[Online Gaming] Love You 59 Seconds - Chapter 49
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Wu Han Ying was having insomnia…
He really did not know why he was tossing around on his bed and couldn’t sleep. He felt excited but he did not know what he was feeling excited about. It was very cold outside and the dorm’s heater was not that great. Even though that was the case, he was sweating so much just from tossing around. The laptop was still on his bed because he was too lazy to put it away, from time to time it almost got kicked off the bed due to his tossing.
He remembered back to the song Love You 59 Seconds sang, he felt like covering himself with the quilt and laughing out loud, the others voice really was not suitable for the song. He imagined the picture of a quiet and serious faced big Wudang with ungodly gaming skills paired with the song, that really made him laugh. But it didn’t have that unapproachable feeling, instead it was a very gentle feeling.
The consequence of his insomnia was that he couldn’t get up early the next day; the morning class started at 8 o’clock with 7:30 being the latest he should get out of bed to make it on time. Wu Han Ying covered his head with the quilt and snoozed the alarm twice. He really didn’t want to get out of bed, his eyelids were very heavy, all he could think about was skipping one class was not going to hurt him.
He heard the other three roommates calling him, but he just casually replied with a no; so the others left and closed the door behind them.
Professor Xia’s mood was really good today, he even came early to the morning class and had been sitting on the podium with his opened laptop; no one knows what he was doing on it. Anyway, today he was wearing a rare “gentle” expression. This got a group of little girls fired up, they whispering among themselves something like “so good-looking, so adorable, and such a gentle seme” and the like.
Jiang Tan and the others had learned their lesson, today they picked the seats in the last row. They really didn’t want to be face to face with Professor Xia for three hours straight, it really was torture. Professor Xia gave off such a huge aura, no one could bear it.
Xia Chen’s mood was very good today, at least it was vastly different than yesterday. In fact, when he saw the private message Qi Yue Wei sent Xiao Wu last night, his mood immediately improved. If it was just a misunderstanding, then he could clarify it. Plus, everyone was happily singing last night. He didn’t even care that he was forced to sing until his voice had gotten hoarse, it was not his hearing that suffered, so it didn’t matter to him.
There were not that many students in the morning class, the classroom was a bit more than half filled. Since Professor Xia was in a good mood, he didn’t mind. He opened the PPT {powerpoint} and was about to start the lecture when he glanced over the classroom and saw Wu Han Ying’s acquaintances from yesterday sitting in the back of the class.
He felt a bit amused, but obviously Wu Han Ying was not with them today.
Wu Han Ying was still deep in sleep, his hand was clutching the phone from when he snoozed the alarm earlier. His phone suddenly rang which startled him out of his sleep, he almost threw away the phone, but luckily he decided to sit up in bed.
A New Text Message Professor Xia :
Skipping class.
08:02:46
Wu Han Ying’s mind was still hazy with sleep, so his reaction was quite slow as he stared at the two words on the phone for a little while. He was more awake after a few seconds, once he could comprehend what was going on he really wanted to throw the phone away.
Professor Xia texted him! He was being rolled called on his own phone, he got caught his first time skipping the other man’s class.
His sleepiness was now completely gone. Wu Han Ying quickly got out of bed, washed up, grabbed his book and ran to the lecture hall.
He was out of breath when he got to the classroom. Originally he wanted to quietly enter the classroom, but who would have guessed the damn door was against him. He only pushed gently but it made a loud “squeaky” sound, which caused everyone to turn around and look at him, his hand started shaking from the attention.
“Xiao Wu, over here.” Jiang Tan shouted to Wu Han Ying in a low voice. Once he saw them, he walked over and sat on the outer seat.
“Why are you coming? I thought you were skipping.”
“Uh…” Wu Han Ying only grunted, he didn’t dare to not come, who would try to not come after receiving a roll call text message from Professor Xia; he didn’t have the guts to be that arrogant.
Xia Chen was standing in front of the podium so he was the first person to see Wu Han Ying enter the room. He pressed on the clicker and the PTT moved to the next slide. Speaking of his impression of Wu Han Ying, it was very vague, he only recognized the other boy as one of his many students. If it were not for Xiao Shang getting lost last time and then receiving a phone call from Wu Han Ying, he still would not pay much attention to the boy.
Wu Han Ying is a very ordinary person. In the teachers’ eyes, he is not an excellent student, after all his academic result is very mediocre and he is not very active with the school activities. Xia Chen remembered the last time he was on the phone with the boy, he called him Wu Han Ying. Although it was just on the phone, he seemed to feel a surprise look from the boy; perhaps he was too ordinary and would even feel grateful when someone remembered his name.
When he heard Wu Han Ying’s roommates call him “Xiao Wu”, Xia Chen subconsciously looked up, but he thought the name was just pure coincidence. Now that he was thinking about it, he realized that Xiao Wu is also quiet and very ordinary. But ordinary is not necessarily a bad thing.
