One Idiot Three Wishes Unlimited Chaos. - Chapter 54

“Why is she here aren’t you supposed to be like destroying her or something.” Tia whined while hugging my legs being dragged around the kitchen.

“You’ve been fine with her all month. She hasn’t done anything evil besides eat your snacks.” I point out.

“Exactly, Your supposed to be my hero why aren’t you smiting her or something.” she asks.

“If I was smiting evil doers for having a love for snacks I’m pretty sure you’d be top of the list do you know how many bags of chips and soda you go through a day?” I point out. “If you keep eating like that your going to end up fat plus it’s a bad example for Amber she’s a growing child and needs to eat balanced meals. So from this point on your going on a diet.”

“Noooooooo please anything but that! She can stay I won’t complain anymore pleaseeeeee!” She snivels hugging my legs tighter.

“It’s just some fruits and veggies I’m sure you’ll live we can even make some delicious shakes and stop wiping your nose on my jeans these are clean.” I pat her head.

“Hmph fine but only if they taste good.” She says before sitting down and pouting.

“You don’t want to get chunky do you? Don’t you want to keep your gorgeous figure?” I ask with my devils voice.

“Gorgeous?” She stops whining.

“Yep absolutely beautiful the perfect figure, but if you keep eating all that junk food….” I start making some fruit smoothies.

I see determination in her eyes.

“Okay I’ll cut down on the junk food.” She says firmly.

“That’s good.”

Over the past month gluttony has fit in perfectly she hasn’t done anything evil, she likes to watch TV and eat. The only problems was I had to stop her from eating the silverware at dinner. Her teeth can pretty much bite through everything.

After that she was extra careful not to eat anything that wasn’t food.

Her only problem was you couldn’t call her small or anything like that. You had to treat her like a proper adult or she threw a fit.

Anything about breast sizes was absolutely forbidden.

She was as flat as an airport landing strip.

The Neverending milkshake almost never left her hands she had apparently an infinite stomach or something. I’m pretty sure she has drank at least a large lake of milkshake in the time she has been here.

I’m pretty sure if I was just hungry all the time I’d probably either be bitter or angry. It would be an absolutely miserable existence.

After getting her settled in I decided to head back into the dungeon I didn’t know if the other sins would be easier to deal with or I’d have to destroy them.

The 40th floors were kind of cave style. They had rock golems and massive monsters. Huge minotaurs, ogres, and other humanoid monsters were everywhere.

It was great to actually be able to fight things again. The only troublesome ones were the rock golems which were always hiding and you had to crush them as they ran on a magical core like slimes but it was always random where they were located. Could be in the head or chest or even the left arm we only knew when we broke it.

This was when Silvia would have to use ice magic since her rapier was crap against giant rock monsters. Sasha’s scythe was a little better but she chose to melt them with corrosive darkness magic.

My chain ball was perfect for working like a wrecking ball and smashing everything. But I had also taken to using a massive two handed mallet since it counted for the berserker class. Every level up for berserker would give me an immense strength boost. It was still great feeling yourself get stronger after kills.

Level 5 Berserker gave me higher damage when using two handed weapons. My chain counts as a two handed weapon so it’s great for me.

Every level it felt like my body would just get more firm and power filled. My muscles didn’t bulk up or anything but they were packed with absolute power.

I decided to work on melee classes for a while and see how strong I would get from all the power boosts.

By the time swordsman, berserker, martial artist, Spearman, reaper, thief and assassin were all leveled up past level 10 I could easily rip the limbs off a muscular minotaur with my bare hands.

Levels were still flying up and with the stealth classes I was also getting more limber and quick with each level. I was sure that if I focused on all of these and got to level 100 or something I’d probably become some kind of godly being.

But that would take a very very long time. Leveling would slow down and monsters would get harder I’m sure.

We actually started to run into monster villages the lower we went into the dungeon. This was great as we could just slaughter hundreds in one go instead of having to hunt them down one at a time.

We had also gotten lots of ores from golems and mines around the area. Including a few pounds of mithril but it was rare for them to be dropped by golems and I hadn’t found any mithril mines.

I was excited to hit the 50th floor because that apparently as far as anyone had gotten in the past hundred or so years. The soldiers had apparently declined in quality over the years and most people stop in the fiery hellzone.

Only a few people go this far for ores and such but it’s a great leveling spot for me and my group. We planned to spend quite a while around this area.