One Idiot Three Wishes Unlimited Chaos. - Chapter 53

It may have taken a few months but I had perfectly mastered teleportation. I know I still have loads to learn about space magic. I’ll have to at some point try to start making my own magical spells.

I figured It was worthy of a nice celebratory feast. I’m gunna have a nice big cook out and toast some marshmallows while I’m at it. Nothing more delicious than burnt marshmallows skins.

I was heading towards the food market to buy some stuff when I felt something was off. I looked around and everyone was staring in horror at the sky.

I looked up and the sky was darkening at a rapid pace and starting to swirl.

I heard someone scream. “A sin is coming! Someone get the heroes!”

“Pfft.” Those heroes can barely fight off goblins in the dungeon after months of work. I chuckled.

A dark beam of light started to gather in the center of the storm. Then with a loud boom it was fired towards the ground.

I started popping off towards the direction of the light beam.

I dunno how exactly dark light works seems contradictory to me. But hey, magic.

I figured I’d probably be the one to fight against the sins anyway might as well see what I’m up against.

After a few more teleports I come across a land of just devastation and inky corrosive darkness.

In the center of all of this is a crater and in that crater is a person.

I quickly pop over as they don’t seem to be paying me any attention.

It appears to be a small girl from what I can tell. She might just reach my chest with the top of her head if she stood on tip toes.

She had long flowing purple hair and a skinny body with what looks like almost no fat.

Breast department was a big Ole zero.

She seemed to be eating something. Upon closer inspection it appeared to be a rock.

“Little girl eating rocks is bad for your teeth you know?” I asked making her freeze.

She slowly turns her head towards me and I can make out big chunks of the rock replaced with bite marks. Strong teeth.

“What did you just call me?” She asked in an eerie voice.

“Little girl?” i repeat earnestly.

She nods thoughtfully. Before throwing the rock at my head.

“What the fuck do you mean little girl I’m hundreds of years old and can’t you see this full womanly figure.” She waves her hands downwards towards her nonexistent chest, flat stomach, skinny legs.

Nope no full figure found.

“Of course I ment little as in young. You’ve aged wonderfully you should be proud. I have a friend with almost the same figure they are very mature.” Although I’m pretty sure kroft does indeed have wider hips.

“Oh.” She says with a slight blush. “Well thank you.”

“By the way you wouldn’t happen to be the sin of gluttony would you?” I ask.

“Oh! Of course I am you must have been able to tell from my perfect body formed by years of eating delicious foods.” she says with a smile.

Nope the chewing on rocks gave it away.

“Of course! I’ve never seen someone so healthy in my life. Beautifully plump.” I lie convincingly.

She starts to act shy and twist and turn playing with her hands.

“You see I’m something of a food lover myself and I’ve prepared a gift for the great gluttony.” This too was also a lie.

“Gifts! I’ve never gotten gifts before!” She says excitedly.

I wave my hand and a giant table filled with all sorts of massive cooked foods I had been stockpiling appeared. I’d even thrown in the hundreds of cooked frog legs.

I could see her start to sniff and drool looking at the hundreds of pounds of meat on the table.

“This is for me?” She asked me happily.

“Yep but it’s only an appetizer I’ve got something even more special for you so eat up.” I say quickly pulling up the system shop as she dives into the food practically inhaling everything bones and all.

I’m quickly searching for the item I need. Boom found it it’s quite expensive but worth it.

I hear a strange crunching noise and turn around to see Gluttony chewing on my table. I’ll have to work on that bad habbit.

“Could you kindly not eat the table?” I ask while facepalming.

“Huh? Oh sorry! The food was so delicious I forgot myself. Do you have any more I’m still hungry.” She says looking at me with hopeful eyes.

“I actually have a very special gift for you.” I say with a smile pulling out a metal cup with a lid and a straw.

She eyes it curiously.

“This is a cup that produces a limitless amount of milkshakes. Every single sip has a different flavor and it will never run out.” I say while holding out the cup like a proper salesman.

Her eyes start to sparkle and drool leaks out of BBQ covered mouth.

Then the words of the real devil slip past my lips. “I’ve heard milkshakes help with the growth of breasts.” this may be true.

The cup is gone before I know it and all I hear are slurping noises and sighs of bliss.

“Well then would you like to come stay at my house I’ve got tons of fun things to do and lots of food and I’m sure you don’t have anywhere to stay do you?” I ask the happy girl.

She just grabs onto my hand and keeps drinking her milkshake.

I take this as a go ahead and pop into my world. Cassie is already waiting for me examining the small girl.

“Welcome to our home. Would you like to watch some TV while dinner is being prepared?” she asks gluttony who only looks confused.

We lead her to the television room which is being occupied by Amber and Tia who are watching cartoons. She is quickly mesmerized by the TV and sits down next to them.

And that’s the story of how I stole one of the seven deadly sins.