No Otaku with Harem System - Chapter 355: (1) - Outer Waifus Speedrun

(Nyaruko Perspective) (Haiyore! Nyaruko-san)

Finally, after a lot of effort, we are finally about to get the last material… Eventually, we can go back to Luis!

It’s been a long road. We’ve caused a few genocides, destroyed a few Worlds, and maybe, just maybe, we’ve encouraged conflict in the multiverse, though it wasn’t our fault.

Now, we only need to obtain one last material to start the reconstruction and rebirth of Paranoia-chan, but the target this time is in the territory of arrogant cultivators.

So far, we have already drawn too much attention to a dangerous point.

When we meet the Primarchs Vulkan and Sanguinius, we don’t kill them since they are Auriel’s friends and Luis will be angry if we make one of his future lovers cry. In fact, the information network that I have built in Paradise notified me that Auriel declared that Luis would be her husband, which has caused a lot of controversy.

Luis is great, he can cause a civil war even when he’s on vacation <3

Anyway, it was good that we didn’t destroy the armies of both Primarchs, we just stole their equipment and left them in their underwear after beating them up a bit.

Now that we are immune to Anti-Madness weapons, we can move more safely and without worry since Paradise would need to send all of its main forces to defeat us, although we are pretending that those weapons can harm us so that those idiots have a false sense of security. Heh.

Although we were kind and did not destroy the Space Marines, our strength caused concern among large organizations. Now there are many groups persecuting us, which has become a nuisance.

Paradise, Hell, Truth Seekers, and Free Agents. Almost all organizations see us as enemies since we have invaded Worlds in their territories to obtain materials.

At this rate, the multiverse will unite to kill us, but we do everything so that Paranoia-chan can be a good waifu. Everything is justified~

If we are going to cause a problem, we must make it big and that is why we are in the last World.

This place is in the territory of frogs in wells (cultivators), so this will officially make us the enemies of the multiverse.

Luis will be very angry with us, but it’s like he always says, it’s for the greater good~ (approved by Dumbledore)

Daoloth and the others wanted us to enter the World directly to subdue the Will of the World and force it to give us the records we need, but Leylin and I refused.

The magus said that the cultivators already know about The Institute (a name I gave to our secret group since I like Fallout), so they will attack us as soon as they discover that we have invaded their territory.

If this World was in neutral or unexplored territory, that wouldn’t be a problem since we can defeat most armies, but attacking the base of one of the big organizations is still dangerous for us.

We can survive and escape with Azathoth’s help, but at least one of us would die. Possibly a Great Old One because nobody cares about the Great Old Ones.

(Author’s Note: Azathoth / Van Gogh from Fate/Grand Order)

What Leylin said made sense, so Daoloth resigned herself to using a more civilized method.

As for me, I was happy that we didn’t destroy the World since it’s one of the few immortal cultivation novels that I really like.

“So we’re going to pretend to be background characters while the protagonist gathers the materials we need?” – Daoloth looked at me blankly.

(Author’s Note: Daoloth / BB-chan~ from Fate/Grand Order)

“Yes” – I agreed with a smile.

“…” – Daoloth covered her face with her hand as she sighed in annoyance. – “Because?”

“Because it’s fun” – I smiled.

“….” – Daoloth seemed to want to kill me, but she is too weak and stupid, she lacks hate.

“I have no problem, I want to walk and see what is in this World” – Yog-Sothoth spoke with slight interest after I described the plot of this World. – “Also, the worlds of cultivators are good because there are no blacks”

(Author’s Note: Yog-Sothoth / Abigail Williams / Abby from Fate/Grand Order)

“……..” – I sighed. – “The degenerate system user left you a huge trauma, even though he wasn’t black, he was just tan like an NTR villain”

Yog-Sothoth frowned. – “Tan or black does not matter, black is only good if he is charred”

“They’re going to cancel us” – Daoloth smiled wryly.

“Should I burn something?” – Cthugha looked at me expectantly.

(Author’s Note: Cthugha / Kuuko from Haiyore! Nyaruko-san)

Her disgusting yuri urges decreased dramatically after Luis turned her hole into a glazed doughnut, but it still haunts me every time I let my guard down, though, on the bright side, she no longer tries to steal my underwear to masturbate. Ugh, disgusting yuri woman.

