Plagiarism In Another World - 45 Burn Baby Burnraid Motherfucker

Mu and Cornelius were walking to the spot where Mu had told all of his potential followers to gather.

Everyone who Mu had asked to join his church was there.

;)You may be a lot of things but you are good at picking people.

“Well it wasn’t that hard I did look into their very being after all,” Mu thought to the voice as he stood up in front of his “followers”.

;)Just take the goddamn compliment see this is why…

Mu drowned out the voice with white voice so that he wouldn’t have to hear his rant.

Mu then started explained to all the people the arrangement he wanted them to be apart of.

The main points however where that.

1.They didn’t actually have to worship him just pretend too so that they can look like a church.

2.They would get free food and lodging.

3.They would not get paid but they could work elsewhere.

4.Free passage in and out of the divine city because his tax would be 0 gold.

“So we all good,” Mu said to the group as the sun started dipping below the sky.

They were all allowed to enter the city as they were being accompanied by a god but it wasn’t all smooth sailing.

Mu and his “followers” were passing by the goddess of fertility’s church/club hybrid when suddenly a group of people being led by a woman stopped them.

The woman was the goddess of fertility and she said,”What’s up virgins..how would you like to hang with us instead of this pussy.”

Mu started seeing red and said,”Hey bitch how about you step aside and let me walk into my church. Before I walk into yours and burn it to the ground.”

The Goddess pretended to be scared and said,”Oh no the big bad corn god is gonna hurt me.”

All her followers started laughing and Mu completely snapped.

Mu took his cane and enchanted it to always burn no matter what was done to it and launched it into the fertility church.

Needless to say the place burned like a matchbox, the goddess was crying as other gods and goddesses tried to put it out.

Mu didn’t see any of this however as right after he threw his cane he walked all of his “followers” into his church.

;)Hey don’t you think you went a little overboard there I mean their gonna start asking questions.

“And do what?” Mu asked the voice.

;)I don’t know but it won’t be good.

“Won’t be good, won’t be good I’ll tell you what “won’t be good”. It “won’t be good” if I blow this entire goddamn continent up!” Mu screamed to the voice.

;)whoa whoa..slow down..cool off…it’s alright ok.

Mu closed his eyes and took a deep breath before thinking to the voice,” Yea I’m alright that goddess just gets me so mad..she’s such a bitch.”

;)She is, but hey you burned down her church so y’all are even.

“Yeah yeah, we are,” Mu thought to the voice as he laid down on the floor and went to sleep.

Unbeknownst to Mu or anybody else a group of fifteen people had just snuck into the city.

These people were a rebel group of Anth Eist that wanted to prove the gods and goddesses were lying by any means necessary.

They heard that a new god was in town and decided that he would be the best one to interrogate or possibly kill because he hadn’t consolidated his power.

They where ready to bust in the windows when one of their members found out the back door was unlocked.

They proceeded to just walk into the church and throw their equivalent of a flash bang which woke everyone up.

Mu’s eyes flew open and saw a sword pointed right at his throat.

A obviously fake deep voice said,”You move you die.”

Mu gave himself immortality before asking the person,”What..What the hell is going on?”

The person smiled under their mask and before they could remember to make their voice deep.

A squeaky almost childlike voice said,”Your being Raided Motherfucker.”