Please Have a Cup of Green Tea - Chapter 89
PG’s victory tonight was unexpected but reasonable.
The 3-0 crush made the “protagonist’s victory over the big devil” in pre-match marketing a joke, and even on the forum, similar posts were constantly dug out of their graves and whipped their corpses.
PG not only got tickets for the final, but also successfully became the first team in the LPL division to be confirmed to enter the World Championship (S competition).
Whether it will be the No. 1 seed or the No. 2 seed depends on the finals.
PG fans expected to win, but they didn’t expect it to be so easy.
BU was strong in the first two rounds of the playoffs, but was unable to fight back in the semifinals.
The average length of the three rounds is only 32 minutes, which can be regarded as a quick decision in the playoffs that often take 40 to 50 minutes.
For the BU who made a big show and showed his hips, the post-match analysis posted a sharp comment:
“Don’t share the pot with the BU of 3-0, the five positions can’t compare”
“Can yang (yang) change his ID to wei (wild
“The third round of BUs contributed 46 players to the league’s largest head count this year, exceeding last year’s record! 》
“The commentator of the LEC region commented on the BU team’s jungler: If I were the coach, I would let Yang get out of the base immediately”
The BU team is a typical championship team. Among them, Woody, who has the most fans, and Chen Zeyang, who has the most fans, were sprayed the worst.
Woody faced countless black fans and other team fans who were unhappy with him, especially Shi Zhong fans who had been complaining for a long time. As soon as the game was over, he opened champagne on the spot and wanted to dance on the mighty Woody fans.
“The newspaper of the world, when you let you scold my family all day long, you are a white-eyed wolf? Tui!”
And Chen Zeyang… In the third round, nearly half of the team died in a fancy way. Someone at the Alphabet Station uploaded his death highlights, and the views were hundreds of thousands.
Someone else specially changed the song “Jungle No Thousand Layers Routine” for him, and the number of broadcasts went straight to the first place in the game area of the website on that day:
“That’s what champion junglers are all about ABCDE:”
“A: I got lost in the wild area~”
“B: Step on the eye to seduce~”
“C: After invalid wrap-“
“D: In situ golden body—”
“E: Looking back, the dragon is gone again!”
“The handsome flashed for a second, but the team battle was instantly melted. If you want to ask the reason, it turns out to be a mess~”
This Japanese song is very popular on the alphabet station, and the effect of the adaptation is also very good, and even triggered a lot of chain reactions.
For example, in the live broadcast rooms of many LPL professional players recently, there are audiences who are not too serious to watch the excitement and ask to watch together.
Some daring junglers laughed and scolded their fans, “Don’t go too far”, while they were duplicitous to watch, and even sang a couple of sentences to improve the effect of the show, and cooperated with the e-sports marketing account to forward and hype one-stop, after all, the popularity is not slow White does not rub.
Fans of the BU team naturally wanted Chen Zeyang to pack up and go to the bench immediately, and even Chen Zeyang’s Weifan questioned his outrageous performance on the field.
On the day of the semi-finals, Mu Yu also went to the scene and secretly sent a text message to Chen Zeyang.
That night, after seeing the information, Chen Zeyang, who was in a very bad mood, did not report to the team, slipped out to spend the night with Mu Yu, and returned to the club the next day.
Seeing Chen Zeyang smashed and broken, the management of BU wanted to replace the bench, but because of the next runner-up match, he was afraid of the rat.
For BU, Xia Guan has no hope, at least to keep the third place.
Because of the three S competition places this year, PG and KD who entered the finals have reserved seats. For the last position, BU must compete with WOW.
WOW is the runner-up in the spring competition, and currently has 30 points.
BU currently has 60 points.
If BU loses to the opponent in the third place match, the points of the two will be equal, and because of the outcome, WOW will enter the World Championship.
So in this game, they can only win but not lose.
