Overrun the Immortal Dao - C83
Xia Weiwei curiously watched Xu Fan bustle around by himself. After looking for a long time, she finally understood what he was doing, so she asked, “Bastard, what are you trying to do by building a wooden shelf like this? Was this to make a sleeping object? I’m still hungry. ”
“Pfft!”
Xu Fan couldn’t help but spurt out a mouthful of sweat. “It’s for sleeping, but it’s not for people to sleep with.”
Xia Weiwei asked, “You’re not sleeping? What was that sleep? ”
Xu Fan smiled, “Don’t ask, aren’t you hungry?” You’ll soon know what it is. ”
“Oh …”
Xia Weiwei’s face was full of confusion as she squatted on the side and stared at Xu Fan.
Very quickly, after Xu Fan finished adding the support, he saw this guy take out a huge blanket from his storage pouch and lay it on the ground.
He then took out a pheasant, a hare, a jug of wine, a pile of seasonings and all sorts of utensils from an unknown source and placed them on the blanket.
Xia Weiwei looked at the wild chickens and rabbits on the ground, her eyes wide. However, she didn’t say anything, only staring at Xu Fan. She wanted to see what kind of food this fellow would produce.
After doing all of this, Xu Fan wrapped the pheasant up with a large leaf and mixed it with a messy seasoning. He then went nearby to find some mud to wrap the leaves around the pheasant, before finally burying them under the fire.
Afterwards, Xu Fan peeled off the hare’s skin, then used a branch and hare to put it on a rack that Xia Weiwei had thought was for sleeping.
Xia Weiwei had always been like a curious baby, silently looking at Xu Fan from the side. Only now did she understand what the wooden shelf that she thought was for sleeping was used for.
Her pair of beautiful eyes were filled with curiosity and surprise. Unknowingly, it even revealed a hint of warmth and affection that she didn’t even know she had.
“Eh? What are you squatting down for?
Xu Fan held the hare and slowly spun it around on the flame. At the same time, he constantly added various spices to the oil-soaked hare. When he turned around, he realized that Xia Weiwei was still staring at him without blinking, and he couldn’t help but laugh.
It wasn’t clear if it was due to the fire or some other reason, but Xia Weiwei deliberately said in a fierce tone, “It’s none of your business. I like to squat. I like it, but that won’t do!”
Xu Fan laughed inside, then ignored her and focused on roasting his own rabbit.
Xia Weiwei watched on from the side for a while, but seeing that Xu Fan didn’t say anything, she finally couldn’t hold it in anymore. She curiously asked, “Bastard, what are you trying to do with this rabbit?” How come I’ve never seen it before, and why did you wrap the pheasant in dirt just now? “Don’t tell me you can eat it like that?”
Xu Fan smiled, “Beauty Weiwei, aren’t you tired of standing like this?” Here, sit down and I’ll tell you. ”
After saying that, he pointed to the empty blanket beside him.
Xia Weiwei hesitated for a moment, but in the end, she gritted her teeth and sat down next to Xu Fan.
Xu Fan didn’t mind. Seeing Xia Weiwei sit down next to him, he told her about the method of calling a roasted chicken and some of the grilling techniques. He immediately heard about Xia Weiwei’s interest, and his beautiful eyes shone with splendor.
More than an hour later, the fragrant roasted rabbits and the roasted fowl were out of the oven. As Xia Weiwei smelled the tempting fragrance, she could not help but swallow her saliva and say, “It’s so fragrant! Is it ready to be eaten? ”
As a gentleman who respected ladies, he probably wouldn’t find anyone like Xu Fan in this world, unless that person also came from the 21st century.
“Wait!”
Xu Fan took out a knife and cut off a large piece of rabbit meat. He then cut it into small pieces and put them into the plate he had prepared beforehand. Afterwards, he wiped off the dried mud on the surface of the chicken.
Finally, this fellow poured two cups of fruit wine. Then, he took out a pair of chopsticks and handed them to Xia Weiwei, saying as if he was offering a treasure, “Beautiful Miss Weiwei, please have a taste of this country bumpkin’s culinary skills!”
“Pfft!”
Xia Weiwei couldn’t help but laugh. She rolled her eyes at Xu Fan, then took the chopsticks and impatiently picked up a piece of rabbit meat and put it in her mouth.
“Eh? Delicious! It’s really delicious! ”
In the next moment, Xia Weiwei gobbled down the rabbit meat in twos and threes, crying out ‘yummy’ over and over again.
After she was done eating, she immediately picked up another piece of rabbit meat with her chopsticks and put it into her mouth. As she ate, she kept on praising.
