No Otaku with Harem System - Chapter 354: It is obvious the author's favoritism toward the teacher

Classes moved along smoothly, but one small annoyance made me roll my eyes in annoyance.

The possible system user turned out to be a jerk with a lack of parental love since all the time he seems to want to prove that he is the protagonist of life.

In every class, that idiot made sure to prove that he is the smartest student in the classroom, which caused everyone’s exhaustion.

The idiot is handsome and charismatic, so under normal circumstances, everyone would admire him for being a supermodel-faced genius. Still, there’s a line between genius and disgusting narcissism, and this idiot crossed that line from the very first class.

Even Yui, who is a patient and kind woman, was holding back the urge to sigh at the idiot’s smug attitude.

Nobody likes self-centered brainiacs.

Up to that point, everything could be fine since I’m used to being around jerks, but what became annoying was that the jerk was showing off to gain my wives’ attention.

I had to use [Anti-Rasen] to contain my anger when that jerk winked at Nana. It is very difficult to be civilized….

(Author’s Note: Nana Sunohara from Sunohara-sou no Kanrinin-san)

Fortunately, Nana completely ignored him and turned to face me to smile lovingly at me. She is a lovely girl.

Nana’s attitude made the idiot angry and since then she sneers at me every time she answers a question from the teacher. The idiot is trying to prove that he is smarter than me.

While the jerk goes to great lengths to demonstrate his need for attention and his self-esteem issues, I’ve been busy looking out the window.

Looking at clouds made me think of freshly baked bread and now I’m hungry. After school maybe I should visit Naoko.

(Author’s Note: Naoko Onodera of Nisekoi)

By the way, I don’t need to eat anymore since [Rasen] gives me unlimited energy, but my body interprets my desires as needs, so wanting to eat bread makes me have an abominable hunger that can only be satisfied by the bread made by my wife. The increase in power in [Schizophrenia] has become somewhat troublesome.

Halfway through the classes, I felt Chitoge throw a small ball of paper at my head. She pretends to be upset that I’m not paying attention in class, but she’s actually upset because she wants more of my attention.

(Author’s Note: Chitoge Kirisaki of Nisekoi)

This was noticed by Marika, so she wanted attention too, but instead of throwing me a small ball of paper, she made an intricate paper airplane and launched it at my desk with pinpoint accuracy. The worst thing is that the plane was a love letter of 10,000 words.

(Author’s Note: Marika Tachibana of Nisekoi)

Yui noticed the girls’ nonsense, but instead of having it, she began to write on the board while she pretended not to notice anything, which gave space for the girls to start playing.

At one point, most of my wives started throwing papers and letters at me, which caused the indignation and jealousy of most of the boys. Only Raku and his irrelevant friend smiled wryly and paid attention to the class.

Well, the alternate future boy also paid attention to the class, although he was actually paying attention to Yui’s body.

I was about to use Ortro’s skill to ignore distances to gouge his eyes out, but my adorable psycho redhead wife was cute and threw a sharp pencil at the boy’s neck.

(Author’s Note: Akane Hiyama of Love Tyrant)

It seems that the time traveler was an excellent martial artist in his past life, as he managed to sense the danger and caught the pencil without turning his gaze, although there was a bit of sweat on his neck.

Akane hadn’t done her best, or with her magic, it would be too easy to kill that idiot, especially since she has artifacts that allow her to partially ignore low-level plot armor.

Ever since Leylin joined my group, it’s been easier to produce artifacts that can ignore plot armor, so my wives can assassinate protagonists without being negatively affected by the plot. The only exception is system users, we are cockroaches hard to kill and only entities with special skills can eliminate us without fear of being attacked by Destiny.

Thus, a stupid game began.

My saner wives vied for my attention while my less sane wives hurled pens and pencils at the time traveler and would-be system user. They were competing to see who was the first to make them bleed without using magic or special skills.

The time traveler noticed that the classroom was full of psychopathic women. What worried him the most was that no one had noticed that those women wanted to kill him, the other men were busy glaring at me so they didn’t notice the assassination attempts, plus my wives were careful to make the attacks look like an innocent game.

