One Idiot Three Wishes Unlimited Chaos. - Chapter 52

Imagine if you will, trying to rip apart a piece of paper but being unable to do so. Instead of just giving up you train and exercise to be able to tear apart that paper. But every time you do so you fail, so just for weeks on end you exercises and lift weights and do your best figuring out how to easily tear that piece of paper apart. Then come to find out that piece of paper is indestructible and you’ve been training to extreme levels when all along right outside there was a piece of paper you could tear. However thanks to your training you can now basically tear apart phone books.

That’s what happened to me.

Standing in the Knights training yard gaping like a fish at the 10 meter long tear in space ripping the whole courtyard apart, tearing up trees and dirt and rocks just a massive breach of destruction.

There was just wind and debris screaming past me as I was being anchored to the ground by my chain and frantically trying to close the tear.

But that only seemed to make it bigger. I spent so much time trying to figure out how to tear it I didn’t figure out how to repair it.

“Seal! Seal! Cmon fucking close!” I was shouting trying to get the damn thing closed waving my arms and trying to compress it or fix it finally after a few minutes it quickly closed with a snap and a pop leaving only the remains of what used to be a courtyard and a giant pit.

I looked around to see if anyone was around and there wasn’t so I quickly snuck out so I didn’t have to pay for damages.

I quickly changed my tattered clothes and washed off all the dirt that was on me in my room.

By the time I was done, knights were rushing around talking about a demon attack on the training yard. So I was free and clear.

I made my way to the courtyard and acted shocked like everyone else. Apparently there was a demon attack to kill off the kingdoms knights but we were lucky that everyone was sleeping how frightening.

The most affected by this was the students. Seeing all that carnage they finally figured out this might not be such a fun game. They train using this courtyard aswell.

I just left after a quick peek to go have some breakfast.

I ignored the hopeful looks of the throwaway class students. You expect me to just give you safety after bad things happen? Nah nah I already offered and you guys just called me a murderer. Fuck you. I have a village of elves who can do what I wanted you for better.

Now is that petty of me? Yep. Do I care? Nope.

After breakfast I figured I’d go around town and look for a small house to buy after all once the demons hear about the ‘attack’ they apparently did. It might not seem like such a bad idea to them. So I wouldn’t have to worry about a surprise attack and I would get more privacy.

I found a cozy little place with a single bedroom and just bought it. Mostly for looks. I’d be sleeping in the internal world on my expensive memory foam mattress most of the time.

But for the time being I should probably study more space magic so I don’t accidently destroy the kingdom with a space fissure.

I started to learn different aspects of space besides ripping. Like folding, compressing properly and moving space. If I try to blink 5 meters and teleport half the planet away with no idea how to get back I’m gunna be pissed. It would be worse if I just teleport right off the planet into space.

So it was another few days of figuring stuff out with space magic.

I finally thought I was good enough and was pumping myself up to not be scared of just ripping off all my skin or teleporting into the sun.

Finally I just did it.

*Pop*

I’m 5 meters from where I was completely intact. I did a little happy dance and tried it again.

Perfect.

I practiced a few more times to make sure I wasn’t being overconfident.

No space tears or disappearing into the sun.

I was only a couple steps off of full blown teleportation which like any person would make you super excited. I was already excited moving 5 meters.

So it was more studying before I went back to the dungeon with the girls.

While all this was going on news outside had spread about the elves vanishing completely causing quite a panic.

Tons of rumors started to spread mostly about either the nobles kidnapping them which was illegal or the demons killing them off.

Man those guys really are taking quite the blame for me. I think it’s hilarious.

I’ll have to thank them though as its making my life much more simple.

I’m not going to bore you guys with the details or learning more about space magic.

(A/N quick note if any of you guys want to throw in some ideas for later on about what you want to see or what you’d like to see more of just type it out in the comments usually I do requests if I find them fun or interesting. Or any good constructive criticisms as some of you may be new readers you probably don’t know I’ve only been writing in total for three months on my other story and this hasn’t even been out a week so I’m still a new writer. So if you want to see me do something better just throw it out there try not to demand too much of me though or I’ll probably just say fuck you guys and sleep. Have a good day!)