Seeing Xia Weiwei wolfing down the food, Xu Fan had a satisfied and happy smile on his face. Unknowingly, he discovered that he had been infected by Xia Weiwei’s emotions.
“Eat slowly, gluttonous ghost!” “Don’t just eat rabbit meat, taste the chicken I made.”
Xu Fan looked at Xia Weiwei, who was eating rabbit meat, and his eyes were filled with tender affection and silence.
“Mn, mn …”
When Xia Weiwei heard this, she quickly swallowed the rabbit meat in her mouth, and then picked up a fried chicken and put it in her mouth.
“Ah!” It was so fragrant and tender! Delicious, so delicious! “Bastard, I didn’t expect your culinary skills to be so good. In the future, you must help me make delicious food.”
Having tasted the deliciousness of the calling flower chicken, Xia Weiwei completely disregarded her image and continuously picked up the chicken, sending it into her small mouth. She ate until her mouth was full of oil.
“…”
The quiet forest was surrounded by darkness. Occasionally, the sound of a wild beast could be heard, causing the tranquil forest to seem even more desolate.
In the forest, a bonfire was burning fiercely.
At this moment, beside the bonfire, a boy and a girl with black ashes on their faces and greasy hands were still snatching at the food on the carpet and stuffing it into their mouths. This scene was both peculiar and indescribably weird.
This young man and woman are no other than our great Immortal Xu Fan and our beautiful Xia Weiwei!
Originally, Xu Fan had put on a gentleman’s demeanor and told Xia Weiwei to eat first, and then he himself ate, but he didn’t expect Xia Weiwei to become more and more energetic as she ate. The best thing to laugh at was that when she was almost done eating, she actually put the rabbit meat and pheasant meat into her mouth and put them back into her bracelet without a trace of politeness.
Xu Fan saw this and was stunned for a long time. It was only now that he realized that he had completely gotten the wrong person by talking to Xia Weiwei about being a gentleman, because this Xia Weiwei wasn’t a lady at all.
Seeing that there were only a few roasted meat and crowing chickens left, Xu Fan immediately came to his senses. He then pounced on them and began to eat. As a result, it became like this.
The man did not care about the gentleman’s manners, the woman did not care about the lady’s image, the two of them threw away their chopsticks and grabbed each other, and in the end, the two of them unknowingly became a lot more intimate, either you smeared oil on my face, or I smeared ash on your face, completely forgetting about the man and woman who were not close to each other, the secular etiquette, the two of them threw off everything and began to happily play with each other.
“Haha … bumpkin, big flowery cat!”
“Hehe, gluttonous demon, little flowery cat!”
“Go to hell, you stinking bumpkin, I won’t allow you to call me glutton! Hmph!” “Who told you to cook such delicious grilled meat and call yourself a roasted chicken? If you want to blame someone, blame yourself for being too delicious.”
“Ugh!” “Uhm, I’ll make it bad next time!”
“No!” “If it tastes bad, I’ll make you redo it!”
“…”
“Cluck, cluck, cluck …”
“Hahaha …”
In the dark night, the cheerful laughter of a young man and woman could be heard. It was so melodious and intoxicating!
“…”
On the morning of the second day.
The forest was filled with birdsong and fragrant flowers. The air was fresh and filled with spirit energy. Strands of sunlight shone through the gaps between the leaves on the plants, illuminating the land with colorful lights from the dewdrops.
Xu Fan woke up from his cultivation on the carpet next to the fire.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Xia Weiwei sitting in front of him. At this moment, Xia Weiwei was staring at him with her sharp chin in her hands.
Suddenly, Xu Fan felt as if the string in his heart was lightly strummed by something. He revealed his snow-white teeth and faintly smiled at the little beauty in front of him. He curiously asked, “Good morning, Weiwei. What are you looking at me for?” Is there still a flower on my face? ”
When she saw Xu Fan open his eyes, Xia Weiwei immediately felt like she had been discovered by a thief. Her pretty face reddened slightly. Hearing Xu Fan’s question, she suddenly thought back to the scene where the two of them were fooling around while eating. She couldn’t help but let out a sweet smile and say, “That’s right, big flowery cat!”
“Ah!”
Xu Fan believed this. He immediately reached out and wiped his face a few times, then muttered to himself, “That’s not right. Last night, I clearly used the water spell that you taught me to wash my face. How could I have still spent it?”
Seeing Xu Fan’s serious expression, Xia Weiwei finally couldn’t help but giggle. Xu Fan discovered that he was being played by Xia Weiwei, but by the time he reacted, the cunning Xia Weiwei had already fled to the side to eat.
