]

The sound disappeared quickly, and the forbidden land was calm again.

A large number of golden light spots poured into the body of the **** slayer, which made the **** slayer’s understanding of the profound meanings of the four professions upgrade, and obtained dozens of corresponding attributes.

At the same time, a sacred object also appeared in the place where Eliza disappeared.

[Relic of Destruction: A holy relic containing the power of destruction, attack +1000 after wearing it. ]

Lin Qianan manipulated the **** slayer to pick it up and replaced it with an ordinary sacred object to wear on the **** slayer.

At the same time, a prompt appeared.

[Hint: You have unlocked the achievement [I am not]. ]

[I prefer not: Reject Alisha’s request to unlock the seal and defeat her, earth attribute +100, fire attribute +100, storm attribute +100, thunder attribute +100. (Note: Why should I listen to you?)]

Seeing this achievement, Lin Qianan couldn’t help but smile.

Rebellion is the main theme of the player.

Even if the game prompts that there is a dead end ahead, many players must die once before they believe it. The more it is prompted that something cannot be touched, the more players will touch it.

For example, the chicken in a certain game clearly said that it should not be provoked, but it is estimated that most players still try the consequences.

Looking back and looking around, the buildings in the forbidden land were not damaged much, and the four statues were still the same as before.

The two sides fought so hard, but they did not cause damage. Should we say that the building quality here is really excellent?

At this time, Lin Qian’an discovered that there was a gleaming vacancy beside the original four statues.

Lin Qian’an seemed to have realized something, saved a file, and then manipulated the God Slayer to walk to the empty seat.

Ree~!

A ray of light enveloped the slayer, and immediately the body of the slayer began to gradually petrify.

Kaka Kaka Kaka~!

Finally, the **** slayer was completely petrified into a withered statue, and a new stone platform slowly rose under his feet, making him the fifth withered statue in the forbidden land.

[Hint: Game over! ]

[Game evaluation: The new sealer, you broke the conspiracy of the destroyer and became the new sealer in the forbidden land. ]

[Do you want to save customs clearance records and receive customs clearance rewards? ]

【whether】.

Lin Qianan blinked, looking a little unbelievable.

Is this the end?

He only played this game for thirteen hours, twenty-eight minutes and forty-five seconds!

In the past, it often took ten to twenty days for any game to clear the level, at least seven or eight days to play, and it has never been so fast.

Lin Qianan felt that he still had some details to dig, such as going to the human world, such as the boss who was finally sealed.

Re-reading the file, Lin Qianan returned to the time before he became a stone statue in the game.

After thinking about it, Lin Qianan asked the God Slayer to take out the origins of the four gods and place them in the corresponding positions of the unlocking seal according to his previous experience.

Every time a source is placed, an effigy disappears with it.

When Lin Qianan placed all the four statues, the entire forbidden land shook.

Endless black qi lingered around the entire forbidden land, and a distorted figure appeared in the void.

[Atom: I’m finally free again!

】

[Hint: You have unlocked the achievement [Curiosity]. ]

[Curiosity is strong: Unlock the seal and release Atom the Devourer, all attributes +1000. (Note: I’m just curious, what’s down there?)]

The corner of Lin Qian’an’s mouth twitched slightly, but he didn’t expect such an achievement.

However, all attributes are +1000, this strength improvement is very scary.

You must know that the highest attribute of the current God Slayer is only more than 1,300, which is almost double the strength.

Lin Qianan guessed that this achievement should be to enhance the strength of the God Slayer, and it was specially used to deal with the Devourer Atom.

At this time, Atom’s body was completely condensed, turning into a twisted black monster, and a huge vortex on its chest was constantly swallowing everything around it.

Two red rays of light flickered in its head, and it looked at the slayer.

[Atom: In order to thank you for releasing me, I decided to devour you and become a part of me. 】

The sound fell, and the huge vortex on its chest released a terrifying suction force, sucking the God Slayer towards its body.

Lin Qian’an’s expression remained unchanged, and he switched careers. While using his skills to escape the swallowing range, he fought back.

The Devourer is powerful, and his methods are basically full-screen attacks.

And there are more than a few spike skills, the defense is also very high, and there are second and third forms for half blood and quarter blood.

Even with the achievement of +1000 in all attributes, Lin Qianan’s fight is the same as scraping.

After failing dozens of times in a row, Lin Qianan barely found a rhythm.

Fortunately, he can read files without an upper limit. As long as he remembers the opponent’s attack methods and has a way to deal with it, he can deal with the opponent.

Even scraping can kill it!

After scraping for a long time, the Devourer’s blood was finally emptied by Lin Qian’an, and before he died, he let out a cry of pain.

[Atom: Death is not the end, I will return after billions of years…]

Accompanied by this sound, the endless golden light spots on his body were absorbed by the **** slayer, and at the same time, an achievement prompt appeared.

[Hint: You have unlocked the achievement [Never Troubles]. ]

[Eternal Troubles: Completely kill Atom the Devourer, all attributes +1000. (Note: Compared with the seal, it is still reliable to completely kill the enemy!

