Now I want to be a good person - Chapter 584
In addition to the news about star athletes, Chinese netizens also like to discuss some interesting things about the Olympic Games. The example of Yao Ming given by Liang Kun in an interview is very funny, but his humor can’t be compared with that of a commentator.
Famous talker Han Qiaosheng made an eye-catching performance at the Olympic Games, and there should be no suspense about winning the “funniest Award”.
“Handball is different from football. It uses hands rather than feet.”
In explaining the swimming event, he described the most watched American Phelps. “Phelps is like a big bird in the water!”
He also praised Phelps and said, “except for a pair of big ears, he has no other foreign bodies on his body.”
In the men’s swimming relay, the United States broke the world record. Han Dazui was excited for a moment and asked himself, “why can the world record be broken in the water cube?” finally, he came to the conclusion that “because the water in the swimming pool is good, the purified water can not only water, wash clothes and floors, but also be used three times to flush the streets and buildings…”
When his female partner explained to him: “probably because the water cube swimming pool is 0.5 meters deeper than others, the other swimming pools are 2.5 meters, and the water cube is 3 meters”, he suddenly realized and immediately replied: “Oh, it’s 5 meters deeper.”
If all commentators, like Han Qiaosheng, believed that the frequent record breaking of swimmers was the cause of water, “shark skin” would not be banned in 2009.
The most outrageous thing is that before the women’s team final of Chinese Archery began, Han Qiaosheng sighed: “it seems to be back to the moment when the Chinese team lost to South Korea four years ago.”
Then his crow mouth came true. The Chinese women’s archery team lost to the South Korean team and won the second place.
Liang Kun raised his attention to the first place among athletes by breaking world records and accepting interviews.
Kobe Bryant of the American dream 8 team can’t compare with him after the men’s basketball group game, because Kobe’s data in the team is not good and his performance can’t be compared with that in the Lakers. He is a superstar in the Lakers and a role player in the dream 8 team.
During Liang Kun’s game, the audience is always full, and the ratings of live TV are the highest among all the games. His appearance temperament is different from others. He drives a sports car to the scene. Even in sportswear, he looks like a movie star.
He doesn’t want to be outside the group, so he wears the same sportswear as other Chinese athletes. In fact, Armani company wants to sponsor the latest casual clothes for him to “show” during the Olympic Games.
On the morning of the 20th, Liang Kun participated in the semi-finals of the men’s 400m.
He deliberately reserved and ran 43.72 seconds, still the best of all the contestants. In this game, he alone ran into 44 seconds.
He is a little slower, which gives people the feeling of saving energy. He will take part in another event at 7 p.m., the 800 meter preliminary race will be held in the bird’s nest.
In the morning, Liang Kun broke out in the evening.
He left his opponents behind from the beginning of the game and completed the game in 1:40.17. This achievement broke his own 800 meter world record of 1 minute 40.38 this year.
“1 minute 40 seconds 17! Amazing performance!” the Chinese commentator shouted excitedly: “Liang Kun broke the 800 meter world record for the second time this year and set a new Olympic record at the same time.”
“I think that’s why he has reservations about running 400 meters in the morning. He has two games today. He wants to keep his strength and give his opponents a blow in the preliminary. He wants everyone to know that he is invincible!”
Others do have this feeling, because in the 2004 Athens Olympic Games, Russia’s Yuri bozakovsky won the championship in only 1 minute 44.46, far worse than liang Kun.
Liang Kun’s performance made other players despair. In the group competition, several people ran with Liang Kun, and their results were a little better than their usual training. Unfortunately, it’s useless. They can’t win a person who frequently creates world records.
In an interview, Liang Kun said the reason for his outbreak. “Today, I’m in a very good state of cooking. I made nine turn large intestine and fried kidney flowers. I ate a little too much. I wanted to run faster and eliminate food in this competition, and then I accidentally broke the record.”
The reporters at the scene couldn’t cry or laugh, and the topic was biased again.
A female reporter asked, “aren’t you tired of eating large intestine for dinner?”
“My large intestine is fat but not greasy, and my appetite has always been very good. I can easily eat a kilo or two of braised meat. I rarely feel greasy, which will not affect the state of the game.”
Before the competition, Liang Kun was definitely the only one in this way. He’s still telling the truth. He’s really cooking. The family can’t stop him if they want to.
Many people immediately discussed Liang Kun’s feat on the Internet. Even if this is only a preliminary match, it has special significance for him to break the world record.
China finally has a dominant person in track and field events, and his identity is so special. Liang Kun also advertised his new film in this way. People want to see his action film because he is not a showy, but really strong.