“Stop wasting time, we still have a lot of work to do” – System Goddess scolded us for wasting time. – “It is true that the Will of the World of Gaia allowed us to use a spatial distortion so that our long journey does not take us away from Luis for a long time, but even so we cannot waste time, every second wasted is a second where the mind of Luis is still unstable and we don’t know the disasters that that man can cause if his mind succumbs to the chaos of his own madness”

(Author’s Note: System Goddess from Unlock 99 Heroines in End Times)

Tch, if not for Luis leaving her in charge, she wouldn’t dare to be so conceited for fear of our strength… Although it’s kind of funny that we have to listen to the instructions of an insect that we might kill by accident.

On the other hand, she is right. We have worked hard to get the best materials to help Paranoia-chan and Luis, but we also wasted a bit of time having fun.

Being with Luis is a lot of fun and gives us the greatest happiness we have experienced throughout our infinite lives, but Luis is too controlling and meticulous. Sometimes it is necessary to cause a senseless war just to not lose good habits.

Also, there is another problem… We miss Luis… We miss him a lot…

Ugh, I never thought I would fall in love with a person so much, to the point that I no longer feel satisfied by collecting waifus and collectibles.

My collection continues to grow, which normally makes me very happy, but not receiving the tsundere and yandere love from Luis makes life feel empty.

We all miss him and our rationality is falling apart.

Some days ago, Long Aoxue and I were very angry because I said that chocolate walnut cookies are the best, but she said that walnut chocolate cookies are better.

(Author’s Note: Long Aoxue / Long Aotian from My Girlfriend is Long Aotian)

Our argument got out of hand and we started fighting. That little fight escalated to the point that we accidentally entered the territory of Hell and destroyed twenty or thirty low-level Worlds.

Yog-Sothoth helped us escape, but we were scolded for being childish.

Long Aoxue and I had a chat and agreed that nuts need chocolate to make them taste better, so now we’re friends, but the rest of the women treat us like idiots. Well, objectively we are so we can’t complain.

Even though Long Aoxue and I caused a little trouble, the woman with the most unstable mind is Cthylla.

(Author’s Note: Cthylla / Chiyo of Ane Naru Mono)

That crazy yandere lost all trace of rationality after a shota system user tried to use a seduction skill on her.

The constant evolution in our different paths of Madness has made us immune to those kinds of abilities, in addition, Luis has given us many insurances to prevent any possibility of an NTR scenario.

Although Cthylla was fine, she was furious. Well, we all got mad, but she was especially furious.

It’s obvious that the System User was stuffed and turned into a Poke-Evolve Stone for System Goddess, but that wasn’t enough for Cthylla. She started a holy crusade to eliminate all shota from the multiverse.

First Yog-Sothoth with the blacks and now Cthylla with the shotas. System users love to piss off dangerous women… That explains Luis’s tastes.

Anyway.

Cthylla was locked in a space prison until her mind was stable again. We have already generated a lot of infamy and it will be bad if she starts a campaign of genocide, especially since the protagonist we are going to watch is a shota.

“Ah, whatever” – Daoloth rubbed her forehead in annoyance. She is increasingly similar to Luis. – “Let’s do things as you say, but if that idiot tries to seduce one of senpai’s wives, then I will destroy this whole damn world of frogs in the skies and tigers in wells”

“Actually…” – I took out a pair of nerdy glasses and was about to explain what the Chinese sayings were, but Daoloth hit me in the face, even though she is pathetically weak and I didn’t feel anything.

“Stop using memes all the damn time” – Daoloth’s eyes emitted red light.

“This is weird…” – Hastur’s voice caught our attention before a fight started.

(Author’s Note: Hastur / Akai Haato / Haachama of Hololive)

Hastur looked at Daoloth curiously. – “Normally you are more mocking and you only show contempt since nothing matters to you, but lately you have been in a very bad mood”

Oh, that’s true. In recent days, this big-breasted idiot seems to be on her period as she is always angry.

Daoloth sighed and crossed her arms to emphasize her big breasts. Tch, conceited. – “Being away from senpai makes me angry, it is not fun to ruin the lives of innocent people if senpai is not around to punish me”

Masochist… Although I share the sentiment.

