Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 219
, Science is weird: You call this a learning anchor? !
Lin Muge rose slowly as if standing on an elevator.
Five extremely thick and terrifying worms emerged from the ground.
With their appearance, the entire desert seemed to shrink a bit.
At this time, everyone realized that the sci-fi prop bugs that can only be produced by top sci-fi movies are just five hands of Dr. Octopus.
And Dr. Octopus’ body was stepped on by Lin Muge.
Under the moonlight, in the night, it was extremely shocking.
“Brothers, this is a young Doctor Octopus.”
“Too young, too immature…”
He pointed the camera down.
Although the tentacles are ridiculously large, and each of them is comparable to a high-speed train, the body of Doctor Octopus is not as exaggerated as everyone thinks.
It’s barely the size of half a pyramid.
Because the whole is close to spherical, the angle of Lin Shepherd can only see the top of Dr. Octopus’s head.
It is the fleshy skin of the color of sand, and the folds are very special and thick.
“Ling Ning, go down and take a photo with me.”
Lin Muge put the camera on the red panda pillow, and sat cross-legged on top of Dr. Octopus’ head.
Although she had no hands or feet, Ning Ning dragged the camera steadily and half floated into the air.
“This is too big…”
“”childhood”
“If it can still grow up, it may even shake the status of the octopus brother”
“How can Pigeon be so calm…”
“Aren’t pigeons afraid to be swallowed as a flea?”
“I have to say that the name Dr. Octopus is quite appropriate.”
“Pigeon, an occasional **** named”
Barrages flashed by.
After the lemonade floated nearly 100 meters, the camera was barely able to capture the entire panorama of Dr. Octopus.
The entire Doctor Octopus is a super large, super wrinkled meat ball in the middle, with a diameter of 30 meters, which is connected to five terrifying tentacles like desert worms.
It uses three tentacles to stand in the yellow sand in the sky, and two tentacles are raised high.
Lin Muge also imitated its posture, raising both hands high, even more than his scissors.
“You can also help to take a picture, Feifei, thank you all here”
Admiral posted it on the barrage, and even used his body to paste a one-second kiss animation on the screen.
“The more folds on Dr. Octopus’s face, the younger it is. The adult Dr. Octopus is almost two-thirds the size of Brother Octopus. It is very cute and a strange creature suitable for pets.”
“Raising in the desert can also prevent wind and sand, promote environmental protection, and is a kind of beneficial insect.”
Lin Muge picked up the lemonade, took the camera and sat down cross-legged again.
“Its five mouths grow on its five legs, and everyone has seen the way it eats just now.”
“I believe everyone dreamed of having a secret base when they were young. If your home is big enough to keep a Doctor Octopus, you can build a secret base in the mouth of its third tentacle clockwise.”
“Why the third rule, let me demonstrate it to everyone.”
Dr. Octopus has begun to sink again, and Lin Muge also stood up and stretched briefly.
“Wuhu!”
Then he took a deep breath and jumped into the tentacles of Dr. Octopus’ wide-open mouth, under everyone’s disbelief.
But before he could get close, the tentacle throbbed in horror as if he saw the smiling head teacher outside the back door and window while playing with his mobile phone in class, and then blew a big breath to force Lin Muge out. It fell to the sand after several dozen meters.
“The taste of human beings is to them what preserved eggs are to Lord Pei. It is simply unacceptable from the depths of the soul.”
“But it did react a little too violently, probably because it was the first time it saw someone.”
Because Lin Muge wanted to jump into its mouth, Dr. Octopus dived twice as fast.
The entire desert has even turned into an ocean under its reckless stirring.
“So why is the secret base built in the third leg of Dr. Octopus, because its third leg can’t feel the taste and has no sense of taste, so humans can come and go freely, which is very safe and reliable.”
“But I didn’t have the opportunity to demonstrate it to everyone. For the New Year’s Eve, let Dr. Octopus perform a lying sand for everyone.”