After 10:30 pm, when Chinese netizens talked about Liang Kun, they compared him with bolt.
At the end of the men’s 200m final, bolt broke the world record of 19.32 set by Michael Johnson at the 1996 Atlanta Olympic Games.
American netizens were also discussing. Some cartoon fans said that lightning bolt, Superman Liang Kun and sea king Phelps appeared in the Olympic Games. These three people have no rivals, and the projects they participate in are easy to win.
Many people regret that Liang Kun and bolt did not face each other in the sprint at the Olympic Games. Liang Kun won’t participate in the track and field relay. He can’t win. The strength of his teammates is too poor.
On the 21st, the Olympic Games were drawing to a close, and Liang Kun had two more games.
In the afternoon, he took part in the 800 meter semi-final, with a score of 1 minute 42.26, a little slower, still the first.
People all know that Liang Kun didn’t do his best, because at 9:20 p.m. is the final of the men’s 400m, which can’t be lost.
The competition is held in the bird’s nest. The number of players participating in the 400m event is small, so there is no need to compete too many rounds.
There was a long interval between the two games, but there were still a lot of dissatisfaction from the audience. They believe that the schedule of two games a day is a test of Liang Kun’s physical strength, which can completely separate the games. At the beginning, there was no track and field competition, which was concentrated in the second half. It seemed that the schedule was a little unreasonable.
In fact, the schedule was formulated by the Olympic Organizing Committee. After discussion, it is very reasonable.
Liang Kun has no problem competing twice a day. He encountered this situation when he participated in the New York Grand Prix. To say that he lacks physical strength, Phelps is fine in eight events. What can he do?
When Liang Kun warmed up, he attracted everyone’s attention, especially the female audience.
Liang Kun adjusted his muscles perfectly one week before the Olympic Games. It is not only practical, but also highly ornamental.
This is unmatched by other athletes. Others are either thin or thick. Many sprinters have thick thighs that look a little deformed.
Moreover, most of the participants in the 400 meter final are black. I’m sorry. Liang Kun stands out from the crowd. A movie star is mixed in among a group of rough brothers. It’s too dazzling.
Liang Kun ran casually for a while to warm up and came to the fourth road where he was.
In large-scale competitions such as the Olympic Games and the track and field world championships, the allocation rules for athletes’ tracks are as follows: the first place is four tracks, the second place is five tracks… Row on both sides in turn. From this point of view, the top four athletes with the best results have occupied the middle four tracks.
Anyone who has participated in the race knows that straight road is easy to run, but curve is difficult to run. The coach will teach curve skills, such as tilting the body into the curve, swinging the right arm wider than the left arm, and pushing the right foot inward, etc. Because when people run in curves, centrifugal force will be generated. Measures must be taken to generate centripetal force to maintain running balance, and the centripetal acceleration will gradually decrease from inside to outside.
The fourth track is called the “golden track”, which belongs to the best athlete in the final.
The commentator said: “the game is about to start. I believe everyone is waiting to see Liang Kun hit the world record again. I hope he can create a miracle and run into 43 seconds.”
“When a gun rang, the game began. Liang Kun took the lead again. He quickly distanced himself from his opponent. He was too fast…”
Unless Liang Kun deliberately releases water, no one can be faster than him. His goal was to break the record, but he didn’t use much energy in the final, just a little faster when turning corners.
This is what he always wanted to do during training. His agility is strong. He is not only fast, but also much more flexible than ordinary people. As long as he uses more reasonable movements in turning, he can be faster.
This is a hidden attribute. It is difficult to be noticed on the track and field, which is more obvious on the football field. Some players are not top speed, but are good at breaking through and getting rid of defense. In addition to starting speed and acceleration, they rely on agility and flexibility, emergency stop, direction change and various reaction abilities.
Messi is such a player. Only the ball blind who is not very athletic will think that the winner of the fifth golden ball award is a player with average physical quality. In fact, Ramos’s scum attacked the waste man several times to shovel Messi. Messi was never seriously injured by him and could always avoid a fatal blow.
When Liang Kun crossed the line, he opened a large distance from his opponents. He didn’t look back like bolt, giving people the feeling of going all out and giving his opponents enough respect.
“The new world record was born! In 42.92 seconds, Liang Kun broke the world record for the third time in the current Olympic Games.” Chinese commentators often shouted unconsciously when watching Liang Kun’s game.
“42.92! My God, how is this possible? Someone can actually run 400 meters into 43 seconds!” the American commentator was stunned. “Liang Kun is a whole second faster than Merritt. I still can’t believe he is a cross-border actor and director.”
The former world record of 43.18 seconds doesn’t seem to be a great achievement
