Okay, I Can’t Eat This - Chapter 93

“Don’t act anymore?” Qin Wanwan curled her lips and smiled horribly. She didn’t stop the heroine, but the heroine was obviously running towards the door, and for some reason she returned to her place. before.

When the heroine saw Qin Wanwan in front of her, she collapsed at the time, threw herself on the ground and sat down, and began to cry: “Let me go…let me go…”

She is just an ordinary actress. Although her acting skills are not good, she is a vase, but even in the entertainment industry, she has never harmed others. The only thing she has done in her life is to rob others by unspoken rules. role only.

The more she thought about it, the more she collapsed, and she burst into tears.

Qin Wanwan lowered her head, grabbed her neck suddenly, and asked again, “No more acting?”

Her eyes, which the media called her amorous, was so terrifying at this moment. The heroine was pinched and rolled her eyes. She wanted to talk and beg for mercy, but because of the chokehold, she couldn’t say a single word. Unable to speak, only a crackling sound came out of his throat.

Seeing that the heroine was about to be strangled to death, the actor who played the hero was more courageous, and even rushed over, grabbing Qin Wanwan’s wrist tightly, trying to break her hand.

Meng Tingzhi also rushed over, and the two of them worked together to save the heroine reluctantly.

Qin Wanwan seemed to be angry, her face became more and more pale, and the people who were originally controlling the cameras nearby also slowly surrounded her.

Whether it was a cameraman or a field worker, the faces of all men and women were pale and bloodless, and the less timid director was also driven to the center, as if they were the only ones alive on the set. .

The director didn’t hear what Meng Tingzhi said before, so he kept saying in a crying voice: “We’re done, why are you angering her, we’re going to die here…”

Qin Wanwan attached to her lower body and smiled, obviously a very beautiful face, but they only felt a chill in their hearts when they looked at it.

“I am angry.”

The group of people who looked like zombies had already surrounded a few of them at this time, and a few people squatted in the center, shaking like a sieve.

Because Qin Wanwan’s beautiful but gloomy face suddenly changed, many wounds appeared on her face in an instant, each of which turned out and looked bloody, densely packed from forehead to chin.

The least timid heroine was already screaming, but she didn’t expect that she was even more timid. The director rolled his eyes and fainted immediately. The hero hurriedly hugged him and woke him up after pinching others. .

The actor is particularly sincere: “Are you all right, director?”

The director cried: “Can’t you make me dizzy?”

Qin Wanwan laughed and said, “Do you like to close your eyes so much? Okay, I’ll do it for you.”

director:…

Qin Wanwan opened his mouth, his tongue stuck out like a snake letter, the **** tongue swishly wrapped around the director’s neck, and then tightened suddenly.

The director directly let a tongue hang up, and his feet were still stomping in the air. He tried his best to break the tongue off his neck, but the tongue was stronger than Qin Wanwan’s palm. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t move, and he quickly rolled his eyes.

Now no one else can save him, because he was suspended in mid-air, and the rest of the people could only watch helplessly, and then shivered, just when the poor director didn’t even have the strength to kick his legs. .

A dull and dull sword flew over. The sword looked like a hammered iron block. It wasn’t sharp and didn’t show any difference, but it cut Qin Wanwan’s sword with a single stroke. Tongue, then nailed to the floor.

Qin Wanwan was in pain, and the director was even more miserable. No one picked up the bark when he fell. He was sober when he fell, and he was a little out of consciousness after being strangled.

Xie Chi also arrived immediately. Seeing that she was still alive, she breathed a sigh of relief at that time. She had booked the nearest ticket, and after getting off the plane, she tried her best to rush here. Fortunately, they dragged on long enough. , Otherwise, after coming over, maybe you can only see a corpse.

Meng Tingzhi is really miserable. How long has it been since the previous human skin mask thing was over? This time I met a ghost again… When Meng Shu came back, let him show Meng Tingzhi whether this little girl was too old this year, how could she be unlucky.

Meng Tingzhi was originally calm, but when she saw Xie Chi, she began to cry: “Sister! You are here!”

Just like a child who was beaten outside when she saw her parents, she pointed at Qin Wanwan and began to complain: “Sister! It’s her!”

Xie Chi turned her head and saw that Qin Wanwan’s mouth was full of blood and her eyes were fierce. She drew her sword from the ground and weighed it: “Get off this girl.”

Of course Qin Wanwan wouldn’t listen to her, she sneered and was about to say something when she suddenly saw Lin Xia walking out from behind Xie Chi.