Wu Han Ying had evening classes which would be done by 9 o’clock, but it was a very boring lecture so he decided to leave early. By the time he got back to the dorm it was some time past 8 o’clock. He directly turned on his laptop and logged into the game.
Eight o’clock is the prime time on TLBB and the guild channel. Wu Han Ying had just logged on and glanced over at the guild channel. Really, the guild conversation was a never ending script.
{Guild}[Xiao Wu.]: What are you guys talking about 0.0
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Hahaha, Lao Da you’re being impatient
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: We’re talking about you!! Sao Zi, you’re on!!
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Yeah yeah, haha
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Brother is getting impatient
{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ……
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: (Laughing Expression) Sao Zi, you’re on
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Lao Da thought that you were running away from the wedding again
{Guild}[Xiao Wu.]: ==
{Guild}[Xiao Wu.]: What do you mean again!!
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Come come come, don’t talk anymore and quickly get married!
{Guild}[Wu Ben Chunjie]: ?? Lao Da and Bangzhu are to remarry!?
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: Hahaha, the sky clears after rain
{Guild}[Xiao Wu.]: It’s not remarry!
{Guild}[Xiao Wu.]: It’s I marry him!!
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Ao ao ao, Sao Zi said something startling ah
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Oh, Xiao Mo you dare to come up here, you aren’t afraid my brother will beat you dead
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: +1
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: I’m innocent, I didn’t mean it
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: I only said one sentence, who would’ve thought that the woman would make her chase into the game
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: The hell, you’re the culprit!
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: Hehe, everyone please don’t be angry at me, but that woman certainly will not come bother us today; she is busy with something.
{Guild}[Wu Ben Chunjie]: Ah?! That means it is necessary to change the calling to Big Bangzhu and sister-in-law boss!
{Guild}[Xiao Wu.]: Agree!
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Ben Ben, if your words do not startle people then you won’t be satisfied! Am I right!
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: I also agree! XDDD
{Guild}[Xiao Wu.]: Lineup, there are red envelopes!
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Big Bangzhu V5, hello sister-in-law boss
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Big Bangzhu V5, hello sister-in-law boss (PS: Tu Tu I also give you v5, daring to be the first to take the risk}
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: Big Bangzhu V5, hello sister-in-law boss (Laughing Expression)
{Guild}[Qian Qian Junzi]: Big Bangzhu V5, hello sister-in-law boss
{Guild}[Wu Ben Chunjie]: Big Bangzhu V5, hello sister-in-law boss
{Guild}[Xiang Zuo Kan]: Big Bangzhu V5, hello sister-in-law boss
{Guild}[Xiao Wu.]: (Laughing Expression) Wifey, come give away red envelopes (Shy Expression)
{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: ……
{Guild}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Come to Yue Lao in Luoyang to wait for me
{Guild}[Xiao Wu.]: Okay
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Ao ao ao ao!! My fellows, charge forward, gather at Luoyang!
{Guild}[Mo Shan Xi]: Hahaha
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: *biting the handkerchief*, Lao Da you’ve turned into a gentle seme
{Guild}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: No, my bad. Sister-in-law boss you you you, how is it that I feel as if you are pampering Little Bangzhu!
{Guild}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: *biting the handkerchief* very pampering
{Translator Input: Remember they used to call him “Little” Bangzhu when he played the female character, so now they changed and started calling him “Big” Bangzhu. Essentially they are saying he has grown up XDDD, and because he is using a male character now, the calling has to change its gender XD}
Wu Han Ying smiled, but did not continue teasing with the others; he controlled Xiao Wu. to run over and stand in front of Yue Lao in Luoyang. He suddenly remembered that he needed money to get married, he opened his inventory and found it still had some gold…but not enough for a luxurious wedding…
{Whisper}[Summer Night Star] said to you: Add friend
Wu Han Ying saw the whisper chat, it really was from Summer Night Star the Murong little girl account. He added the account to his friends list and then invited her to join his team.
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Wifey, come here (Shy Expression)
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Let hubbie buy you some clothes, how does a bunny outfit sound (Laughing Expression)
Wu Han Ying sent over a trading request and then placed quite a few items in the trading box, a set of bunny clothes and a bunch of fireworks.
After successfully trading the items over, Wu Han Ying also changed clothes. Xiao Wu. was wearing the exact same outfit that Love You 59 Seconds wore last time. Although he felt a bit distressed at spending money…actually he did not have that much gold in his inventory so he had to load 100 yuan to exchange for 4000 ingots, he spent half of it it on buying a bunch of fireworks and two sets of fashion clothes. Although he was a bit distressed about it, he thought that he should not let Love You 59 Seconds spend his money this time.
