Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 223
“???!”
“What is this!”
“Why is there a snake in the hive??”
“Fuck!”
“Pigeon will not be…”
“hiss!”
The speed of this snake was extremely fast, and everyone in the live broadcast room didn’t react at all, and only saw a black afterimage.
“Yo? Cast yourself in the net.”
Lin Muge froze for a moment and said in surprise.
“Don’t move! That’s a two-headed snake!”
Buda shouted in horror.
But without its reminder, everyone has seen that the tail of this black snake is not a tail, but also a snake head.
As soon as Buda finished speaking, the snake head on the tail also bit Lin Muge with a swipe.
The sound of sharp teeth piercing the flesh is clearly audible…
Scarlet blood mixed with dark green snake venom dripped down.
The one-eyed wasp that came into contact with the snake’s venom shuddered and fell to the ground.
“Hey, don’t rush to leave, I haven’t learned about you yet!”
The two-headed snake just opened its mouth and wanted to slip away, when Lin Muge pressed it back abruptly.
“what?”
The operation of pressing the snake’s fangs back into his wound made Buda gasp.
“Brothers, the scientific name of this snake is the mother-son snake. There is a small bulge between the eyes of the snake’s head, and the other end is the snake’s tail.”
Lin Shepherd jumped down the stairs made of one-eyed bees.
The mother and son snake, which was tightly held by him on the arm, struggled frantically, and blood and venom splattered from his wound.
Buda, who was on the side, looked at the mother and son snake inexplicably for a few seconds, and could clearly see the panic and remorse in the mother and son snake’s eyes.
It was obviously the Lin Shepherd that was bitten by this snake.
But now it was Lin Muge’s face full of ecstasy, and the mother and son snake seemed to be in great pain.
At this moment, it seemed to realize that Lin Muge’s self-introduction just now didn’t seem to be talking about himself…
It’s talking about mother and son snakes…
“The mother-son snake is a highly venomous snake, but its venomous strength is very weak.”
“How do you say this, it is to make a list of all the unhealthy things in the world, the corpse poison is ranked first, then the third one is spicy strips, and then the other 108,000 is the poison of mother and son snakes. ”
“Normally speaking, the bodies of weird creatures are somewhat poisonous. If you eat them all the time, you will accumulate poison from all kinds of weird creatures in your body, but it’s not fatal and it’s not dangerous. For example, now my body continues a lot Nameless little poison.”
“The venom of the mother and child snakes entered my body, and before it could damage my health, it would be killed by these nameless little poisons.”
Lin Muge said vividly.
While he was chatting and laughing, the mother and son snake that bit his arm had fainted.
“And the fangs of the mother and child snake are similar to the needles of mosquitoes. It not only injects toxins, but also absorbs them instinctively.”
“I ate so many strange creatures, and the poison accumulated in my body was absorbed into the body by the mother and child snakes while eliminating the poison of the mother and child snakes.”
“So this kind of snake is very self-sacrificing, and being bitten by it every one or two months can clear away heat and detoxify, and is very healthy.”
Under Buda’s dull gaze, Lin Muge took the mother and son snake, who had fainted to the point of sticking out her tongue, from her arm, and then used it as a head rope and a mantra lasso to tie a knot to tie her hair.
“”Detoxification”
“Snake venom entered pigeon and pigeon before I found myself stepping into **** dog’s head]”
“Nameless Little Poison: Brothers, this newcomer is going to bully it”
“”altruism”
“Hey, want to escape?”
“Pigeon’s borrowing has become more and more proficient”
Everyone in the live broadcast room looked at the fainting mother and son snake on Lin Muge’s head, and for a while they didn’t know who to feel sorry for.
“Don’t look at this wound very ferocious, but it doesn’t hurt. Go home and wash it with a big spray of mushroom juice and it will scab the next day.”
Lin Muge showed everyone his red and green wounds.
The four pitch-black holes were painful to look at.
But Lin Muge’s face was relaxed, even inexplicably intoxicated…
“This mother and son snake should have gone to the beehive to steal honey. Leave the unfinished work to me.”
Lin Muge stepped on the one-eyed bee again and received two large bottles of honey.
“Brother Buda, after drinking this bottle, your injury will almost heal.”
He shoved a bottle directly into Buda’s arms.
“Thank you…thank you…”
Buda, whose brain was down and refreshed, said numbly.