Although Lin Xia was in human form now, she was full of yin energy, which made the ghost suffocate. The girl stood beside Xie Chi, her eyebrows lowered, and she looked very well-behaved. She occasionally raised her eyelids to share with Qin Wanwan. When she stared, it gave Qin Wanwan the illusion that she was looking at the ingredients.

Yes, ingredients.

Qin Wanwan was a little cowardly, but she didn’t dare to show her cowardice, so she bit the bullet and said, “I advise you not to mind your own business! Do you know why Xiao Ming’s grandfather can live in his 90s?”

“You still talk about jokes? It doesn’t look like an old ghost just unearthed, so you should know the rules, and know the rules are still messed up…” Xie Chi slowly walked towards Qin Wanwan.

Lin Xia whispered from the side: “Why don’t I come and deal with ghosts of this level, where can I use you to take action.”

Qin Wanwan: !

“You bully the less with more!”

There’s a group of people standing behind you, okay? Xie Chi pointed to those who were obviously under control: “These are handed over to you, don’t eat them indiscriminately.”

“Okay.” Lin Xia smiled at Xie Chi and walked over.

Xie Chi walked towards Qin Wanwan with her sword in hand. Qin Wanwan is now in a state of chasing ducks on the shelves. If she doesn’t come out of her body, she doesn’t have many means of attack, but once she comes out of her body, if she can’t beat her , and even the threat to Xie Chi is gone.

Qin Wanwan shouted sternly: “Aren’t you afraid that I will destroy this body!”

As soon as she finished speaking, she was knocked to the ground with a punch, and her soul was almost knocked out. Qin Wanwan’s beautiful face was swollen at that time.

Xie Chi didn’t mean to communicate with her at all: “Can’t you come out?”

“I…” Qin Wanwan opened her mouth to speak when she punched again.

In the human body, she could naturally feel the pain experienced by her body, and she was about to cry when she was beaten.

But there is no room for negotiation at all, Xie Chi still slaps him in the face!

Qin Wanwan tried to speak many times but failed. After being hammered into a pig’s head, she couldn’t bear it any longer, and suddenly came out of this cavity.

It was a female ghost in a costume. She should have loved to sing before her death. When she died, she died wearing her own costume. The strength of the female ghost was good. Originally, her appearance should be no different from ordinary people, but because she was hammered Ruthless, the appearance before death has been hammered out.

Its face was bloody, it was covered with wounds, and there was a cyan mark on its neck, which looked like it had been hanged or strangled.

After the female ghost came out, she screamed, “I’ll fight you!”

Because it was disfigured before its death, it hated others for hitting its face the most, so it rushed towards Xie Chi. Xie Chi originally wanted to stab it, but it turned out that the blood on its body was not very strong. After hesitating, he retracted his sword and raised his fist.

A fist the size of a sandbag, the lethality is not much lower than that of a sword. When a fist hits it, the ghost of the female ghost is a little unstable. It originally thought that it could not beat Xie Chi because it was imprisoned by the body. No, it’s just pure unbeatable.

A minute later, the female ghost curled up into a ball and murmured on the ground. Its voice was thin and pitiful: “Don’t slap your face…”

Meng Tingzhi: …

Male protagonist:…

heroine:…

director:…

This is probably the true portrayal of bullying the soft and fearing the hard?

Xie Chi moved his fists and felt that he was almost done, so he said, “I see that you are not the kind of ghost who likes to kill innocent people indiscriminately, so why do you harm people?”

When I mentioned this, the female ghost burst into tears at the time, and it wept blood every word: “It’s not me who hurt people! They forced me!”

It turned out that after the female ghost died, it was hastily buried. Because she loved singing too much, her soul was attached to her favorite costume, and she set up a stage to sing in the circle of the mass grave at night.

Because the singing is really good, or because other ghosts are too boring, there are many ghosts to join in every day.

In fact, it doesn’t have much obsession with what happened during its lifetime. After all, it also avenged its death and sent the pair of dogs and men down to reunite, and the rest of its obsession is to sing opera.

So the life of the female ghost was actually pretty good. She stayed underground during the day and slept, and went out to hold a ghost concert at night. The ghosts in the nearby ten miles and eight villages would come to watch with small benches.

Much more comfortable than before.

It has been so unrestrained for many years, until the mass grave where it lives has been covered with various buildings with the development of the times, so it is actually nothing, after all, humans cannot disturb the days of ghosts.