The time traveler pretended to want to go to the bathroom and escaped from the classroom. Surely he will investigate the identities of my wives, but hey, I will only intervene if he does something unpleasant.

On the other hand, the possible user of the system thought that everything was a game and did not give it much importance, he even smiled with a mixture of mockery and a pathetic attempt at seduction…

That look…

He knows about Akane’s psychopathic tendencies and the girls from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni.

I see, he knows the stories of where they come from.

Although I’m on vacation, I used [Reader’s Perspective] to investigate, but there were no records of that idiot being a system user, what’s more, there weren’t even records of him being a traveler from another world, which increased my suspicions.

The lack of information is also information.

I massaged my forehead in annoyance. I can’t have a fucking vacation in peace…..

Classes continued as my anger continued to grow, but I managed to maintain self-control, even though my [Reader’s Madness] became a bit unstable…….

After a long time of chewing on my own tongue to calm down, it was finally time for lunch.

I quickly left the classroom or it would be hard to keep holding back my desire to destroy that idiot’s soul.

Fuck, I just want a normal life for two months, that’s not too much to ask…

I sighed at how troublesome it is to be a protagonist.

“Aniki” – Raku and his friend left the classroom and approached me with ironic smiles. – “You are very popular, but our classmates seem to want to hit you”

I sighed and smiled bitterly. – “Are you worried that I will break their arms if they try to fight me?”

Raku nodded and sighed. – “You have just returned to class, it will be bad if you are expelled for paralyzing our classmates”

I married the woman he loves, but he still treats me like his amazing big brother… He’s such an idiot that I can’t hate him.

“Don’t worry, I’ll just hit them a little, nothing permanent” – I smiled kindly. – “Let’s eat, I’m starving”

Raku sighed. – “Okay Aniki… Aren’t you going to wait for the girls?”

The door to the classroom was flung open and the possible system user ran out. His usual smug smile was now an expression of irony, confusion, and a little fear.

Akane, Shion, Mion, and Rena came out and chased after him while emitting intense killing intent, but they have excellent control of their killing instincts, so no one could tell that they were a bunch of psychopaths.

“….” – Raku looked at the group of girls running down the hall and his mouth trembled. – “Did they have knives and guns?”

“Maybe they’re toys” – I shrugged and mentally contacted Monika to make sure the police don’t come.

Those girls are too troublesome, but they do it all because they love me, so I can’t get mad.

At least they know not to use supernatural skills, so the possible system user will only use humanly possible abilities and no special skills.

Anyway, I have an army of Spiral Puppets watching over that idiot. If he shows anything upset, he will be mobbed by a group strong enough to kill a Great Old One.

Raku sighed and declined to comment further. He doesn’t know about the supernatural world, but he knows how dark the yakuza world can be, so he’s thinking that those girls are professional assassins from the Ichijo family.

We put the matter aside and headed to the lunchroom, but first I made a quick visit to the staff lounge to deliver the two lunches I made.

Hiratsuka and Kyoko showed surprise when they received my gift.

Hiratsuka joked that I’m a housewife so I teased her that this is why I have a love life while she smokes to deal with stress. Needless to say, she hit me on the head.

On the other hand, Kyoko had a complex look. It seems that she had a strong argument with her boyfriend and she couldn’t have breakfast, so my gesture made her feel complex since I showed her more attention and care than her boyfriend gives her.

Something I noticed was that Raku’s friend was uncomfortable with my action since he seems to have feelings for Kyoko, but he didn’t show me hostility out of jealousy, so I’ll let him live.

After that little event, I headed to the dining room.

My wives made several agreements to avoid conflicts. Women who are not in my classroom will spend time with me during lunch, although some of my wives are a bit shy, so I will spend time with them after school.

It’s hard to run a harem, but well, I don’t sleep so it doesn’t matter.

In the dining room, I met the girls from Arifureta.

Japan is a superstitious country, so the Arifureta classroom was temporarily closed as several students died during the supposed earthquake.

Because of this, they were separated in other classrooms, so they made new friends. Thanks to this, I am surrounded by new people that I had never met before.

Although there were a few men, most of them are women, and if I’m not mistaken, some of my wives plan to keep increasing my harem since they see me as a sexual kleptomaniac who steals any beautiful woman he sees… Which I can’t deny.