“Muahahahahaha, you turned into a masochistic SIMP!” Yibb-Tstll proved to have the memory of a dove and began to laugh as she pointed to Daoloth’s face.

(Author’s Note: Yibb-Tstll / Hololive’s Laplus Darknesss)

The result was obvious.

“AAAHHH LET ME GO! DON’T PULL MY TAIL, IT’S GOING TO BREAK! YOU DAMN COW-BREASTED WITCH, YOUR BREASTS WILL DROPPLE DOWN TO YOUR KNEES WHEN YOU ARE AN OLD COW!”

Daoloth placed her foot on Yibb-Tstll’s back as her hands pulled the horned loli’s tail. If it wasn’t for us wiping out half the UN from the multiverse, they’d be coming to sue us for child abuse.

System Goddess raised her voice again. – “Stop wasting time, we have to work”

She’s acting like a professional and strict woman, but her smug damn smile shows that she’s enjoying her new position of authority… Damn cultivators.

We nodded in annoyance and prepared to enter the last World.

Normally, the World Will of each World is very sensitive to the presence of Outer Gods and Great Old Ones, which is why it is very difficult for us to enter a World as we are seen as worse than a plague.

Among the wielders of Madness, there are only three entities that can ignore the barriers of a World to travel smoothly.

Two of them are Daoloth and Yog-Sothoth, so with the technological support of magus Leylin and the power of Anti-Spiral, we can all enter a mid-level World without raising suspicion. As for the third entity that can do that, it doesn’t matter since Azathoth ate it a long time ago.

With everything ready, we entered the last World. Paranoia-chan is excited as she chats with her new friend, Ciel-chan.

(Author’s Note: Great Sage / Ciel from Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken)

Ciel-chan has already accepted that she will be integrated into Luis’s system, so she has been talking with Paranoia-chan to find out what her future master is like. At this rate, Luis will have a harem of skills, heh.

With joy and expectation, we finally entered the world of one of my favorite Chinese novels.

Tales of Demons and Gods is one of the Chinese novels that I have enjoyed the most because of the richness of its world, although it saddens me that many good characters were forgotten, especially the waifus.

There are so many beautiful and charismatic waifus, but the protagonist failed in his role as a Chinese protagonist and did not form a ridiculously large harem. That was disappointing.

On the other hand, at first, I was amused by the protagonist’s smug and narcissistic attitude, especially the way he used his knowledge of the future to slap the faces of normal people, but over time I started to get bored with Nie Li’s know-it-all attitude.

Anyway, despite the novel’s flaws, it’s still one of my favorite novels, so I was very excited when we entered the World.

This World is used to harvest beast spirits, so cultivators constantly reset this World to keep harvesting resources instead of allowing the natives to become Higher Entities.

According to Leylin’s calculations, we’re supposed to get in right at the moment the World was reset, so we should be right at the beginning of the plot.

Also, this World doesn’t have a high priority for cultivators, so those in charge of supervising this World only make sure that the resources are extracted and don’t review the plot, which should give us time to steal the records we need.

Well, as Luis says; If something can go wrong, it will definitely go wrong because life sucks…

When we arrived in the World, we realized that things never go the way we would like.

“Are you seeing the same thing as me?” – Daoloth asked me blankly.

“Yes” – I nodded expressionlessly.

The protagonist was doing protagonist’s things, showing off his knowledge and proving that everyone is inferior to him. Up to that point, everything was normal, but there was something strange.

In the novel, Nie Li is smug to the point of being childish, but the Nie Li I’m looking at is more… well, how should I say… unpleasant?

“The Sacred Family is insignificant compared to my vast knowledge, my power can surpass any absolute tyrant and heavenly king, Shen Xiu, if you really want to know the heavens then it would be better if you follow me and abandon the Sacred Family”

This was the opening scene where Nie Li regained his memories and challenged the sexy teacher who didn’t turn into a waifu.

This scene goes to show how conceited Nie Li is and how he loves to show off, but the lustful and disgusting look on his face was something that wasn’t in the novel.

Nie Li was a narcissist, but he wasn’t a lustful hedonist, even turning down wonderful onee-sans and milfs.

We’re currently wearing costumes to look like normal girls who are part of this spirit beast class, so no one has noticed us. We’re basically background characters with no faces even drawn.

We originally planned to watch the protagonist and then focus on looting this World’s resources without affecting the plot too much, but things have turned nasty.

