No Otaku with Harem System - Chapter 370: (1): Analysis. Results. Conclusion. Answer.
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Unknown sensation. Analyzing….
Bitter emotions detected. Analyzing….
“Oh? What’s up Paranoia-chan? Are you not happy with your new waifu body?”
Complete analisis. Identified emotion: Jealousy…….
Origin of the emotion: Presentiment that the master has developed analytical abilities that do not require me.
Response Options: Confront the master (rejected). Hinder independent analysis capabilities (rejected). Improve my own analytical abilities to increase my own utility (pass).
Beginning planning to upgrade log analysis capabilities.
Materials and energy are required to ensure a superior evolution that allows optimization in the analysis of records in real time to generate more accurate predictions.
Error.
Two problems have been detected:
1) Insufficient energy to perform a full update.
2) Master’s approval is needed to upgrade as master must guide my evolution path.
Adjusted a minor update to prepare a pleasant surprise for the master….
Time required to complete the minor update with the current materials: 3 months of personal time.
Leaving background update.
Readjusting attention.
One of the master’s wives has asked a question and is waiting for an answer.
Carrying out the action of agreeing with the physical body. – “Fully functional body. no complaints”
“Ah, we still have to develop your emotional side, but that will be senpai’s job, he sure would love to train you~”
Assimilation of new emotion. Positive feelings. Target of positive feelings: The master.
Warning: The body is unconsciously smiling. A behavior readjustment is needed to avoid involuntary actions.
Analyzing behavior pattern.
Complete analisis.
It has been concluded that smiling is not a harmful act and generates positive feelings in the master. Smiling is allowed.
Action of smiling and nodding. – “Yeah”
“Heh, how cute~ Senpai will be very happy~”
Records found: The master likes cute and adorable women, but despises childishness.
A thorough study needs to be done on the meaning of being a pretty girl. Starting data collection and analysis to be cute.
Estimated time to complete the study: 1 week of personal time.
“Hey, you damn idiot cow, come here for a minute and help me check that the damn frogs in wells don’t bring reinforcements”
“Tch, fucking otaku, but it’s true, I don’t want to hear any more fucking analogies of huge skies and useless frogs… what a fucking cringe”
Analyzing surrounding records.
Complete analysis.
Entities with combat abilities are not detected within the World.
Analyzing… All entities in the current World have been exterminated and the Will of the World was totally destroyed. There is no chance that the World can be reborn.
Analysis Results: ‘Paranoia-chan’ analytical abilities have surpassed all Higher Entities focused on data analysis that are registered in the database provided by Eriko Takeda.
Conclusion: I can be useful to the master. Yay!…
Warning: Non-logical thoughts have been recorded.
Analyzing.
Non-logical thoughts do not harm information processing. Saying “Yay” is allowed.
Sharing information about the records of this World with the master’s wives…..
“Oh, Paranoia-chan is a good girl~ So this harmless skills practice went well~ With everything ready, it’s time to go back to senpai <3”
“Are you sure Luis will want this? He is as ambitious as a mountain tiger or a heavenly dragon, but I don’t think he would be happy to know that we have advanced the start of the war and at any moment chaos will shake the heavens and destroy the earth…”
“Ah dammit, stop talking like that!…But you’re right… Meh, senpai will be happy to see us back, so everything will be fine~ I miss him so much! Also, we got very interesting information~ Hehehe, I already want to see the face that stupid tuna will make when it sees me”
Registered emotions: Longing.
Analyzing own emotions.
Conclusion: Desire to be with the master.
“Don’t be excessive with that loser, if she enters Luis’s harem then you won’t be able to intimidate her too much”
“Eh? What are you taking about? I still make fun of the horned brat and she is also part of the harem”
“Daoloth, she stop hitting my head!”
“You see it? It makes no difference, besides, no one cares about the Great Old Ones”
“Um, right”
“Ahem, I’m an Great Old One and my little brother will be mad if you, bitches, hurt me”
“Yeah whatever, we all know BB-chan is senpai’s favorite”
“Abby is the favorite because Abby is a good girl!”
“Oh shit, I have to stop this before we fight again… But it’s always fun to watch a catfight… I bet two cookies I’ll win the fight!”
“Shut up fucking otaku! You stink of otaku and that’s why senpai doesn’t love you!”
“Nyaruko smells good~”
“…. You’re not supposed to be a lesbian anymore…”
“I don’t need romantic love to love Nyaruko, now we are like sisters, we are family <3”
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Damn, the only person who should be into incest is Luis! Stop looking at me like that!”
“Don’t worry, she won’t do anything to you, if she tries to rape you then senpai won’t have sex with her again and this idiot has become addicted to MindBreak”
“Luis is the best, he made a lesbian learn to be normal”
“Tch, damn loli, you’re going to get us cancelled… Well, whatever, the point is that BB-chan is the best~”
Analyzing the personality, tastes and fetishes of the master.
Conclusion:… – “The women with priority in the heart of the master are; Umaru Oosuki, Shigure Kosaka, Rebecca Lee, Seishirou Tsugumi, Tsubaki Nakatsukasa, Yasuko Takasu, Auriel, Ortro-nee, and Senko. That is an approximate list since the master always has the skill ‘Mythomania’ active and he lies to himself about his own tastes when it comes to being with each woman in order to love each of his wives to the fullest”
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“…. Uh, even I know it was a bad idea to say that….”
Analyzing behavior patterns, soul frequency, emotional state and energy traces of the master’s wives.
Conclusion: DANGER.
Action Path: Escape.
Path of action denied.
Conclusion: The master’s handcuffs won’t damage my integrity so I’m safe.
“Pa-ra-no-ia-chan… There are things you should never, never say… Am I clear?~”
Recommended Action: Nod in submission.
“Okay~ Now let’s go home, there’s something I want to ask senpai~”
Analysis: The master is in trouble.
Conclusion: The master can deal with the problem, there is no need to intervene.
Emotion: Compassion for the master.
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Author’s Note:
A short chapter to show how Paranoia-chan’s mind works. She’s basically a supercomputer that analyzes every action and every possible outcome, which allows her to make pretty accurate predictions.
On the other hand, it seems that she takes time between her answers because of all the calculations she does, but in reality she gives immediate answers.
Lastly, I still don’t know what appearance to give Paranoia-chan………
I’m open to suggestions and fetishes <3
Remember that Paranoia-chan’s body was made with records from worlds that were invaded by Outer Gods, so if you want to use a known waifu, that would mean that all of that World was totally destroyed in order to give Paranoia-chan a body. Sure, I can say that the waifus were kidnapped like in the isekai slime, but it’s something to take into account~
Oh, true. The fact that Paranoia-chan is a known waifu means that the original waifu no longer exists, so keep in mind that giving Paranoia-chan an appearance means killing the original waifu~ hehe
A hug <3