Now that I think about it, this school is stupidly big and there are too many students… Well, plot conveniences. Does not matter.

Oh, by the way, there’s something I forgot to mention. Aiko Hatayama, the teacher at Arifureta, is no longer teaching because she is supposedly traumatized by the earthquake, but the reality is that she is having a rest at my house, because… well…. She wants to be a mother…

And she is not the only one…………………

Now I am waiting for the next round of daughters.

…

….

I suddenly have a strange urge to go buy cigarettes even though I don’t smoke.

Anyway. My family problems aside, the few men who ate with us turned out to be passive people.

Instead of friends, they looked like decorations that kept their heads down and didn’t dare look at my wives.

They look to the ground out of shame and not out of fear, but hey, they have good survival instincts.

Raku is inefficient as a yakuza member, but he is very talented at making friends because of his kindness, so he was able to interact with the boys and formed a group of friends while I focused on interacting with women.

Well, Raku is useful for distracting nuisances, so later I’m going to lobotomize a nameless character. The boy won a faithful girlfriend who does not cause him problems.

Among the girl groups, there were a variety of personalities, appearances, and plots.

Among my wives of Arifureta, Eri Nakamura was the most dedicated and obsessed with pleasing me, so she put a lot of effort into getting closer to the most beautiful girls in her class.

My infamy is notorious and several of the new girls had their guard up against me, some of them even looking at me with annoyance and a little disgust.

Despite this, it was easy to make them drop their guard. I just had to act like a civilized person.

Rumor has it that I’m a sex maniac, a violent criminal, and an overbearing jerk.

It’s all true, but my attitude showed that I’m actually quite reasonable, I have many topics of conversation, and I’m not an idiot who looks at women’s breasts instead of looking into their eyes, besides, I only pay attention to people talking to me while ignoring people ignoring me.

The girls who wanted to ignore me felt left out, so even if they didn’t want to, they had to chat with me, which surprisingly showed them that I’m a good listener.

Most people like to be heard when they speak. In the case of women, this is more important, because just listening is not enough, you have to show interest in what they say, in addition to not interrupting them.

One of the best ways to listen is to show interest and only respond when they ask you a question. People who always want to comment and interrupt others are unpleasant people.

Sometimes a good listener is more attractive than a good talker.

Most of the girls were extremely beautiful, so seeing a large group of beautiful women laughing and chatting was very eye-catching.

Many idiots glared at me with fury and a killing desire since my reputation is well known, besides, it is already known that I have relationships with many beautiful women.

Despite this, no one dared to cause us trouble.

It’s well known that I can single-handedly beat up numerous delinquents, moreover, the fact that I risked my life to save my classmates made several people respect me, even people who hate me.

In this country, image and reputation are too important, so my good image as a youth hero helped diminish my bad image as a bum with no future.

Things were quiet, but an asshole didn’t care about the stories about my strength.

Some idiot from another class came up to me and challenged me to a basketball contest.

Why did he do it?

Easy, the idiot wanted to show his masculinity to be more popular with women.

It is true that, in their teens, many women are attracted to cocky jerks who excel in sports or the like.

Objectively, the idiot chose a good path to be popular since I am the biggest symbol of masculinity in this school, after all, I officially have a harem, I am attractive and I am strong. Publicly, my flaws are my bad attitude, financial poverty, and criminal record, though that’s also attractive to some women with particular tastes.

The idiot who wants to play basketball is taller than me, he’s much more attractive, and looking at his clothes, he comes from a high-status family, which is weird since this is a public school and he could go to a private school.

Anyway, I ignored him and continued talking to the new women. Some of them are charismatic, so it was nice to chat with them.

The idiot lacks the human sense of shame and kept insisting even though I ignored him.

His stupid voice became a nuisance and too many people were paying attention to us, so I agreed to his stupid request, but I made a bet.

I’m not short of money anymore, but it’s entertaining to have an idiot pay me to humiliate him.

The idiot left after I accepted the bet. He seemed to think that he managed to trick me and now he can publicly humiliate me.

Honestly, I don’t mind losing a masculinity competition, I just want to continue seducing women.

