One Idiot Three Wishes Unlimited Chaos. - Chapter 56

Sitting in front of a fidgeting goddess with my arms crossed.

“So your saying these aren’t even the sins that were here before these are different ones?” I ask her.

“Yes.”

“So these ones have never done anything to you and you just assumed they would be evil like the last ones and summoned heroes to defend your world?” I ask just to make sure.

“Yes.” She said lowering her head.

“Well good thinking on summoning heroes before the calamity struck. I can’t really blame you for not knowing they would be different. So quick question what happens if you don’t kill them do they just not spawn another one or something?” I ask.

“I don’t know this has never happened before.” she shrugs.

“Aren’t you like the owner of the world? How many times has this happened before?”

“Well once.”

“Why are sins even being made into people can’t you just like put them in some orb or something that you control instead of letting them just do whatever?”

She looks at me in confusion for a second before her eyes widen and she brings up a screen I can’t see and soon a black crystal appears and starts pulling in dark smoke from around the world slowly.

I just raise an eyebrow.

“I may have messed with the settings one day and turned on planet calamity mode. Oops.” She says not looking at me anymore.

“And it took you 100 years to realize this?” I sigh before grabbing her and flipping her onto my lap.

“This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.” I say sadly.

*Whack Whack Whack* I give her a firm spanking as we shouldn’t waste people’s time by being an idiot.

“Wait stop what are you doing?!?!” She shouts trying to wiggle free.

*Whack* “I’m going to spank the stupid out of you and then your going to go sit in your room and think about *Whack* how this is all your fault and not to touch things you *Whack* Don’t understand.” i explain calmly enjoying her plump buns.

I let her up and she rubs her sore butt. “Now go to your room and don’t touch your god settings and think about what you’ve done.” I point towards the inside of the house.

She just looks at me with teary eyes before shuffling off to her room.

I turn to look at the snickering Greed who had been listening in the whole time.

“Do you have a way to get a hold of your sisters? They probably shouldn’t be messing around in this world or some other idiots might try to harm them.” I ask her.

“Yes we have a way to get a hold of each other. Can you bring me to an open space?”

“Sure.” I pop us out of the internal world before teleporting us to where I found Gluttony.

She rolls up her sleeve to reveal a tattoo on her wrist of the number 2 before pressing on it.

The sky darkens once again and starts to swirl. Before long lightning black beams drop from the sky in front of us.

Standing there is 5 new girls.

Well 4 and one seems to be just laying on the ground. I’m pretty sure that’s sloth. They all look at me in confusion.

“You can explain to them about the idiot goddess. I’ll also have a house built for you guys in my internal world. I don’t think it would be safe for you all to live here.” I tell greed before popping around and grabbing the other shocked girls and stuffing them in the internal world.

Problem solved.

Greed just looks at me funny before agreeing.

I popped us both back into the world ignoring the new confused girls as I bring up my system shop and buy a new building before upgrading it. I’m sure they will each want a room for themselves. So I just give them all the basics and some furniture and appliances.

“Gluttony your sisters are here!” I shout over my shoulder towards my house.

I hear the excited pitter patter of feet as the little food destroyers excitedly runs out the door still drinking her milkshake and rushes towards her sisters and hugs them.

Ah a happy family reunion. That’s good to see.

I finish stocking their new house and leave them to chat while I go and watch some tv.

I’m pretty sure I completed this world but who knows. Maybe I’ll have kroft terrorize the heroes for a while or something.

I just don’t want them to feel like they were summoned here for nothing.

Completely not because I don’t like them.

Maybe a little.

I’ll see if Rin wants to stay or go back home. She seems to like it here and it does wonders for her health.

I’m actually a bit dissapointed I didn’t get to fight any bosses or demons.

You can’t just tell me there’s a demon war going on then it turns out it’s just a bunch of girls with personality problems and health issues.

I don’t think they even have super strength or anything I swear I saw Gluttony struggling to open a pickle jar. She ended up just eating the whole jar instead.

Yeah I’m pretty sure this world is a flop. The elves were a great catch though along with the tree of life. Plus I did enjoy visiting the beast kingdom and playing in the dungeon.

Since I was technically the only one who actually killed a hero here does that make me a villian? Curious stuff.

Well on the plus side since I got world travel unlocked maybe I’ll visit a less dissapointing place before having to go back to work on the kingdom.

I wonder what kind of world I should visit.