[Online Gaming] Love You 59 Seconds - Chapter 45
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Wu Han Ying thought about it for a long time before he could come up with the right way to explain it clearly to the girl that the biggest bunny is not really a bunny… plus he really did not bring a bunny family with him ah.
Right when the little girl left he saw a toad green shadow come running over, stop in front of a herb bush nearby and proceeded to bend over to collect the herb.
{Nearby}[Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang]: Oh! How can you alone bring 3 BB?
{Nearby}[Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang]: Really funny ah
Wu Han Ying looked at the biggest bunny, which is really Love You 59 Seconds; he was jumping around Xiao Wu., but the minute Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang arrived he stood still and didn’t move.
Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang was riding his mount as he was getting closer to them, he seemed to be looking at the three bunnies. He then started to imitate the big bunny and chased after it for two rounds; Wu Han Ying really wanted to laugh out loud watching a male character riding a deer chasing after a bunny all while singing happily.
Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang was entertaining himself when the biggest bunny suddenly “whoot” cancelled the transformation state and shot a Setback Arrow at him.
{Nearby}[Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang]: The hell!
Love You 59 Seconds only shot the other off the mount and did not attack him further; within the blink of an eye he transformed back into the big bunny and continued to jump around “Xiao Wu.” …
{Nearby}[Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang]: Love You 59 Seconds, ??? you; haven’t you killed enough
{Nearby}[Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang]: I won’t be disturbing your precious time with each other!
{Nearby}[Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang]: It’s fine as long as I leave, right
Wu Han Ying’s mouth twitched as he watched the big bunny jump back and forth next to him, just like a flea. If Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang did not say anything in the nearby channel, he would think he was being dazzled.
After waiting for almost an hour, the sabres were still hanging over Love You 59 Seconds’ head. Wu Han Ying decided to ask him how long it takes to clean ones sabres. Two words popped up over the other’s head — don’t know…
Finally when it was almost 10:30, Love You 59 Seconds said he doesn’t want to clean the sabres anymore and headed back to town.
Therefore, Xiao Wu. obediently followed Love You 59 Seconds back to the city, but the most depressing thing was Love You 59 Seconds decided to keep his bunny form for the trip back. Just talking about the bunny alone, the jumping speed has always been very slow and during the transformation state, the player cannot use any skills.
Wu Han Ying supported his chin with his hand while he watched Xiao Wu. follow after the bunny on the screen, they were moving little by little. When they encountered monsters on the way, he just threw over a few pink petals to kill them off. Fortunately, Xiao Wu. had already surpassed level 80, it was a piece of cake to deal with level 20+ monsters, so escorting a big bunny across the map was not a big deal. A few of the monsters got away and started to attack the big bunny, which caused his head to tilt to the side.
Looking at the bouncing bunny in front of him, he was suddenly reminded of the first time he met Love You 59 Seconds. He remembered it was at Cangshan and he was doing an escort mission. At that time, he only had a little bit of blood left and was on the verge of dying, suddenly a big Wudang with sabres hanging over his head appeared and helped him kill all the monsters; he even kindly refilled his blood for him.
He threw over a Divine Providence skill over at the bunny, after he threw it the pink skill looked very gorgeous; rather it looked like fireworks. Even though he threw the skill the bunny in front of him is already at level 90 with all level 7 stones; to say it simply his blood did not decrease, so it was useless to refill the blood.
{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ???
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: =.=
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Hands are shaking
The two of them got back to Da Li at a turtle’s speed, Wu Han Ying waited a few seconds for the screen to change, but the black screen froze for half a minute. Once he successfully entered into Da Li, he saw Love You 59 Seconds was once again wearing the Wudang fashion clothes in front of him…finally he was back to normal…
{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Do you have a calligraphy brush?
{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: To do blessing
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: In the warehouse, let me go get it
Wu Han Ying quickly went to the warehouse to get the brushes. He had never participated in the blessing activity at Da Li, the main reason was each time he went there weren’t any balloons, so naturally he did not get to pick up any good items.
{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: First, switch accounts
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: ??
{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Married couple blessing
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Oh…
Wu Han Ying was a bit hesitant when he looked at the clock, it was almost lights out time; so he decided to switch accounts to do the blessing and then log out. He quickly logged out of the Emei account and logged into his Xiao Wu account.
