Part Time Star Full Time Dad - Chapter 37

After the fight between shadows, Theodore went on to tell a few chapters of Sole Piece.

It was already ten in the evening and Theodore had finally decided to stop streaming.

Theodore was just saying goodbye when he remembered that he still had a task to do.

He quickly said “Ah before we finish how about an original song sung and produced by me. Just give a theme and I will quickly create a hit”

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CHAT

[Big-package]: Fuck off there’s no way you can sing.

[Coffee_N_D!K]: Hows about a love song to Rebecca

[Sausage_lover_230]: DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK!!!

[Love2Hate]: Break a leg you handsome chad fuck

[WeebMaster696]: Nami song

[LordZzzz]: A song for our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

[CommonMan]: This is gonna be good, I get to watch a train wreck in action

[KickAbout]: I’m with sausage on this one, Let’s go DICKS

[TightZippy]: A SONG ABOUT UR PHAT COCK

[BangMan]: DICK’S FOR THE WIN

[ThiCCC-Rear]: DICK

[LadyLuck]: DICK

[TheGoodCrunch]: Crunchy Peanut Butter

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*Cough* “Well it looks like we have a clear winner. I’ll try and make it good even though the theme is Cock” Said Theodore as he began to go through his memory while humming a tune.

He had all three of his clone stand behind him as he and the clones do some vocal exercise while also trying to find the right key for themselves.

“~La, la, la, la, ratatat la, la, ~”

“Cough, Ahem” 4

Taking one deep breath they straightened their back and raised their chins to show a playful smile.

With no back track or instruments, Theodore sang at a high yet soft tone. Two of his clones sang at a much higher tone with the last one sang in a deep bass voice.

(Song: Enormous Penis: By Da Vinci’s Notebook: Songwriter: Paul Sabourin)

“~Whenever life gets you down

Keeps you wearing a frown

And the gravy train has left you behind

And when you’re all out of hope

Down at the end of your rope

And nobody’s there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go~”

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CHAT

[NoSocial]: Argh fuck school flashbacks

[TouchTips?]: Where’s the dick!?

[SugerBaby??]: I’m falling in love all over again

[Umm Yeah, NO!]: Where’d be the penis?

[SmoothButter]: What can he not do?

[XxLost_ScopexX]: I defiantly saw that dick was the winner

[SmallMuffin]: Daddy is the best

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“~Come on and take a walk in my shoes

Never worry ’bout a thing, got the world on a string

Cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues (All of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start-a meltin’ away

Ba-um-ba for visiting.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my happy times are comin’ to stay

I got a sing and-a dance when I glance in my pants

I am-a feelin’ like a sun-shiney day

I take a look at me enormous pe-he-he-nis

And-a everything is goin’ my way

Ba-um-ba~”

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CHAT

[Coffee_N_D!K]:

[AntiMagic]: And now I feel like shit

[420Cali]: Yeah life is pretty good

[DryBread]: Okay that caught me off guard

[WonkyTable]: LOL

[EatPuss]: I’m making this my go-to good vibes song

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Theodore and the clones continue to sing and swing their bodies side to side while clicking their fingers.

Without even noticing it came to the last few seconds of the song with some funny comments shouted out by the clones.

“~And-a everything is goin’ my way(My trouser monster)

Everything is goin’ my way(My meat is murder)

Everything is goin’ my way(Size doesn’t matter)

Ev-ree-thing is goin’ my waaa-aaa-away

Yum~”

They end with the over-exaggerated jazz hands with the brightest of smiles on show.

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CHAT

[ThiCCC-Rear]:

CreamySurprise]: I have never been more attracted to a man singing about his big penis

[Space nuts]: Yeah size doesn’t matter!!

[Infront_Of_My Salad]: Never have I seen acapella be this cool

[Coffee_N_D!K]: I would like a visual on the Enormous Penis

[Master baiter_45]: I’m erect and proud

[SadAssMan]: #SizeDoesn’tMasstter

[LadyLuck]: I await confirmation on the size

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Theodore looked quickly checked his status to see if the task was done. Thankfully it was so it meant he can finally say goodbye again.

“A special thanks to all my donators and thank you to everyone else who managed to catch the stream. I’ll see you tomorrow morning at the same time as always. Bye” Said Theodore before cutting the stream.

Theodore then looked at the very basic information that the system provided on who had attempted to ruin his streams.

All he got as the reward had stated was his name and occupation.

Theodore did a quick search on the internet and found some more details “Sam Laneston he also streams on WideView. His content is mostly relying on his handsome face to react to Wetube videos or memes. Let’s take a look at the Analytics. . . . hmm, The analytics do show that whenever I stream his viewership drops by 70% but other streamers could be the reason as well. It’s cause I’m new and thinks I’m an easy target. Man I hate bullies well If I’ve already taken 70%, let’s see if I can take more”

Theodore sat down and began drawing in a new sketchbook. So far Theodore has three thick sketchbooks, these being “Sole Piece”, “Rose’s Fairy Tales” and one for doodling.

This new sketchbook was for a superhero comic. Currently, the comics of this world lost its supposed popularity with it already having superpowers. So what type of superhero comic do you make when the world sees it as the norm?

“Batman, adapt it to the worlds modern technology setting. Tech is gonna have to be more outrageous than what this world already possess. Dark navy blue bat or black?” Said Theodore while drawing out an outline on of Batman on the front.

Just as he felt like he was having a eureka moment his phone rang.

*RING, RING, RING*

Pulling out his phone he looked at the caller ID and answers “Hi Mary it’s a bit late so keep it short”

“Sorry Mr Hunt, I just need to know you have any plans on becoming a Music Artist,” Said Mary excitedly

Theodore took a few seconds to think about before replying confidently “Becoming? I’m already an Artist”

Mary thought he was referring to being a drawing artist and that he had no such plans but little did she know that Theodore’s music alias is slowly gaining some popularity.

He still has two songs left to chose and produces then he has to just for 500,000 downloads.

“Sigh, that’s too bad Mr Hunt. Is there anything I can do to persuade you into doing music” Said Mary in a suggestive tone

“Let’s not go down this road again Mary you won’t like how R-ough and Br-utal it can get” Said Theodore while slowly emphasising rough and brutal with a dominant and husky voice.

Theodore waited for her replying before hearing a loud *Gulp*

Mary finally replied with the same seductive voice “You’d be surprised by how durable and flexible I am”

“You may be a little older than me but if you keep pushing my buttons I will have test this durability of yours over and over and over again,” Said Theodore with a tad bit more power behind his already dominating voice.

A small shriek escaped from Mary side “Eek”

“Um Mas*Cough* Mr Hunt thank you for your time. Have a good night by” Said Mary in flustered voice before suddenly hanging up.

Theodore shook his head before commenting “She more of a schoolgirl then 30, year-old women and was she about to say what I think she was gonna say”

Theodore put his stuff away and checked on Rose again before heading to bed and getting some much-needed rest.

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