After the idiot left, my sister, Ina, and Nene came over to eat with us.

(Author’s Note: Umaru from Himouto! Umaru-chan)

(Author’s Note: Ina’nis Ninomae from Hololive)

(Author’s Note: Nene Yashiro from Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun)

Several of my wives had made me lunch and I had a good meal. Nene also made me lunch which made me smile and hug her.

She’s quite adorable, though I’ll need to do something about her self-esteem issues, plus, I just found out that she was bullied in her classroom, which made me a little angry……….

Despite the fact that I love all my wives and for them, I will destroy every World, I cannot deny that there are women I love more than others.

Based on my priorities, I have not given much attention to some of my wives. I have made sure that they do not feel alone and forgotten, but it is clear that there are women to whom I give too much attention.

To give an example, I didn’t see Nene’s problems since I’ve been more focused on taking care of Ichika and her sisters.

(Author’s Note: Ichika Nakano from Go Toubun no Hanayome)

Anyway, I have some free time, so I’ll take more care of the women I’ve left without attention.

When lunch was over, I went back to my classroom and the class went on calmly, although the would-be system user was more cocky than before.

Apparently, the possible system user thought that the crazy girls wanted to hurt him because that is the way they show affection…

Ah, whatever, I’ll kill him when my vacation is over since I have a feeling attacking him will completely ruin my vacation… Stupid shitty plot and damn author with no life of his own.

Classes ended and I couldn’t go to the Onodera family’s house since Mafuyu forced me to continue counseling with the ‘We Never Learn’ girls, although I had to do the basketball competition first.

Actually, the competition was so pathetic that it’s not even worth describing.

I don’t need to use special abilities or reality manipulation. Before the awakening of my system, my physical skills and marksmanship were already excellent for some sports.

Even if I limit my physical abilities to a human standard, it’s more than enough to make perfect shots from midfield.

The score was 70-0, which made me yawn from boredom.

I ignored the idiot and went to the library to help Mafuyu.

Many students watched the show and Monika warned me that now there are many videos showing that I am a basketball prodigy…

Apparently, Marika was funding an internet fan club to make me a celebrity… That girl needs a hobby that doesn’t involve me.

I sighed and got to the library.

“Onii-chan, let go of me!” – Umaru yelled dramatically.

On the way to the library, I ran into the brat so I grabbed her arm and forced her to go with me. She’s very smart, but she needs to study so the internet stops rotting her little brain.

I ignored the crying of the brat and got to the library.

Arriving, I saw Mafuyu massaging her forehead wearily. Fumino and Rizu are giving her a lot of headaches, moreover, the group was joined by a third airhead.

(Author’s Note: Fumino Furuhashi from We Never Learn)

(Author’s Note: Rizu Ogata from We Never Lears)

“Oh, you’re the basketball guy!” – A girl with tanned skin and reddish pink hair smiled at me excitedly. Apparently, she saw me humiliate the idiot.

“Takemoto, don’t yell in the library” – Mafuyu spoke in exasperation.

Seeing Mafuyu’s adorable face showing frustration and exhaustion is giving me a strange guilty pleasure. The beautiful teacher is too cute.

(Author’s Note: Uruka Takemoto of We Never Learn)

Mafuyu sighed and looked at me with relief since I’m good at making incompetent girls not give her a lot of headaches, but she raised an eyebrow at the crying girl I’m holding, plus Ina is behind me with a nervous expression. She seems to think that I kidnapped these brats.

I smiled as I approached the table. – “They are my sister and my cousin”

Legally, Ina is our distant cousin not related by blood, something of an orphan girl who was adopted by our uncle in another city.

Due to Ina’s identity as a Great Old One, her identity is problematic, so we chose a ridiculous identity to deflect attention.

The Ichijo family thinks that Ina is a witch from another world, so her real identity is covered for now.

As for why she is my distant cousin not related by blood… It was Navi’s stupid idea.

According to the little idiot, it would be more convincing for her to be unrelated by blood, so our relationship won’t be incest while justifying her living in my house.

I honestly think this is all stupid, but Umaru is happy that Ina is her cousin since we don’t have any other family.

Mafuyu nodded and subconsciously showed relief. She is not yet aware that she feels jealous when she sees me being close to other women.

