Okay, I Can’t Eat This - Chapter 83

He hummed and buried himself in buying talismans. He didn’t expect that the store was a little more professional than he imagined. As soon as he opened the TB store, he was dazzled. In the end, as Xie Chi said, he first asked the customer service in the store. .

A batch of professional customer service: “Do you use it yourself?”

“Yes.” The man quickly said that he was recommended by someone and wanted to buy a talisman.

The customer service asked again: “Then what is your situation? Please tell me, so that we can choose the right talisman for you.”

After the man talked about the situation, the customer service immediately recommended two kinds of talismans to him.

It is said that the effects of the two kinds of talismans are different. One can cover up the breath of his body, making him no different from ordinary people with sufficient yang energy, and naturally he will not be targeted by ghosts.

The other is for exorcism, just in case.

This way his safety is guaranteed.

The man felt that this was really too reliable, and even almost burst into tears. At that time, he decided to buy it, and the customer service asked him: “Do you want regular express or expedited?”

“How many days will the regular express arrive? When will the expedited delivery arrive?”

“Ordinary express delivery will definitely deliver it to you within three days. If it is urgent, it will be delivered tonight, about an hour or so.” The customer service quickly replied to him.

man:?

One hour? Is it a private jet?

But if it can really arrive in an hour, it would be even better. He gritted his teeth: “I choose to rush!”

“Okay, five hundred postage.”

Five hundred was nothing for a rich man like him, especially for well-being, it was just a fraction, so he paid as soon as he gritted his teeth.

He wanted to see how it would be delivered in an hour.

Because the girl hadn’t woken up yet, Xie Chi had nothing to do, so he held the dumpling and waited.

Men can’t do anything else, they just wait bored.

The girl hadn’t woken up yet, but the knock on the door rang first. The man got up and opened the door by himself, thinking as he walked, who came to knock on his door?

This place is not his usual residence. It was purchased to raise a little lover. He really couldn’t remember for a while, who would come to him at this time.

After thinking about it, he didn’t think of a personal choice, but at this time he was already at the door, and he opened it to see who was coming.

The man opens the door…

“Ahhh!” he yelled like he had seen a ghost.

No, he just saw a ghost.

There was a beautiful woman standing at the door, wearing a white gauze skirt. If she wasn’t covered in blood and had a big cut in her stomach, the man might still have a little reverie.

Now that there’s nothing left, I just want to kneel on the ground and shout, “Help me, big guy!”

Seeing that his legs were softening and his pants were about to get wet, the female ghost at the door looked up at him: “Is it you? The talisman paper you bought? Sign for it.”

“what?”

man:? ?

“Didn’t you buy it?” The female ghost took out a mobile phone from her pocket and opened it, “Isn’t it you, the tb user id Xiaochunfeng?”

“It’s me…” the man said while posing.

“Then quickly sign for it.” The female ghost handed him a well-packaged box: “Dear, remember the 5-star praise?”

man:…

Such an expedited method…

He felt that his heart couldn’t take it anymore, he slowly stretched out his hand, and honestly signed for the courier, the female ghost was still beside him babbling: “Did you scare you? No way, I placed an order tonight. There are too many, and most of them are expedited. On weekdays, I am only responsible for customer service. If I scare you, I will give you a discount coupon as compensation. Next time you come to our store to buy something, free shipping Oh.”

“Thank…Thank you.” He felt that he didn’t want to experience this kind of ‘surprise’ again. He didn’t have to meet a ghost again, so he just explained it here.

Before the female ghost left, she stared at him with burning eyes, but the man didn’t dare to look back, and stared at it in a twinkling war. After a while, the female ghost became impatient: “A 5-star praise?”

“Oh oh oh.” The man quickly took out his mobile phone and quickly gave a 5-star praise, and the female ghost left with satisfaction.

He held the box and swayed all the way back to the living room. Xie Chi was a little puzzled when he saw his pale and impersonal appearance. Then he saw the express box in his hand, and suddenly realized: “You chose the express?”

“Um…” The man wanted to cry without tears: “Why… why is this express method?”

“Do you think the 500 yuan postage is free?” Xie Chi said calmly: “The express service is only provided to two types of people, one is our peers, the other is ordinary people who have seen ghosts, and the others I want to buy it yet.”