Xu Fan shook his head. Looking at the happy Xia Weiwei, he suddenly felt a warm feeling in his heart.
“What a beautiful morning!”
Xu Fan stood up and stretched his back. Then, following the habits of his past life, he began practicing his fist arts.
Military Boxing, Taiji Fist, fighting techniques, Form and Will Boxing, Eight Trigrams Palm … In short, Xu Fan practiced all of the fist techniques he had learned in his previous life one at a time.
There were more than ten different kinds of boxing techniques. Some were powerful, some were both firm and flexible, and some paid attention to the Concept and Fist Aura. All of these fist techniques had different characteristics, so Xu Fan was still able to display them one by one. With so many fist techniques, Xia Weiwei, who was watching from the side, was dazzled but also extremely curious.
In reality, Xu Fan had only learned a little of these fist techniques in his previous life. This was limited to the quality of his body in his previous life as well as the corresponding inner force cultivation method.
But the current Xu Fan was no longer the Xu Fan from his previous world. As a cultivator, his dantian had enough true essence spirit energy. Even without a true internal force cultivation method that matched his fist arts, he could still easily display some of the power of his fist arts.
Especially after Xu Fan had practiced the Brahma Monarch Star Body Tempering Scripture, his physical strength had increased by many times, and each of his punches had brought with them a sharp power that pierced through the air. At the same time, along with Xu Fan’s fleshly body’s continuous increase in flexibility and strength, what was originally an incomplete movement was now a natural and easy fight.
Ever since he came to this world, Xu Fan continued to practice boxing every morning. This had become a habit of Xu Fan. The more he practiced, the more he felt that the boxing techniques of his previous life were very profound. At the same time, in the process of practicing fist techniques, Xu Fan’s understanding of these fist techniques became more and more profound.
At this moment, Xu Fan demonstrated every kind of fist technique he knew. His movements were sometimes fast, sometimes slow, sometimes vigorous, sometimes fierce, and sometimes full of flexibility. After practicing over ten sets of fist techniques, it was not inferior to hundreds of moves.
“Good!” “Good!”
Xia Weiwei watched with relish from the side, constantly clapping her hands and cheering loudly, almost to the point of blushing.
In reality, although the fist techniques that Xu Fan had used had lost their essence due to having been passed down for a long time, they had all been modified by the intelligence of countless people. After it was spread to the later generations, the power of these fist techniques might have decreased a lot, but their spectating ability had become stronger and stronger.
That was why Xia Weiwei, who had seen her fist arts for the first time in her previous life, was mesmerized as she cried out in shock.
After practicing the fist technique, Xu Fan immediately used a dedusting technique and a water washing technique to cleanse his entire body.
The Dust Removal Technique was a small technique that could remove dust from one’s body. The Water Purification Technique was a small technique that released water from one’s body and could be used to wash one’s face or purify one’s belongings.
These two spells were taught to Xu Fan by Xia Weiwei last night. Although the Dust Removal and Water Washing Techniques were just common small spells and were useless to the enemy, they were still quite suitable for daily living.
After learning these two techniques, Xu Fan couldn’t help but sigh in his heart. Cultivators were originally a type of environmental protection behavior, but because of this, this guy’s expectations and yearning for cultivation life increased even more.
“Hey, bumpkin, aren’t you at the 3rd level of the Refinement Stage?” Why are you practicing your fist arts again? Could it be that you also practice body tempering techniques? “Hmm, your fist technique looks very strange, but it’s pretty good-looking. Furthermore, it seems to be quite powerful.”
Xia Weiwei had seen quite a bit of it. Although Xu Fan’s boxing style appeared to be messy, it was still very powerful. She immediately asked out of curiosity.
Xu Fan didn’t want to reveal that he was practicing the Brahma Monarch’s Stellar Body Tempering Scripture, so he said half-heartedly, “No, I can’t break through to the third level, can I? So I just learned some mundane martial arts and practiced them casually. If you want to learn them, I can teach you on behalf of you teaching me spells. ”
“Oh, okay, you promised me, you’re not allowed to go back on your word!”
Xia Weiwei was overjoyed upon hearing this. Her smile blossomed as she hurriedly nodded her head, as if she was afraid that Xu Fan would go back on his word.
Xia Weiwei didn’t care much about whether Xu Fan cultivated the body refining technique or not. Whatever Xu Fan said, she would listen. Without asking, she happily told Xu Fan to eat the food she had prepared beforehand.
Seeing Xia Weiwei’s prepared food on the carpet, Xu Fan couldn’t help but be stunned, as if he had returned to his previous life. In his long forgotten memories, there was a girl who would prepare breakfast for him every day. However, at that time, he was unable to cherish her properly.
