One Piece: Luffy Anchor - Chapter 571
This is not the first time I have met Tang Seng.
Tang Seng’s face was the same as it was 14 years ago, no trace of oldness was seen on his face, as if the years had solidified on his face.
In addition, Tang Seng’s apprentices looked a little different.
Brother Monkey is no longer just like a demon monkey with a mouth and fangs of a meter, and he is 1.8 meters tall, with broad shoulders and a broad body. His appearance is still a monkey face, his teeth are neat and his facial features are exquisite and beautiful, and his coat color is brighter, brown. There is a light golden color in the center, and the sun shines brightly.
The two senior brothers, Bajie, are in appearance, wearing a son’s long gown, face like a jade crown, black eyebrows and lacquered eyes, and the independent warm wind really complies with the word Yushu Linfeng.
Sha Sha’s younger brother Drifting has shrunk a lot.
The height of Junior Brother Sha was four meters before, but today he is only half and two meters tall.
The Mediterranean baldness hasn’t changed, his skin is green and blue, with golden pupils.
White dragon horse… Like Tang Seng, nothing has changed.
The coat is slightly silvery, the mane is lush, and the body has light gray markings that look like dragon scales.
“It’s been a long time since everyone.”
Brother Monkey jumped from the tree with a straw stick in his mouth.
He said: “People are waiting, then let’s set off.”
Ba Jie smiled politely, “Don’t get me wrong, big brother knew that you are coming yesterday, so he was so excited that he ate a big bowl of rice.”
“Idiot, noisy! Can you arrange me too?”
Ba Jie was not upset, and smiled.
The white dragon horse snorted, raised his head and followed the monkey away, and the third junior monk picked up the burden.
Tang Seng looked at this Ling Boling up and down, hurrying on the way, and asked, “Who is this female Bodhisattva?”
Bodhisattva, Tang Seng’s name for women with good looks, and those who are not good are called female donors.
Lu Fei introduced: “Ling Boling, the friends I made in Asuka World, came back with me because of some accidents.”
Tang Seng greasyly frowned at Lu Fei and repeated: “Friend, is it a girlfriend?”
“Crack!”
There was a thunder in the clear sky.
The greasy smile on Tang Seng’s face narrowed.
“Ah, the poor monk is talking foolishly.”
Luffy looked up at the sky, watching the clear sky recovering, and couldn’t help but pointed his finger at the top of his head and said, “Why, you have someone watching you for what you say and do?”
Mentioned this matter, Tang Seng’s face was bitter, “This is a long story. Once I accidentally provoke a living bodhisattva, the bodhisattva will lower my spells and restrain my words and deeds. I am so sad.”
Lu Fei looked up at the sky, “Then…can the Bodhisattva see your every word and deed?”
“That’s not the case. It’s just a rule. I have to say something about her old man every day when I bathe and change clothes. How do I say it’s a man. She can’t smear her eyes and keep watching.”
“Boom!”
The sky thunder fell and hit Tang Seng’s head straight.
The electric current visible to the naked eye ran up and down Tang Seng’s body, splashing on Luffy’s body unexpectedly made Luffy feel a little bit of pain.
You know that Luffy’s rubber devil fruit is immune to lightning.
“Damn! Give me some face when my friend is here!”
Swear words out.
“Crack!”
A bolt of lightning struck Tang Seng again.
Tang Seng was shaken by electricity.
“Master, the master was struck by lightning again.”
“Choose it, old M is, and I feel uncomfortable without being criticized for a day, and he is a perfect match for the old S in the sky.”
As soon as the new words learned from Tang Seng’s mouth were exited, thunderclouds gathered in the sky, “Pick!” fell down.
Brother Hou nailed the golden cudgel in front of him, and thunder and lightning drew it onto the golden cudgel. Brother Hou was safe and sound, and put on his ears leisurely.
“This stupid thunder can also smash that melon skin. I want to smash Laozi. It’s five million years old, huh!”
Bajie daily touts: “Brother is mighty.”
