[Online Gaming] Love You 59 Seconds - Chapter 48
Proofreader: Jesse
Regarding the Title: So the title is a saying of calling someone precious to you. Usually you would call your lover as your Xin Gan Bao Bei as my dear darling, or my precious darling, or my precious baby; whichever you want to translate it as, same meaning though LOL Anyway, the song that Xia Chen is actually the song that I added above in this chapter. Just click on the video and enjoy it, I can’t find the english sub for it, but I will see if I want to do the eng sub later. I’m a lazy person though LOL
Xiao Wu: I’m not angry!
“It’s good that you’re not angry.” Love You 59 Seconds let out a small laugh, “Are you going to sleep now? Do you want to play with the others for a bit? They’ve been expecting you for a long time.”
Xiao Wu: Ok
Wu Han Ying listened to the voice coming from the headphones, it was as if he was being hypnotized. He just obediently typed in one word “Ok”. Then he was dragged out of the room by Love You 59 Seconds.
Just as he exited out of the private room a lot of voices began to crowd his headphones.
“What are those two doing inside? Xiao Jun, hurry and do a live report for us.”
“Ask them yourself, Lao Da and I are on the same ship.”
“Pei*, it doesn’t matter, just go ahead and ask Xiang Zuo Beauty.”
{Translator Input: Pei – a particle that uses when you want to disagree with someone, use with people you’re close with.}
“I don’t know anything, don’t ask me.”
“Ah ah ah, Lao Da and Sao Zi have come out!!”
Xiao Wu: -_-
“Yo, that was fast.”
“Haha, Lao Da you’re good ah. Sao Zi you can’t be fooled like that, don’t just forgive him that easily! We were expecting to see the wife teaching the husband a lesson show…”
Xiao Wu: ==
“Xiao Xiao.” Love You 59 Seconds’ voice came up, even with all of the noise it was exceptionally clear.
“I’ll be quiet!” Xiao Xiao immediately stopped talking.
Wu Han Ying looked at the lights on the left side of the chat room for a long time to figure out who was who. A group of people kept on joking among themselves for a long time, there were also some people he was not familiar with. It was like they were being injected with chicken blood*, the group was still very vital in the middle of the night.
{Translator Input: Inject with chicken blood – it’s an old Chinese medical treatment that consisted of simply drawing blood from a rooster and injecting it into the patient. Claimed benefits included making the patient highly aggressive and strong. In the modern day, when someone is too hyper and full of energy, those people that seem to not know what tired means, they would said that “it’s like he/she has a chicken-blood injection” or “he/she must be injected with chicken blood” as a joke ^^}
“Sao Zi, why aren’t you talking ah.” Xiao Xiao’s voice was particularly loud, along with the smile emoticons on the screen, “We also want to hear your voice ah.”
“Sao Zi, don’t be embarrassed, sing a song for us. Yeah, I really want to listen, let Lao Da do the chorus, ao ao, it certainly is good to hear.” Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu continued to speak, and was followed by a wave of wailing and cat calling.
“Right, Sao Zi don’t be shy.” Jun Zhe laughed haha, “You see Xiao Tu’s voice that can break a gong just roared her throat out earlier.”
“I despise you mushrooms*!” Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu immediately protested, “Xiang Zuo Beauty, your faithful dog is barking obscenities; take him back to train him again!”
{Translator Note: Jun Zhe’s game name is Qian Qian Junzi, which means Thousands Bacteria, and bacteria in Chinese can be related to “fungus” which in turn, fungus is a medical term for mushroom. That’s why we have Tu Tu called Jun Zhe as mushrooms XDDD}
“Xiao Tu, you need a spanking. Wait for me in the game, we’ll do PK.” Xiang Zuo Kan’s voice was very nice, it gave off a soft feeling.
“Tu Tu, we really can’t beat them. We should be more honest, that family’s husband and wife concentric can really break gold!” Xiao Xiao chimed in, which caused Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu to heave out an “ai ai” sigh a few times.
“Alright, Xiao Wu doesn’t have a mic.” After Love You 59 Seconds said those words, a group of people immediately started to wail “ao ao”.
“Lao Da, you’re too protective.”
“We just want to hear Sao Zi’s voice, we are not peeping on Sao Zi.”
“That’s right.”
“We’re expressing our strong dissatisfaction with Lao Da, we must rise up!”