“Mafuyu-sensei best waifu….” – Ina murmured under her breath and she seemed happy to meet more characters that she likes.

We sat down and began to study.

During a break, Rizu handed me a packet of udon. Apparently, her father told her that I helped stop some idiot from causing trouble at his restaurant, so this udon was a thank gift.

Rizu has a low emotional capacity, but she showed a subtle look of joy when I said that her family’s udon is delicious.

We continued studying until it got late.

We continued studying until it got late.

At the end of the day, I laid my head on the table while I massaged my head. Mafuyu was next to me and she was also lying on the table. We both wonder why the hell we’re still here.

The girls on ‘We Never Learn’ are cute and kind, but it’s frustrating to deal with such a ridiculous level of stupidity. It’s like they’re trying hard to be stupid.

Umaru and Ina had no interest in studying and I had to scold them many times for playing video games instead of studying.

My stupid sister made the three dumb girls join her, so instead of studying, the five girls were playing video games.

I sighed without lifting my head from the table. – “I’m sorry for having such a stupid sister”

“No, it’s okay, I’m sorry for not being a better teacher” – Mafuyu sighed as she questioned her very existence.

I moved my head to look at Mafuyu. – “You are an excellent teacher, it is just that you have bad luck with the students”

Mafuyu sighed and moved to look at me. – “Thank you”

In a way, it seems that we are both lying together while looking at each other in the same way that a married couple would.

Mafuyu seemed to notice this, so she blushed and got up. – “Ahem, it’s late, put your things away and go home, I’ll take you…. Ah… I forgot my car…”

This woman is too distracted.

I smiled and stood up. – “Come on, they all live nearby so I will accompany them to their homes”

“I don’t want to walk” – Umaru lay down on the table like a dead animal. – “Onii-chan, carry me”

I ignored Umaru and smiled at the girls. – “Let’s go it will be late”

“Onii-chan!” – Umaru pretended to cry as we left the library without her, even Ina ignored her.

On the way, we chatted a bit.

Rizu isn’t good at talking to people, Fumino feels I’m dangerous because of my fame as a womanizer, Mafuyu doesn’t talk much, and Ina is too shy to talk to strangers, so only Umaru, Uruka, and I lead the conversation.

“That’s right, Onii-chan is great at all sports” – Umaru nodded proudly. – “Onii-chan exercises every day with different women, sometimes he does it with many of his female friends…”

…

Uruka may be an airhead, but she managed to understand my silly sister’s ambiguous words. She, Ina, and Fumino blushed and began to look at me as if I were a hungry wolf.

Although Umaru is a pain in the ass, seeing her conversing so happily gives me a sense of relief, so I’ll forgive her stupidity for now.

Rizu and Mafuyu didn’t understand the double meaning in Umaru’s words, they thought that I really exercise every day and that’s why I keep fit. Well, that’s not a lie, there is a section of my mind that is doing combat simulations all the time to improve my martial arts.

Umaru kept saying stupid things as we walked, but again, the plot armor proved that walking is dangerous.

An idiot on a motorcycle seemed to be drunk as he almost ran over Mafuyu. When she was about to get hurt, I grabbed her waist and made her back up….

[System Notification: ‘Lucky Pervert’ skill has been activated]

… Sure, it was to be expected.

My grip is firm and I grabbed Mafuyu’s waist from behind, but she turned around without paying any attention to the laws of physics.

Mafuyu’s confused face was filled with panic as her lips suddenly kissed me.

I don’t know how, but I stumbled upon the non-existent creativity of the author.

I fell backward as Mafuyu kissed me. Her right hand had moved quickly to try to keep her balance, but her hand slipped through the air and went to my pants.

The tip of her middle finger unzipped my pants and her hand entered my pants.

She showed that the underwear is not her match and her hand went under the fabric to directly hold my dick.

Her left hand had moved to the bottom of my shirt and her palm touched my abdomen. As I fell, her hand jerked up and she broke the buttons on my shirt.

My hands were at my sides in a helpless pose while Mafuyu was on top of my body. Her hands touched my skin while her lips kissed me, besides, we were both about to say something when we kissed, so our tongues were intertwined.

