One Punch Man King Engine - Chapter 505
Bang! !
There was a burst of warm applause under the stage.
“Welcome to the interview with famous experts of China Reading Group. I am your old friend-keep it small.”
The stage is decorated with traditional talk shows, a small table, two chairs, a little bit wearing the usual penguin headgear, holding the host’s hand card, and quickly chanting: “This show is produced by Alibaba, Wanda Group, Shanda Entertainment and Perfect World sponsored the broadcast…”
Bang!
There was another round of applause for face.
“Then, let’s invite our guest of today, the famous writer-I am Pei Bi.”
Bang!
It is still a steady applause.
“Hello everyone, I am Beibi…”
A handsome guy quickly walked onto the stage with a warm smile.
“Hello host.”
“Hello, Beibi.”
After the two greeted each other, they sat down separately.
Starting from a small point and politely said: “Peibi, the big guy may not be familiar with you, would you like to introduce yourself?”
“Introduce yourself?”
Beibi looked at the audience under the stage with a smile.
I am Beibi, one of the writers under the Reading Group, and also one of the top five in reading. The first man in reading-Beibi, the second in reading-me, Beibi, the third in reading. Shuai-it is Beibi, the fourth man in the reading-I am Beibi, and I am the last one.
Book friends often say that the five handsome readers are almost as handsome as they are.
The eyes of the masses are sharp, so I won’t refute it.
As such a well-known and handsome writer, of course I can’t be invited to ordinary programs, but I’m a good one, but I’ve gotten a little bit like “signing a contract with 50,000 words, testing the water with a hundred thousand words, and putting the book on the shelves after 200,000 words”. The conditions are too generous.
In the face of hospitality, I reluctantly agreed.
Because I seem to have seen the pinnacle of my writing career, hehehehe…
He was a little excited when he thought about it!
“Ahem…”
Beibi put away the messy thoughts, gave a dry cough, and prepared to introduce himself according to the script, “Hello everyone, I am…”
However, he just spoke…
“Thank you for the self-introduction of Beibi.”
Start small and applaud for the first time.
“this……”
Shelley was dumbfounded and stared slightly. What did it mean to interrupt me when I introduced myself?
Bang! !
There was a burst of applause from the audience.
Huhu, keep your image in front of the audience, keep your image, after all, there is thunderous applause in the audience, obviously the audience likes me very much, of course I can’t let the audience down…
He took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, glanced at the stage, his eyes stopped suddenly, wait a minute, what the **** is the stage?
Among the ten audience chairs in the audience, there was only one uncle wearing overalls and a work card holding a broadcasting machine. Whenever he needed applause, the uncle clicked it, and there was a burst of mechanized applause.
Oh shit, this broken show is too simple, dare to say that it is the most popular column under the banner of Reading?
Nonsence!
There is a feeling of being tricked into a wolf’s den, no, I have to go!
Bei Yin’s complexion tightened, and he stood up swiftly, and turned around to leave.
puff!
With small eyes and quick hands, he quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm.
“Um?”
Beibi gave a small glance with disdain. Even if the conditions are good for this kind of broken show, I will not continue to stay as a celebrity. After all, I also want face.
A little bit and whispered: “New book classification is forcibly pushed!!”
Snapped!
Beibi sat down again. Of course, he didn’t stay because of some internal recommendation, but felt that people should be honest. Since he agreed to accept the interview beforehand, he shouldn’t regret it.
“Very well, self-introduction is over, please Beibi to finish this testimonial!”
Qi Xiao said enthusiastically.
“No problem, no problem…”
Beibi smiled and nodded, secretly recalling the testimony he had prepared:
First of all, I would like to thank the Reading Group for giving me a stage to display my talents, and then I would like to thank my editor Ruo Ye Ju for supporting me in the days when I continued to break the watch. Well, no, if Ye Ju did not support me, But didn’t give up my salted fish…omit a million words.
To put it simply, my gratitude to Ruoyeju is like a surging river, endless.
“Very good, very good, thank you for the endorsement of Beibi.”
Pick up a little and clap and applaud again.
Bang!
The uncle in the audience watched his words and thoughts, and immediately pressed the button, and the audience roared with applause.
Wait a minute, what the hell? I just typed a draft in my heart. Where did I finish this testimonial? Are you teasing me?
Shelley stared slightly, this penguin is too shameless, no, I have to go.
He stood up again, ready to retreat.
puff!
Picked up a little bit of eyesight and quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.
“Um?”
Beibi gave a small glance with disdain. Even if the conditions are good for this kind of broken show, I will not continue to stay as a celebrity. After all, I also want face.
He said in a low voice, “New book recommended by Sanjiang!!”
Snapped!
Beibi sat down again. Of course, it was explained beforehand that he didn’t stay because of some default recommendation. After all, Sanjiang recommended something, he didn’t understand it. He just felt that the other party was strong from the small matter of “adding money” from the beginning. With a strong sincerity, I was deeply moved, so I stayed to continue the interview.
Phew, calm down, I want to maintain my master’s demeanor!
He smiled slightly, “Hello host, please continue to ask me questions!”