Xiao Wu: ……
Wu Han Ying listened to a bunch of noisy voices coming from the headset, it was so bad that it hurt his eardrums, but he also thought it was interesting. He also wanted to join in on the teasing, but then he remembered he didn’t plug in the mic.
Giving it some thought, he placed his laptop on the quilt and planned to climb down to pick up his microphone, he really wanted to talk with everyone.
Xiao Wu: Wait a minute, let me get the mic
“Ao Ao! Lao Da is so done! Sao Zi will debunk you!”
“Yay yay, Sao Zi has a mic!”
“We’re waiting!”
“Hurry, hurry, hurry!”
Wu Han Ying listened on as people criticized Love You 59 Seconds, suddenly he felt “mentally and physically” happy! He smiled for a long time.
Love You 59 Seconds only smiled, “Get it, I also want to hear your voice.”
Want to hear my voice…Wu Han Ying took off the headset and awkwardly rubbed his ears, it sure was uncomfortable after wearing it for a long time…
“Hey hey, don’t turn off the lights!” he said after the room suddenly turned black, Wu Han Ying was in a bit of a daze, “I just saw you guys playing the game. Why have you turned off the lights? It’s not like you’re watching a movie.”
“Take a look around, our room is the only one with its lights on. If we leave them on any longer the security uncle will surely come up to our room.” Jiang Tan looked at him, “I thought you were sleeping, what are you meowing about.”
“What security uncle would be coming up at this late hour?” Wu Han Ying used his hand to feel his way around in the dark, he found his way from the bed. All of the students in the dormitory agreed on the room design; they wanted the desk right below the bed, so it would be like they are going to sleep “upstairs”. When one said “upstairs, upstairs”, it really made others think of a duplex structure…
After he climbed down a few steps, Wu Han Ying simply jumped down; he casually touched his desk twice, but he didn’t find the microphone. Only now was he lamenting about how messy his desk was, it really makes it harder to search for anything.
He just moved one step to the right when suddenly “crack”, which scared Wu Han Ying and he jumped up.
“Xiao Wu, what did you step on?”
“I don’t know.” Wu Han Ying quickly lifted his leg and after his roommate shined a flashlight in his direction…
He had such awful luck…
Wu Han Ying was desperately looking for it, as it turned out that the microphone had been lying on the floor and the poor microphone seemed to be broken by him…
Wu Han Ying picked it up and tried to swallow but his mouth was too dry, he could only think of one sentence “comminuted fracture”! His microphone wasn’t the best quality to begin with, he bought it at the school opening ceremony during his freshman year of college. He was told that it is a set with the dedicated headphone for the English placement test, but this microphone was very cheap and very simple with a thin plastic layer wrapped around it. Honestly, it just broke like that, even the speaker receiver inside broke…
Wu Han Ying rubbed his nose, this time he really doesn’t have a mic!
“Any of you have a mic? If so, let me borrow it.” Wu Han Ying threw his broken microphone into the trash basket.
“What do you need it for? Don’t tell me you’re chasing some little girl in the middle of the night. That method has long been gone.”
“Your laptop should have a built-in microphone, you just need to shout a little bit louder.” Jiang Tan said with a bit of a laugh, “We promise we won’t listen in on your conversation.”
Wu Han Ying did not say anything, he just touching his way in the dark to get back to his bed, once he got back to his laptop he put the headset back on. He saw that the people on YY were still chatting quite excitingly.
Xiao Wu: I’m back…
“Ah ah ah, Sao Zi has returned; hurry hurry, we want to hear.”
“Ao, looking forward to it.”
“Haha, I bet Sao Zi has a lolita voice.”
“Lolita voice just like you ah.”
Wu Han Ying listened for a moment, wait… what, a lolita voice? A gloomy cloud suddenly appeared over his head, don’t tell me these people really think that I’m a girl…can it be?!
Regarding that, it seemed that he only told Love You 59 Seconds, Qi Yue Wei, and Yun Tou – Zhuan Xiang that he is a man…==
However, Xiao Wu. was obviously a male account…
Yet, they still kept calling him…”Sao Zi”.
But…
Well, Wu Han Ying jutted out his lips, it would be fun to scare them off.
“Xiao Wu?” Love You 59 Seconds’ voice spoke up, “Everyone should also be quiet.”