Lin Muge yawned and said.
“This is not the same as the lying sand I know…”
“This is not the same as the secret base I dreamed of when I was a child…”
“I’m a little worried about the strange creatures that pigeons have produced that are suitable for pets…”
“So who was the first person in the world to discover Dr. Octopus and have it as a pet, so brave”
“It’s a pigeon and a dog’s head]”
“The whole desert is like an ocean to these creatures”
“Humans are still too small”
Although it was already one o’clock in the morning, there were still more than two million people in the live broadcast room.
Lin Muge’s trip to the desert has only just begun, and he has refreshed everyone’s three views time and time again. It doesn’t make sense at all…
“Brothers, let’s go here first today, I’m a little tired too.”
“How to get a good night’s sleep in the desert while ensuring safety is also the key to survival in the wilderness.”
Lin Muge moved out of the tent from his bag.
“The first thing to tell everyone is that tents are useless.”
“The sand is so soft that you can’t fix it at all. The tent will be blown away by the wind.”
He skillfully pitched the tent and watched it blow away.
“So generally when going to the desert, I suggest that everyone carry a coffin and sleep in the coffin at night.”
“If you go in a group, you can choose a bunk coffin, a double bed coffin, a multiplayer sports coffin, and an e-sports coffin room.”
“I don’t know if you have ever lived in a coffin. Anyone who has lived in it knows that the coffin will give you a very stable and secure feeling, and it will make you feel that it doesn’t matter if I sleep here for the rest of my life.”
“The only downside was that the coffin was too heavy, so I opted for the lighter one.”
“Dang Dang Dang Dang!”
Lin Muge put his hand into the bag, and took out a large mass of cotton bandages with a mysterious look on his face.
“???”
“Don’t tell me Pigeon is going to be bandaged…”
“Help, I’m not surprised, I’m going to be assimilated by pigeons”
“The Coffin Room”
“So pigeon pigeon brought the tent just to show us how the tent flew away??”
Looking at this group of bandages, everyone seemed to be able to predict what Lin Muge wanted to do, but reason still told them it was impossible.
“Seeing this bandage, I couldn’t help but think of the **** mummy women’s clothes with six million fans at that time.”
Lin Muge blushed, and then soaked the bandage in the blood.
“When it’s dry, you can wrap the bandage around your body.”
As the smell of blood dissipated, the entire desert turned into an ocean again.
Various creatures composed of countless sands began to appear frequently, and gathered around Lin Shepherd.
There are more and more creatures around in the moonlight.
Lin Muge also wrapped himself in blood-soaked bandages.
Even the little panda pillows, cameras and backpacks on the side were wrapped around them.
“That way, we can get a good night’s sleep.”
Lin Shepherd lay on the sand.
Then, under the live broadcast of the camera, the sand under him seemed to come alive, slowly lifting him into the air, wrapping him like a cocoon, with only one head exposed.
“Blood-stained bandages can induce creepy creatures to wrap us all over and eat the blood from the bandages.”
“This will make you gather a lot of weirdness around you, prevent wild animals from attacking, it is very safe and reliable, and it is very warm to be wrapped in sand, like a quilt.”
“The feeling of sand running through your fingers is also very hypnotic, kind of motherly.”
The little panda pillow, which was bandaged by Lin Muge, was also wrapped in sand and floated to his side, with only a small head exposed, which was very cute.
Followed by cameras and bags.
“The more important thing is that the blood on the bandage can last for about six or seven hours after eating, and then they will disappear voluntarily, and you will fall on the sand with a snap, which is equivalent to an alarm clock, preventing you from oversleeping. ”
“Weird creatures won’t stray because of strong winds, etc. In short, they are very practical and a must-have skill for desert survival.”
Lin Muge put his hand out of the sand and gave the camera a thumbs up.
