Pick Up A Little Fairy - Chapter 438
“Yue Fei!”
In the early morning, Yue Fei’s dream was awakened by a shrill roar. He rubbed his eyes, freed his arm from qingfan’s arms, pushed aside the ice gauze lying on his chest, carefully pulled his leg out of Linglong’s arms, and finally got out of bed.
Because he didn’t know the truth of the weak water words, he boldly called qingfan to warm the bed last night. Lin Ke Ke’s original plan may be to let him and Xu Xuan have a good night, but that kind of thing still has to go with the flow after all. It’s not a wise choice to start rolling the sheets just after the relationship is established, and it’s even more inappropriate to call Ning Hailan at night, so he has to choose qingfan.
Qingfan is naturally very happy, but I don’t know if it’s because of the ninth pure Yang body, or because qingfan has been separated from the demon body. Qingfan is not his opponent, and he gives up his arms completely.
The distressed Yue Fei has no choice but to summon bingsha shamelessly. But when bingsha comes, Linglong, who has always been inseparable from her, pouts her little mouth and follows her.
Two little guys joined in the fight. One on three, Yue Fei could still maintain a great advantage. Fortunately, with the efforts of the three of them, Yue Fei still squeezed a lot of Yang.
It seems that some of Yang Qi has been released. Yue Fei had a good sleep last night.
It’s a pity to wake up in the morning.
After changing into clothes, Yue Fei frowned and walked out of the balcony, looking at Lin Danqing’s face: “old bastard, what the hell are you doing!? I come here early in the morning to cry, and let people sleep! ”
“Sleep!? How do you like to sleep? ”
Lin Danqing angrily waved his hand: “you see what you have taught my coke!? Oh, my God! Earth! How could I have been blind when you two met? ”
“What’s wrong with coke? You didn’t call her back yesterday
Yue Fei is like a monk of Zhang Er. He can’t figure it out. He looks at Lin Danqing in a daze.
“You have a good idea!” Lin Danqing was even worse, “do you know what she asked us at dinner last night?”
Yue Fei suddenly had a vague premonition: “what?”
“She asked us where to wholesale condoms!”
Lin Danqing rushed to the front of Yue Fei and roared: “heaven! Earth! At the beginning that simple and lovely, most like grandfather long grandfather short pull me coquettish little coke in the end where ah! You little bastard, pay for my good granddaughter
After listening to Lin Danqing’s words, Yue Fei’s expression suddenly becomes very wonderful. How can Lin Ke Ke suddenly think of buying condoms?
wait! Yesterday, weak water seemed to say that she told Lin Ke Ke that if she didn’t vent her Yang, she would only have three months of life
Damn it, isn’t that the reason? Is she going to save herself in the next few months? Although it’s a favorite thing, why do you feel so painful now!
But now Yue Fei can’t tell Lin Danqing the truth, otherwise he’s afraid he’ll go away.
So Yue Fei could only look at Lin Danqing calmly and say, “I said, old bastard, are you confused in your cultivation?”
“What!? How dare you scold me! ”
“Although I’m practicing now, I’m a man, young man, energetic man.” Yue Fei deliberately stretched his body. His soft lines and explosive body unfolded in the morning sun. Lin Danqing’s eyes were full of excitement. “Men naturally have men’s needs. Practitioners’ body is so strong, so the needs are very strong. Cola is my girlfriend. What will happen to us? Don’t I remind you? We’re still in school, and we don’t want to kill people. What’s the big deal about wholesale condoms? It’s just that I didn’t expect her to tell you… Or do you want to be a great grandfather now? ”
Lin Danqing’s brain is beating. Why is it so reasonable to say it from his mouth?
“Besides, it’s no big deal. It’s wholesale condoms.” Yue Fei deliberately disdained to curl his mouth and hook his hand, “come in, let you see my inventory, let you know what is the combat power of a real man.”
Lin Danqing tries to hold back his anger and goes upstairs behind Yue Fei.
“Bang.”
Yue Fei opened a room and waved lazily: “see? This is all my inventory. I’m just afraid to scare coke, so I didn’t let her see it. I didn’t expect that she was so attentive…. ”
As soon as Lin Danqing saw the things in the room, he was immediately shocked and hissed in the air. This nearly 100 square meter room is full of hundreds of boxes, many of which are unsealed. You can see everything inside. Jasper, Durex, sixth sense
Animals!
Animals!
Lin Danqing can’t imagine what kind of inhumane torment the weak Lin Ke Ke will suffer at the side of this animal!