For the stability of the team, the coaching staff did not have the courage to push Chen Zeyang to the bench. After all, the backup jungler has not been on the field for a long time, and may have played even more outrageous.
Perhaps it was because of seeing this that Chen Zeyang would have no fear on the night of losing the game, and find Wen Ruixiang to vent his pressure.
Seeing the candid pictures of Chen Zeyang and Mu Yu getting into the car together at a late-night party spread on the forum, Bi Ming felt that his evaluation of him was too accurate.
Soft and rotten, isn’t that what it looks like?
“What are you looking at?” At this moment, Bi Ming felt a warm breath coming from her side.
She turned back and saw the bright eyes of the person who came, and a pair of lovely dimples on the corners of her lips.
It was Meng Dongliu, and behind him was Meng Xishang who was as tall as him.
The two older boys were wearing simple T-shirts, and their hair was cut more freshly. At the same time, they looked at her, as if the puppies fed at home were wagging their tails for candy.
“It’s nothing,” Bi Ming put away the phone, “Just brushing the forum.”
“Oh,” Meng Dongliu didn’t delve into it. Anyway, his purpose was not this. “The coach told us to get in the car quickly. Today we are going to record the trash talk of the final.”
Bi Ming looked at the switch controller in his hand: “Then you still have the game console?”
“It’s been boring in the car for so long, has your sister played it?” Meng Dongliu shook the handle, “Sit next to me later, and I teach you to play “Break Up Kitchen”?”
“It’s not so good, it’s almost the final…” Bi Ming knew about this game, because the two children had played it during the live broadcast before.
“You don’t understand this, right?” Meng Dongliu glanced at his brother and said proudly to her, “This can exercise your reaction ability, the coach said that you can play properly, on the one hand to relax your nerves, on the other hand to test the double Cooperate.”
“We’ll talk about it after the break.” Pushing away the children who were getting closer and closer, Bi Ming lifted her legs and walked towards the elevator, “Aren’t you going to leave? Let’s go.”
While waiting for the elevator, Meng Xishang heard his brother sigh and listen carefully. The guy was still muttering “Why is it different from the comics?” He turned his eyes, took out his phone from his pocket, and entered the watch list. , clicked on the big touch homepage.
Sure enough, the other party updated a new comic last night—
In the room, the teenager and the woman were lying on the sofa together with the game console controller and watching TV.
The game interface of “Break Up Kitchen” is displayed on the TV screen.
The prompt next to it is: [Brother decides to teach his sister his favorite game to play]
The two of them were playing, and they began to jump around.
“Sister, cook, our food is gone…”
“Where do you want to cook?” The beautiful elder sister was only wearing a simple camisole and short shorts. Her usual calm face was dazed at this time, and she looked very cute.
“You let the character walk over and use the handle.” The younger brother, who was sweating on his forehead, reminded her.
“Go over…OK, I will!”
“Very good—ah? Sister, why is this pot on fire…” The younger brother’s voice changed.
The two were playing, and the teenager finally couldn’t help it, grabbed the gamepad to help play: “Look, you have to press this.”
At this moment, he suddenly saw his sister’s embarrassed voice: “I’m sorry, Dongliu, did I cause you trouble…”
At this time, the cartoon specially depicts the close-up scene. The short hair of the woman is a little messy, the lips are touched with one hand, the eyebrows are slightly frowned, and the small suspenders can’t cover the **** collarbone and the ups and downs of the chest. It seems that people can’t bear to rebuke.
Don’t say scolding, normal people can’t stand it at all.
Facing the beauty who rarely shows weakness, the boy’s face in the comics burst out with steam.
The last frame is a complete big picture. The tall boy hugged the woman’s exquisite body from behind in his arms, holding her hand and playing with the game console handle. The corners of their lips were both smiling.
[Finally, with the careful teaching of my brother and the reward of kiss, my sister finally cleared the level. ]
A sketch of a kiss was also attached to the comment area. The boy lowered his head and raised the woman’s jaw to touch her lips and teeth. Behind him was the unhappy brother who looked at them with his arms crossed.