“”Alarm clock”
“It seems reasonable…”
“In the eyes of pigeons, wild animals are more dangerous than weird…”
“”Safety”
“It looks so comfortable…”
“Bliss in the Wilderness”
“If I didn’t say it was a desert, I thought it was a beach…”
Now Lin Muge looked like he was covered in sand, and he put on a sand mask.
Where is this hard desert sleeping…
It’s not so comfortable to sunbathe in the sand on the beach…
“I will not turn off this camera. The battery is very durable. Everyone, please go to bed early. We will see you tomorrow morning.”
“Good night Lime.”
Lin Muge adjusted his posture and spoke.
In the deserted desert where one person is full of dangers, he fell into a deep sleep in less than two minutes.
From time to time, sand larvae jumped out from time to time on the surrounding sand.
Various birds made of sand in the air will also land on Lin Shepherd from time to time, and then turn into countless fine sands and merge into the sand wrapped in Lin Shepherd.
Some full of strange things will turn into birds and separate from the sand.
The picture under the whole night looks unusually harmonious.
In this way, Lin Muge perfectly integrates with the beautiful nature in a way that normal people can never imagine…
Although there is no sound in this scene.
But the number of people in the live broadcast room did not mean to decrease at all.
There is no lack of fun watching countless sands form various creatures and then dissipate.
At least it’s more fun than the Spring Festival Gala.
Lin Muge even opened his mouth when he fell asleep.
And then the tail of the water ball will come out of nowhere to give him a sip of water…
He didn’t even have to find water to survive in the wilderness…
…
…
“Snapped!”
At five o’clock in the morning, the genius was bright.
The sand tightly wrapped around the pillow of the red panda turned into countless butterflies and flew in all directions.
Lime also fell to the ground.
She rolled over, took a deep breath to slim her body a bit, and threw off all the bandages on her body.
After taking another deep breath, he jumped onto Lin Muge, found a comfortable position and continued to sleep.
“Snapped!”
At seven o’clock, the winter sun has already illuminated the desert.
The sand wrapped around Lin Muge’s body turned into countless small fish and fell into the yellow sand, without making any waves.
He also fell on the sand.
Next to it is a camera that has been working all night and a backpack that has nothing in it.
“goodmorning.”
“Ow.”
Lin Muge sat up and rubbed his eyes, looked at the camera in a hoarse voice and said something in English, and then added another nonsense.
“Water is coming!”
He opened his mouth.
A few seconds later, the tail of the water mass flew from a distance and gave him a gulp of water.
“Hmm! Cold water! As expected of the tail of the water group.”
“Okay, let’s go.”
Lin Muge squeezed the tail of the water ball in his hand again to squeeze the last drop of water out of its body and washed his face.
Then I took out the toothbrush and toothpaste from my backpack.
“Brothers, don’t forget to take care of your teeth even in such a difficult environment!”
“Otherwise, we can’t bite the flesh after becoming a little zombie. Before we die, we still have to think about the afterlife.”
He looked at the camera while brushing his teeth and said vaguely.
Ning Ning was lying on top of his head obediently, shaking her soft body regularly.
“In the desert, he can still have water to wash his face and brush his teeth”
“even cold water”
“”hard”
“Shui Tuanwei: The water I worked so hard to find…”
“The Weird Capitalist”
“Pigeon slept too well this time…”
“What? I actually watched Pigeon sleep all night?!”
After a night of live broadcast, there were more than 500,000 people in the live broadcast room.
And there are a lot of barrages.
“Okay! Our goal today is to find Xueshanghua, which is the goal of my trip to the desert this time.”
After washing up, Lin Muge put on sunglasses for himself and the red panda pillow, picked up the camera and said energetically.
“At our current location, according to the yin qi, we should have just entered the range of strange gatherings.”
“So we need some means of transportation.”
“Early friends are blessed, because you may see all kinds of strange creatures during the journey.”
He picked up the rod and fished in the desert like yesterday.