“Hey, bumpkin, what are you daydreaming about?” Hurry up and eat. Could it be that you dislike the things that I prepare? ” Seeing Xu Fan staring blankly at the food on the carpet, for some reason, Xia Weiwei’s face became hot, and she pushed him a little angrily.
“Oh, oh …”
Xu Fan came back to his senses and said, “No, very good, very good!” After saying that, he grabbed the fruit from the plate and put it into his mouth.
Xia Weiwei snorted. Seeing Xu Fan gobbling down the food she prepared, her face was full of smiles.
“…”
Soon, after eating, Xia Weiwei began to urge Xu Fan, “Alright, bumpkin, let’s head out early today and hunt for a few more demon beasts. After that, we can go out.”
“Alright!”
Thus, Xu Fan quickly tidied up the campsite, and under Xia Weiwei’s lead, the two of them continued their journey deeper into the Spirit Peak Mountain.
Along the way, Xu Fan and Xia Weiwei were like ghosts that entered a village, sweeping through the spiritual grasses and demonic beasts of the mountain, especially that Xu Fan. As long as it was spiritual grasses, he would not let them go even if they were seedlings.
It could be said that when Immortal Xu passed by, he did not leave even half an inch of spiritual herbs behind! With the appearance of Immortal Xia, there would definitely be one demonic beast left!
The Spirit Peak Mountain continued on for countless thousands of miles. Just the outermost part of the mountain gave people a feeling of being endless. The mountain range is rich in resources, for hundreds of millions of years, it has produced all kinds of spirit herbs, spirit herbs, heavenly and earthly treasures, as well as many kinds of wild beasts, demon beasts, and so on. For the cultivation world, this is a natural treasure trove.
However, whether it was spirit herbs, spirit herbs, heavenly materials, or demonic beasts, they were all fated to be there, and those who were fated to hunt them.
The outer perimeter of the mountain range was usually the location of the Refinement Stage cultivator exam. Compared to the depths of the mountain range, the equivalence of the demon beasts in the outer perimeter was very low and the risk was much lower.
Of course, the quality of the various spiritual herbs in the outer ring was also very low. Moreover, because Qi Cultivation Stage cultivators were the largest group in the cultivation world, the number of demon beasts and spiritual herbs in the outer ring was becoming fewer and fewer.
Perhaps it was because of luck, but Xu Fan and Xia Weiwei, the cultivation rookies that had entered the mountain for the first time, had their luck greatly increased. The two of them searched around the mountain range for another day. When the sun was about to set, Xu Fan and Xia Weiwei didn’t remember how many demon beasts they had killed and how many spirit plants they had found. The two of them had satisfied and excited expressions on their faces.
“Country bumpkin, our harvest today is really not bad. My storage bracelet of holding is almost full. You should have collected quite a few spiritual herbs, right?”
Xia Weiwei’s little face blushed slightly, her beautiful eyes filled with excitement and jubilation.
“Hmm, not bad. It’s a lot more spiritual herbs than the ones I found yesterday. After I get out, I can make some more pills.”
Xu Fan nodded. He was also very excited, and he couldn’t hide the joy on his face.
In these two days, the amount of spiritual herbs the two of them had found in the mountain range was far greater than the amount of spiritual herbs he had found in the valley of the forbidden area.
After all, with Xia Weiwei, a level 10 Qi Disciple, leading the way, they would be able to deal with most ordinary level 3 beasts.
Apart from this, Xu Fan also took advantage of this opportunity to kill quite a few wild animals. This fellow didn’t care about the size of the wild beasts, and whenever he found them, he would kill them all without any hesitation.
He wouldn’t let go of any wild chicken, hare, wild sheep, or wild boar. After two days, the various wild animals in his Seven Chaos Tower had already piled into a small mountain.
Xia Weiwei thought about it and said, “Since that’s the case, it’s getting late. Let’s go out now.”
“Alright!”
After the two cleaned up for a while, Xia Weiwei released her flying sword. She suddenly looked at Xu Fan and asked, “Country bumpkin, please be honest with me. Do you even know how to fly?”
Xu Fan shook his head. “No!”
“You really won’t?”
Xia Weiwei asked suspiciously.
Xu Fan once again said resolutely, “I really won’t!”
Xia Weiwei surrendered, “Okay then, I’ll fly with you again, but you can’t hold my hand this time.”
“Hmm, I won’t hold your hand. Just hold my hand.”
“Oh, good! Wait, aren’t you going to take advantage of me? “Not good, damn bumpkin, you wish!”