The following CP fans are all hahaha: “My brother must have come down to find a game console, and found that my brother is stealing food again, and I am angry.”
“Brother: You actually play such an exciting game behind my back?”
“Fuck, I can completely make up their appearance, Xi Shang’s face must be very stinky.”
Seeing these comments, Meng Xishang’s face really turned dark.
These fans must be his black fans, right?
How could he…
No, it’s impossible for Lin Nan to be like that boy Meng Dongliu, right?
He looked ahead, and in his eyes was the woman’s perfectly proportioned slender waist and buttocks, as well as the short black hair blown by the wind.
“Why are you two walking so slowly?” She turned her head to look at them, her eyes light, without a trace of tenderness.
It looks like the manga is completely two people.
But this contrast evoked a secret and unspeakable excitement in the twins’ hearts.
The real she is so savage and cold, like a wild rose blooming in the wind, thorny and piercing.
If she makes more intimate actions, will she really show the same moving face as in the comics?
***
Both PG and KD were in the studio, ready to shoot trash talk.
The script official did not give them, let them play freely, and select the best for inclusion.
The pre-match trash talk session of the LPL is already an integral part of the game.
Both sides of the game talk harshly to each other, on the one hand, it can put psychological pressure on the other side, and on the other hand, it can also satisfy the entertainment effect.
For example, there was a player who confidently said: “XX will be killed by me alone.” Although everyone knew it was a joke, but because the game was lost, the screenshot of this trash talk became a special emoji for mocking the blind and arrogant players.
The KD team is very polite when greeting PG, especially when it comes to Bi Ming, several players dare not speak, even when shaking hands, they are very careful, only dare to shake hands.
It’s not pure love, but Bi Ming has been more “famous and famous” recently, and the great achievements of slaughtering her ex-boyfriend have shocked the player circle.
Everyone knows that this season, PG has changed the jungler commander, and the style of the entire team has changed from the previous stable operation to violent aggression, and Bi Ming’s style of play is both risky and ornamental, combined with her tall and heroic. The posture makes her girlfriend fans no less than other male players.
She started a live broadcast before, and the top ten list that gave her a reward, male and female fans each accounted for half of the country.
Local tyrants love to see beautiful women, and everyone can understand.
But rich women also like to see beautiful women, which is amazing.
KD didn’t forget it. During the regular season, he talked a lot, saying that he wanted to end the game quickly, and shook hands with PG’s little sister, and then PG really sent them two quick push rounds that ended in about 20 minutes. .
They watched with their own eyes the beautiful young lady on the opposite side abused Quanquan, and abused them to such an extent that they had no temper. At that time, they understood—
Don’t mess with the Queen Wild King.
Now for the championship, KD can only do his best, to say how much confidence he has… Looking at the way PG slaughtered BU, it seems that there is not much hope.
So when KD started recording trash talk, he was very happy and even laughed at himself:
“After all, the opponent is a PG. If you can win a game, you will be successful.” KD’s assistant smiled.
“I hope Lin can show mercy this time, after all, I’m not a scumbag.” Their jungler played with Chen Zeyang’s meme.
Recently, Chen Zeyang has become the material of ghosts and animals, and has been changed into the protagonist of the mini-game “Bastard Scumbag”, and as the popularity of the game increases, there is a trend of breaking the circle.
“Clock is the champion mid laner, and I am also the champion mid laner. It doesn’t sound like a big difference. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell everyone that he is from the world, and I am from X County.” The mid laner also shrugged humorously. .
“Brother Beizi and I are very familiar, so let’s have a fight with real men on the road.” The top laner clenched his fist.
Finally, there is KD’s ADC, the champion AD of South Korea a few years ago. Although it is now dubbed “old AD” by people, his operation and consciousness are not old: “I hope Lucifer can let me be an old man, thank you.”
