Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 221

“…If you want to be big brother, take me there.”

Lin Muge patted the sand above her head.

“Guys, goblins are weird creatures with great engineering and great creativity.”

“Their design in the ground is very complex, and the treasure house of goblins, everyone knows this place is not simple when you hear the name.”

“The goblin elder brother can tell us the most precious part of the whole goblin family in such a specific way, which shows the simplicity and kindness in his heart, as well as his trust in me, which is really touching.”

he said to the camera.

“Brother, don’t worry, I’m just here to make a deal, using this bottle of blood in my hand.”

“So why don’t you stand up, big brother…”

Lin Muge looked at the eldest brother who was constantly exerting force on the sand sculpture chair.

“Ah! I understand! Brothers, Big Brother is exercising!”

“That’s right, brothers, I forgot to mention it in popular science just now. In fact, the mantra lasso and sand sculpture chair can also be used as a fitness tool. As long as you inject fear into them, you can use them for fitness, exercise your arm strength and core power.”

“Big brother is exercising now, and this movement is very standard, and his acting skills are quite superb, as if he was really restrained by the little mantra lasso and the mere sand sculpture chair.”

He pointed the camera at the big brother.

“Have you ever thought that Big Brother might really be unable to break free…”

“”fitness”

“Please don’t understand dove”

“Brother, stand up! Dog head]”

“Big brother doesn’t think we humans are as strong as pigeons…”

“Pigeon is ruining the reputation of our humanity! Humans are very weak, don’t be misled by Pigeon!”

Barrages flashed by.

Although everyone is separated from the screen, you can still feel the pain in my brother’s heart at this moment…

“Ah ah ah ah ah!!”

Being constantly misunderstood by Lin Muge, the eldest brother, whose face turned red and miserable, let out a long scream.

But still useless.

The Mantra Lasso and Sand Sculpture Chair not only work, but they are also exceptionally easy to use.

Like that tight-knit spell.

And Lin Muge is a Tang monk.

“Big brother is fascinated.”

Lin Muge also gave applause from the side.

“Okay, big brother, let’s go to the goblin treasure house, stop practicing.”

After watching it for a few more minutes, Lin Muge easily helped the elder brother to untie the noose of the mantra.

He didn’t even need to pick it up, the noose of the mantra, which was still unyielding just now, just felt it, and it automatically loosened, and it turned into the appearance of turning the rope for Lin Muge to play with.

Seeing that something went wrong, the sand sculpture chair suddenly turned into a mass of loose sand, causing the eldest brother to fall to the ground with his butt.

“what?”

The goblin brother was stunned for a moment.

He looked at the mantra lasso that was constantly flattering to Lin Muge and the sand sculpture chair under him pretending to be dead.

Even if the smart brain spins rapidly for a while, it is somewhat incomprehensible how Lin Muge did it.

“Brother, this mantra lasso is very interesting, and it likes me very much, why don’t we change it now?”

“How about I exchange two bottles of blood for this mantra lasso?”

Lin Muge unequivocally took out two bottles of blood from her bag and placed them in front of her eldest brother.

The Mantra Lasso on the side was shocked and shook his head frantically.

“Two…two bottles?”

“Well, two bottles.”

“make a deal!”

The elder brother took two bottles of blood after hesitating for a while.

Just two mouthfuls just now made it fluttering, and two bottles…

hiss……

Big brother has never felt so happy in his life.

“What a joy to see this mantra lasso.”

Under the shocked gaze of her elder brother, Lin Muge picked up the mantra lasso as a head rope and simply tied her disheveled hair.

“There’s too much sand if it spreads out. When you come to a place with a lot of sand, it’s best to tie your hair.”

Lin Muge gave the camera a thumbs up.

“!!! Brand new head shape!”

“Why do pigeons look so handsome when they are tied so casually!”

“Is the lasso still useful?”

“Headband”

“Pigeons are so white, they look like dead people”

“Pigeon’s hair volume and hairline are really enviable…”

“New Year’s Skin: Dove in the Desert”

Lin Muge simply sorted out the bangs and the sand between the hair gaps for the camera.

