On the Compound Formula of Monsters - Chapter 335
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“Huh…”
The autumn wind is bleak, and the fallen leaves drift with the wind.
A handsome guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes jumped off the pedal tricycle, his face flushed, and moved his big bag to the side of the road. He turned his head with a simple smile and waved to the shirtless man on the tricycle.
“Haha, thank you very much, master, go slowly…”
The big man took a puff of cigarette butts and glanced at the young man.
“Why don’t you go, give money and pounce on the street!”
“Oh, sorry, forgot to forget…”
The young man reacted and quickly escaped the crumpled banknotes from his pockets and counted them carefully.
Well, thirty-eight dollars and fifty cents, that’s right.
Passing the money to the big man, the young man thanked again, but saw the big man slipping the money into his pocket, stepping away on the tricycle with his cigarette **** in his mouth, and ignored him.
“It’s really bad for eight lifetimes. One hundred yuan is said to be thirty-eight and fifty cents, poor ghost…”
Before leaving, I could still hear a mutter.
The young man smiled indifferently, as if he was used to it.
Looking back, he looked at the thick pile of fallen leaves that was left unattended at the gate of the community, with excitement in his heart.
“Hahaha, I didn’t expect that Zhang Yida would still be able to live in an apartment in this big city for one day.
Carrying large bags and small bags, Zhang Yida cautiously pushed open the side door at the gate of the community, his steps were unusually brisk, and his face was full of longing for the future.
Weird apartment?
Died?
Cut, what else in this world is more terrifying than being poor?
Walking into the community, Zhang Yida put down his salute, squinted his eyes, took a deep breath, and opened his arms as if embracing the whole world.
“Suck…ha, this is the breath of the apartment, so fresh!”
“Chiji…”
As the autumn wind hit, a few leaves fell on top of his head, Zhang Yida subconsciously opened his eyes and looked down.
“Fuck… What a big cockroach, no, what a big mouse!”
With a scream, he took a few steps back in horror, a soft touch suddenly came from under his feet.
“…”
He moved stiffly, and past experience told him.
He stepped on shit.
“Damn, isn’t it that this apartment is weird? Why are there dogs!”
The young man trot to the side of the withered grass, stretched his head carefully to see if there was anyone around, and rubbed his feet quietly.
At the same time, he took out the note in his pocket and looked at the address of the charterer.
“The top floor of apartment 01, the phone number is…”
“call…”
A gloomy wind hit, and the paper slipped away.
“Hey, wait, wait until I finish watching…”
Zhang Yida didn’t care about continuing to rub, and as soon as he turned and chased the note, his face was suddenly astonished.
The note, it’s back to that pile of shit.
Well, it’s just hand washing at most, I’m not afraid of it!
…
At the window, Qin Shou lay on the window sill with his chin, watching this scene with interest.
“There are a certain degree of gray particles in the body, but it hasn’t become weird, it’s just a little unlucky… well, there is still a little poor, which is rare.”
Qin Shou smiled and pushed away the close friend.
“Friends, pour tea, ready to welcome guests.”
Upon hearing this, the friend’s face paled, tears in her eyes blurred, her tone trembling, and her face weeped.
“Master… you actually let me pick up…”
“Stop, let you pour tea, where did you want to go?”
Qin Shou had no choice but to help her forehead. He had long known that she would not let her watch Hong Kong movies in this world.
…
Not long after, Zhang Yida crept into the luxuriously decorated hall with large bags and small bags, with caution and envy on his face.
Yes, envy.
Zhang Yida glanced vaguely at the maid friend, and swallowed subconsciously.
The life of the rich is really extravagant!
Upon seeing this, the friend gave a fierce look.
Zhang Yida quickly shrank his head and looked at Qin Shou with a simple smile.
“Haha, this big brother is good, my name is Zhang Yida, I saw the leasing information you sent, saying that the single dog here…Ah yeah, singles can enjoy the free rent, the water and electricity halving discount, I don’t know…”
When it comes to discounts, Zhang Yida’s eyes shine with golden light.
Qin Shou pointed to the sofa and said with a smile: “Sit down first.”
“Good, good, thank you, thank you…”
Zhang Yida sits gently on the soft sofa, his buttocks just falling on it, an inexplicable intoxicated smile appears on his face, as if he is doing…health care.
Qin Shou: “…”
Brother Monkey is really amazing, and you can also find this kind of top quality.
“Ahem, rent is free, water and electricity are halved. This discount is true, but you also know that this apartment is not flat, you have to take care of anything.”
After Qin Shougang finished speaking, Zhang Yida immediately opened his eyes, pretending to be serious: “No problem, I am a very sensible person, and I won’t believe those rumors.”
Qin Shou shook his head, “No, those are not rumors, this apartment is really evil.”
Zhang Yida’s heart trembled, “How evil is there…?”