Seeing them laugh at themselves, PG also smiled knowingly.
“KD likes to play poisonous milk to other people. Don’t believe their touts.”
“I know, this team is old and sinister haha.”
This trash talk was recorded all afternoon and finally released on the eve of the finals.
At this time, the third place match between BU and WOW was over.
WOW’s Korean jungler Bee, after being beaten by Bi Ming in the first game of the regular season, was overcome with pain. He completed his transformation in the second half of the summer split and improved his hero pool.
The current version is that wild core is king again. His rhythm and awareness are better than that of Chen Zeyang. WOW took out some unpopular heroes and new tactics hidden in the bottom of the box.
In the end, BU lost 2-3 to WOW.
Just like two years ago, fans were completely heartbroken as they watched the team miss out on tickets again.
“Why is Clock gone and we still can’t make it to Worlds?”
“It’s only one game away, haha, we’re only one game away…”
“I committed sins in my past life, and I will fan your team in this life.”
“The sales number ran away, hehe, the five years of youth should be fed to the dog!”
After the news reached PG, everyone subconsciously glanced at Shi Zhong who was sitting in his seat.
The man looked down at the phone with his head down, his bangs drooping, and he couldn’t see his emotions clearly.
“Brother Zhong, are you okay?” Meng Xishang seemed to want to pat him on the back.
“…What can I have,” Shi Zhong raised his head, his expression was the same as before, “Hurry up and train, don’t stare at me.”
“Uh, okay.” Meng Xishang had no choice but to retreat back to his seat.
After a while, Bi Ming saw that he dialed a number and pushed open the door of the small balcony outside the training room.
She tilted her head: this guy… what should I say?
Seems a bit stubborn.
Obviously the team that drove him away and made him bear the name of a traitor still has feelings?
The sound of the team members tapping the keyboard was already heard in the room. Bi Ming looked back at the small door, and finally took a box of menthol cigarettes specially provided by the lady from the drawer and walked out.
The man was talking to the other side: “Brother Wu, um… I’ll do my best, so are you and Xiao Xiao…”
After a while, he hung up the phone.
The wind outside was very strong, and his hair was messed up, and his ink-like eyebrows were stained with an unspeakable gloom.
Until the sound of footsteps came from behind him, the heels hit the slate making a crisp “da-da” sound.
He knew that this was a step full of charm that belonged to her alone.
“Lin Nan, I didn’t…” The man sighed, looked back, and was stunned.
The girl bit a white stick and slowly approached him.
fruit candy?
Or smoke?
She didn’t say a word, just walked up to him and smiled at him leaning against the railing.
Shi Zhong subconsciously remembered the last time he persuaded her not to smoke.
The air was very quiet, she took out a cigarette, and slowly exhaled a puff of mist between her lips, and the soft smoke floated in the air.
Shi Zhong seemed to smell the aroma of mint.
“Do you want it? It’s a good way for adults to relieve their emotions.” In her hand, she handed a cigarette case.
Shi Zhong, who has never smoked, looked at the slenderness and charm in her eyebrows, like a demon that sucked human life, showing off its might in his heart.
He was taught from a young age not to touch tobacco and alcohol that are harmful to health.
He has always been self-disciplined and has never broken his precepts.
Until this moment, her hand was in front of him, and he suddenly wanted to try danger.
“Nicotine numbs a lot of things, people’s nerves, and sadness.” Bi Ming was obsessed with cigarettes for a period of time before, and someone taught her how to smoke cigarettes in a lively way.
But she is not addicted to smoking.
Only at this time, she was sure that he would be addicted.
Because of this menthol cigarette, even if you don’t touch it, you will be tempted.
The author has something to say: Shi Zhong: Smoking is harmful to health (serious)
Cha Cha: It’s so lovable (laughs)
Shi Zhong: … (can’t stand it anymore)