“Let’s go big brother, go to your goblin treasure house to see, we will continue to trade if there is something suitable for trading.”

He opened the door and shook the half bottle of blood in his hand.

“Ok.”

Big Goblin took a deep breath.

A tall body of 1.45 meters straight.

The terror of Lin Muge was beyond his imagination.

Such people…are they really here to trade on an equal footing…

It winked at the guards at the door.

“The goblin treasury requires our elder’s scepter to enter, and we need to find the elder now.”

“Can.”

Lin Muge walked with her head lowered.

The height of the entire underground building is only 1.85 meters as high as him.

All he had to do was stand up a little and his head would hit the sand directly above.

Like Gandalf the Grey in the Hobbit Village.

“Everyone, it looks like an ant nest.”

Lin Muge looked at the goblins working on the side, and from time to time gave them an encouraging gentle smile.

The entire goblin’s underground lair is an enlarged version of the ant’s nest.

Each goblin performs its own duties and works conscientiously.

“Everyone, the number of goblins in this family is not very large, but whether it is the construction of the underground or the work on the ground, they have done very well, quite good.”

Under the leadership of the goblins, Lin Muge also watched the daily life of the goblins.

The entire underground world not only has entertainment venues such as cinemas and basketball courts, but also places to learn skills such as schools and technical schools.

very well planned.

“This is our Great Elder.”

Brother Goblin took Lin Muge down several floors and stopped at a place similar to an altar.

In the middle of the altar, a white-haired and white-bearded goblin sat cross-legged with a wooden scepter in his hand.

“I’ll go talk to the elders.”

“OK.”

Lin Muge nodded.

The goblin elder brother took a deep look at him and trotted to the elder’s side.

“Brothers, they are speaking the native dialect of the goblins, which is the goblin language of legend.”

Lin Muge also sat cross-legged on the ground with Ning Ning in her arms.

The goblin elder brother and the elder communicated loudly in a very obscure, dialect-like language.

“Brothers, I never studied in college. I’m very ashamed. Goblin language barely passed the fourth level.”

“But as a goblin, Big Brother’s goblin language is too standard, and he speaks so loudly, to be honest, I can understand it completely.”

“I will translate it in Nancheng dialect for everyone, and make it a little more difficult for myself.”

“Hey, when I took the Goblin language test for level 6, if I played the eldest brother’s voice, I wouldn’t be completely blinded.”

Lin Muge cleared her throat.

The elder goblin and the elder in front glanced at him at the same time.

Lin Muge also nodded to them.

“The elder goblin said ‘why are you talking so loudly’.”

“The goblin elder brother said, ‘It’s okay, our goblin language is the oldest language in the world, and it is absolutely impossible for humans to understand it’!”

“The elder said ‘but how do I feel he understands?’”

“Big brother said ‘Impossible, do you want me to test him?’”

Big Goblin turned his head.

“Human, I curse you to die tonight!”

He watched Lin Muge speak with a standard broadcast goblin.

While Lin Muge translated it in Nancheng dialect, he was flattered and patted his chest.

It was like hearing the most sincere blessings in the world.

“Look, this is the most vicious curse on human beings. If this human being understands it, this is definitely not the reaction.”

“really.”

The goblin elder nodded reassuringly.

The two also started a loud and unbridled conspiracy.

“The Most Vicious Curse”

“Big brother’s worst mistake is to treat pigeon pigeons as human beings.”

“So how many languages ​​does Pigeon master…”

“Absolutely Impossible to Understand”

“Pigeon is a dimensionality reduction blow to strange creatures…”

“The goblins have been played in the hands of pigeons”

Barrages flashed by.

Lin Muge’s so-called Wilderness Survival live broadcast room has become a magical reality.

Today was supposed to be the New Year’s Eve.

Everyone also never expected that Lin Muge would come to the goblin to celebrate the New Year…

“Elder, this human is here to trade with us. He has a very delicious drink and wants to exchange it for our goblin’s souvenirs.”

Lin Muge cleared his throat and continued to translate in Nancheng dialect.

