One Idiot Three Wishes Unlimited Chaos. - Chapter 63

Everyone perked up at the mention of a spirit.

The woman on stage unveiled a Purple orb.

The auctioneer continued on. “This is a 100 year old poison spirit found in the swamps.”

At that everyone seemed to lose interest.

The bidding started at 100 gold and Noone raised it.

I put in my bid and soon enough it was bought easily for just the 100 gold.

Curious about this I asked the old man.

“Well they are poison spirits they don’t have much use and usually they poison the user so they are one of the cheapest spirits. You also need to have a special poison physique and feed it more poisonous things to make it grow. I never did learn what your element was by the way. Is it actually poison?” he asks curiously.

“I can use all elements.” I say shocking him.

A lady brought up my spirit to the room and took my payment.

‘This won’t poison me right Cassie?’ I mentally ask.

[No it will actually help devour any poisons you come across giving you a kind of poison immunity.] She says.

I look at the sickly purple orb swirling around before my chain pops out and pokes my finger. I drip blood on it and it sucks right into my body.

When it’s inside my soul realm the orb containing it melts and a small cloud swirls out looking around curiously.

My chain goes back to the soul realm and starts to play with the little cloud of poison gas.

[Spirit binding complete.] Cassie says in my head.

I turn my attention back to the auction I’ll learn more about the little spirit later. As next up was an item I made.

The auctioneers voice rings out. “Next we have a legendary medicine pill our auction has tested and confirmed to work we guarantee.” The sales girl walks up and unveils a jad bottle with a small green pill in it.

“This my friends is a pill of youth guaranteed to turn your body back to the age of your prime.” he says as the crowd suddenly grows quiet then explodes into a clamor.

I had taken some water of life and bought a recipe from the shop to make youth pills that didn’t make aging stop it just transformed your body back to about your 20s. No side effects or anything. If you were 100 and took it your body would change to your 20 year old form but if you were ment to die of old age at 101. You’d still die at 101 years old. It didn’t deage you it just made you look young. It did give your body more mobility and such though.

The bidding started and it shot through the roof instantly. Sect leader Mo was even frantically bidding. 100000, 200000, 500000, Gold and cultivation stones were being tossed out like water. What’s the use of money when you can buy your youth?

Finally for the price of 1375000 gold and spirit stones old man Mo got his pill. With a woosh he was already on the stage paying before dumping the pill in his mouth before the eyes of the audience.

Before their very eyes he started to look younger and younger. His wrinkly skin and white hair started to change. About a minute later was a strapping young lad with long flowing black hair laughing madly as he open his robes and checked the changes.

“Haha! My little donger is back in fighting form I’ll be paying a visit to the brothels tonight my little buddy don’t you worry.” He says cackling the whole time.

It was pandemonium in the auction house. If they were skeptical before, they weren’t now. Old man Mo was well known and if it worked for him it would work for everyone else.

Before the chaos could get any worse the auctioneer shouted again.

“Don’t worry you still have a chance to buy the pill as the alchemist was kind enough to give us a few more. Now who wants to start the bidding?” He asks as Mo flies back to the booth happily.

There was a starting bid of 1m Gold from one of the vip rooms and it only rose up.

I had given about 20 pills in total.

There was bidding wars going on for each pill as nobody knew how many I had put up for grabs.

by the end of the sales I had made about 80million in gold and cultivation stones. They cost the same price.

10 gold could feed a poor family for a year here so it was quite a bit of money.

A man walked up on stage and whispered to the auctioneer who got a strange look.

“We have another product from the same alchemist.” He shouted as another vial was brought up containing a blue pill.

“This pill I’ve been told helps your little brother grow by at least 3 inches.” He says.

The auction exploded once more and he didn’t have time to say anything before bids were being called out.

Yep I had made the legendary penis expansion pill.

And you can bet that old man Mo was the one who bought the first one and the second one for 3 million each all while laughing madly.

These sold for more than the youth pills. Who would have guessed that 3 inches on your little donger would cost so much money. Well Mo got 6 so he’s a happy man.

By the end of it all I was about 200m richer that’s with the auction taking their small cut.

Also on the plus side I was able to go back to the sect on my own as Mo was too busy being a little slut at the brothel and I wasn’t waiting around.

It was a good trip Made a small fortune and they thought Mo was the seller so I wouldn’t have any people chasing me down and trying to make me into some kind of pill making machine or something.