“Hahaha …”
“…”
On the way out of the mountain, Xia Weiwei spared no effort to drive her flying sword, which naturally made her speed a lot faster. In less than two hours, the two of them appeared outside the forbidden area.
However, Xia Weiwei didn’t fly towards the Yan Xia city with Xu Fan. Instead, they followed the edge of the forbidden area to the west.
Xu Fan couldn’t help but be curious, so he pretended to be frightened and exaggeratedly said, “Beauty Weiwei, aren’t we going back to Yan Xia City?” The direction you’re flying towards isn’t towards Yan Xia City, could it be … Could it be that you plan to snatch this handsome brother away as a stronghold’s husband? ”
Because he followed Xia Weiwei into the mountain this time, and got a lot of spiritual herbs, not only are there a lot of them, but there are also a lot of different types. Right now, there’s already a big field of spiritual herbs and herbs growing in the Seven Star Pagoda, and in addition, he’s become more familiar and intimate with Xia Weiwei in the last two days.
“Stupid bumpkin, what did you say? Do you believe that I won’t throw you down? ”
After two days of being together, especially after last night’s intimate fighting, Xia Weiwei and Xu Fan had gotten familiar with each other. At the same time, she had also gradually become immune to Xu Fan’s flowery mouth.
However, even so, in the face of Xu Fan’s teasing, Xia Weiwei still couldn’t help but feel like her heart was jumping like a little deer.
“Hehe, well, Weiwei, just take it as if I didn’t say anything, don’t just throw people around, beauties need to pay attention to their image, and also, if you throw me down, I won’t be a big deal, but if you are going to hit someone, then it would be a big sin. Even if you don’t hit them and destroy the plants on the ground, it wouldn’t be good. Humans were f * cking born drops, flowers were f * cking born drops, grass was f * cking born drops! Therefore, human life, flowers and plants have their own life droplets! ”
Xu Fan didn’t take Xia Weiwei’s threat seriously at all, and began to ramble on.
“Shut up, you damned bumpkin, you bastard bumpkin!” You want to die if you don’t speak? ”
When Xia Weiwei heard this, she could not help but feel angry and exasperated. She almost lost control of the flying sword beneath her feet to let the two people fall down, which scared her so much that she hurriedly sucked in a deep breath to restrain her anger.
Xu Fan had a sullen face and quickly shut his mouth. He looked extremely wronged. He didn’t say anything, and Xia Weiwei was also quiet. She also didn’t say anything, nor did she pay any attention to him.
However, in less than half an incense’s time, this fellow finally could not help but open his mouth again: “Then …” Then you should have told me where we were going. Does that also give me some background? ”
“Pfft!”
Xia Weiwei couldn’t help but be amused by this guy. She rolled her eyes at Xu Fan and angrily said, “Go find a place to sell you, you annoying bumpkin!”
Hearing this, Xu Fan looked as if he had been relieved of a heavy burden. Smiling, he said, “Oh, I understand. Beauty Weiwei is taking me to a place to sell demon beast corpses.”
“Stupid bumpkin, if you know about this, then why are you asking me?”
Xu Fan said confidently, “Beauty Weiwei, do you know what a mouth is for?”
Xia Weiwei was stunned. “What are you doing?”
Xu Fan proudly said, “Then let me tell you something. The first use of mouth is for eating, the second use is for talking. As for the third use, I’ll tell you about it later.”
Xia Weiwei asked curiously, “You’re right about the first and second effects. There’s still a third?” What’s the third one? ”
Xu Fan pretended to be mysterious. “It’s not convenient for me to tell you my third use right now.”
Having Xu Fan act so mysterious and keep her in suspense, Xia Weiwei became even more curious. Staring at him, she immediately threatened, “Say it, country bumpkin. If you don’t say it, I’ll throw you down!”
Xu Fan put on an awkward expression. “You really want to hear it?”
Xia Weiwei didn’t suspect anything, but she became more and more curious. She couldn’t help but threaten him while feigning anger, “Of course! Light Soul! Speak! Otherwise, I will teach you a lesson! “Humph!”
“Eh …”
Xu Fan suddenly slyly smiled and said, “Okay, then close your eyes for now.”
Xia Weiwei looked at Xu Fan in confusion. “Why are you closing your eyes?”
Xu Fan’s eyebrows rose slightly, then he threatened back, “Do you want to know or not?” It’s fine if you don’t want to know. ”
“Yes!”
Xia Weiwei quickly replied, but her little mouth had already been dug up.
“Then why aren’t you closing your eyes?”
“Oh, okay.”
“…”