“Smells bad”-Yog-Sothoth frowned as she pointed at Nie Li.

Our costumes alter reality so we can talk and move without drawing the attention of other characters. Only the Will of the World could notify us if we use our abilities.

“Is it my idea or does that boy look like a system user?” – Yibb-Tstll tilted her head in confusion.

I understand her confusion.

Since ancient times, the Outer Gods have had conflicts with system users since those idiots tend to see us as trophies. Some have tried to turn us into pets, sexual slaves and there were even delusional people who wanted to seduce us, but they all had the same end.

Only Luis could win our love since he doesn’t treat us as a unique item or an exclusive reward, besides, he is just as mentally deranged as we are.

Because of this, we know how to recognize a system user.

Luis has the Ichijo legacy that allows him to track system users, but we have our own methods to find and eliminate them, also, many system users rely too much on mind control and aphrodisiac abilities, but we are immune to those pathetic skills that only losers who can’t satisfy a woman would use.

In a way, Outer Gods are the biggest threat to system users.

I frowned. – “System Goddess, the protagonist was replaced by a system user?”

What bothered us was that Nie Li had no trace of his soul being replaced or his mind being controlled, nor did he give the feeling of being a system user, but his body was giving off a foul smell of love magic.

“No, he is Nie Li and there is no trace of a system” – System Goddess frowned.

There are millions of system users in the multiverse, but most of them die quickly as they tend to be careless, making them easy to track down and trick into turning them into Energy od Destiny farms, high-level alchemy materials, or food for Higher Entities.

Thanks to the peaceful and harmless journey we took to rebuild Paranoia-chan, we have captured and dissected 122 system users. Most were completely new system users, but there were five who were slightly strong.

All these souls have served the skills of the System Goddess to have a great evolution.

In terms of combat strength, she is still a harmless hamster, but in terms of utility, she might be the most important entity for system users.

Among her new skills, she can now analyze the systems of system users without having to come into contact with their souls. This is extremely helpful as Luis has trouble analyzing all of the enemy’s skills even when using ‘Reader’s Perspective’.

If she says that Nie Li is the real Nie Li then it’s the truth, but that only means more trouble.

“This has gotten complicated, maybe this guy is a mutation of a system user, or maybe something more complex is happening and system users are developing a new way to invade Worlds without being noticed” – Daoloth frowned and put her hand on her chin.

On second thought, system users are brainless piranhas who lose their lives following their primal instincts, but it’s very strange that we would have encountered so many such idiots in such a short time. It is as if something is fostering the constant birth of system users.

I thought more, but Daoloth’s voice snapped me out of my thoughts.

“By the way…” – Daoloth had a smile that made me have a bad feeling. – “That boy just tried to seduce us with magic…”

… Oh shit.

“Wait!” – I screamed in panic. – “At least let me save the waifus!”

Daoloth smiled. – “You have five minutes~”

Damn psycho cow! She is going to destroy this World!

“I will prepare the escape route” – Yog-Sothoth sighed with a little sadness. She likes sightseeing, so she didn’t want to destroy this World so soon.

“I already made the calculations to steal the records and destroy this world without the cultivators having time to surround us” – Leylin spoke emotionlessly.

“Should I help?” – The soft and innocent voice made us pale.

“It’s not necessary” – Daoloth smiled gently without showing her usual mocking attitude. – “Senpai gave you the important task of drawing pictures, so you must concentrate on your task”

Azathoth nodded and continued drawing, which made us sigh with relief.

A few days ago, we let her go on a small attack to escape from the Inferno, but the result was that one of the rulers of that group was killed, which caused a civil war to take over his territory…

Azathoth’s power evolved to a point where the smallest attack could destroy the fabric of reality.

Luis is a fucking psycho for strengthening this abomination… Even Daoloth thinks Azathoth is terrifying.

I sighed sadly and asked Yog-Sothoth for help in kidnapping the waifus.

I wanted to have a little arc in Tales of Demons and Gods… Life is disappointing…

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Author’s Note:

Yay, I finally have a vacation!

Although I’m going to take a part-time job, I’ll have more time to write, so for a while, I’ll be able to do chapters more often <3

If you have suggestions or something you would like to see I will be more attentive to the comments.

A hug <3