This time, before the hook was thrown, a slap-sized sand larvae swung its tail out from under the sand and bit the hook.
But before it could fall, another baby-sized fish jumped out and swallowed it directly.
“Huh! This little brother has a lot of energy.”
Lin Muge didn’t lie down this time.
He stood on the spot and leaned back slightly, and the sardine bit the hook below, leading him forward like a surf.
The surrounding scenery is constantly changing.
As Lin Muge said, the surrounding area under his camera is not the same yellow sand.
A tree made of sand.
Dilapidated buildings made of sand.
Gundam made of sand.
Spaceship made of sand.
There are even various planets made of sand…
“Hey stop stop stop!”
In front of a cliff, Lin Muge quickly caught the sand larvae below.
“Okay, thank you.”
“Brothers, I’m not hungry now, so I’ll release it.”
He put the big fish in the sand again.
“Then everyone, enjoy the so-called forbidden place for humans.”
Lin Muge pointed the camera at the front.
The little panda pillow above his head also stood up.
Because the scene in front of him was too shocking.
Lin Muge was standing in front of a cliff, at a commanding height, and from his point of view, he could have an unobstructed view of the desert below.
In the vast yellow sand, buildings composed of countless sands stand in the wind.
In the sunlight they all radiated golden light.
But architecture is just the least visible right now.
From time to time, a large fish made of sand will jump out of the sand
Countless Cretaceous Jurassic dinosaurs, only seen in movies and storybooks, walk through the building.
In the sky, in addition to countless birds, there are also low-hanging planets.
It is a huge variety of planets that can only be seen in scientific journals. They seem to be hung in the air as decorations by an invisible giant hand.
“how so……”
“This is too… shocking…”
“Why are you still taking screenshots! Just stand still!”
“Following pigeon pigeons, we have seen too many forbidden places for human beings. The beauty and shock of this time can definitely be ranked first.”
“Waking up early to watch pigeon pigeon live is really smart”
“It’s really too wise to stay up from last night until now]”
“It’s just the color of sand, it’s too monotonous”
The number of people in the live room is just over a million.
This scene that seems to travel through time and space will make many people unforgettable forever.
“These are all made of sand.”
“Including those planets.”
Lin Muge said while holding Ning Ning.
“Through this sand city, we should arrive at the destination of our trip.”
He picked up the fishing rod, wrapped it in blood-stained cotton cloth, and swung it into the air.
A pterosaur knocked off the other birds, bit the hook precisely, and took Lin Muge down from the cliff.
“There are so many strange creatures here. It should be the old site of some ancient dynasty or something. If you dig down here, you might really be able to dig up treasures.”
Lin Muge patted the bald head of the pterosaur and said with a smile.
“By the way, everyone, do you want to dye these sands?”
He asked as he looked at the giant Diplodocus passing by him.
In the distance there are Triceratops Tyrannosaurus Rex and various large dinosaurs.
“I knew this would happen before I came, so I brought paint.”
Under everyone’s horrified eyes, Lin Muge actually took out a simulated toy machine gun from his bag, and assembled it very skillfully.
“It’s a bullet.”
He took out an oversized tin box filled with bullets of various colors, a size larger than normal toy bullets.
“I’ll show you guys first.”
Lin Muge loaded a bullet and shot at the pterosaur that he had just carried in the air.
The yellow sand in the abdomen of the pterosaur instantly turned into countless butterflies and exploded.
At the same time, the unremarkable bullet also exploded into colorful paints, dyeing the butterflies turned from yellow sand into different colors.
A few seconds later, the scattered butterflies flew to the abdomen of the pterosaur one by one again.
And the original yellow pterosaur suddenly became colorful.
This shot makes the whole picture have other colors.
“You can rest assured that these pigments are environmentally friendly. They dye the sand and fill the sand with water, which is more conducive to the growth of desert plants.”