Start small and stare at the hand card and tell the truth: “Okay, Beibi, as a famous person, you have hundreds of fans. Before the start of the column, we have already issued a notice that you are going to be on our show to collect your fans. If you want to ask your questions, then I will ask you questions on behalf of your hundreds of fans, and I hope you will answer them sincerely.”
What the **** is it with hundreds of fans? Isn’t it OK to write a general term like “a lot”, “many” and “a crowd”? Am I shamelessly handsome?
Beibi felt depressed for a while.
“The first question, Beibi, you write so badly, did you eat shit?”
“…”
Beibi is silent, Nima, are you sure this is a fan? Black powder is also a fan? Can you be more serious about your program selection? Do you want to **** me off?
Happiness!
The uncle in the audience pressed the applause button.
Applause your sister, is this time for applause?
Shelley almost exploded in anger.
“Ha, the first question is a little embarrassing, let’s skip it.” The starting point may be to see the impatience of Beibi, and then asked: “Second question, Beibi, what endings did you write? Are you sb?”
“…”
The corners of Beibi’s mouth twitched, host, do we have any grudges? Are you sure you have to choose these weird questions?
Happiness!
The uncle in the audience performed his duties diligently.
“Huh, this question is indeed a bit difficult to answer, so let’s continue to look down…”
He started to look at the next question on the hand card, showing a slight smile.
Phoo~
Seeing a smaller expression, Beibi secretly breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that there should be a normal problem.
“I’m very thankful that you don’t have many fans of Beibi. I only asked two questions, otherwise I would be a bit unable to get off the stage.”
Be a little bit smaller and throw away the hand card of the fan problem. There are only two fan problems recorded on it.
Damn it! ! !
This broken show is absolutely deliberate. I think I’m so handsome as a book friend. When I learned that I was on the show, how could there be only two problems? It’s definitely the show crew secretly doing things, and if I continue, my reputation will be completely ruined.
No, I have to go!
Beibi thought about it and stood up immediately.
puff!
Picked up a little bit of eyesight and quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.
“Um?”
Beibi gave a small glance with disdain. Even if the conditions are good for this kind of broken show, I will not continue to stay as a celebrity. After all, I also want face.
A little bit and whispered: “The new book homepage is forcibly pushed!!”
Snapped!
Beibi sat down again. Of course, he explained beforehand that he didn’t stay because of some default recommendation, but felt that doing things must have a beginning and an end, and not give up halfway.
“Very well, the show continues, Beibi, as a writer, usually stays at home, if you are alone, you should be very lonely, then do you have a girlfriend?”
He stared at the change of Beibi’s expression with piercing eyes.
Oh, this question is so prickly, how can a writer have a girlfriend? It is a group of single dogs, except for the codewords, they usually do health exercises-a slow motion in the left hand and the right hand.
Can’t answer frankly, otherwise it will make people laugh if I am so handsome and can’t find a girlfriend.
I’m also a person who wants a face!
But how should I answer?
Well, I always have dinner with my buddies, so let’s replace my buddies with girlfriends, and portray my dinner situation, perfect.
He thought about it secretly, and immediately replied: “Usually, my girlfriends and I often go out to dinner and drink, oh, don’t you know, my girlfriends can drink more than a dozen bottles of beer, and I’m completely dry. However, they always like to eat bullwhip when they eat barbecue. They talk about supplementing and supplementing. Oh, they must have done a lot of health exercises on weekdays, so if it is false, I said to exercise restraint. They just don’t believe it…”
He crackled and said Chase, and when he was secretly smug, he looked up and saw that his smaller gaze was very deep, and there was a shimmering light that could see through everything.
Oh shit, isn’t there a loophole in the words just now? Oops, let him see through.
“You don’t have a girlfriend, do you?”
Picking up a little bit, poked his heart straight.
puff!
Beibi secretly vomited a mouthful of old blood, prickling his heart.
Damn it, can you speak tactfully? If this goes on, I will be shameless?
No, I have to go!
He shuffled to his feet.
puff!
Picked up a little bit of eyesight and quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.
“What are you doing again?”
Bei Bi stared angrily. No matter how good the conditions are, I won’t stay with this kind of broken show. After all, I want to face it.
He said in a small voice in a low voice: “The default is a big push!!”
Snapped!
Beibi sat down again. Of course, he explained beforehand that he didn’t stay because of some default recommendation, but felt that he could not forget his original intention as a person. What did he do on the show? Naturally, it is to interact with the fans a lot, so in order not to disappoint the fans, I must not go.
“Okay, the show continues.”
I took a small look at the hand card and asked with a smile: “As we all know, there are four great men in the online literature world. The top three are called Dongyan, Xier, and Nanzui. What is the name of the fourth?”
Aha, brain teasers, as a handsome and smart master, how can he be stumped by such a small problem?
Beibi thought secretly, Dongyan, Xier, Nanzui…Oh, I got it.
He smiled triumphantly, “North nose.”
“I have never seen such a brazen man who claims to be a beautiful man, bah, shameless, bah bah…”
He pointed at Beibi frantically to spit out, with a look of disgust.
