[Online Gaming] Love You 59 Seconds - Chapter 58
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Wu Han Ying did not know how he hung up the call, only that his face was completely red up to his ears. He felt that Xia Chen’s low voice was so gentle and serene like water, it seemed to have a pampering flavor…? It made him feel things that he was not too accustomed to; embarrassment accounted for the majority, however he had to say that his heart felt somewhat touched.
He did not go onto the game and instead spent the night studying, when he was heading for bed, he was still in an excited state.
Wu Han Ying once again looked up at the ceiling with wide eyes…insomnia…ever since he met Love You 59 Seconds, he did not know how many times he had suffered from insomnia…
If there had been no exam the next day, then he would not have had the energy to get out of bed; when he was doing his morning routine, his eyes were still closed.
Yet by the time he got to the classroom, he had no other choice but to open them, the exam week had officially started. Even though most of them were open book exams, it did not mean it was better…at least the right hand that he rarely used for a long time would be suffering…
Wu Han Ying turned the page in the book and then copied paragraph after long paragraph from the book onto his exam, the whole time he was doing this he was scolding Xia Chen numerous times in his heart. Remembering back to the text message last night, he could not help but grind his teeth thinking can I not “see you tomorrow” ah. Professor Xia should stop being that BT {nutcase}, to copy that much in the answer sheet was like killing one off. Looking at the remaining two sheets of white paper, he thought one pen would not be enough…
Xia Chen walked around the classroom, as he walked up behind Wu Han Ying he inadvertently touched the fingers that were holding onto the book, which earned him a slightly hard slap on the hand by the boy. He could only smile and walk back to his seat at the podium.
After he had endured a full 90-minutes of nothing but copying long paragraphs onto the answer sheet, when he turned in his exam paper Wu Han Ying felt like vomiting blood. He was feeling utterly irritated, not to mention his fingers were completely rigid and numb. {Translator Input: not literally vomiting blood here LOL it’s a Chinese way to describe something that took so much effort out of you that you feel like you can vomit blood, it’s a sarcastic saying ^^}
“What do you want for lunch?” asked Xia Chen as he took his exam paper and blatantly walked up to him.
Wu Han Ying glanced around, yet no one was paying attention to them, “I don’t know and it’s not yet 10 o’clock…”
Xia Chen put the keys to his room in Wu Han Ying’s hand, “Then come to my room, I need to go to the office to put something away. Around 10:30 I will come back with your lunch.”
Since he had exams in the afternoon, Wu Han Ying had wanted to head back to his dorm to do some studying and was not planning to go to Xia Chen’s room. The only problem was the other man did not give him room to disagree, he just patted his head and walked away…
Wu Han Ying had no choice but to take the keys and head back to his dorm room first, he packed up all the books he would need for the afternoon exams and took them to Xia Chen’s place. He wasn’t too upset since he would not have been able to peacefully review for the exams he had later in his dorm room anyway. It was inevitable that his roommates would seize up the free time they had now to play games, so it was better to go to Xia Chen’s place.
He had started studying everything last minute; fortunately, his schedule worked out so that he had one exam every other day, Wu Han Ying felt a bit itchy at the free time he had and he really wanted to log into the game. However, when the TLBB interface appeared on the screen, he really did not want to log into his Xiao Wu accounts. He could not pinpoint the reason, other than he felt very uncomfortable with them.
Xia Chen wanted to help him level up, Wu Han Ying looked at the little girl character on the screen and frowned.
“You have so many accounts, isn’t it better to just give me one? Why train a new one and start all over again? That is too slow.” Creating a whole new account and starting from scratch is one thing, but most importantly, another female account is the most problematic one!
Wu Han Ying found out that Xia Chen has a lot of accounts, actually he has one max account in each class; the account Jing Nian is also his account that he let Da Suan borrow. But…
“I can take you to slowly level up.” Xia Chen did not mind wasting his time.
Wu Han Ying’s mouth twitched, he realized Professor Xia’s most favorite past time is to nurture him in the game…
There was no way to change it back, Wu Han Ying finally created a female character in the game. He decided on the little Wudang and he also keptthe same server, but he did not add her into his guild. The name that Wu Han Ying decided on caused Xia Chen to feel completely speechless for a long time…Ying Han…
{Translator Input: Me too, LOL I can’t with him XDDD he is not good at naming his game character I see XDD}
Coming back to the game after several days, he found out that Da Suan had returned to his guild Reverse the World and Qi Yue Wei had long since disappeared, it was as if she had stopped playing. In short, everything had calmed down now.
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Lao Da, why did you also change your name…(Sweating Expression)
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: I thought only Tu Tu changed her name…
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: Do not call me Tu Tu!! I’ve changed my name. That old name is not good! Everyday people kept calling me Tu {spit/vomit} here and Tu there!
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: Hahaha, Xiao Xiao Xiao, we’re now a CP!