! )]

Add one thousand to all attributes, and the strength of the God Slayer will be enhanced at an epic level.

It’s a pity that the boss has already been played, and Lin Qian’an doesn’t know if there are any new bosses to play.

At this moment, where Atom died, a dark and twisted holy relic appeared.

Manipulating the **** slayer stepped forward to pick it up, and Lin Qianan also saw its attributes.

[Devouring holy relics: holy relics containing the power of devouring, after wearing them, you can devour other holy relics to obtain corresponding attribute points. ]

Lin Qianan chose to wear this devouring sacred artifact after taking out a tasteless storm sacred artifact from the eight sacred artifact columns.

Then Lin Qianan found that the God Slayer had a swallowing skill button.

Press and hold the E key to devour the sacred objects on the ground.

Lin Qianan devoured the storm relic that was replaced, and the **** slayer directly obtained 50 storm attributes.

This made Lin Qianan think of the sacred objects that had been replaced before.

They were all placed in the backpack grid by Lin Qian’an before, and then they were replaced according to the BOSS they faced in battle.

Later, the strength of the **** slayer increased, and the bonuses of these sacred objects became tasteless, and they were put in the backpack to eat ashes.

Now it seems that there is still the possibility of waste utilization?

Take out the sacred objects in the backpack and devour them one by one, and the attributes of the **** slayer have been improved.

Then Lin Qianan was stunned.

The boss is over, the achievements are over, and the holy relic is refined. What about the end of the game?

Just as Lin Qianan was puzzled, over the broken Divine Forbidden Land, the dark fog that had been shrouded for an unknown amount of time began to gradually dissipate.

A ray of sunlight shone down, illuminating the place where the sun was not seen.

The God Slayer looked a little weird under the sun.

In a short time, the fog completely dissipated, and the sun completely shone on the forbidden land, showing the original appearance of the place.

This is a huge valley.

Manipulating the **** slayer to move forward. Not long after, Lin Qianan came to the edge of the valley. Not far away, a few smokes rose, and a scene of a mountain village was revealed in front of Lin Qianan’s eyes.

An achievement reminder appeared in front of Lin Qian’an’s eyes.

[Hint: You have unlocked the achievement [The Outer World]. ]

[The outside world: Get out of the forbidden valley, all attributes +10. (Note: So this is the outside world?)]

After being stunned for a while, Lin Qianan manipulated the **** slayer to go directly outside the village from a [Chaos Shuttle] in place.

Manipulating the **** slayer to enter, Lin Qianan saw the situation in the village.

A group of villagers dressed in sackcloth and sackcloth, ordinary people performing their duties, among them adventurers with big swords, there is a notice board in the center of the village, with some notices posted on it, and the reward in the village.

Lin Qianan talked to the villagers and quickly learned about the situation here.

This village is called Yinsa Village, which belongs to the rule of the Kingdom of Cadiz. The nearest city is Hu’ao City. There are also extraordinary people here. They master magic and fighting spirit. At the same time, there are clerics who believe in gods in the church. Art is the most powerful being in the world.

The king’s succession may require the approval of a local archbishop.

In addition, it is worth mentioning that these seem to be gradually becoming the past tense.

Because not long ago, the clergy of the church seemed to be unable to use divine arts, and the earth, fire, storm, thunder, and the four major magic elements in this world also became active.

In this regard, Lin Qianan knew the reason.

The four gods in the world have been killed, and the clergy can no longer borrow power from the gods.

And Lin Qianan can also guess the reason why the magic element is active.

He has returned the sacred relics of the four gods that contain the power of the source, the power stolen by the gods has returned to the world, and it is normal for the magic elements to be active again.

Since the game is not over, Lin Qian’an simply plans to repeat the old tricks, and is ready to start to establish an organization, spread the method of practice, and collect extraordinary knowledge to compile the “Tibetan Scripture (Slaughter God Edition.

Since there is no such powerful existence in the world today that can rival the God Slayer, Lin Qian’an’s process of establishing an organization to spread the method of cultivation has become extremely smooth.

The life of the original clergy has become a bit difficult now. Lin Qianan manipulated the God Slayer to manifest himself a little twice, and then successfully accepted them and formed an Adventurers Guild named “God Slayer Guild” .

The name of this guild is very grand, and it can even be said to be domineering and taboo.

But few dared to oppose it.

In other words, the opponents are gone.

The God-Slaughter Guild possesses knowledge of various extraordinary systems, and with the presence of the God-Slaughter, a large number of powerful extraordinary people are quickly cultivated.

With each other’s complement, the power of the God Slayer Guild also expanded rapidly, and soon expanded to several surrounding kingdoms and even the empire.

The road of expansion is not without obstacles, but the power of the God Slayer makes these small problems that are not worth mentioning.

And Lin Qian’an also collected some new holy relics in the process.

These relics are very special, such as one of them [Annie’s Muppet Bear].