“Brother, you can go back to the goblin now. If you can’t bear me, you can go back to the devil spider and wait.”
“The yin in the front is too heavy, and it will speed up the spread of toxins in your body.”
Lin Muge closed his eyes and felt it.
“Then I’ll go back first…”
Buda wanted to remind Lin Muge that there was the legendary Tulong in front of him.
But looking at Lin Muge’s sunny appearance, after all, she still hugged honey and left silently.
He didn’t understand.
Are all humans so arrogant now?
“But brother Buda, it’s fate that we met once. Before you leave, let me play a song for you.”
“what?”
Buda was stunned for a moment, just now Lin Muge said the word “playing”…
But he looked left and right and didn’t see any musical instruments…
“Look, these one-eyed bees, who are motionless because of the mother bee’s choice suffering disease, are very suitable for musical instruments.”
Lin Muge composed a guitar with the one-eyed bee on the side.
“Shh!”
He strummed the strings, and the sound of the one-eyed bee’s wings humming and vibrating actually sounded a bit like a guitar…
“No way……”
There was a touch of “I really don’t understand” pain on Buda’s face.
Why can’t it keep up with the thinking of this human even if it tries its best to power?
“Brother Buda, this situation made me think of a very suitable song.”
Lin Muge looked around the surrounding stone walls.
“A classic Cantonese song of our human beings, “The Sea and the Sky Give You.”
He strummed the strings again.
“The sea…the sea is wide and the sky?”
The pain doubled directly on Buda’s face.
Where is the sea here? Where is the sky? How can there be a vast sky?
I can’t understand!
I am in so much pain now!
Buda closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and rubbed his brows vigorously.
“My Cantonese is not very standard, you can sing with me on the barrage.”
Lin Muge sang aloud with the one-eyed bee’s honey pinned to her waist and stepped on the one-eyed bee with a guitar made of the one-eyed bee.
“Forgive me for the indulgence of love and freedom in this life”
“I’m also afraid that one day I’ll fall down oh oh oh oh”
At the climax, the barrage is full of green “We forgive you for indulging in unrestrained love and freedom, but also ask Pigeon to let us go”.
In the live broadcast room, more than 3 million people were abruptly sent away by him for 2 million.
It may be because he was detoxified by the double-headed snake, so he was refreshed. The whole song of Lin Muge was full of emotions and no skills.
Hearing that the lime above his head was also pale, Buda was even more dazed and twitched.
“This song should be in heaven!”
“Today I listened to the song of the king, and I live in Xunyang City, where I lie in sickness”
“Buda: Peach Blossom Lake is three thousand feet of water, not as good as pigeons sending me love”
“Thanks to Pigeon for letting me understand that no one is perfect]”
“God opened the gates of **** to Dove, and closed the window of his voice.”
“You sing very well, please don’t speak again next time.”
“I decided to set the Dove version of the sea and sky as my roommate’s alarm”
“Brother, if your roommate gave you a sigh, I respect you as brothers.”
Lin Muge ended the song, and the people who stayed in the live broadcast room lost half their lives.
After his baptism, everyone also understood the preciousness of life.
“Okay, bro, goodbye.”
Lin Muge took a deep breath and patted Buda on the shoulder.
“Goodbye!”
Buda said through gritted teeth, and then rolled and crawled out of Lin Muge’s sight.
“Look at how moved Buda is, he walked so fast in order not to let us see the tears in his eyes.”
Lin Muge said happily.
Without the fear check and balance of Buda and Lin Muge, the surrounding one-eyed wasps can finally move.
“When they see that there is less honey, they will go to the snow scorpion, we just need to follow them.”
After being able to move, the one-eyed bee wanted to kill Lin Muge, but unfortunately, Lin Muge didn’t have the slightest fear at all.
After a few random laps, the Cyclops started working again.
A team of Cyclops also flew deeper into the cave at the bee’s bee’s bee.
“We’ll just follow them quietly.”
Lin Muge swaggered behind the one-eyed wasp team.
Although the entire mine was winding, it was enough for Lin Muge to pass through.
Along the way, we also saw many strange and strange creatures.
Some edible forest pigeons are also eaten directly on the principle of not wasting.
“I can already feel the cold air, brothers.”
After walking for more than 20 minutes, Lin Muge burped and pointed to the front.
In addition to the whirring of the cold air, everyone could also hear the grunting vibrations that sounded like the train was about to arrive at the station.
