Not A Cultivator - Chapter 123
Qian Hui strikes first, but it was easily dodged by Feng Zhong Tian.
As a man who just a few days became an Iron Mortal Realm Cultivator without a proper foundation, he was no match against Feng Zhong Tian. The Clan Lord’s already in Iron Mortal Realm level for years, his skill and martial arts were better.
It was not hard to determine the outcome of the match.
Without any real effort, Feng Zhong Tian found the flaw in Qian Hui’s movement. In fact, it’s too generous to call it a flaw, better to say that everything in his move was a weakness.
Like so, the faster and stronger Feng Zhong Tian kicked Qian Hui’s leg and made him fall down, going spine first into the ground.
“Ahhh… This can’t be…”
Qian Hui immediately panic. He knew that this fight was not in his favour., but there’s nothing he can do. But, he just could not believe he would fall easily within one move.
Meanwhile, Head Guard Cui only and the others were stunned. All of this happened too fast. They did not know what to say.
“Wait… What are you guys doing?”
In the end, Head Guard Cui could only say those few words.
However, the two men were oblivious to the guard’s expressions. They were focused on the enemy in front, especially Feng Zhong Tian who could not wait to kill Qian Hui right away.
“Hahaa… I will have my revenge. Eat this!”
A right hand directed to Qian Hui’s head. This punch contains lots of hardened iron qi, if it hits him, Qian Hui’s head will be squashed.
Yet, as a man who also makes lots of trouble, Qian Hui instinct to danger was better than most people. No one knows, but it has saved his life multiple times. Now, it sensed that this punch must be evaded at all cost.
* Bamm… *
Feng Zhong Tian’s right hand did not hit the target, but it hits the ground and a crack at the spot was created.
Qian Hui just barely dodged. Since he was on the ground, his movement was limited. Qian Hui tried his best to stretch his head to the left. As a result, the punch missed only by a hair’s breadth away.
“Tch… Missed…”
Feng Zhong Tian was obviously not happy with the result. However, it does not matter. He still has the advantage, and Qian Hui’s still lying on the ground. Without any further ado, he used his left hand to try crush Qian Hui’s head the second time.
“Wha… What’s this… Sto…”
Head Guard Cui, was still confused but tried his best to prevent the fight. He was only a moment away before uttering the word “Stop” which should end this once and for all. But, he didn’t, instead, both of his hands instinctively covered his nose and mouth.
[What’s this pungent smell!?]
There was something smelly, that’s even worse than sh*t itself, which made all the guards in the vicinity almost puke because of it.
“Ueeee… F*ck! What’s is this!?”
“Is there a sh*t nearby?”
“Who’s sh*tting in his pants?”
“Arrgghh… My nose!!”
“This is even worse than sh*t itself!”
Not only the smelly smell stopped Head Guard Cui’s words, but it also stopped Feng Zhong Tian’s attack. He instinctively jumped back to evade from the source.
That’s right, the source of the smell was Qian Hui. In exact, it’s in Qian Hui’s left feet. His left feet currently did not wear any shoes and the sweaty sock he wears emitted some kind of terrible smell.
Previously, after Qian Hui dodged the first punch. He immediately took off his left shoe away. Then, he raised his left leg up, shook it quickly so the air will carry the smell around.
It works wonderfully!
Feng Zhong Tian jumped back and created some distance. Not only that, but it also gives Qian Hui enough time to stand back up and attack.
However, his low skill would not be enough to defeat Feng Zhong Tian. Moreover, he’s afraid Feng Zhong Tian will try to attack him back, he will surely die. Thus, Qian Hui attacks using his left leg.
As his left feet along with the sweaty smelly sock swung around in midair, the horrible smell also radiates around makes the fight even more uncomfortable.
“Ugghhh…”
Of course, Feng Zhong Tian smelled it before, when Qian Hui tried to wake Feng Ao Xiu up. However, that was from afar, and he already could not stand it. Now, it was nearer, and he wants to puke.
Feng Zhong Tian did not even dare to get near it, much less attack back.
The situation has turned around, now Qian Hui has the upper hand. He chased the Clan Lord, and every single time he only used kick by his left leg. Seeing his enemy ran away, Qian Hui was happy and continued with his plan.
“Hahaa!! Taste my kick of fury!!”
Qian Hui did not realize it, but his plan was meaningless. He was still weak, and his ability was far lower than his cultivation level. No matter what he did, he could not win.
“Ahhh… Stay away!”
But, Feng Zhong Tian was not better off. As he was the nearest to the source of the horrible smell, he felt like he wants to puke. His head could not think clearly and could not attack. But, he still ran away quite fast to get away from the sweaty sock.
As a result, the two men were only circling around and around. From afar, they looked like they were dancing.
After quite some time, Head Guard Cui was the first one to regain his sanity from Qian Hui’s smelly sock. He quickly shouted from the top of his lung.
“Would you guys please stop!!!”
He did not care anymore even though he shouted to the Clan Lord. He just wanted all of this to stop.
“Qian Hui, wear your shoe!!”
“Eeekk!! Yes!”
Head Guard Cui glared at Qian Hui with an eye that looks like of the demon. Qian Hui that sees it could not help but be afraid.
Finally, after Qian Hui wear his shoe back. Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief.
“What’s the meaning of this!? Why are you guys fighting?” Head Guard Cui asked.
“Ehh… Isn’t it because you asked us to?” Feng Zhong Tian replied.
“Me?” Head Guard Cui pointed at himself.
“Yes”, Qian Hui nodded.
“Huh? But I’m didn’t…”
“Eh?”
“Eh?”
Now, all of them became confused.
Head Guard Cui rubbed the temple of his head. Then, he asked, “Anyway, where’s the enemy?”
“Aren’t they’re back at the south gate?” replied Qian Hui.
“Huh? Then, where are you guys headed?”
“We’re running a…” Suddenly, Feng Zhong Tian knew what’s happening.
[They’re actually thinking we’re not running away!]
Feng Zhong Tian immediately changed his answer. “We’re just taking a walk!”
“Ehhh…”
The others were staring at the Clan Lord.
Feng Zhong Tian laughed, “Hahaa… Qian Hui and I were just getting a bit rusty. Isn’t that right Qian Hui?”
Qian Hui also finally realize what’s happening. “Haha… That’s right. We’re just taking a walk and practice for a bit!”
[Taking a walk? Running with all your might is taking a walk?]
[What practice for a bit? They really look like they want to kill each other!]
However, Head Guard Cui still stared at them with suspicious eyes. There are also some things unexplainable.