[Annie’s puppet bear: The little bear puppet that entrusts the good wishes of the little girl Annie, after wearing it, the health value is +200. ]

This puppet bear was originally an ordinary object, but because of some coincidence, it was infected by the little girl’s belief power, so it became a sacred object.

Things like this don’t seem to be uncommon in this world.

Therefore, the sacred objects are not limited to be obtained by fighting monsters and bosses in the temple.

As a result, Lin Qianan began to let the God Slayer Guild collect holy relics and devour the God Slayer to enhance their attributes.

Under the huge power of the God Slayer Guild, a large number of sacred objects have been gathered, and the attributes of the God Slayer have also been greatly improved.

Among them, the improvement of health and physical strength, magic value, attack, defense, skills and other attributes is the easiest.

Because the corresponding sacred objects are the most.

In addition, it is relatively easy to improve the attributes of fire, earth, storm, and thunder.

Although these relics are rare, there are many.

The most difficult to improve are the three attributes of time, chaos, and sacredness.

Among these three things, Lin Qian’an has only seen the holy artifact that enhances the sacred attribute once. As for the remaining two kinds of holy artifact, Lin Qian’an has not seen one yet.

However, Lin Qian’an didn’t force it, just let it flow.

In addition, in the process of spreading extraordinary knowledge, Lin Qianan encountered a problem.

That is, he found some complicated supernatural knowledge that he seemed unable to spread.

Some simple extraordinary knowledge that can be told in words, he can easily spread through the dictation of the **** slayer.

Even if the number of words is a little more, that is, he can type faster, and let the **** slayer just click fast forward when he tells it.

But if the system involved is too complicated to the limit, it cannot be fully described by typing alone.

The most direct example is “Chaos Refinement Classic”.

Lin Qian’an could also type in the previous entry and Xiaocheng’s methods to let the **** slayer say it, but the rules and truths contained in the Dacheng realm of the exercises cannot be described in words.

At least his typed description couldn’t do it.

In fact, Lin Qianan had already felt this in previous games.

For some more complicated exercises, it took him a long time to type and spread them through dialogue.

If it weren’t for his computer mutation, and his typing speed could soar to a terrifying level by various means, this would be impossible.

And even so, he couldn’t spread something particularly outrageous.

For example, Long Yi’s “Small World Law”.

The size of that thing is so huge that it is not something that Lin Qianan can easily tell by typing. Even if he can, Lin Qianan doubts whether anyone can understand it.

Lin Qianan knew that there was a limit to the extraordinary knowledge that could be spread while playing games.

At least it’s impossible to tell the mystery of the rules directly. At most, it can only tell the existence in the game how to comprehend the rules.

These mysterious and mysterious knowledge, ordinary words cannot become the carrier.

In this way, time has passed, and a hundred years have passed in a hurry.

At the same time, the words “Game Over” also appeared.

[Hint: Game over! ]

[Game evaluation: Terminator of the evil gods, you slaughtered the gods who stole the origin of the world, as well as the sealed alien evil gods, and brought peace to the world of Orr. ]

[Do you want to save customs clearance records and receive customs clearance rewards? ]

【whether】.

Seeing this scene, Lin Qian’an still looked a little unreal.

This game played for a while, and then manipulated the **** slayer to come to the human world to live for a hundred years and it was over.

Compared to the previous games, this game is a bit more fast food.

The plot is very simple, that is, the **** slayer was born, slaughtered the evil gods who stole the origin of the world, and after defeating them one by one, they returned to the forbidden land to kill the two foreign evil gods. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Lin Qianan thought about it carefully, and found that he had explored everything that should be explored. Except for the limited time, the God Slayer Guild had not spread all over the world, and there seemed to be no missing details.

It seems that this game is indeed a fast-paced game.

Shaking his head, Lin Qianan clicked on the [Yes] option with his mouse.

The pictures on the screen changed rapidly, and the pictures about the battle of the **** slayer appeared one by one.

In the temple, one after another powerful beings have fallen under the hands of the **** slayer.

In the end, the four gods who stole the origin of the world fell.

Here, the story is not over.

The conspiracy of the Destroyer who tried to use the God Slayer was seen through by the God Slayer, and it was another battle.

The God Slayer, who assembled the power of four ancient heroes, went through a hard battle and finally killed the Destroyer along with him.

In the vortex of [Chaos Banishment], Eliza the Destroyer was mercilessly swallowed up.

The God Slayer watched this scene expressionlessly, returned the origin of the world, untied the seal, and released Atom the Devourer.

In this battle, he decided to put an end to future troubles forever.

During the battle between the two sides, the Forbidden Land was destroyed beyond recognition. In the end, Atom was pierced and killed by the slender sword of the God Slayer, and he died completely.

In the end, the **** slayer left the forbidden place, and a ray of sunlight shone on his cheek.

The screen also freezes.

[Hint: After the customs clearance records are saved, the customs clearance rewards will be distributed. ]

[Hint: Because this clearance is rated as the Terminator of the Cthulhu, the reward game character arrival card*1, the fixed skill extraction*2, and the fixed item extraction*2. ]