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: Haha, sister-in-law boss is wearing bunny clothes! (Laughing Expression)
{Nearby}[Qian Qian Junzi]: I’m laughing and shivering at the same time, this feeling is very wonderful…
{Nearby}[Xiao Wu.]: (Laughing Expression)
Wu Han Ying giggled after looking at the screen. He was thinking about the last time Love You 59 Seconds wore the bunny clothes as a female account, it was even funnier because the other people did not know about it.
{Translator Note: If you have forgotten, then let me remind you. It was back in chapter 33, when their secret marriage got found out. Wu Han Ying played Love You 59 Seconds account and Xia Chen played Xiao Wu’s account ^^}
People started to send their blessings in the speaker and world channel; even though this time they did not inform other people so only those in the guild knew about it, the excitement was just as great as last time.
Wu Han Ying felt like crying at the assembly hall, the last time he played Love You 59 Seconds account he was a groom, this time he is also a groom and both times he was the target of getting killed! He really wanted to cry out loud…
However, someone was in even worse shape than him, Mo Shan Xi. Xiao Xiao Xiao together with a group of people got fired up and aimed their target at Mo Shan Xi, throwing over a bunch of attack skills; one person can do PK against two people, but to go against a group of people would result in death. Mo Shan Xi immediately fell down on the ground.
{Nearby}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: (Laughing Expression) Xiao Mo, someone who destroys people’s marriages should expect to get killed by people
{Nearby}[Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu]: Right, that woman found her way here because of you
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: The hell, I’m being wronged ah
{Nearby}[Mo Shan Xi]: All of you, stop killing me; this little person was wrong ah!
Everyone started to surround Mo Shan Xi and attacked him, thanks to the attention being take away from himself, Xiao Wu. safely escaped the mobbing. He happily stood on the side to watch the commotion with Summer Night Star.
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Wifey wifey, did you take screenshots? Hubbie was so excited that hubbie forgot to take them
{Team}[Summer Night Star]: I did
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Send me a copy, wifey!
{Team}[Summer Night Star]: Sent to your email
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Email…recently I haven’t opened it
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: The school internet is very slow…
{Team}[Summer Night Star]: Send through QQ?
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Ok
{Translator Input: QQ – an instant messaging software service developed by the Chinese company Tencent Holdings Limited. QQ also offers services that provide online social games, music, shopping, microblogging, movies, and group and voice chat. The software uses a logo of a small penguin wearing a red scarf.}
Wu Han Ying typed in the QQ number and soon he received the window to add a new friend, the other person’s name had only one wordChen. He unkindly took it upon himself to change the name description…therefore…
Wifey 21:02:44
Wait a minute, I’ll switch to a different network so it’ll go faster
Xiao Wu 21:02:56
No need, my side is very slow; it won’t make a difference if your side is fast
Wifey 21:03:02
……
Wifey 21:03:05
Accept
Wu Han Ying clicked accept and chose to save the file in the D drive; although the folder was not that big, the school internet was very slow so he expected it to be done in half an hour at least.
Wifey 21:04:23
Done?
Wu Han Ying looked dumbfound at the screen, this was way too fast; it finished downloading within a few seconds. When did the school internet get faster?!
Xiao Wu 21:04:41
Today it’s so fast, like the speed of light
Xia Chen also got surprised since he didn’t get to switch the network. The school internet speed had always been slow so he had prepared a hotspot device*. But…
{Translator Input: Hotspot device – it’s a device that works as a wireless internet, you can take it anywhere and get internet literally anywhere and anytime. Of course, you have to pay an extra fee to have that device in addition to your internet package. Original text for this: wireless network card. Since I’m from the States, so I’m more familiar with the name Hotspot. But in case, other countries do not call it the same as the States ^^}
Perhaps, Wu Han Ying did not know that sending the file within the network is much faster than sending files outside of the network; with the internet speed in this school, of course the file from an outside network would take forever to finish downloading.
Xia Chen’s hand holding a cup paused for a moment, Xiao Wu is a student in this school? Moreover, he is staying in this dormitory?
Xiao Wu 21:04:54
Today seems to be a good day! Let me look at the pictures first and then we can talk more in the game
Xia Chen closed QQ and then maximized the game window and looked at Summer Night Star standing next to Xiao Wu.. He felt somewhat amused at their fate, he and Xiao Wu were actually so close; he couldn’t help wondering whether they had already met.
{Team}[Summer Night Star]: Are you from Beijing?
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Yup
{Team}[Summer Night Star]: Are you a student at X University?
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Yup
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Wifey, are you a psychic…
{Team}[Summer Night Star]: ……
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: How do you know all of that?
Xia Chen explained to him for a long time, Wu Han Ying seemed to somewhat understand.
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Ah wifey, are you the senior?!
{Team}[Summer Night Star]: ……
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Or a male junior?
{Team}[Summer Night Star]: ……
{Team}[Xiao Wu.]: Wifey, are you a female junior *drooling*
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End of Chapter 49