{Team}[60 Seconds]: My wife said to change it
Xia Chen had just sent that message over the team chat when his phone immediately started to ring, as expected it was from Wu Han Ying…and he is currently furious.
“Stop saying nonsense, when did I tell you to change it! No! Who is your…that that!”
Xia Chen only let out a chuckle, since he was thinking that Wu Han Ying was currently sitting in his dorm room and did not dare to shout out loud, “Didn’t you say 59 does not sound good? …And, if you come here, I will stop my nonsense.”
“…Not coming, I have to study!”
Wu Han Ying felt like facepalming himself, that day he only casually said it as a joke! 59, 59 is not good to call…too unlucky. It felt like he was praying for his exam result to be 59 points on all his exams…
But he did not remember telling the other man to change it to such a name…long live 60 points ah…
{Translator Input: 60 points a barely passing grade for all exams in any Chinese college, is is the equivalent to a D in the American college system for most classes. Of course the exception would be for those rare classes that have a lower grading curve. Then it can change a lot, but really let’s not go into the curve thing and instead keep things simple here ^^}
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: Sao Zi said to change it?!
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: Why change it? Also these days I’ve been busy with exams, so I don’t know everything that has been going on in the game. Why isn’t Sao Zi on?
{Team}[Ying Han]: ……
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: That’s right, why isn’t Sao Zi on. Don’t tell me he actually deleted his account and doesn’t play anymore!?
Wu Han Ying had somewhat of a guilty conscience, he created a new account but did not join the guild; Xiao Xiao Xiao and the others certainly did not know that he is actually Xiao Wu. Really they could not blame him, since he sort of forgot about it.
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Right!!! Tu Tu!!
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: I have to tell you this! You weren’t on that day! You missed the live broadcast!!
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: What live broadcast (Question Mark Expression)
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Aowu~~~we heard quite a lewd segment! It was much more passionate than most audio dramas!
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: !!! What kind of lewd segment! Inquiring for details!! Is it Lao Da and Sao Zi!
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: You’re right!! Lao Da and Sao Zi seem to live close to each other! That day we killed Qi Yue Wei all the while connected to YY. After Lao Da confessed, Sao Zi suddenly disappeared. Then then then!!!
{Team}[Ying Han]: !!!!
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: What happened then!!
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Then then then!! I don’t know where Lao Da went, then then then, I heard a heavy breathing sound coming from Lao Da’s mic! There was also moaning!
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: !!!!! is it real or fake! Ao Ao Ao, heavy breathing! Moaning! Ao wu, Lao Da, tell us the truth!
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: It was a pity that you weren’t on that day! Da Suan was also there, ask him if you don’t believe me
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: Hold on, let me calm down, the blood is rushing up to my head whoa oa oa, Lao Da, say something ah! Ao ao!
Xia Chen did not make any effort to reply, actually he did not have the time to look at the screen because he was busy calming down his furious Xiao Wu.
Wu Han Ying was studying while he left his game on, so that other people could help him level up. Occasionally he would glance over to see what was going on with the game once or twice. Therefore,…
When he saw Xiao Xiao Xiao’s messages, he immediately made a choking sound as his face flushed all the way down to his neck. At first he did not understand the comment…
However, once he did he immediately threw the book, pushed the door open, went downstairs, made a right turn and kicked on a specific persons door! Right now, he really wanted to strangle Xia Chen. Why did the man leave his YY on! ==
“How is your studying going?” Xia Chen circled his arms around Wu Han Ying who was sitting in the chair and ruffled the boy’s hair as he changed the topic.
“Alright.” Wu Han Ying did not look at him, he wanted to stand up but the person behind him had a tight hold, “The chair will collapse, let me stand up.”
“It’s okay, if it collapses then we can sit on the bed.” Xia Chen replied back with a serious answer.
Wu Han Ying decided to not pay any attention to him, on the screen Xiao Xiao Xiao and Feng-er Sha-er Wo Tu, who had changed her name, were now getting all excited on the team chat; as they got even more excited, the conversation became even more outrageous. At first they were just talking about “heavy breathing” and endless “moaning”, but when he looked back at it again, they finished describing the whole process on YY {using the YY program}.
{Team}[60 Seconds]: The heck (o), I didn’t make those sounds!
He grabbed the keyboard and entered the message, Wu Han Ying saw the ID is 60 Seconds…he really wanted to cut off his own hands now…
The team channel got quiet for a few seconds, then it quickly exploded!
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: This this this this is…Sao Zi!!
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: No doubt about it!! Sao Zi, you you you you are being kidnapped by Lao Da already!
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Got lured into his bed! (^o^)/~
Wu Han Ying “nervously” typed in the chat box, his hands were shaking so much that he made a lot of spelling mistakes, it was so bad he had to go back and delete the majority of his message and then had to type in a whole new message. Xia Chen circled his arms around the boy’s waist and muffled his laughter with the boy’s back, which tickled Wu Han Ying. The boy shoved the man’s hands away, “Let go of me, you’re hindering my typing.”