What the hell? Am I wrong? After the east eye, west ear, and south mouth, it should indeed be Beibi, huh? Wait a minute, Beibi? Shellfish? Damn it, it’s a trap, it’s hit.
However, I am indeed a beautiful man!
However, this is no longer the focus at the moment, but this penguin is too shameless. This interview is definitely premeditated, to cheat me, a handsome and intelligent man.
No, it is not suitable to stay here for a long time, I have to go!
He shuffled to his feet.
puff!
Picked up a little bit of eyesight and quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.
“What are you doing again?”
Bei Bi stared angrily. No matter how good the conditions are, I won’t stay with this kind of broken show. After all, I want to face it.
He said in a low voice: “App cover recommendation!!!”
Snapped!
Beibi sat down again. Of course, it was explained beforehand that he did not stay because of some default recommendation. After all, the recommendation is a cloud for him. The fragrance of wine is not afraid of deep alleys. His writing is good, even if there is no recommendation, he can still Fire.
The reason why he stayed was just that his knees were soft just now, and he couldn’t help but sit down again. It might be because of sitting for a long time and his legs were numb.
Since he sits down again, of course he can’t stand up again, otherwise it will give people an impression of volatility, which is not very good.
“Okay, let’s continue the show.”
I took a small look at the hand card and asked: “As we all know, there are four big gangster writers in our online literary world. The last three are shameless, dirty, and indecent. Then who is the number one gangster in the online literary world? ”
Is it a brain teaser again? This kind of question is of course trivial to me.
“Well, shameless, dirty, nasty…ah, I thought about it.”
Shelley coin hammered in the palm of his hand, and said in a spirited spirit: “The number one hooligan in the online literature world is despicable.”
Bang! !
A little warm applause, and exclaimed: “Baibi, you finally admitted that you are the number one hooligan in the online literature world. Although your behavior makes me sick, your courage to face your own bad roots is worthy of my admiration. ”
Happiness!
The uncle in the audience immediately broadcasted applause from the audience.
What, what the hell? How can I admit that I am the number one hooligan in the online literature world? Um, wait a minute, despicable… shellfish? Damn it, every problem is a trap, and it’s a catch if you don’t pay attention.
This penguin is too insidious, and this show is too sinister. If I continue, my image will be completely ruined, and my huge fan base will leave me.
No, I can’t stay any longer, I have to go!
He shuffled to his feet.
puff!
Picked up a little bit of eyesight and quickly grabbed Beibi’s arm again.
“What are you doing again?”
Beibi glared a little angrily. No matter how good the conditions are for this kind of broken show, I will not continue to stay as a master, after all, I also want face.
A little bit whispered: “Recommend all channels!!”
Snapped!
Beibi sat down again. Of course, it was explained beforehand that he did not stay because of any omni-channel recommendation. After all, that thing is unnecessary for him who is determined to take the copyright route.
He just cherished his enthusiasm for his career and was responsible for his business, and he didn’t want to leave in anger.
However, even if he stayed, he couldn’t let a little bit mess around, and had to take preemptive actions.
He smiled and said, “Starting up a little, can you ask some questions about writing? Don’t always dwell on the little things that are rotten sesame seeds.”
“Questions related to writing? Okay, no problem.”
I turned a little bit, and immediately said: “Pei Bi, you are a master of writing and are proficient in all kinds of writing skills. I will test your ability to express situations.”
“Situational ability? Heh, little meaning.”
The corners of Beibi’s mouth are slightly bent, his chest is clear, and his face is confident~www.mtlnovel.com~ please ask! ”
“One day, when you were taking a shower, there was an explosion in the kitchen, the sound of a chainsaw in the bedroom, and the scream of your sister in the living room. At this time, your hair suddenly caught fire, and there was a rocker The singer strummed his guitar and brought three singing dogs into the room. They took a bottle of milk and put out the fire on your head. May I ask which vocabulary should I use to summarize this episode?”
Start small and describe the problem in a quick tone.
“…”
Bei Bi looked sluggish, damned, and didn’t hear what he was talking about at all.
How to answer this question?
Bang!
However, when he was confused, Qi Xiaodian had already taken the lead in applauding, admiring: “Pei Bi is worthy of a master writer, and his expression perfectly expresses the scene that I was just now…”
Bang bang bang! !
There was a fierce beating on the stage.
“Kill you, let you ask a few blindly, kill you…”
Pei Bi held up his chair, his face sullenly beaten up frantically.
Beep Beep Beep! !
Soon after, the sirens of a police car came outside.
“You exquisites, great gods, and platinum in the online literature world, when I come out, I will kill all of you…”
Beibi tightly grasped the steel bar on the police car, and yelled at the onlookers of the third-class writers.
In the end, in view of Beibi’s strong tendency to violence, in order to prevent threats to the lives of other people, the judge decided to sentence Beibi to life imprisonment and not to be released from prison for life.
“Huh? Judge, I’m just a moment of anger, don’t take it seriously, oh, let me go, I want to write extras, I want to write a sequel, give me a chance, I want to be a good person…”
“Woo, mom, I won’t write again in my next life.”
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