“And everyone can hear it. The sound of my toy gun shooting and the sound of sand popping after hitting the weird are very nice.”
“So this New Year’s Eve, I will use the sound of gunfire and explosions to perform a very classic song “Childhood” for everyone while firing these bullets to add color to the sand.
“Eh?”
Before Lin Muge could finish speaking, the colorful pterosaur swooped down to his crotch and carried him steadily, and then hovered constantly in the air, as if urging Lin Muge to shoot for it. The companions add color guessing.
“!!!”
“If other animals, the planets in the sky, and the buildings on the ground become colorful… that would be too beautiful!”
“American Childhood”
“Pigeon! Eternal God!”
“The Dragon Knight”
“Promoting environmental protection while becoming beautiful, is this really an up-master like me that a dead fat house can pay attention to!!!”
“Thank you Pigeon for allowing me to see such a beautiful scene at the beginning of the new year!”
The number of people in the live broadcast room is constantly increasing.
And Lin Muge also rode a pterosaur and started its performance with a gun high.
“Bang bang bang!”
Gunshots kept ringing.
The colored paint kept popping with the sand.
Diplodocus, who was dozens of meters tall, instantly turned colored after several bullets.
Although there is no regularity in the distribution of colors, it is such a wild and irregular color distribution that it is even more shocking.
After he became beautiful, Liang Long also screamed in the sky and nodded to Lin Muge.
“Okay! The audition is over! Please enjoy “Childhood!”
Lin Muge made a sound from Wuhu.
The gunshots gradually became regular under his control, forming the classic melody of Teacher Luo Dayou’s childhood.
And the surrounding yellow sand finally has other bright colors.
Different creatures look different when the sand explodes after being hit.
Some turned into countless colorful butterflies.
Some turned into countless elves.
The planet in the sky turned into countless colorful meteorites, and the meteorites fell and hit the buildings and animals below.
The colored sand exploded again to form more colorful things.
The melody of childhood slowly reached its climax, and the pictures originally composed of yellow sand gradually became colorful in children’s dreams, echoing the songs of childhood.
“So beautiful……”
“Like a rainbow pouring down”
“Beautiful yet stunning…”
“As expected of the up master I follow!”
“Pigeon had so much fun!”
“All the weirdness has been brought up by pigeons!”
Shoot to the passion~www.mtlnovel.com~ Lin Muge no longer cares about the melody of the music, he has already stood on the back of the pterosaur and started to shoot frantically.
Under his leadership, the strange creatures around him, no matter how big or small, turned into a sea of joy, constantly playing and playing.
In the sand sea, everyone can feel the happiness even through the screen.
It is not until now that everyone understands why Lin Muge said that the forbidden place for human beings is an amusement park.
“Hoo! Cool!”
It took more than half an hour for all the bullets in Lin Muge’s hand to be fired.
And the scenery in front of him has undergone earth-shaking changes.
Everything is no longer monotonous sandy yellow, but comfortable and colorful.
Especially the mysterious, huge, low-hanging planet in the sky, the colorful colors blend harmoniously together under the recombination of sand.
The whole picture is as beautiful as a fairy tale.
“Everyone, help me take a picture!”
Lin Muge threw the camera on his chest fiercely into the distance.
A colorful winged Siberian tiger precisely grabbed the camera with its claws and aimed at Lin Muge on the pterosaur.
He held the machine gun in one hand and pointed the scissors in the other, and he also had the same paintball marks on his face.
The red panda pillow on his head has long since been dipped into a paint pool and turned into a colorful red panda.
Behind him, all kinds of colorful creatures, no matter how big or small, all looked at the camera.
The grains of sand on the planet in the sky transformed, forming a big smiling face.
The grains of sand on the other planet next door were similarly transformed, forming four colored Chinese characters and a picture of a roaring tiger in the mountains and forests.
“Happy New Year!”
ps: Happy Year of the Tiger!