He didn’t really want this kind of special treatment.

However, using a ghost to deliver the courier is indeed fast. The man carefully opened the courier box. Inside was a wooden box, which was very delicate. There were two talisman papers in the box. In addition, there was a small piece of paper. Jade pendant, add a card.

Take out the card and take a look. It says that their store is newly opened. If you spend a certain amount, you will be able to get a gift, that is, the piece of jade. Don’t look at the piece of jade, but it can make people calm when wearing it. Aw, that’s a good thing.

“The waterproof case you bought, put the talisman in it and wear it with you, it’ll be fine.” Xie Chi coughed and said, “If you have friends in need, remember to help promote it.”

The new store has just opened, and it still needs customers.

In fact, they were not short of clients, mainly because Xie Chi’s senior brother, Lu Jingxing, was really famous in the industry.

With the same talisman paper, he was able to draw quickly and well. With the same magic weapon, the quality he made was higher than others. Therefore, many people used to ask Lu Jingxing to buy talisman paper and magic tools.

However, not everyone has time to go to Huaishan, so now that the TB store is opened, the business is not booming.

The ghosts above Huaishan are all busy, some are in charge of customer service, some are in charge of packing, and some are in charge of express delivery, which is very lively.

Those who will use computers before they die and have a good temperament, they will all serve as customer service personnel. If they are a little more powerful and can maintain the appearance of a normal person, they will send express delivery. .

Lu Jingxing locked himself in the small dark room and frantically produced talismans and magical instruments.

After all, their store mainly sells these, and they also carry some medicines made by Ji Xiangsi.

It’s just because the sale of drugs has to go through a lot of review, and now they are applying for qualifications.

Xie Chi also doesn’t know how to draw talismans or anything. All he can do is to attract customers to his brothers and improve their performance.

At this time, the girl finally woke up. She was not in a good state. After waking up, her expression was very dull. Xie Chi poured her a glass of water and fed her a drink, and she slowly woke up. stand up.

Then he started to cry and wanted to reach out to cover his face, but the edges of his cheeks were blurred and it hurt when touched.

Xie Chi waited patiently for a while, and when she saw that she was almost crying, she asked her, “Where did you get that human skin from?”

The girl choked for a while before telling her story.

She was originally a very ordinary fresh college student. She had a boyfriend who had been in love with her for several years, but she broke up not long ago because her boyfriend had a new love.

She began to feel inferior, and always felt that because she was not good-looking, her boyfriend was pryed by the mistress.

This kind of thought was just circling in her mind at first, but it became clearer, more stable, and deeply rooted. She also thought about plastic surgery, but because her family situation was ordinary, she was a fresh graduate. of college students, who have no money for surgery, can only find other ways.

During this process, she discovered a tb shop. There were not many items in the shop. They were all similar to peach blossoms. There were talismans, wooden signs, and some mysterious-looking stones.

Among these things, one item caught her attention. It was something like a face mask. I didn’t describe it too much. I only said that it would make people more and more beautiful after using it.

This kind of thing like a liar, she would never be fooled before, but the girl didn’t know why, she was like a ghost at that time, and she placed an order with the movement of her finger.

After buying it, she regretted it a little. She had been hesitating between returning the item and not returning it. In the end, it didn’t take long before the item arrived.

She opened the express box, and then saw the contents in the box, a piece of something that looked like a ***, at that moment, as if she could not control her hands and feet, she slowly stretched out her hand and took the *** in hand.

The mask, which looks like human skin, feels so mesmerizing, soft, delicate, even with a little warmth, like touching the face of a peerless beauty.

She took it and slowly covered it on her face as if enchanted.

The moment it was covered, she noticed something was wrong. The edge of the mask seemed to have grown tender granulation, which slowly penetrated into her skin.

The mask seemed to have grown on her face, or was sewn into her face, and it would hurt if you pulled it. She was afraid, and rationally told her that it was dangerous.

But in the process of trying to find a solution, she saw the face in the mirror. It was a face that was completely different from her ordinary face. It was beautiful, charming, and a hundred times more beautiful than the new girlfriend her ex-boyfriend chose.

She was really obsessed, knelt in front of the mirror, kept stroking her cheeks, and then looked at the mirror with a smile as if she was crying.