One Idiot Three Wishes Unlimited Chaos. - Chapter 49

I have a strong belief that having fun and relaxing is a welcome part of life. Today I would be doing just that.

First thing in the morning after a nice french toast and bacon breakfast I would be putting up a nice playground set for amber.

As much as I enjoy her learning with cartoons it’s also good for kids to get out and play.

I bought a nice swingset and slide. A trampoline with a net for safety. A sandbox. And just some nice outside kids toys. I’m doing my best man never been a dad before so it’s a new experience.

After setting her free to play next up was weapon maintenance. Fighting lava monsters and in ash and dust had made my chain dirty and scuffed up so he needed a nice cleaning and polish. So after a nice oil bath and rub down he looked sparkly clean. He didn’t have any damage and soul weapons can auto repair things like chips and scratches. The steel weapons I used for classes were a different story. Some were warped due to high heat from lava slimes. Some had chips and chunks missing.

I learned you can get class levels outside the dungeon it’s just really really slow.

This was proven by Rin the pale girl living in my house as she had gotten some levels from picking fruits and herbs and watering and weeding in my internal world and I also confirmed it with Tia.

It’s like 100x more exp in dungeons than in the outside world.

I did some maintenance on my guns as they were also covered in soot. So a simple wipe down and cleaning was in need.

I bought a couple attachments like a flashlight attachment as you never know when you’ll need a flashlight.

I also bought a .50 caliber semiautomatic sniper rifle for 10000 gold I’m pretty sure gold at this point works exactly like dollars as prices are all strange. I dunno how it works exactly but it’s pretty close.

Bought myself a nice scope and tripod for it, all in all it was gorgeous.

Any video game player with the ability to buy any gun he wants is going to get a sniper rifle if he can. If you say no you wouldn’t. Your a liar. I may never use it but you can bet your ass I’m going to have one of like everything.

Of course my workshop is always locked up and everything is kept away from children’s hands.

After my stuff is cleaned and fixed up I did maintenance on the girls weapons and Silvias armor They needed cleaning aswell especially the cloaks.

Even mine was still dirty from swamp gunk so that’s not good.

A good wipe down and polishing later with the cloaks going into the wash as I have a nice washing machine for stuff like this and they will come out smelling like sunshine.

After weapon repair it was medicine restocking I was running low on burn creams I also needed some new shoes as mine had melted a bit.

I also needed to make sure the girls had a stockpile of items since they now had inventories and you never know what kind of emergency could happen.

So I made a bunch of medicines while letting Rin watch and learn it was simple stuff like dry medicine to prevent bleeding, creams for burns, Medicated bandages. Simple stuff.

I refilled the stocks of everything we used replenished the dried herbs and stuff I used for medicines. Also teaching Rin how to do it.

She liked working with plants and wasn’t a really active person she was kind of sickly but the internal world seemed to be doing wonders for her. There was no pollution or anything and we had tons of magical herbs for healing just growing around everywhere. Not to mention I cooked lots of magical beast meats which were good for the body.

I had always wondered why she accepted so easily to come with me. so I asked her.

“Well you got rid of a person who might have been a threat and if what you said was true he could have stabbed us in the back later. Noone really believes anything bad can happen and that this is all games or something but you showed us differently. If it’s between a bunch of scared teens and a professional who knows what they are doing I’m going with the professional.” she explained.

“That probably the smartest thing I’ve heard from anyone in these fantasy world’s, I think it’s pure lack of common sense dumbing everyone down.” I compliment her.

“They are in for a tough learning experience.” she sighs.

“Yep, well you’ll be safe here.” I say with a smile.

“Yes thank you for that my body can’t handle any tough exercises or things like that. I’m sorry the rest of my friends still think of you as a murderer.”

“Not your fault besides you tried to convince them so no need to worry.” I say with a laugh.

“but…”

“It’s fine its their loss I mean you’ve seen how great this place is.”

she looks around with a smile. “That is true.”

We finish up with the restocking of herbs and I let her try and show her how to do it properly before I head inside to make a nice dinner. Pretty much everyone here was a ravenous meat eater especially Silvia I think it was her wolf race that just loved meat.

I had to buy a massive smoker and grill to be able to feed all of our appetites with meat. Talking like half a cow a day it’s crazy.

But all in all it was a nice day. After dinner we would sit around and watch movies in the living room with everyone.