“No, this human Barbara um…what…believe…bread?”

“Brothers, the elder’s pronunciation is a little vague. I barely heard the words bread and believe, and I don’t know what he wants to say. It must be the eldest brother’s voice that is comfortable to listen to.”

He looked at the camera and explained.

Just like when everyone listens to English listening.

“This human being is too dangerous to allow him to enter the treasure house of our goblins.”

“Then what do you think?”

“The underground earth dragon is about to wake up. Shall we trick this human into going to the earth dragon? Treat him as a sacrifice to the earth dragon?”

“good!”

The goblin elder brother and elder, and Lin Muge nodded at the same time.

“Brothers, they seem to be tricking me into finding Tulong to play, but why?”

“If I had known that there was a Tulong here, I would definitely take the initiative to go!”

“Ah, I see! White lies!”

A sudden realization appeared on Lin Muge’s face.

“Brothers, the earth dragon in the goblin’s mouth is a strange creature that lives underground.”

“They are very huge and very earthy. They look very similar to the dragons in the West, and they are docile by nature. They are good pets suitable for housekeeping, but they will eat goblins.”

“Brother Goblin may think that normal humans are also afraid of earth dragons. If you say it directly, I will refuse, so I want to use a white lie to let me see it. It’s very touching, and it’s worthy of being a big brother!”

Seeing the elder brother walking towards him, Lin Muge also picked up the camera.

“Let’s go human, I’ll take you to the goblin treasury.”

“Let’s go, brother, I can’t wait!”

Lin Muge picked up Ning Ning and said excitedly.

“Ah……”

Seeing Lin Muge’s appearance, Big Goblin snorted coldly.

This human still doesn’t know what he is going to face!

That is the legendary earth dragon!

Back then, the strongest goblins were all terrifying and bizarre creatures that were eaten by skewers!

When the time comes, this human being will surely die!

Brother Goblin glanced at Lin Muge, who was ignorant and full of excitement behind him. For some reason, a guilty conscience appeared in his heart…

“The heavy yin is really refreshing.”

The goblin elder brother took Lin Muge to turn left and right, and after going down several floors, the scene finally changed from endless yellow sand to dark rocks.

Lin Muge could finally straighten up and walk.

“Brothers, this should be an abandoned mine.”

He put the lemon on top of his head.

There are still traces of mining on the surrounding rocks, torches on the rock walls, and some fine silver traces can barely be seen on some broken small stones.

“call!”

The goblin elder brother stepped on the stone and tiptoed to light the torches on both sides of the rock wall, and then made a silent gesture to Lin Muge.

It’s a pity that Lin Muge didn’t see it.

“Brothers, do you remember that when you checked the information before you came, you saw that there was a legend that there was a silver mine under Yinshapo?”

“I’ll refute a rumor here. It’s gone. It’s all been mined by the goblins.”

“But silver doesn’t have such a big effect on goblins. When the time comes, I can facilitate the trade between the conspiracy bureau and goblins.”

Lin Muge used a camera to capture the scene of this abandoned mine cave hidden deep underground.

“Is it a bit like the game “Mines in Minecraft, this torch also looks like it.”

He followed behind Big Goblin, and every word he said would have a faint echo.

Although there is the light of the torches, the light of the fire instead highlights the eerie terror in front of the mine.

“It’s like the mine in the Lord of the Rings…”

“There won’t be any terrifying creepy creatures in the mine…”

“Looking at the expression of pigeon pigeons, there must be strange creatures”

“If you can really exchange blood for silver, it’s too profitable!”

“I didn’t expect such a scene in the desert…”

“This mine is so deep”

At present, the small camera is hung on Lin Muge’s chest.

The horror of this first-person perspective never disappoints…

After gradually getting deeper into the mine, the number of torches around it gradually decreases.

Bursts of obscure but huge sounds continued to emanate from the depths of the mine.

Looking closely, the gravel on the ground seems to be shaking…

“The treasure house of our goblins is ahead, and you need to walk on your own.”

“You walk for a while and you will see a stone gate in front of you. You only need to shout twice to open the door, and the door will open.”