Xiao Wu ran to the warehouse to get the brushes and then accepted the team invitation from Love You 59 Seconds. She ran back to Da Li’s blessing place, just as she got off her mount she saw Love You 59 Seconds move a bit so she was standing next to him. When they were standing side by side a small balloon popped out and coincidentally landed on his head, it looked somewhat funny.
Wu Han Ying quickly clicked on the blessing, he did all the blessings within one breath and finished all of his brushes.
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: Are you doing married couple blessing?
Wu Han Ying clicked on all the balloons, only to see a whisper message in the chat box; he did not pay attention to it before. At first, he felt a bit awkward. He did not know what to think and how to reply back.
{Whisper}you said to [Qi Yue Wei]: Um
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: How many more times left?
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: I want to come over too
The balloon has a number of blessings and until the blessing number is up, or the time for blessing is up, the balloons will fly away; after they fly away there will be some gift boxes that will appear on the ground where the balloon was at, you can pick them up to try your luck.
{Whisper}you said to [Qi Yue Wei]: 23 more times
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: Okay, I’m coming over
Wu Han Ying looked at the chat message archive and did not reply; he turned his screen view and soon saw an eye-catching Flaming Mink come onto the screen. A pink clothed girl ran so that she was standing next to the balloon.
Xiao Wu was standing next to the side of the balloon. She was ready to pop the blessing balloons, it showed there are 22 times, 21 times, 20 times…
When he clicked on the balloon again, it still said 20 times; he presumed that Qi Yue Wei must have no more brushes, but the other person did not move and just stood there.
10:50 it is usually the liveliest time on TLBB because many night owls log into the game; however, it was very quiet at Da Li’s blessing place, no one passed by and the balloon still remained at the number 20. Wu Han Ying wasn’t sure whether Love You 59 Seconds was on idle or not since he did not even move an inch.
Wu Han Ying looked boringly at the screen and turned the viewing angle a few times. No matter how many rounds he had turned the angle there were two people other than Xiao Wu, one in blue clothing and one in pink clothing, standing opposite from him.
Obviously she (Qi Yue Wei) only had three brushes, yet she still came running all the way here to do blessing…
Suddenly the title on top of Xiao Wu’s head looked really awkward to him. He would have to be honest, if his girlfriend was to marry a male character in the game and he had to see them together everyday right in front of him, Wu Han Ying would also feel very depressed. Not to mention, she is a justifiable fiance.
Wu Han Ying clicked his mouse a few times, he was searching for a long time and finally found the title tab so that he could hide the “Love You 59 Seconds’ wife” title; the area on top of his head became empty except his character’s name, there was no other title.
{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Shifu, are you there?
{Team}[Xiao Wu]: It’s lights out time, I’m going to log out
{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Um
{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: 88 {bye bye}
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: Xiao Wu, are you on idle?
Wu Han Ying was about to close the game tab, when he saw Qi Yue Wei’s message.
{Whisper}you said to [Qi Yue Wei]: No, I’m about to log out
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: Oh Oh
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: Can you wait for 2 minutes?
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: There’s something I want to tell you, is that ok?
{Whisper}you said to [Qi Yue Wei]: The lights will be turned off at 11 o’clock
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: OK, I’ll be quick
{Whisper}you said to [Qi Yue Wei]: 0.0
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: This account of yours is 59’s wife
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: I know you both are good friends
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: Can you divorce 59
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: I also want to play with him
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: You can just become sworn brothers
The messages in the whisper channel were quickly sent one after another, as if the other person did not take a pause and was very straightforward. Wu Han Ying was stunned for a moment, his fingers paused on the keyboard for a long time. He really did not know which keys to touch.
{Whisper}you said to [Qi Yue Wei]: Alright
Pondering for a long while, Wu Han Ying really did not know what else to say beside that one single word.
10:56…
{Whisper}you said to [Qi Yue Wei]: I’ll log out now, time for lights out
{Whisper}[Qi Yue Wei] said to you: Um, thank you
Should he type in “No need” or “it’s nothing”? Or just “88”? Wu Han Ying seemed to feel a bit depressed. It’s not like he was unhappy; at the time he and Love You 59 Seconds got married as a joke, but then again he only wore the title of “Love You 59 Seconds’ wife” for just a few days.