“Alright, alright!”
“We’ll shut up! Sao Zi, go ahead!”
Xiao Wu: Keke
Xiao Xiao: Gives flower first
Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu: Holding my breath! Sao Zi, go!
Wu Han Ying looked at everyone spamming the chat box, all of the sudden all of the sound coming through his headphones stopped. All the lights turned off on the left side of the chat room, he suddenly felt a little nervous and despised himself just a moment for it.
Wu Han Ying pressed F2, the light next to Xiao Wu’s name lit up. He touched his nose, but didn’t know what to say.
“…Uh, do you hear me?”
Wu Han Ying said one sentence, his voice was not that small; once he finished he stared nervously at the screen. People still threw a bunch of flowers, but no one said anything.
Xiao Wu: Why isn’t anyone responding 0.0
Xiao Xiao: We sent over a lot of flowers
Xiao Xiao: Sao Zi, hurry and say something; don’t be shy
“Xiao Wu, you really are being shy.” Love You 59 Seconds’ voice came out from the microphone. Wu Han Ying almost vomited up his blood at hearing this, he faced the laptop and shouted, “You’re the one being shy!”
“Hey, hey, who is being shy? Xiao Wu, are you really chasing after some little girl?” Wu Han Ying’s voice was quite loud and Jiang Tan who has sharp ears burst out laughing.
Wu Han Ying propped himself up and said, “Yes, I’m chasing after Love You 59 Seconds.”
“What what what?!” Jiang Tan’s hand shook a bit as he stared with wide eyes, “That Love You 59 Seconds is a girl?”
Wu Han Ying could not hold in his laughter and burst out, “28 years old this year, want me to introduce you?”
“It’s true or not?!”
Wu Han Ying was back to his happy mood as the screen was being spammed with a bunch of messages, they were all urging him to say something.
Xiao Wu: I did say something, you didn’t hear it?
“Xiao Wu, tune up your mic a bit, there is no sound.” In his headphones he could only hear Love You 59 Seconds’ voice, a bunch of other were people spamming the chat box saying they didn’t hear anything.
Wu Han Ying felt somewhat depressed, he tried to tune his mic for a long time, but he didn’t know how to fix it; in the end he still saw the green light, but there was no sound coming from his name.
Xiao Wu: I don’t know how…
“Can’t fix it?” Love You 59 Seconds said, “Then just forget it, it’s this late already you should go to sleep.”
“Ah ah ah, Sao Zi, don’t leave!!” Xiao Xiao cried out suddenly, “I really want to hear Sao Zi sing!”
“It’s not a problem, just let Lao Da sing instead.” Jun Zhe smiled, “Lao Da, sing one song.”
“Good idea!” Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu got all energetic at the idea, “Lao Da, sing one song!”
“Yo, brother, sing a song.” Xiang Zuo Kan also joined in.
Xiao Wu: (Laughing Expression) Sing a song +1
“I’m tone deaf.” Love You 59 Seconds cleared his throat and said.
Xiao Wu: It’s ok
“What do you want to hear?” Love You 59 Seconds asked.
“Lao Da, you’re really doing it!” Xiao Xiao said and pretended to complain, “Sao Zi wants to hear you immediately agree! It has been such a long time that you last sang for us.”
Xiao Wu: Anything is fine!
“Actually, I don’t sing that often.” Love You 59 Seconds said with a gentle chuckle.
Xiao Xiao: !!! I’m being ignored by Lao Da!!
Xiao Jun: XD Lao Da now has selective hearing, he can only see the words typed by Sao Zi
Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu: Lao Da, just sing anything!
Xiao Wu: What does everyone say? Give him a difficult one
Xiao Xiao: Choose a difficult male tone XDDD
Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu: +1
Xiang Zuo Kan: Actually, I want to listen to their duo, unfortunately Sao Zi doesn’t have a mic
Xiao Xiao: Sao Zi, you owe us this one!
Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu: Quack Quack Quack, Lao Da, sing “Xin Gan Bao Bei” {Precious Baby}!
Xiao Wu: What song is it?
Xiao Jun: It’s a song sung by Ren Xian Qi {Richie Jen}? Do you think it’s suitable for Lao Da’s voice…
Xiao Xiao: !!The tone is not the problem! Lyrics are the main point here! I agree!