Yue Fei secretly laughs in his heart. Fortunately, he thinks of the warehouse of Wutong God. Otherwise, he can’t control the old bastard.
“How do you know the fighting power of a real man?” Yue Fei said with a sneer: “don’t compare me with those ordinary dregs. Coke will think of buying condoms. What’s wrong? In your eyes, she’s still that little kid with a runny nose and open crotch pants crying when you have something to do? Don’t make trouble. Wake up, old bastard. Your great granddaughter has grown up, is my woman, and has entered the adult world. It’s a big fuss to buy a condom. If one day she says she wants to buy a pregnancy test stick, don’t you make trouble? ”
Lin Danqing’s lips trembled and his eyes turned black. Although he knew that this day would come sooner or later, when the day came, he found that he could not accept it.
“Why does my granddaughter want to grow up, asshole! The world of adults is the dirtiest
I can’t accept that my granddaughter is an adult, has a lover of her own, and even breaks tears with Lin Dan Qingguo, who has done such and such things with Yue Fei.
“Alas, the reality is very cruel. Don’t always think that the child who can sleep safely after listening to the happy combination of Princess and prince in fairy tales will not grow up. One day, he will know that Cinderella and Prince have to do some shameless things when they are happily combined…”
The sudden sound startled Yue Fei: “Damn, ah Huang, when were you here?”
“You were here before you came in.” Ah Huang jumped out of a box and said, “it’s quiet here. It’s convenient for me to think… And lying in the box can remind me of my wandering life before…”
“Just like what I just thought, a pure child who suddenly discovers that his parents have stolen the codeless porn will certainly be greatly impacted, but the growing up people will inevitably come into contact with this knowledge. If they don’t have the psychological preparation in this respect, they will not be qualified parents.”
As soon as a Huang touched his hand, a cigarette came out. Suddenly, a bunch of flames came out from the tip of his paw and lit the cigarette. After a quiet puff, he said: “there is no doubt that the old alcoholic is not a qualified parent…”
At this point, ah Huang suddenly had a licentious smile, and the thief looked at Yue Fei: “it’s the boss. I didn’t expect that you could hear such a manifesto
Yue Fei is hairy all over by a Huang, subconsciously covers his crotch: “where are you looking?”
“Cut, I’m a straight demon. I’m not interested in you. Don’t worry.”
Ah Huang looked out of the window with his cigarette in his mouth, his face full of melancholy.
“What’s wrong with you? All of a sudden, it’s not like your character to be so melancholy. Don’t tell me you’re going to change your melancholy style. ”
“No Ah Huang gave Yue Fei a melancholy look, and then took back his eyes very melancholy. “I just thought that I could abuse the eldest brother at the beginning, but it’s only more than half a year now, the eldest brother, you have broken through to the realm of Yuanying… But! I’m still a half demon! Not even a monster
Ah Huang crouched in the corner with his head in his arms and murmured: “sometimes I doubt that I’m a funny character. Does god forget me to take the rocket for the promotion of boss Mao and open up the aura of his younger sister, and I’ve been so hard pressed that I don’t make any progress?”
Yue Fei was stunned and silent for a long time. He went over and patted ah Huang on the shoulder.
“Ah Huang, don’t be sad.”
Ah Huang raised his head very moved: “boss, I…”
“You know, there is a kind of person called genius in this world. Beside genius, the brilliance of ordinary people will be completely covered up, and I, no doubt, am such a genius, so it’s normal for you to feel so useless.”
“Boss! Your second uncle’s
“Well, in fact, your speed is not slow. At the beginning, you were just a lucky local dog. You suddenly absorbed the pure aura of fairyland and evolved into a half demon. This has been a great blessing. In the past six months, we have been running all over the world. Have you ever seen a second lucky guy like you become a half demon?”
“No
“So, you are already the luckiest one, and the cultivation of monsters takes a long time to accumulate, but you are only half a year, and you are about to become a real monster. Even if you put it thousands of years ago, I’m afraid it’s fast – of course, it’s no match for me.”
“Boss, the last sentence is superfluous.”
“Mm-hmm, it’s rare that I can drag it… Besides, isn’t weak water helping you to refine Huaxing pill? Soon you can completely transform into a real monster, so don’t be depressed. Cheer up and continue to be funny is your duty. ”
“…” ah Huang raised his head with a melancholy face, “boss, why do you comfort me so much that I am more sad…”