Xia Chen had no intention of letting go, instead he rubbed his face a few times on the boy’s neck.
Wu Han Ying shrank in his neck, which made him unable to type; he wanted to stand up but tripped on the ethernet cable next to him. The game was immediately disconnected.
Wu Han Ying did not intend to log back on, since it had disconnected then let it be disconnected. He had also decided not to return to his own guild and he did not plan on telling Xiao Xiao Xiao and the others! Since that place is not a place for normal people…really terrifying…
On the flip side, 60 Seconds wasn’t in sight either. Xiao Xiao Xiao and Oh Oh Oh looked at each other, 60 Seconds had logged out…
{Team}[Xiao Xiao Xiao~]: Tsk tsk tsk~
{Team}[Oh Oh Oh~]: He is an awkward uke
“Not playing?” Xia Chen also did not want to play, “After you finish with your exams this week, do you have time on Saturday? Xiao Yan, Jun Zhe and the others want to meet you.”
“Meet me?” Wu Han Ying blinked, for a short moment he did not react and then his body stiffened up, “Why do they want to meet me? Moreover, I need to report to the company on Saturday.” Of course he knew that Qian Qian Junzi, Mo Shan Xi, and Xiang Zuo Kan know Xia Chen. Although Xiang Zuo Kan is Xia Chen’s little brother…he still had the same feeling as if he was meeting with the parents…
“Look at it as an offline meeting.” Xia Chen obviously did not pay attention to the “to report to the company on Saturday” excuse.
“…Alright.” agreed Wu Han Ying with clenched teeth, he had this righteous feeling of a hero going to war without a return date.
“Don’t worry too much about it.” Xia Chen rubbed on the boy’s waist, “They just want to see what their sister-in-law is like.”
“Sister-in-law my ass.” Wu Han Ying jumped up and dashed to the door to run away, “I’m heading back to study.”
Xia Chen just smiled, then took out his phone and sent a text message telling the boy to have lunch with him later.
A new message Xiao Wu:
Not going!
17:51:22
A new message Xiao Wu:
I want an order of sweet and sour pork with rice, curry chicken with rice, Ma La Tang, dumplings, and a big roasted chicken leg!
17:52:05
Xia Chen looked at the message, grabbed his keys to go downstairs to the cafeteria and buy the food, at the same time he typed in his reply. He told Xiao Wu to come to his room to wait and that the door was unlocked.
Wu Han Ying had barely sat down when he suddenly stood up to go downstairs, the other three in the room looked at him weirdly.
Once Wu Han Ying had finished lunch and reviewed for his exam, he headed back to his room to log into the game.
Xia Chen logged into his Little Emei account to accompany Xiao Wu to clear the Villains. There was no skill required to clear the Villains; the Little Emei’s level was not high so it couldn’t buff up too much blood and even with Xia Chen’s coquettish skill…a Xiaoyao in the team still got killed twice…
{Team}[number]: The heck, EM do you even know how to buff up blood
Xia Chen did not say anything, Wu Han Ying only felt , most likely the man deliberately wanted to toy with the other…
After they were done with the first round, everyone was ready for the team to transport to the next wave of Villains. A dialogue suddenly jumped out on the screen and Wu Han Ying carelessly clicked confirm, he was thinking it was just the team following confirmation…but then he suddenly remembered, he had set his character to automatically follow the leader. By the time he realized this, he watched as the little Wudang jumped up to sit on a floater mount; of course there was another person already sitting on the floater, it was that Xiaoyao account.
…So that was an invitation to ride a mount together…?
Wu Han Ying got all gloomy, even if the little Wudang wanted to get down it was impossible, he was stuck getting carried around a few rounds by the Xiaoyao.
Therefore…it could be imagined that….
Right after they finished killing the Villains, Xia Chen switched to the big Wudang account. Of course that name of 60 Secondsgot changed back to Love You 59 Seconds…causing the other people in the guild to tease him quite a bit.
{Team}[Love You 59 Seconds]: Do quests?
{Team}[Ying Han]: Okay, wait for me to sell something
After the little Wudang sold off some of the garbage in her bag to the NPC, she ran to the teleporter place to find Love You 59 Seconds. Once she arrived she was once again invited to ride the mount…
After he clicked accept, Ying Han was immediately set on the big rhino. The little girl obediently sat in front and behind her sat Love You 59 Seconds, whose hands were encircling her waist; it looked really fancy and loving in others’ eyes. But why were they riding the rhino…it had a very unusual twisting way of walking and it was very slow…
Until it was time for lights out, Wu Han Ying leaned his chin on his hand and stared at the laptop screen. The rhino mount walked around the map in its twisting movement and he realized that it was not doing the quests, it was obviously appreciating the view around the map…
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End of Chapter 58