I sighed internally.

I hate [Lucky Pervert] because he makes me look like a sex criminal, but now I look like a rape victim.

Mafuyu had frozen as she felt my erection grow as she was held by her delicate hand.

The worst thing is that she was terrified of what she did since she technically just raped her student, but the worst thing is that deep down, she felt that the feeling of my lips kissing her was kind of nice.

We stood still for five seconds like we were totally shocked and didn’t know what to do.

We could possibly stay like this for several minutes as Mafuyu’s mind stopped working, but a sudden scream sent Mafuyu into a panic.

“…Kyaaaa sensei is raping Onii-chan!” – Umaru was trying hard not to laugh.

“Wah!” – Ina yelled in embarrassment as she covered her face with her hands, even though she kept looking at us through the gaps between her fingers.

The other girls had the same expressions. Only Rizu looked at us curiously since she didn’t fully understand what the close contact between Mafuyu and me involved.

Mafuyu went from panic to horror at Umaru’s scream. Her eyes filled with tears and she seemed to be on the verge of a panic attack.

On the one hand, if anyone finds out that she did this to me then not only will she lose her job, she could also go to jail, although knowing her, she’s more afraid that this will hurt my school life. She’s too kind in her own way.

I moved my hands and gently grabbed Mafuyu’s hand to get it out of my pants, then grabbed her waist to pull her back which made our lips part.

I showed that my strength was not a joke. I stood up with just the strength of my legs while my hands continued to hold onto Mafuyu’s waist.

The scene was similar to a girl being carried by her father, which was curious as Mafuyu seemed to be about to cry.

Mafuyu’s legs were shaking, but she stayed on her feet. Her long years of ice skating helped her keep her balance when not being affected by [Lucky Pervert].

I sighed and arranged Mafuyu’s clothes, then gently stroked the grown woman’s head and smiled kindly. – “Are you okay sensei?”

Mafuyu managed to calm down a bit by feeling my sincere kindness and affection.

Umaru knew that she shouldn’t comment anymore so he kept silent.

As for the other girls, they were still shocked and didn’t know what to say, only Fumino could tell that my relationship with Mafuyu wasn’t suitable for a teacher and a student, but she didn’t comment as she noticed how bad Mafuyu felt.

My smile softened. – “Sensei, it’s okay, it was an accident, what matters is that you’re okay”

Mafuyu looked down feeling bad.

Once it’s an accident, twice it’s a coincidence, three times it’s planned.

At this point, she has already taken advantage of me too much. It would not be strange if I thought that she has done all this on purpose.

I sighed and looked at the girls as my hand continued to caress Mafuyu’s head. – “Come on, it will be done later”

The idiot on the motorcycle didn’t stop to see the mess he made, but I’d already instructed Monika to report him to the police. There are agents of the Ichijo family in prison, so they will make it look like a suicide…..

The girls looked at me strangely, but they nodded. They wanted to know about my strange relationship with Mafuyu, but it was clear that Mafuyu was not in a good condition to talk.

“Onii-chan, don’t be conceited” – Umaru pointed to my abdomen, which made some of the girls blush.

Normally I look skinny since I wear baggy clothes, but now my abs are visible because the buttons on my shirt are torn.

I sighed and stopped stroking Mafuyu’s head to fix my clothes. She showed a slight panic when I stopped comforting her, her current state of mind is very vulnerable.

I don’t normally wear the school uniform jacket. Sometimes I tie it around my waist or carry it on my shoulder, so I put on my jacket and closed it. Now it looks like I have my shirt open under my jacket to show off some of my muscles.

After arranging my clothes, I gently held Mafuyu’s hand and paid no attention to her confused expression. – “We’re going home”

We walked in silence and I dropped each girl off at her house. Finally, I took Mafuyu to her house. All the way I kept holding Mafuyu’s hand.

Along the way, she stayed a step behind me and looked at my back, shoulders, and face.

She had many conflicting thoughts. She knew that my feelings for her were not suitable for a student, but she also felt that she should make it up to me since she has technically taken advantage of me on several occasions.

Mafuyu has an excessive sense of responsibility, so she felt uncomfortable considering that she has had a lot of intimate contact with me even though I am her student.

