One Idiot Three Wishes Unlimited Chaos. - Chapter 71

After that whole eye opening experience I’ve come to a shocking revelation. I really need to be more lazy cause that shits out of my league man. I am not participating in any of that shit. I just watched literal gods fight a battle against some stuff I had no idea existed. I’m literally just going to repress all these memories and fuck right off.

[Divine spark of chaos has been inherited.] Cassie says in my ear as my body starts to rapidly change.

I feel like I’m having another out of body experience as I watch my body start to turn into lights.

“Noooooo do not want! Cassie make sure it doesn’t turn my body into some weird light show!” I shout and apparently she heard me as the glowing stops. But inside my soul realm a fruit forms at a quick rate on my heavenly tree. The strange color shifting fruit falls from the tree and quickly melts into the form of a glowing light person.

[Godly body of chaos acquired.] [God Class Acquired.] [Divine Sense acquired.] All sorts of notifications started ringing in my mind.

Meanwhile I was looking over my body hoping there weren’t any strange changes which Cassie helped me avoid much to my relief.

My mind snaps over to the new godly body which is just glowing. It also packed full of planet destroying power which is terrifying let’s just seal all that up before I do something crazy. I buy another sealing necklace and throw that on quickly along with some clothes.

I feel like I can sense every single blade of grass on this planet and it’s a sensory overload. So I’m just going to go back to my human body.

I snap back to my real body only to be scared by the old man staring me right in the face.

“What did you do?” He asked me curiously.

“Made it into a godly body so I wouldn’t look like a light show.” I tell him. “So am I supposed to be getting some kind of inheritance items?” I ask him getting straight to the point.

I notice he starts to fidget uncomfortably and starts to sweat I didn’t even know spirits could sweat.

“Funny you should mention that.” He says with a nervous laugh. “You see the mistress usually held onto all the valuables as master was poor with money.”

My eyes narrow as I say in a slow calm voice. “You better choose your next words very carefully as I’ve just gotten a world destroying body and I’m a little on edge.”

“Well on the plus side master was an avid reader so there’s a massive library on the downside master was a severe gambler and mistress took all the valuables.” He said before fleeing.

“You motherfucker what was all that bullshit you spewed about treasures?!!?” I shout at him firing off magic spells.

“Knowledge is a wonderful treasure and now you have a huge library so you’ll be rich in wisdom!” He says cackling.

“Bitch!”

After about twenty minutes of trying to destroy the little shit. Really I’ve had nothing but problems with old bastards since I came to this world.

“Where is the library old man?” I ask out of patience.

He happily appears in front of me and leads the way.

The castle is still in great shape but it’s pretty empty. There was no art or furniture or anything. “Master got suckered by the God of gambling a few times and ended up selling off everything except his books. When he married mistress order he was forbidden from having any of the money or he would sneak off and lose everything.” The old man fondly remembers his mistress beating his master for losing all the food money.

He leads me to the only room with anything in it which is a massive floor to ceiling three story library filled with books.

It’s quite a collection.

“Can you put them all in a spatial ring for me?” I ask the man.

“Of course they are all yours now anyway.” He says waving his hand and they all fly into a spatial ring he had.

I toss it into the inventory for Cassie to sort through and copy the good stuff.

“So what about the rest of the planet?” I ask the spirit.

“Most of it was destroyed in battle master suffered severe damage and was barely able to keep this chunk I can however move the palace to your inner world if you wish?” He says before I agree as it’s nice to have a place on my soul world.

The disciples who had been following us in shock were kicked out of the realm as the palace and remaining land shifted to my soul realm. The little bit of land turned into profound energy for my cultivation and all that was left was a nice empty palace. I’ll keep the old man on as some kind of super powered butler.

After it’s settled in we make our way out to the group of curious sect masters who had been filled in by their disciples about what happened.

Before anyone could ask anything I brought out a gavel and some tables. “Welcome to Ryan’s top tier auction house today I’ll be selling off all the books from a godly cultivators library collection.” Cassie had copied all the good ones and I could literally buy everything else I needed with a perfect manual.

“I will be taking everything from gold to spirit stones to even rare plants! My lovely assistant here will be making all the deals so do enjoy be fair or I’ll have to destroy you.” I wave towards Cassie who is scanning over items people are dragging out and quickly starts selling off manuals.

With all the clans there and every single solo cultivator for miles I robbed….err made a fortune.

I also had Cassie sort out all the items from the rings of the evil cultivators and sell off anything gross to the shop for spare coin.