Qin Shou looked mysterious and whispered: “There is a terrible thing here…”
Zhang Yida’s pupils shrank.
“Here are…cockroach rats!”
Zhang Yida: “…”
That thing… terrible?
“Ding Dong…”
At this time, the doorbell rang, and the soulmate walked over to open the door, and at first glance he saw a kind old man in a white Tang suit.
“Old man Qin Long?” The soulmate said subconsciously.
The old man was taken aback, then he smiled kindly.
“Little sister, I am not Qin Long, my last name is Jiang.”
The friend tilted his head and looked at the old man in front of him carefully.
“Isn’t the old man Qin Long wearing the same clothes as him? Do you all look the same…”
The soulmate murmured and asked: “What’s the matter with you?”
The old man smiled and said, “I want to find the owner of the apartment.”
The soulmate’s eyes lit up, “Are you here to rent a house?”
“no.”
“Oh, then you are miserable. If you don’t rent a house, the host won’t see you.”
The soulmate looked disappointed and was about to close the door to see off the guests.
“and many more…”
The old man stretched out his hand to stop him in a hurry.
“Friends, don’t be rude, please come in, old gentleman.”
Suddenly, Qin Shou’s voice came.
“Oh.”
The friend responded and opened the door.
“Old man, come in.”
The old man breathed a sigh of relief, “Thank you, little sister.”
The soulmate curled his lips, “Huh, they are not young!”
The old man laughed, he could see the maid in front of him… the girl didn’t know how to respect the old man, but didn’t realize that she should respect the old and love the young at all.
To be precise, the girl didn’t treat him as an old man at all.
Glancing vaguely at the dragon’s horn “decoration” on the top of the friend’s head, the old man couldn’t help but tremble.
This thing may be true.
…
living room.
Qin Shou personally poured a cup of tea for the old man, and the old man thanked him stiffly.
“Haha, I wonder why Mr. Jiang is here?”
Qin Shou sat calmly opposite to Mr. Jiang, while Zhang Yida silently squatted in the corner holding a cup of water.
He glanced carefully at Old Jiang, and after careful confirmation, he screamed wildly in his heart.
“Oh my God! It turned out to be Mr. Jiang, the big man among the big men, the most legendary military commander of the Xia Kingdom, unexpectedly appeared in this broken apartment, this world is crazy!”
Excited, Zhang Yida took out his mobile phone silently…
“Kacha…”
A soft sound broke the short silence.
Old Jiang didn’t pay attention to Zhang Yida’s actions. He scanned everything in the room calmly, and then fixed his eyes on Qin Shou.
“Mr. Qin, a gentleman surnamed Sun told me that you have the ability to change the world.”
Mr. Jiang was blunt and did not shy away from Zhang Yida who was present.
Qin Shou looked calm, “Oh, that monkey actually remembers me?”
Old Jiang shook his body, his old face gradually agitated.
Sure enough, the ancient gods really existed.
“How did you meet?” Qin Shou asked casually.
Old Jiang suddenly stood up and said solemnly: “That day the giant weird ravaged Chengde, causing Wuzhishan to move. When we arrived, Mr. Sun had already been born, and a stick would subdue the weird, and his power is boundless.”
Qin Shou nodded slightly, “That’s it, it turns out that the monkey is hiding in Wuzhishan. No wonder he can’t be found for so many years.”
The words of the two of them were in the cloud, and Zhang Yida was also at a loss.
Wuzhishan, Mr. Sun, monkey…
who?
But Ma Wen?
No way?
Zhang Yida complained in his heart.
Aquastar still has legends of myths.
This made Qin Shou very puzzled.
When Qin Shou’s voice just fell, Old Jiang saluted Qin Shou with a solemn expression, his eyes firm.
“Mr. Qin, although I don’t know which great **** you are, I still ask you to show mercy and save this planet.”
Zhang Yida was taken aback.
What?
Great God?
Have all risen to save the world?
The world is so crazy, I slipped away, and I hurried back to pack my things…Ready to move in.
Even if the landlord is insane, he can’t get along with the money.
Ignoring Zhang Yida who secretly left, Qin Shou looked at Mrs. Jiang and said with a smile: “I am inconvenient to intervene in matters of mortals.”
“But Mr. Qin, the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility…”
“Stop, who said this?”
“Don’t dare to deceive the great god, this is… copied online.”
Qin Shou: “…”
Immediately, Qin Shou got up and looked at Mr. Jiang with a look of appreciation.
“Yes, yes, people are stupid and ignorant and hypocritical. There are not many honest mortals like you anymore. You have a great appetite for this seat. This should be the case.”
Old Jiang: “…”
Is this all right?
If you like it, I still have a lot more!
“Mr. Qin, there are many more online, or I will send a link to…”
“No, one sentence is sufficient, you will immediately go back and create an ERP, and I will sit down and teach you how to deal with weirdness.”
