Offering Salted Fish To Master - Chapter 24

The scales of the **** snake were smooth and cold, lying on it, like sleeping on a mat, Liao Tingyan slumped on it with a small breeze and felt quite comfortable.

But this Black Snake brother especially likes some dark corners, narrow gaps under the rocks, dirt holes drilled by some animals, and trees full of rotting leaves. They love to drill in those places.

Liao Tingyan took good care of a smooth-fur otter, and was carried out for a swim by it, and the hair was messed up.

She couldn’t stand this black car anymore. Liao Tingyan grabbed the leaves and grass clippings on his head with his paws, and then stroked the hairs of his inverted forks. The feeling was not silky. Seeing that the **** snake was going to play under the waterfall again, Liao Tingyan immediately prepared to jump off the car.

“Silly boy, I’m motion sick, so I don’t want to play with you anymore. You can go and play by yourself.” Liao Tingyan patted the big snake, stretched out his paw and waved it. Before the **** snake rushed into the waterfall, the whole otter flew up. , Flew towards the hall.

She was lying down and flew over. She has little experience in flying and control, and is studying and learning in her dreams. The world of fantasy is possible, and all delusions should be bravely tried.

Flew to the main hall, Liao Tingyan heard a curse: “I haven’t released me for so many days. You have the ability to keep me in your body. You don’t want to kill you. See if I don’t burn you to death! ”

A familiar child voice, isn’t this a little flame of grumpy swearing? She hadn’t seen the flame since the Three Holy Mountain came out.

She floated outside the window, and saw an extra green pond of water and red lotus flames in the hall, and Sima Jiao was standing by. It’s just that, it’s not right. This flame has become so courageous that it dares to scold Sima Jiao. How was it before?

Just thinking about it, she saw the swelling flame suddenly shrink, and Sima Jiao wrapped the flame in a pool of water in the green pond. The flame hurts every time it touches the water, so now it starts crying loudly, “I won’t be okay if I didn’t curse or curse! You used to just water me, and now it’s even more frenzied! Ah! It hurts!”

Liao Tingyan: “…” This new skill seems to be used by her to apply facial masks. Her ancestors learned to use it flexibly, really fast.

Huo Miao was abused, no matter how he begged and crying, Sima Jiao ignored it. It also went fiercely and continued to swear fiercely: “You stinky lunatic, I die and you die, I hurt you and I hurt, so water me, Don’t you feel it! Why don’t you die! Lao Tzu killed you! When Lao Tzu releases your control, the first one will burn you to death!”

Sima Jiao trapped it in the water polo and sneered: “I feel upset when I see you. I feel better when I feel uncomfortable.”

Huo Miao cried for a while and cursed for a while. He was a capricious kid. Sima Jiao was irritable and mocking from beginning to end. Both sides wanted to kill each other immediately.

Liao Tingyan felt inexplicably, like a father and son who looked at each other and bored.

“You still know to come back.” Sima Jiao suddenly turned to look at the window.

Liao Tingyan lay on the window frame, thinking, what’s wrong with your father’s tone? ? ?

“Come here and water it.” Sima Jiao dropped a word, waved his sleeve and left.

Liao Tingyan drifted slowly to a safe distance around the flame. The flame recognized her breath and began to curse: “It’s you again! How did you become this stupid? I warn you, Sima Jiao’s lackey! If you are If you dare to water me, I will burn you to death!”

It scolded for a long time, but saw no movement from Liao Tingyan, and couldn’t help but wonder: “Why don’t you water me?”

Liao Tingyan: “…Because I’m lazy and don’t want to work?”

The flames jumped, “Do you dare not listen to Sima Jiao, are you afraid that he will kill you?”

Liao Tingyan turned over a mat, lay on it, and said to his heart, “I am not so afraid of the threat of killing me. If I threaten to interrupt my hands and feet with cramps, this painful punishment method is more useful to me.

Seeing that she didn’t really water the water, the flame swelled a little, and akimbo, “You wink, are you afraid of my threat!”

Liao Tingyan: “Yes, I’m so afraid that you will burn my hair. Can you be quiet and don’t disturb my practice?”

Huo Miao: “You are obviously sleeping, you think I can’t tell! You slacker!”

Liao Tingyan: “I am practicing in the study dream.”

Huo Miao: “I’ve never heard of it, how do you practice in your dream?”

Liao Tingyan: “I’ll tell you when I research it out.”

Huo Miao snorted, “It’s useless if I know. I don’t know how to dream… Nor, I have a dream. I only dream when Sima Jiao dreams, but he hasn’t slept for a long time. Dreaming, I have no dreams either.”

Liao Tingyan: “…In fact, dreaming affects sleep.”

The flames are fierce and contemptuous, “Your breath has reached the stage of transforming your spirits, why do you still have to sleep.”

Liao Tingyan: “My previous dream was to get enough sleep when not working. Now I am realizing my dream. You don’t understand my mood.”

Liao Tingyan: “Okay, stop talking, I started to sleep.”

Huo Miao Wu La Ula quarreled: “I won’t, I won’t! Why have I been bullied by Sima Jiao into this way, his woman has to sleep well in front of me! I want revenge!”

Liao Tingyan: …The bear child really lacks education, and Sima Jiao’s corporal punishment education is really problematic.

Thanks to the flames, Liao Tingyan learned to use another skill-sound insulation.

She learned two kinds of sound insulation, one is to wear earplugs to cut off her hearing, just like wearing sleep soundproof earplugs, the world is silent. It was too quiet, and Liao Tingyan couldn’t sleep a bit, so she took the second method and made a soundproof cover to shield the source of noise pollution. It was much better now.