When they saw that there seemed to be some white spider silk mixed in between the stone crevices on both sides, the expressions of Big Goblin and Lin Muge changed at the same time.

Only one is terrified and the other is excited.

“Okay brother, walk slowly, I won’t give it away! Open Sesame! Got it!”

Lin Muge said with great energy after doing two breast expansion exercises.

Then, under the eyes of Big Goblin’s hesitating eyes, he trotted all the way into the darkness ahead with the colorful red panda pillow.

“Alas, stupid humans…”

It shuddered, picked up a torch and hurried back the way it came.

In fact, the number of their goblin clan was almost doubled more than ten years ago.

At that time, they were mining the silver mines underground, thinking that the whole desert was wealth.

Unexpectedly, there are also countless dangers hidden in wealth…

Thinking of this, Big Goblin looked back.

But Lin Muge was nowhere to be seen.

I can only hear a faint sound…

Wuhu?

“Brothers! There are so many good things in this abandoned mine!”

Lin Muge said excitedly with this torch.

The intertwined stones on the side were wrapped in snow-white and terrifying spider silk.

The reason why it is terrifying is because these spider silks are actually squirming and jumping, and even wants to take the initiative to crawl on Lin Muge…

“This is the silk of the devil spider, a strange creature that lives in groups in dark mines.”

“As soon as we see their silk, it proves that they are not far from us.”

Lin Muge yawned.

But before it could close its mouth, a spider somewhere between green and blue landed on its nose from overhead, nearly falling into his mouth.

“Hey! It’s dangerous!”

He quickly took the devil spider off his face and put it on his hand.

With the light of the torches, everyone could clearly see the devil-like lines on the blue-green body of the devil spider.

“Barrage bodyguard, barrage bodyguard, barrage bodyguard!”

“Pigeon close-ups have never let me down”

“This… is too devilish…”

“Why does the spider have such lines…”

“If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of watching Dove’s live broadcast…”

“What brand is this camera, pigeon, bad review! It’s too high-definition! Dog head]”

The live broadcast room originally had more than 3 million people.

After the close-up of Lin Muge from the feet of the devil spider to its body, the number plummeted to 1.5 million.

The skin of the entire devil spider is exceptionally smooth, and there is not a single bit of hair on it.

The most terrifying thing is the black lines on it. No matter what angle you look at, it looks like the devil is staring at you, making you chill…

In contrast, everyone finally understands why Lin Muge blurted out the word cute when he saw the big flying spider for the first time~www.mtlnovel.com~ Compared with the devil spider, her body is white and fluffy like a doll The big flying spider is really cute…

“Everyone, this devil spider is motionless.”

“Because devil spiders live in mines without light, their eyes are invisible, and they have no sense of taste. They can only feel fear.”

“I have no fear now, so to them I’m just a rock.”

Lin Muge poked the devil spider on his hand.

“Then I’ll tell everyone about the science. Devil spiders are edible. Is it noon? I’m hungry too, so let’s eat some devil spiders for a cushion.”

“This one is too small. It’s still a juvenile devil spider. The adult one is about the size of an adult’s palm. I’ll grab one for everyone to see.”

He let go of the devil spider in his hand and released his fear.

“Shh!”

All the surrounding darkness seemed to have grown a little deeper, as if there was a black light.

In the darkness, in the crevices of stones, countless devil spiders smashed towards Lin Muge’s body like raindrops.

In a blink of an eye, he was in the midst of countless spider waves.

“Haha, here’s lunch!”

Lin Muge swallowed excitedly.

“This one is pregnant, let it go.”

“This one is just right, you can eat it by picking the head to the tail and removing its legs.”

He took a devil spider and put it in his mouth, so skillful that it was distressing.

The sound of quack quack seems to be eating rice.

After eating, Lin Muge even used the slender legs of the devil spider as toothpicks…

“This one is too small, let it go.”

“This one is too big, let it go.”

“This… hiccup…”

Just when Lin Muge was feasting, no one noticed that a pair of eyes were staring at him in the dark.