It was only later that this place gradually became the center of the city. The land in the center of the city was expensive. After the demolition, high-rise buildings were built. All driven away.

The female ghost was also displaced because of this, and had to move to another place to live. The place where she moved was originally on the edge of the city, and it was relatively quiet. city.

This is annoying enough, but I can barely endure it. Even when the ghosts are bored, they will secretly watch human filming, some of them are sentimental, and they will watch it every day like chasing a series. Some prefer mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas. Some are good at youth pain, and some like costume dramas.

The female ghost doesn’t like these things, she still sings her own drama, and she is still comfortable, but she is bored too much, and she would rather sleep than wander around.

Wherever it lives, it will bury its own costume. A few days ago, it happened to be during the day, and it slept quietly for more than a week, regardless of what happened outside.

I just suddenly felt that something was stepping on my face, I woke up and saw that its costume was dug up at some point, so it lay on the ground, a girl stepped on her costume, and some disgusted with the other. A person was chatting: “Is this a cheap costume left over from the last production crew? It’s old and dirty. Why is it still in the dressing room?”

“Who knows, it will be lost for a while.” Another girl said.

The female ghost was mad at that time! That’s what happened today.

As for Qin Wanwan… Meng Tingzhi was able to come in to be the second female lead because Qin Wanwan had quit the crew. She had also been here before, and she had stepped on female ghosts when she was doing makeup. She happened to be in the next-door crew in the past two days, and she was beaten by the girl. Ghosts are used as props for possession.

The female ghost snotted and cried: “They bullied me first!”

It was originally an honest ghost, that is, it likes to hold solo concerts or something.

“Actually, I didn’t want to kill them, I just wanted to scare them…” The more she said, the more aggrieved, the more pitiful she said: “At least I have to breathe out? I was living well below, dig me out, Stepping on my body and disgusting me for being dirty and old and throwing me into the trash! Who can bear it? Who can bear it!”

Crew:…

The screenwriter has also been following the crew, but she has no sense of existence, she has been shrinking in the corner, and she suddenly slaps the table when she hears this: “I have inspiration! Can I write your story into a book? At that time. It might even be possible to make a script and shoot it!”

The female ghost stopped crying: “Will you give me a share of the money you make?”

“How…how to give it?” The screenwriter was at a loss.

“Change it to paper money and burn it to me.”

“Can.”

One person and one ghost reached a deal in minutes.

After the deal was concluded, the female ghost resumed her previous cry: “I really just want to scare people, please let me go…”

Xie Chi:…

After listening to it, she was really embarrassed to do something to the female ghost. After all, it sounded a bit miserable. She rubbed her temples and said, “Why don’t you go to reincarnation?”

“I don’t want to.” The female ghost whispered: “After reincarnation, maybe I will meet a dog man. No one knows what it will be like. Am I not good now? I have a lot of audiences. Now, although the times are progressing and entertainment has become more diverse, there are many old ghosts who are very affectionate and like to listen to dramas. My die-hard fans are all over the city, and there are even ghosts from other places. He came here on a special ride to hear me sing.”

“I like singing very much, I can do what I like the most, and there are so many audiences and fans who like me, I’m crazy to be reincarnated.”

Xie Chi was speechless!

At this time, Lin Xia had already packed up the remaining people who were under control, tied them to the ground with a rope made of Yin Qi, and walked here while clapping his hands.

Hearing this, Lin Xia smiled and said, “Achi, since it’s not ready to harm anyone, let it go.”

Don’t wait for the female ghost to be happy.

“But… there is always punishment for doing something wrong. I have a proposal.” Lin Xia’s beautiful eyes swept over the female ghost: “It has a lot of listeners, and the information should be well-informed, so let’s let it help us. Providing information, staring at people, etc., is worth the merits and demerits.”

My group is smart.

Xie Chi thought this proposal was great, why didn’t she think of it?

“I think it’s fine.”

The two stared at the female ghost in unison, and the female ghost suddenly felt a lot of pressure, and it stammered: “I think I am not capable…”

It hadn’t finished speaking, and after seeing Lin Xia’s expression indifferent, he suddenly shuddered, and remembered the fear when he was looked at as an ingredient before, so he raised his voice: “But I will try my best. of!”

Xie Chi was very satisfied: “Work hard, if you do well, you will get a commission, and you will be paid when the time comes.”

The female ghost immediately smiled: “Is there a salary?”

There is a reason for its excitement. The older the ghost, the poorer it is, especially the kind of fighting power that is not particularly high, because so many years have passed, all relatives and friends have died, and future generations do not know how to pass it on. For generations, no one will burn paper money for them.

