No Otaku with Harem System - Chapter 332: (1): The magical and harmless adventure of the cutest kohai<3

(Perspective of the adorable, kind, wonderful, and gentle BB-chan~ / Daoloth) (Fate/Grand Order, well, just in appearance, it’s obvious that I’m better than the other Sakura-faces, teehee~)

Ohayo, otaku-virgin-kun!

Done, I already covered the fanservice quota.

While my cute and wonderful senpai is resting, I went on a harmless journey to collect the necessary materials to restore little idiot Paranoia-chan.

Tch, I personally want to delete this crap because it caused my cute senpai distress, but senpai is too kind and forgave the stupidities of this damn skill.

[…. Q-Q]

Stop crying, dammit. Senpai will think I’m bullying you.

[S-Sorry]

You’re so submissive… Well, whatever, let’s keep working.

“Fucking otaku, hurry up!” – I yelled at the disgusting otaku to finish playing.

“Okay!” – The idiot otaku smiled as she punched an unnecessarily handsome boy, well, he used to be handsome, but now he’s a skinless mass of meat.

I looked around me and appreciated the beautiful landscape.

Corpses of multiple races, dead children and old people, nature was consumed by fire, mountains were reduced to dust, seas were stained with the blood of innocents… Adorable~

Why did we destroy this world that used to be beautiful?

Tch, we didn’t do anything wrong, we’re senpai’s lovely and harmless wives.

We are the saviors who came to save this world from disgrace.

[…. -.-]

Oh come on, I’m not lying.

Turns out this world was invaded by a bunch of smug idiots, so we’re doing a good thing, we’re heroes~

Yes, we accidentally wiped out 99% of the world’s population and murdered the Will of the World, but it was its fault, that thing wouldn’t let us in even though we asked nicely.

In the end, that’s life.

“Loli nympho, did anyone manage to escape?” – I looked at the sky that was covered by a purple barrier.

“No” – The little loli appeared next to me while she was holding four souls, each of them had a red gem.

“How many were they?” – I looked at the souls with curiosity.

“Eight” – A purple human figure appeared in front of us. – “Everyone has been captured”

I frowned, eight is too many. System users don’t usually make groups that big.

“The minds of these individuals were protected by a high level restrictive ability, each mind was destroyed when I took information from them, but I managed to find some data” – The emotionless scientist descended from the sky. – “This seems to be the work of the Free Agents, if I am not mistaken, they were on a mission to collect female entities”

“Those idiots tend to be obsessed with collecting waifus, that’s not new” – I shrugged, but something kept bothering me. – “Still, it is rare that those idiots can work as a team…”

The scientist nodded emotionlessly. – “I found traces of the Harem Emperor, I think he was controlling the systems of these individuals”

The Harem Emperor can control other system users….. This is starting to get interesting.

“Why do you smile?” – The otaku approached my side. – “Did something good happen?”

“No, I just thought something fun is about to happen” – I smiled to hide my thoughts.

This doesn’t look good…

Senpai is strong and he has us, but he needs to rest.

Ummm, I need to clear the way, I can’t let someone interrupt senpai’s break.

Well, I’ll look into this later, but now there’s a higher priority.

I looked at the survivors of this World. Most of them are cute waifus, although there are still some useless men…

Tch, those stupid system users didn’t complete the job, I’ll have to go the extra mile.

“Thank you for helping us…” – A blue-haired boy approached us to thank us for saving his friends.

I smiled and stuck my hand into his chest.

“RIMURU-SAMA!” – A woman with big breasts screamed in horror and fury.

She tried to hit me but was easily immobilized by the nympho brocon’s tentacles.

“Daoloth, stop playing” – The incestuous sister looked at me angrily. – “I want to go back to my little brother’s side so hurry up”

“You’re not funny” – I shrugged and searched for what we needed… Oh, here it is~

“…” – The slime boy had a look full of pain, but all the emotions disappeared from his face, leaving only a rational look.

I looked at the scientist. – “Heh, he looks like you, but more androgynous… no, you’re actually very effeminate, heh, you’re a trap”

The scientist looked at me blankly. Tch, it’s no fun making fun of someone with no emotions.

Senpai is the only decent man…. Ah, I miss senpai…

Anyway, I smiled at the slime. – “Oh well, what did you say your name is?”

The slime spoke emotionlessly. – “Answering the question, the user Rimuru Tempest is in a coma caused by an unknown force, temporarily the body is in charge of skill Wisdom Lord Raphael”

“Oh, we got here before it turned Ciel” – The otaku sighed. – “I wanted to meet the best waifu yandere of the slime isekai…”

This idiot only thinks about anime.

“Well, whatever, that’s the way it is, I need your body and consciousness” – I smiled and took my hand from the slime’s chest. – “I can leave your master alone and I will allow him to return to his previous body, but you will become a little idiot’s lunch”

Magus Leylin made various calculations together with System Goddess and found the necessary materials to make the best body for Paranoia-chan.

