One Idiot Three Wishes Unlimited Chaos. - Chapter 38

Sitting in my study in the castle I was going over some books on management and laws. I wanted to have some kind of government set up so I could go play around.

When all of the sudden.

[Transmission intercepted. World Travel system unlocked. Do you wish to proceed?] Cassie’s voice sounds in my head.

wha?

“What are you talking about?” I ask.

[A goddess has requested help for her world across realms we have received the invitation. This world will be placed on pause if you choose to assist.] She explains.

“Where are Amber, Silvia, and Sasha?” I ask.

[Amber is watching cartoons with your mother in the internal world. Silvia is currently practicing with the troops and Sasha just finished a raid on a drug ring that has been selling addictive pills around the area.] She tells me. They all have rings so she can find them if need be.

“Summon them to the internal world and proceed.” I tell her.

I’m covered in a glowing light before being swept off my feet into some strange dimensional travel.

I feel my feet slam into the ground and I steady myself.

I look around and notice a bunch of teens my age standing around looking at everything in confusion. I would blend in perfectly if it wasn’t for the fact my hair was blonde and they all had pitch black hair and are Japanese. Why is it always Japanese people.

A voice rings out. Dragging everyone from their confusion.

“Welcome heroes from another world.” A man wearing the usual king style robes sitting on a throne starts talking to us.

“You have been summoned to aid us in the upcoming calamity we are about to face.” he continues on with a grim look.

One of the more charismatic kids steps forward I bet he’s the hero type

“Sir who are you and where are we exactly?” he asks

“Your currently in the kingdom of Thalia. On the planet Corina.” he responds.

“And You said something about a calamity? We are only students how are we supposed to face some so called calamity and what even is it?” he asks.

“The calamities are demons formed from the sin of humanity. Every hundred or so years they are reborn and raise armies of flesh eating beasts and wage war against the people of corina.” he explains while I munch on some chips quietly in the corner listening to the fascinating story.

“We performed a ceremony passed down through generations to ask the goddess for help and she sent us you. You all have been given blessings in the form of jobs which can be raised by going through dungeons or practice granting immense power and skills.” he says waving his arms.

“How do we get home?” the boy asks.

“You simply defeat all the demon lords and then the goddess sends you home.” The king tells him.

The kids are outraged. Understandable as they were ripped from their homes and families to fight in some demonic war they didn’t cause and the only way to get home was to kill the demon lords.

I just watch from the side enjoying my sour cream and onion chips.

“We know this is unfair to you all and we shall be doing all we can to assist you. Money, armor, weapons, training. whatever you need.” he tries to calm down the upset people.

“Before that we need to know what your classes are so we can best prepare you for the battle.” the king says waving his hand towards a black crystal ball attached to a screen up top.

“Please come forward and we can see your blessings.” the king says.

Everyone groups up around the ball to watch the show.

The charismatic kid walks forward with a confident swagger. All of these kids at some point in time have probably read books about this stuff but never imagined it would really happen.

He places his hand on the crystal ball and is lit up by a light. On the screen pops up his class.

[Man Whore. Using your silver tongue you spread lies so women will spread legs for you. (Additional note from the Goddess Tia. “Disgusting trash, you have a sexually transmitted disease by the way did you know?)]

I choke on my chips from shock i was not expecting that. I start laughing my ass off as he turns red from shock and embarrasment.

“It’s lying!” he shouts as some of the girls who had been eyeing him slowly back away.

Another guy curiously walks up and puts his hand on the crystal while the Man Whore is being dragged away from the crystal still shouting.

Another blinding light.

[Archer. Years of archery practice have given you keen eyesight and high accuracy with a bow.]

“Seems to work for me I love archery classes and even participated in a few competitions.” he says reading the words on the screen.

Another bigger boy come up.

“Let me try.” he puts his hand on the orb.

[Martial Artist. Years of practice in the dojo with your grandfather have made you a strong martial artist.]

“Yeah grandpa runs a dojo and I’ve been practicing since I was young so this is spot on.” he says happily.

The rest all start going up and getting regular classes.

Mage, swordsman, cleric, some auxiliary classes like blacksmith, farmer, scholar.

Finally it’s my turn. All the eyes turn to me in curiosity. I’m dressed like a normal person in some jeans and a cotton t shirt with regular shoes so they can tell I’m from earth.

However I’m not someone they recognize as they are all classmates.

I place my hand on the orb and light up just like everyone else and soon words appear on the screen.