“Damn! You kind of hack me again!”
“Crack!”
“Nima! Give you a face right! You have…oooooooo…”
“Boom!”
Tang Seng raised his head and pinched his waist and scolded Lei.
The sky thunder followed one after another, and Tang Seng was interrupted in the middle of speaking.
Luffy swallowed as he watched.
He learned how to put up a lightning rod, but the thunder didn’t break the lightning rod at all, and it completely violated the common sense of physics.
Brother Monkey sat on the tree and mocked: “Guapi, I still want to learn from me, do you know why my golden hoop can attract thunder from the sky? That’s because it is soaked in the blood of countless monsters and entangled with countless resentments. , You just want to find an iron rod to compare with my golden cudgel? Ha! Brain damage.”
Isn’t the lightning rod capable of triggering lightning because it is made of iron!
Luffy refuted it in his heart, but he also knew that this is not a world of science and technology, but a mythical world full of gods and Buddha.
Most of the past truths do not make sense here.
“Tang Tang, stop scolding and be soft.”
“Is Tang Sanzang someone who can be subdued!”
“Crack!”
“Nima! You beat me if you didn’t scold anyone! Get sick!”
“Boom!”
Brother Monkey greeted: “Come on, sit down and watch the show. The bald donkey gets angry. Everyone can’t put out the fire for three days and three nights.”
“Smelly monkey! Who do you say is a bald donkey! Believe it or not, I will shave you bald in minutes!”
“Crack!”
“Hey, I’m afraid of you. If you have the ability, you will shave me bald. If you can’t do it, you will use my surname in the future, and I will call you son, grandson! You will be my grandson from now on.”
“Zi-hack! hack!”
Two sky thunders fell on the master and apprentice.
The hair on Brother Monkey’s body exploded.
Tang Seng made a move, and a dragon-like scissors appeared in his hand and rushed towards the monkey.
“Today I will give you a shave!”
The monkey does not hide either.
The scissors were cut on the monkey’s head, and the monkey hair was broken, and then it drifted away and turned into stars and grew back.
Cut it while it grows, endlessly.
“Hahahaha! You cut it.”
“Smelly monkey, you forced me!”
Tang Seng clicked on the mall, and a bottle of S-grade hair removal cream appeared in his hand.
The depilatory cream was squeezed on the monkey’s head, and he was frantically rubbing!
The monkey laughed: “Hahahahaha, you still wash my hair, yes, the service is very good, or let’s stop learning from it and open a hair salon.”
“Crack—”
The sound of the hair root breaking is minimal, but it is like thunder in the ears of the monkey.
Bunches of hair fell off the monkey’s head, and the fallen hair fell on the ground and never grew back!
Ba Jie’s eyes widened, and she covered her mouth in disbelief.
The monkey was stunned, like a statue.
Tang Seng was rubbing angrily.
“Bald me! Smelly monkey! You asked for this!”
5s…
Tang Seng closed his hand and wiped the towel, his bright bald head almost dazzled the titanium alloy pig eyes.
Ba Jie raised his white palms to cover his face, only daring to look between his fingers.
The mouth is closed tightly.
silence……
“call–“
A gust of wind blew, leaves flying in circles on the monkey’s head.
My head is a bit cold…
“Tang! Three!!! Hidden!!!”
“Roar!”
The demon spirit rose into the sky, and the entire sky was instantly darkened.
Tang Seng pinched his waist and stood in front of the monkey demon.
“What do you do so loudly, do you think it cost me a lot for the teacher to shave your hair? It is ten million! Just to buy you a bottle of hair removal cream, I feel so distressed.”
The demon monkey’s heart collapsed.
The spine bulges, the body is raised, and it turns into a great ape!
Tang Seng thought calmly, resetting the curse: “You are ugly, you have no money, you have no girlfriend, you are ugly, you…”
The confinement shrank, and the demon monkey twisted his face while holding his head.
The evil spirit on his body gradually dissipated.
“Ah!!! Don’t read it! Master, don’t read it!”
Luffy:”……”
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