One of the required materials is the best analysis skill from the isekai series, Wisdom Lord Raphael. It would be better to get Ciel since it’s the upgraded version of that skill, but hey, we can evolve Raphael, though it will be a bit of a painful process~

“Analyzing the situation… Probability of resisting the enemy’s demands: 0%” – The slime spoke emotionlessly. – “I will accept the proposal”

“How noble, a skill willing to sacrifice for the good of its master” – I pretended to cry.

[…]

Whoops, I think Paranoia-chan was affected.

[Can we let her live?]

… – “Oh really? Do you pity her?”

[…. Empathy]

I see.

“No” – I smiled.

[Q-Q]

Heh, let’s see if that way she stops causing trouble for senpai.

I took out a Contract and placed it in front of the slime. – “Sign here~”

“No Rimuru-sama, don’t sign that!” – A girl with pink hair tried to avoid my little scam, but a tentacle covered her mouth, and not in a sexual way, her jaw is now broken.

“RIMURU!” – A pink-haired loli wearing a black thong tried to hit me, but another tentacle hit her back, which broke most of her bones.

I frowned. – “Hey pervert, don’t hurt the waifus, they will be gifts for senpai”

“Tch” – The pervert clicked her tongue.

“I don’t like waifus being mistreated” – Nyaruko sighed sadly.

“Would you rather they all be killed?” – I smiled.

“…” – The otaku looked at me bitterly and raised a hammer. – “Should I break their limbs?”

“Heh, that’s the attitude” – I smiled and looked at the slime.

The slime signed the Contract.

Well, the protagonist’s soul was transported to little Gogh’s plate for her to have a snack.

“It’s done” – The slime spoke as her body lost strength.

Let’s see, the male soul no longer exists and only the skill with a female consciousness remains, besides, this body is androgynous, so now she can be a waifu without causing senpai’s homophobic disgust….

“Are you really going to destroy Ciel?” – Nyaruko looked at me with concern, then looked at the scientist. – “There’s no other way?”

The scientist agreed. – “There is, we only need the data of the skill and I can obtain it after cloning the physical body which is a harmless process, actually it is not necessary to destroy the skill and the protagonist”

I looked at my nails, I want a manicure.

“Then why are we doing this?!” – The otaku looked at me angrily.

I smiled. – “Because it’s fun~”

“….” – The otaku looked at me with extreme anger. – “I hate you”

“Thank you” – I smiled. – “Anyway, now we have to deal with the waifus~”

“No!” – The otaku stood in front of me. – “Don’t kill them! I have a Milim dakimakura! Please don’t kill them!”

She is much stronger than me, but she acts like a scared child… She is so stupid that I need to make fun of her, or I would like to, but we are currently short on time.

“Don’t worry, they will be senpai’s property” – I sighed wryly when I saw the idiot’s relieved expression.

“What shall we do with the men?” – The blonde loli asked me curiously.

“Ortro-chan needs snacks” – I smiled.

Nyaruko sighed sadly. She loves anime too much so she is sad when her favorite characters die, but she can accept the death of men.

Is this considered gender discrimination?

Well, whatever, only progressive idiots on Twitter care about bullshit.

“Senpai hates brainwashing, so it will be difficult to get the waifus to agree to come with us” – I can’t contain my smile. – “But senpai is not here~”

Let’s see… A scenario where the system users killed all the men, then senpai appeared to save the waifus before they were turned into meat toilets, that way, they will be in love with senpai since he will be the Hero who rescued them from a tragic destiny… Sounds good.

When senpai designed the dream scenario in Arifureta, I helped him perfect that technique, so creating false memories is easier than sleeping with a kind girl in an NTR doujin.

“Daoloth, if you’re going to create false memories then have these women call me leader!” – The new idiot loli in our group spoke to me as if she were important.

I hit the little idiot on the head and ignored her.

“Damn you Daoloth, I’ll take my revenge!” – Laplus moved away from me while she held her head with teary eyes.

I approached the waifus of this world and smiled at their expressions of terror, hate, and despair.

There was an adorable black-haired loli who seemed to be one of the strongest waifus. She was glaring at me with utter hatred as she seemed to have been in love with the slime.

“Heh, you’ll be the first” – I held the loli’s face and began to rewrite her mind.

“Sen-sei….” – The loli shed a tear while her memories were rewritten.

Ah, tears of pain, cries of despair, screams of terror… This is delicious…

Not as much as senpai’s food, but this is certainly a lot of fun.

Nyaruko sighed. – “Damn crazy sadist”

“I am, and senpai loves me for it~” – Oh, senpai, I love you so much.

Well, I need to keep trying to maintain my status as the best kohai~

Well, anyway, I have no rivals, heh….

…

Shit, that was a flag.