“ERP? Mr. Qin really keeps pace with the times…”
“Not only that, there are so many kinds of weirdness in the world today. In order to deal with different weirdness, the more weird departments can be dealt with, the better.”
“What advice does Mr. Qin have?”
“The Victory Team, the Night Assault Team, MAC, and the Umate Rescue Team will all be put on the agenda, and they will all be assigned to the Aquastar Defense Organization.”
“Um, Mr. Qin, do these organizations have any special meaning, I think…”
“You don’t need to think it, but I think it!”
Old Jiang: “…”
I always feel that this great **** is not very reliable.
…
A few days later.
The newly established Umate Rescue Corps headquarters.
“Zhang Yida.”
“arrive!”
Zhang Yida stepped forward with great excitement, straightened up, waiting for Huang Pao to add himself…no, waiting for the encouragement from the instructor to speak.
The instructor looked at the person in front of him… well, so to speak.
A young man with underdeveloped muscles, poor brains, a sand-sculpted temperament, and little experience in combating weirdness.
Looking at him, the instructor was a big head.
Yes, another one came in through the back door.
If the general trustee came in through the back door, he would not have that headache.
The scolding, the training, there is nothing to be merciful.
But the point is, this kid was recommended by the adult.
How to treat this young sand sculpture is worth thinking about.
“Instructor? Instructor?”
Seeing the instructor startled, Zhang Yida reminded him in a low voice, with an expression of “encourage me quickly”.
Instructor: “…”
Forget it, just do what you say above!
“Zhang Yida, from today, you are the first captain of the Umate rescue team. I hope you can live up to the people, live up to Xia Guo, live up to…”
The instructor said in a tone, alas, it’s really shameless.
No matter how much Zhang Yida has, he immediately saluted and vibrated: “Yes, it will definitely live up to the people…”
Wow, hahaha, the landlord’s eldest brother is right. The love apartment is a good place. It is in line with my fate. From then on, I have been promoted and raised, finding an almighty girlfriend, and reaching the pinnacle of life is not a dream.
Mom, I will never be unlucky again!
And here, a group of elite players saw that the newcomer who hadn’t trained for two days turned out to be the captain in the future, and suddenly felt that the world was so dark.
“Instructor, we are not convinced, why can he be the captain?”
“Yes, we know what he is capable of. He can’t even beat a dog, and he is the captain?”
“We are not convinced, instructor, I seriously suspect that someone walks through the back door.”
“Yes, we are not satisfied…”
“Zhang Yida is a sand sculpture, knows nothing, how can he be the captain…”
When Zhang Yida, who had a guilty conscience, heard this, he immediately jumped out and cursed: “Which soul said I am a sand sculpture, there is a species…there is a species to single out!”
“Okay, go head-to-head!”
The 1.9-meter tall man walked out of the crowd, reaching out to provoke him.
“Zhang Yida, this is the heads-up you asked for!”
“this…”
Zhang Yida looked at the slightly beating abdominal muscles of the other party, and swallowed subconsciously.
This is not greedy, this is fear.
Damn, I jump!
Seriously think I don’t have muscles?
Zhang Yida flicked his coat…
Well, I didn’t.
“Ahem.”
At this time, the chief instructor walked into the training room and glanced blankly at the people present, and the chaotic scene suddenly recovered.
The chief instructor looked majestic, “Do you think Zhang Yida has no strength to be the captain?”
Everyone looked at each other, silent, daring to be angry but not daring to speak.
“Well, I will let you see why Zhang Yida is worthless, but he can still be the captain.”
As he said, he raised the password box in his hand and carefully took out a golden belt.
“I’m optimistic, this thing can only be activated by Zhang Yida.”
The chief instructor had serious eyes and solemnly handed Zhang Yida the golden belt.
“Zhang Yida, wear it and you will understand your responsibility!”
“This is…”
Zhang Yida was overwhelmed by the other’s serious expression.
The chief instructor smiled, “From now on you will be a golden armor warrior!”
“what?”
Zhang Yida looked confused, “What fighter?”
“Golden Armored Warrior!”
“What kind of warrior?”
“Golden Armored Warrior!”
“What kind of warrior?”
“Golden Armored Warrior!”
“This name…”
“By the way, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com confessed that the code name for your future assignments is called Shaozhongtian.”
“Shao Zhongtian, don’t let it go, it’s a second grader.”
“This is an order!”
“Well, what else?”
“Well, the above explained that you have to hide in the love apartment when you have no tasks. It would be great to get a lawyer’s certificate.”
“Lawyer…I’m not interested in this!”
“This is an order.”
“Go and go, order, but shouldn’t the salary be…”
“Huh? Captain Zhang Yida, in order to eliminate the weirdness, how can your eyes be so short-sighted and entangled with that little salary?”
“But chief instructor, I’m so poor.”