They can only go to the streets to grab some unowned paper money during ghost festivals and the like, and make ends meet.

That kind of powerful ghost can still rely on the younger brother to make a living, but the female ghost doesn’t have much blood at all, except for revenge, she hardly hurts anyone, so even if the ghost has been around for a long time, her strength can only be regarded as a serious ghost. generally.

It does not charge tickets for its solo concerts, so it is very poor, only some fans will help it, but in recent years, female ghosts have become a little obsessed with buying clothes. I want a pair of shoes.

The price of the underworld has also been rising gradually over the years, and the expenses are inevitably a bit large.

“some.”

Hearing Xie Chi say this, the female ghost burst into tears: “I **** you!”

Xie Chi successfully accepted a younger brother, expressing his satisfaction.

The crew members next to them also felt that their eyes were really opened, and they admired it very much. To be honest, many people in the entertainment industry are still quite superstitious, and some people have seen so-called masters.

But they have never seen a ghost, nor have they seen the master exorcising a ghost with their own eyes, and they really haven’t seen the shock of this process with their own eyes.

The eyes of a group of people looking at Xie Chi are like fans of younger brothers and sisters, especially the less timid director, who almost came up to hug their thighs: “Master! Thank you for saving us all, Master! Can you leave a contact information? ? I’ll start looking for you in the future to count the days!”

Xie Chi:…

“Calm down, someone invited me here.”

Meng Tingzhi finally squeezed over: “Sister! How much? I’ll transfer money to you!”

The director hurriedly said: “This is about our entire crew. How can we let you pay? I’ll come and I’ll come!”

He doesn’t care about money, and if he can have a relationship with a real master, if he encounters such a thing in the future, it can save his life.

A few people started scrambling to pay, Xie Chi reported the number, she asked for 100,000. In fact, this price is not very high in the industry, mainly because ordinary cultivators want to expel the ghosts, and it really costs a lot of money. If you are a kung fu, you might waste some talismans, instruments and the like.

Xie Chi just received a younger brother in a better mood, and she is generally overkill in physics, simple and convenient, and there is no need to waste anything like talisman paper. It can be said that it is of high quality and low price.

So don’t talk about bargaining, they can’t wait to give a little more! Especially the director, he won the opportunity to pay the bill and directly gave Xie Chi 200,000.

Xie Chi accepted it, and gave the director two talismans drawn by her senior brother. Several other people were so jealous that they paid for them.

But Xie Chi really didn’t bring much with her, and as if she bought one by herself, she exhausted her inventory.

The heroine is particularly enthusiastic: “I want to buy one for my mother. She seems to have bad luck recently and often loses money or something.”

Xie Chi silently opened his brother’s Taobao store: “If you still want to buy, you can place an order from here, it was opened by my brother, and all new openings are 20% off, free postage if you don’t need to rush, and you can get it if you get 5-star praise. Coupon, if you can help promote it, there will be a discount.”

Usually, if they heard something like this, they would definitely turn their heads: what a liar, such a low rank.

Today they swarmed up, rushing to pay the bill.

The male protagonist even patted his chest directly: “Since it’s the store of the master and senior brother, it sells absolutely good things! I have a few friends who believe in this aspect, and I will let them come here to buy it later! “

Xie Chi looked at him with a much gentler look: “Report my name to the customer service when you buy it, there will be more discounts.”

Several other people suddenly glared at him, what kind of flatterer is this? So flattering!

So several other people hurriedly said: “We will also go to publicize it with our friends! The master’s shop is definitely going to join in!”

“Remember 5 star reviews.”

“Definitely praised! I also want to write a thousand-word praise essay for the master!”

Meng Tingzhi was blinded. These people are usually arrogant and temperamental. After all, most of them have status and status in the circle, unlike her who just came from the 18th line.

So it’s normal to have a temper or something, and those who don’t play big names are considered good-natured.

How come one is more flattering than one now? If the flattering look is photographed by the paparazzi, I probably don’t know how to make it up when I send it out.

She is still a little aggrieved. The master was obviously invited by her, but she can’t squeeze into the front row now!

The director is also aggrieved. He hasn’t organized the language yet, and as a result, these people have already filmed all the flattery he could! He has nothing to say now!

The director racked his brains, and finally managed to take a sentence from another angle: “Master! I see that you are so good-looking, are you interested in entering the entertainment industry?”

Xie Chi:…

Does the **** celestial master hunt ghosts online?