When we got to Mafuyu’s house, she sighed and let go of my hand.

Without saying a word, she opened the door to her apartment.

Before entering, she looked at me and curtsied apologetically. – “Tomorrow I will present my resignation, I am sorry for what happened”

Mafuyu was about to close the door, but I stopped her.

Mafuyu sighed and was about to speak, but her eyes widened when I held her waist and kissed her.

Mafuyu panicked and her face flushed intensely red. Her hands pressed against my chest as if she wanted to push me away, but she didn’t use force, in fact, her fingers clung to my shirt as if she wanted me to keep kissing her.

After a minute, I stopped kissing the pretty teacher and showed a slight smile that showed affection and a bit of teasing. – “Sensei, you can’t give up, you’re the reason I decided to go to school so I don’t want you to suffer, but I don’t want to lose you either, so let’s make a deal…”

Mafuyu stood still as her thoughts were in chaos, she couldn’t even nod.

“We will be a student and a teacher, but when I graduate from school, you will be my wife” – My smile now only showed affection without a trace of mockery or cynicism. – “And you cannot refuse, you must take responsibility for everything you have done to me”

“….” – Mafuyu’s face was already red, but she managed to get redder.

I slowly brought my lips closer to hers as I spoke softly. – “If you don’t want to, you can refuse”

Mafuyu squeezed his eyes shut, but he didn’t try to move away from me.

I gave him a soft kiss.

This time, she wrapped her arms around my neck. What started as an innocent kiss on her lips, turned into a passionate French kiss.

She’s inexperienced, clumsy, and innocent, but her clumsiness made the kiss particularly adorable.

After parting our lips, I smiled. – “Can I spend the night with you?”

It seemed that Mafuyu’s head was about to let out steam. She quickly backed away from me and walked into her apartment as she slammed the door shut.

I let out a light wry laugh. – “You just had to say no”

Mafuyu didn’t open the door, but she spoke quietly. – “D-Don’t be late for your classes… You must be a good student and graduate…”

I looked at Umaru and smirked while moving my lips without speaking. – “You have another sister-in-law”

Umaru rolled her eyes and also moved her lips without speaking. – “You are disgusting when you are a casanova”

My smile grew. – “I know”

Umaru shook her head and we were about to leave, but before leaving, Umaru said goodbye loudly. – “See you tomorrow sister-in-law-sensei!”

I heard that Mafuyu tripped inside her apartment, but she didn’t get hurt so it’s all good.

As we walked away from Mafuyu’s apartment, Ina tugged on my sleeve with an embarrassed but excited look. – “Can I make a Mafuyu-sensei doujin with you?”

…. I stared blankly at the girl.

“I-Is that a no?” – Ina looked down like a sad little animal.

I sighed and stroked her head. – “Fine, but don’t do things about infidelities, I respect your fetishes, but there are limits”

Ina blushed deeply. – “I don’t like netorare, I only read it for the quality of the drawings!”

“Yes, of course” – Umaru and I answered apathetically and continued walking.

“I’m serious!” – Ina started to cry.

“Hey Listen! Bitch, thank me for keeping me quiet so I don’t ruin the mood!” – Navi appeared next to me.

“Yeah, thanks, whatever” – I rolled my eyes.

“Hey Listen! Your words are worth less than a child in Nigeria! Give me a triple cheeseburger!” – Navi started yelling stupid things like always.

“Oh, I want Hawaiian pizza!” – Umaru yelled with joy.

…Navi and I looked at Umaru in disgust.

“Hey Listen! Let’s abandon this grotesque creature, pineapple pizza eaters deserve no rights!” – Navi.

“I have eaten shit and human flesh, but you disgust me” – Me.

Umaru pouted angrily.

“Wah, don’t ignore me!” – Ina jumped on my back and held on like a koala. – “I also want pizza, but I want pepperoni!”

Damn noisy bunch of people…

“Onii-chan, your kind smile gives me chills” – Umaru looked at me with disgust.

I sighed and stroked her silly head. – “Brat, I’m glad you’re an idiot”

A lot of noise, a lot of discomfort, and a lot of problems. It’s not such a bad thing.