In a daze, Liao Tingyan felt that someone was squatting in front of him. There was a subtle uncomfortable feeling on his body. It was like being irritated by people’s eyelashes. She opened her eyes and saw that Sima Jiao was pulling her beard. The otter has a beard and a few white hairs. Sima Jiao is moving her beard.

To be honest, this ancestor and the noise pollution flames over there are really in the same line in annoying aspects, and the annoying levels are about the same.

“I asked you to water it, why not water it?” he asked.

Liao Tingyan: “…pour a little bit.”

Sima Jiao: “You are lying to me.”

Liao Tingyan: “…” Yes.

Sima Jiao snorted unclearly, but didn’t even say anything, just picked her up and went out.

It was already dark outside, and he walked all the way out, swiftly walking, copying the otter with one hand, and squeezing all the puppets along the road with the other.

Liao Tingyan: “???” What are you doing? These puppets have no life and are almost intelligent robots. Can you make them happy?

Sima Jiao didn’t let any of the puppets let go. He scrapped all the puppets on Bailu Cliff, and grabbed the **** snake that was still chasing the white deer in the mountains and stuffed it into the white goose flying pavilion in the sky.

The **** snake who was suddenly taken to the sky: “?”

Sima Jiao: “You just stay here.”

Why, is this confining company employees in turn? Liao Tingyan found that his ancestor seemed a bit dry today.

After returning to Bailuya, Liao Tingyan glanced towards the sky and found that the black snake in the Baiyan Fei Pavilion was a bit obvious. Sima Jiao took her to the outside of Bailu Cliff. He used a similar technique to shrink the ground into an inch. Liao Tingyan felt the tremendous pressure brought by the acceleration, and his fur seemed to be blown out. The scenery in front of me became a grotesque.

His speed is extremely fast. Liao Tingyan was taken by the master Dongyang before and flew over, and he felt that Sima Jiao’s speed was at least a thousand times faster than him.

For a moment, Liao Tingyan saw the brightly lit buildings, saw countless disciples in similar clothes gathered together, and saw people on the cliffs discussing each other. The scenery passing by has become a slideshow frame by frame.

Liao Tingyan somewhat understood why he had to deal with those puppets before. He is probably going to do something.

Sima Jiao finally stopped. There was a prosperous city in front of them. Liao Tingyan saw the emblem of Gengcheng Immortal Palace on the city gate. This place should still belong to the territory of Gengchen Immortal Palace, but it was no longer the inner periphery, but the periphery.

Gengchen Immortal Mansion is vast and boundless. Its inner circle is where the main families of the major families are located. It is a place for cultivation with ample spiritual energy, as well as the territory of the disciples. The periphery is a cluster of similar country-like settlements composed of small affiliated families. The former disciple family of Gengchen Immortal Mansion has multiplied from generation to generation, and there are even many ordinary people who have moved to seek refuge.

The entire Gengchen Immortal Mansion is like a giant tree, and the surrounding cities and ponds are the leaves growing on the tree.

Liao Tingyan once heard Gutian’s children say something about the world, but they didn’t know much, so she didn’t know much.

In such a large city, there will be a Nascent Soul monk sitting in town, but they generally do not appear, unless the city encounters a great danger, they will only take action, usually only some Qi-building monks are maintaining public order in the city.

After all, the outer periphery is not comparable to the grandeur of Yuan Ying walking around in the inner circle. Everyone is very low-level here, so Sima Jiao entered this city without any worries. He walked directly over the wall of the city gate. Yes, no one in the city can find him.

Although the level of the monks in this city is a bit lower, the liveliness is unmatched by other places. It can be called the most lively place Liao Tingyan has ever seen since he came to this world. And it was the kind of mortal life she was familiar with. It reminded her of the scene of going home with colleagues after get off work and eating dinner on the street when the night descended. It suddenly became a little kind.

After Sima Jiao entered the city, he seemed to be wandering aimlessly. When he walked on the street, other people could not see them, so they would avoid him unconsciously.

Liao Tingyan used to watch ancient costume dramas and felt that the night is still a modern night, but now she has opened up a new horizon. This fantasy world night is actually more lively than modern society, because there is not only the liveliness of humans.

Not only ordinary lamps are used to illuminate the street, but there are also various weird things that Liao Tingyan has never seen, like the colorful lamps hanging on the flags of a shop on the roadside, which are made of shells. The light reflected by the flakes was very bright and radiant; there were shiny orbs that looked like street lamps hanging on the street, and Liao Tingyan discovered that they would open their mouths to eat the small bugs attracted by the light, and they turned out to be alive.

There was also a little fat kid playing in the doorway of a butcher shop. He was holding something that looked like an eye. The light came out from the ‘eye’ and Liao Tingyan felt like a flashlight.

Sima Jiao walked up to the little fat man, picked up the ‘torch’ in his hand and looked at it. He glanced at it, probably a little interested, holding it calmly and continuing on.

The little fat man had a good time when he suddenly found his toy flying in the air inexplicably, flying farther and farther, his eyes became round, he turned his head and cried into the store: “Father, my eyes are flying! No more!”

The little fat man behind started to cry, his father shouted at him in the house: “Cry fart, I’ll buy you one next time!”

Liao Tingyan lay down on Sima Jiao’s shoulder, looked at his little white face, and said to his heart, this ancestor was really like a sand sculpture villain who snatched children’s toys.