One Idiot Three Wishes Unlimited Chaos. - Chapter 41

Making our way to the kingdoms vault we are led to an area filled with all sorts of weapons.

Instantly most of the guys head for the biggest blades they can find or the shiniest golden weapons. What use is a big weapon if you can’t even fucking lift it. As for gold or gilded weapons do you want your enemies to know exactly where you are at all times or do you want to be fucking robbed.

Walking into any fantasy area with anything massive, heavy or gold colored just screams to bandits and people ‘Hey I dunno what I’m doing fucking kill me.’.

There is however a nice selection of items. Spears, magical staffs, knives, swords, but my eyes instantly lock onto a pair of items stuffed into the corner.

“Dibs!” I shout running over to the items and greedily picking them up.

“Those are a pair of weapons a previous hero left behind. We never figured out how to use them.” one of the Knights says.

Of course these guys wouldn’t know how to use these. These are fucking guns.

I’m holding a pair of massive desert eagle guns with nice matte black paint so they don’t reflect light. I click the button on the side and the mag drops put the bottom into my hand. It’s completely empty. These look to be in perfect shape well maintained.

This puppy can hold 9 .357 magnum rounds, 8 .44 magnum round or, 7 .50 rounds. Bullets mean enough to blow a hole through anything in your way.

I pull back the top making sure there’s no bullets and check then safety which is on.

I open up my system shop and buy a pack of bullets. I also purchase a nice gun belt with holsters. I pop the bullets into the magazine one at a time with a satisfying click click click.

The knight looks at me curiously as I turn towards a set of armor at the end of the vault hallway with Noone around.

I take aim flip the safety off then. *Boom* all heads turn towards me in shock. I flip the safety of the gun back on then wall over the the suit of armor.

There’s a big hole in the front right through the back and into the wall. From the looks of it it’s quite deep.

This was probably from either a soldier or a gun fanatic and he ditched it when it ran out of ammo. These things are nice and heavy almost 5 pounds a piece. If you Crack someone in the head with it they are gunna feel it. I’ve always wanted to pistol whip someone.

popping out the mag of the gun I fired I put another bullet in before sliding both guns into my holster.

You guys are probably like whaaa? A gun in a fantasy world? Fuck you, guns.

I’m in my happy place when I hear a voice behind me.

“You shouldn’t play with guns they are dangerous someone could get hurt.”

I turn around to see a glasses wearing strict looking girl.

“You do know we are in this world to literally kill things right? Not to mention I’m probably more trained than each of you combined.” I point out.

“What do you mean more trained your the same age as us.” she says curiously.

“Well considering that I come from a different fantasy world and have been trained to kill people and monsters I think I have a bit of a step up.” I tell her as the others listen in.

“What do you mean another world?” she says.

“Well this may be your first fun time adventure but it’s my second.” I say with a laugh. “So as a warning to any of you with less than kind intentions.” I take on a serious face.

“If you try any nasty little tricks or plots I’ll fucking kill you at the first hint of trouble.” I look at a few suspicious students.

“You wouldn’t dare?” the girl says.

Out flops a dead body of their classmate I killed yesterday.

there’s some screams and vomiting as his neck is twisted at an obscene level.

“Fucking try me. He was already plotting to get revenge on you all so if any of you try the same your fate will most likely be worse. I guarantee it.” I put the body back in the storage and walk out of the now stinking vault.

“Sir do you think that was wise?” one of the Knights asks me.

“They will learn it one way or the other and it acts as a deterrent towards the ones with more nastier motives. Usually the ones with darker abilities.” I hint towards the knight who nods.

“We will keep an eye on them and if they show any signs of betrayal we will imprison them.” he says.

“My votes on just stabbing them and being done with it.” I shrug.

“Your going to be secluded from the group most likely now you know that right?” he says.

“Probably. But it doesn’t matter much to me I can do work fine if I don’t have to babysit a bunch of noobs.” I sigh.

“Noobs?”

“Nevermind so does this place have a library? I want to do a bit of reading.” I ask the man.

“Of course follow me.” he says leading the way.

We make our way to a massive library filled floor to ceiling with books.

“Do you guys have like magic tomes or grimoires or soul weapons?” I ask.

“No most of our abilities are granted by our class so we just know what to do instinctively. I don’t know what soul weapons are so we probably don’t have those either.” he says before leaving me to ponder.

I grab a few books off the shelves about older wars and how they went down and what the demons and heroes were like.

It’s mostly just like other fantasy novels where the demons are based off sins. Pretty much the only chill demon I see is sloth. That’s just because he’s too lazy to want to do anything.