One Idiot Three Wishes Unlimited Chaos. - Chapter 40

The next morning I pull myself out of the tangle of limbs from last night. The girls refuse to sleep unless it’s next to me and this now includes amber who sleeps on my chest.

They had been informed of the situation and were excited to see a new world.

I pop them into the internal world’s bed without waking them up then make my way to the kitchens.

I waltz right on in like I own the place. Noone pays me any attention.

I start pulling out ingredients from the fridge and grab my multi-tool out of my inventory before piling them onto the counter.

Now what your going to need for this recipe is a bowl of your favorite shredded cheese, A couple of eggs, some oil, English style muffins not the sweets kind the sandwich kind, A large bell pepper, an onion, a clove of garlic, a stick of butter, some salt and some pepper along with some uncooked sausage and bacon.

I pull over a chopping board and grab my green bell pepper. What your going to want to do is just chop the top right off that puppy and scoop the seeds out. You can just throw those away.

I chop the pepper into nice little strips. I grab the onion next. Your only going to want to use half the onion. I dice it up into tiny little pieces and move onto the clove of garlic. You only need 1 clove of garlic for this as if you use more it overpowers the other flavors.

using the side of the blade I press down on the garlic glove breaking apart the outer coat. We want the little bulb inside of this. We dice that up and put it with our nice little pile of chopped veggies.

Now what your going to want to do is sauté up these veggies. I put a nice big skillet on the stove top and pour in a bit of cooking oil.

I wait til the oil is nice and hot before throwing in my my peppers strips, garlic and diced onion into the skillet.

There’s a nice sizzle of the oil as the veggies drop in.

Now while we wait on those to get caramelized and delicious. We can chop up our sausage.

I throw sausages on to my chopping board and start chopping them into little round sausage coins.

Now make sure you don’t burn your green peppers but if you want you can they are delicious both ways.

Throw your sausages right into the pan of fried veggies. Stirring frequently until they are nice and brown on each side.

While this is happening grab your thick cut bacon and start frying that in another pan and remember if you don’t like bacon, Fuck you.

Next step Crack and stir your eggs into a bowl adding a little black pepper and salt.

When your sausages are nice and brown pour the eggs right into the pan.

Let those settle in and cook around your sautéd veggies and sausage before adding a generous helping of your favorite cheese right on top cover it with a lid and take it off the fire so the cheese can melt.

Next after you get your bacon nice and crispy take it out and put it on a plate. Grab your English muffins and slice right down the center with a knife or fork. Lightly butter both sides. Next drain off the bacon grease before throwing the muffins right into the skillet to get a nice buttery bacon flavor toasting your muffin.

With your muffins fully toasted lay them out on a big plate. Using a spatula scoop out some of the gooey cheesy egg and sausage veggie mix and place it on your muffin then pile on as much bacon as you like.

Enjoy with some orange juice or coffee. Me I’m a pussy and love french vanilla coffee with lots of sugar.

I carry my platter of sausage sandwiches to the dining room after making some for the girls in the internal world.

The other travelers aren’t up yet so I get the table to myself.

I sit down and grab my fresh sandwich and bite into the gooey cheesy goodness. There’s a nice crunch from the bacon and the toasted muffin. Yum.

Soon the others start waking up and the chefs carry in food looking at me in confusion.

They bring in mostly Japanese breakfasts.

Everyone eats while chattering about whatever.

Someone grabs one of my sandwiches off my plate I look over and see Tia sitting next to me.

“Your pretty calm about all of this.” She says biting into my sausage muffin. “Delicious!”

“Well this wouldn’t really be my first time. You know truck-kun?” I ask the goddess.

“Yeah I know him. ooh did he get you? Then how did you end up here?” She asks in confusion.

“Cause he wasn’t in his territory and was on vacation when he got me so the god in charge gave me a few bonuses.” I reply eating some of the spare bacon.

“Oooh I think I heard something about that a few years ago. You got granted some wishes by the big god nice.” she says giving me a thumbs up.

None of the other kids around could hear this conversation as Tia had put up a sound barrier.

After breakfast the king walked in shocked I was once again just eating breakfast with their god.

“Do you mind if I see your world?” Tia asks with hopeful eyes.

“Sure.” I touch her shoulder and pop her into the internal world. Cassie has full control and can remove gods by force easily as a safety measure.

The king just looks at me in confusion before starting to talk. “Today you’ll be going to the treasury to pick out your weapons please think about your jobs when choosing.” he advises.