Xiang Zuo Kan: Xin Gan Bao Bei XD
Xiang Zuo Kan: I also agree
Xiao Jun: I also agree! If anything, I can just pick my ears after listening
“Looks like you guys want to make it hard for me.” Love You 59 Seconds smiled, “It doesn’t matter to me, as long as you all are not afraid of my tone deaf voice, I’ll sing anything. If I can’t sing along, I’ll read along.”
Xiao Xiao: Sing it (^o^)/~
Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu: Sing it (^o^)/~
Xiang Zuo Kan: Sing it (^o^)/~
Xiao Jun: Sing it (^o^)/~
“Xiao Wu?” Love You 59 Seconds searched for the lyrics and music, “Xin Gan Bao Bei, how is it?”
Wu Han Ying was holding onto his laptop while his head sank into the quilt. His face felt super hot, it must be because he wrapped himself in the quilt too tight.
After Love You 59 Seconds asked that, he started playing the music a minute later. Wu Han Ying did not say or type in anything, he shrank into the quilt even more, and had a little difficulty breathing through his nose. He was surrounded by the darkness, it seemed Love You 59 Seconds’ voice had become even more clear than before. He moved his hand to touch his face, hot…
The last sentence the other man said had a bit of an ambiguous feel to it. He did not have to look at the screen to know Xiao Xiao and the others were spamming the chat room non-stop. Even though there was a pause between “Xiao Wu” and “Xin Gan Bao Bei”, it really made no different whether it was there or not.
Love You 59 Seconds’ voice was not suitable to sing this song, but it also had an unexpected result. Although it did not give the same feeling as the original song, it was also very nice to listen to.
Xiao Xiao and the others typed in line after line of “ao ao” wolf howling, saying Love You 59 Seconds has been lying to them; if his singing was really that bad, they would have run to their grandmother’s home! His singing was not out of tune.
Xiao Wu: Flowers
Wu Han Ying also sent over a message since it was very nice to listen to, even though it was not as good as a professional singer, it was not bad for an amateur.
“Thank you, you didn’t get scared off hm?”
Love You 59 Seconds used the time to say a thank you and then asked a question.
Xiao Wu: No
Xiao Wu: Really good!
Xiao Xiao: Aiyo, you’re displaying your affection in front of everyone!
Xiao Jun: Your affection is blinding our eyes here
Love You 59 Seconds only chuckled and then continued to sing, but as he sang halfway into the song he unkindly began to hum “hm hm”. To put it nicely and frankly he didn’t remember the lyrics and he was getting tired, so he started to “hm hm”…
A pile of sweating expressions followed after that; he had to say though, even when the other was just humming, there was also quite a bit of feeling in it.
“Xiao Wu?”
Xiao Wu: What?
Xiao Wu: Don’t be lazy, keep on humming XD
“Um.” Love You 59 Seconds made an agreeing grunt and continued to say, “When are we going to get married?”
Puff!
Wu Han Ying’s hands slipped, his forehead and the laptop made an intimate contact; this sentence from Love You 59 Seconds along with the background music really had a shocking effect, ==! It was like a scene from a drama!
Xiao Xiao: !!!!
Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu: !!!!
Xiao Xiao: Lao Da you you you you
Xiao Xiao: You outwardly cold but passionate on the inside seme! Can you not be that unromantic ah
Xiao Jun: Lao Da V5!
Xiang Zuo Kan: XDD Yo
Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu: La la la (^o^)/~ remarry!
Xiao Wu: ==
Remarry your ass, Wu Han Ying did not know what type of answer to give as a counter reply; he did have a problem though, it wasn’t just his face that was hot now, even his fingers felt like they were on fire! His heart did not just skip one beat, it felt like it was going to jump out of his ribcage!
Wu Han Ying patted his cheeks and thought that Love You 59 Seconds must be teasing him again, even though he thought that he couldn’t help feeling as if butterflies were going rampant inside his stomach from the teasing…
“How about tomorrow night?” asked Love You 59 Seconds without waiting for a reply.
Wu Han Ying’s mind was a mess as he tried to organize his thoughts and words, but he could not come up with a good answer.
Xiao Wu: It cannot be Xiao Wu
Xiao Xiao: ???
Xiao Wu: It has to be Xiao Wu. this time
Love You 59 Seconds chuckled, “Ok, I’ll log into a female account.”
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End of Chapter 48