{Team}[Xiao Wu]: Shifu, I’m logging out, bye bye
{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Um 88, I’ll pick up the items and also log out
“Do any of you have a hair dryer or something?” Wu Han Ying typed something on the keyboard, closed the TLBB interface and then leaned back in his chair.
“What do you need the hair dryer for? You don’t have that much hair and you can just wipe it dry,” his roommate was busy sweeping the dungeon, he could hear the clicking sound of the mouse.
“What do you want to do?” Jiang Tan looked at him.
“It doesn’t have to be a hair dryer, any high power appliances will do.” Wu Han Ying stood up after remembering that Jiang Tan has a water heater but never used it, he wondered if it has a high voltage. “Jiang Tan, where is your water heater? Look for it, look for it.”
“It can’t be used or it’ll cause a power outage.”
“That is exactly what I want. Hurry up and take it out, I’ll show you my talent. Tonight we won’t get the power turned off in our room, so hurry.”
“Oh really, hurry and show off your talent, you better not be all talk.” Jiang Tan put his mouse to the side and searched inside the cupboard for the big water heater.
It was at the 58th minute when Wu Han Ying plugged the water heater into the socket. After just a few seconds the room became completely dark, sure enough the voltage was large enough to cut off the power.
“The fuck, you sure it’s working ah.”
“I don’t know.” Wu Han Ying blinked his eyes, but the whole room had fallen into complete darkness. The only light in the room was coming from the four laptops that were still on. The four people sitting in their seats just waited and stared at each other.
Honestly speaking, he had learned this method of electricity congestion from Love You 59 Seconds’ while playing TLBB, he did not know whether it would work or not.
It was dark for a few seconds before the power switch automatically turned on the lights. After a few seconds, the the room became dark again.
He repeated it a few times, which made it look like the power was having a cramp. He did not know who started to cuss, since the four laptops were not closed, but the screens kept on flashing until even they went out and it got completely black in the room.
It was already past 11 o’clock and inside their room it was still dark like before; Wu Han Ying looked up at the fluorescent light and stared at it intensely. Suddenly flash flash, all the lights in the room immediately lit up, it was somewhat dazzling.
“Lights off, lights off, don’t let the dorm manager see our room has light.” Jiang Tan jumped up and rushed to turn off the lights. “Hey pal, you sure have some talent. Why didn’t you do this earlier? Tonight all of us can stay up all night.”
Wu Han Ying smiled and handed the water heater back to Jiang Tan, then returned to sit back in front of his laptop. When he tried to use his laptop he sadly realized that his action had caused it to freeze from repeatedly disrupting the power line.
Finally he was able to get onto the game…
Wu Han Ying stared at the login screen for a long time, but did not log in. He simply went off to surf the web and wandered around some sites while he to waited. Even though it was after 1:30, everyone in the room was still playing the game.
Once again he clicked on the TLBB icon and then logged in as “Xiao Wu”.
No one he knew in his friends list was online. He did notice that there were a few names lit up, but he wasn’t very familiar with them. Love You 59 Seconds’ name was also gray so he knew that the other was not online.
He controlled Xiao Wu and headed to Yue Lao at Luoyang, once he arrived he clicked on him…he looked at the list and learned that the divorce process needs two parties to be present for the procedure. He also found out that there is a “force” divorce option, he just had to pay some money.
Wu Han Ying carefully looked at it for a long time and then clicked his mouse. After that was done he immediately closed the game window and even directly turned off his laptop.
Once the screen turned black, he suddenly felt like he had acted like a sneaky thief. He succeeded in using the electricity congestion method that Love You 59 Seconds taught him on his first try, it was just that…
He thought about tomorrow when Love You 59 Seconds would log on, will he see the system notification? What would his reaction be? Or would he have no reaction at all? After all, it was the other’s suggestion in the first place. Or would the other person marry his fiance on another day…
He wondered how the other people in the guild would react. Wu Han Ying shook his head and leaned back in his chair. After a while he pushed the laptop off him and then headed out to wash up for bed. All he knew was that ultimately, there would be a bunch of messages asking him what was happening.
Suddenly he felt a bit annoyed, but thinking about it there really was nothing to feel upset about. It was just a game after all, originally he only played it to kill some time.
Perhaps Qi Yue Wei has a good point, they can still be sworn brothers.
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End of Chapter 45