The deeper you go, the louder the sound, as if there were some ancient beasts.
“Brothers, this is the cry of the legendary earth dragon.”
“Like some dragons in Western legends, Tulong likes to collect shiny things, and then lie down and sleep in their collections.”
“But they’re not big, about the size of one of the paws of the Doctor Octopus we saw in the desert.”
The one-eyed wasp team in front had long since disappeared, and Lin Muge was no longer in a hurry.
Just follow the airflow and find the exit sooner or later.
“Although Tulong is small, it likes to live in a big place.”
“So if I guess correctly, there may be an open-air super cave in front of it, in the deepest and deepest part of Yinshapo.”
“We now need to climb some way up.”
Lin Muge sighed and stopped.
In front of him was a very steep rock wall, and the snoring of the Tulong came from above.
From time to time on the rock wall, sand would fall under the vibration of the earth dragon’s snoring.
“Brothers, it is also a very common situation to survive in the wild and suddenly find that there is no road ahead.”
“For example, now, there is a mountain in front of me, and normal people can fly up, but if there are no strange things around, we can’t fly, what should we do at this time?”
“We can use the weird creatures around us and the supplies on us.”
Lin Muge took out the bottle of honey she just collected from her bag.
“One-eyed honey is a very viscous liquid that we can smear on our hands and climb up like Spider-Man.”
As he spoke, he smeared honey on his hands, and then climbed up on the 90-degree rock wall with his bare hands.
Climb down again.
“But this method is very hurtful, and it is not recommended for everyone to use it.”
“The teeth of the mother and child snakes are very sharp and durable.”
After wiping the honey on his hands, he untied the mother and son snake tied above his head.
“Ok?”
Feeling the movement, the mother and son snake, who had no idea what was going on, was pressed by Lin Muge on the rock wall as soon as she opened her eyes in a daze.
“Look, their teeth can be easily inserted into the stone, and we can pull out their teeth and make a simple rock climbing stone or something.”
“Ok……”
When the mother and son snake heard that they were about to pull their teeth, they rolled their eyes and fainted again.
“So as long as you think carefully and make good use of the strange creatures around you, you can climb up the rock wall.”
He reattached the mother-son snake to his head and gave the camera a thumbs up.
“Been taught a lesson”
“Study lost”
“I thought the same thing when I was alive”
“Good at Thinking”
“Pigeon’s thinking is really not very human”
“So how is Pigeon going to get up?”
“Isn’t there a Tulong living on it? I’m going to let the Tulong take me up.”
Lin Muge put the camera aside.
“Under normal circumstances, I advise everyone not to disturb the creatures like earth dragons. Even I am very nervous now.”
He said while doing a simple stretch.
Only happiness can be seen on the whole person’s face, and there is no so-called nervousness at all!
“As we all know, Tulong likes shiny things.”
“It doesn’t care what it is when it sees the shiny thing, it will only bring this thing back to the nest for the first time.”
“We just need to make ourselves shining to wake up the sleeping earth dragon.”
“But how do we become shiny? We just have to stand still because our hearts are pure, shiny, shiny, shiny!”
He patted his chest and said righteously.
There was no barrage in the live broadcast room for a while.
“Ha, just kidding.”
Lin Muge took the red panda pillow.
“Now this throw pillow is Ning Ning, but it used to be Xiao Ru’s.”
“Everyone should have seen it. I replaced some fragments for Xiao Ru’s mirror. Those fragments are now placed here.”
He stabbed away the little panda pillow that was blindfolded and twisted, and took out two mirror fragments from it.
“If Xiao Ru is strong enough, he can even project into this mirror fragment from home.”
“Hey everyone! Isn’t this Xiao Ru!”
As soon as Lin Muge pulled the red panda’s pillow back on, he saw the figure of Xiao Ru slowly appearing in the fragments of the mirror.
“Xiao Ru, say hello to everyone!”
He pointed the camera at the mirror fragment.
But Xiao Ru inside ignored him, and instead pulled the camera in the mirror and aimed at a sandbag hanging in front of him~www.mtlnovel.com~ The sandbag had a photo of Lin Muge on it.
Without saying a word, Su Xiaoru began to violently output to the sandbag.
“Look, Xiao Ru is exercising! Boxing, keeping fit, it’s great!”
Lin Muge said happily.
After a while, the little Ru in the mirror fragments disappeared.
“But the entire fragment lit up in a flash, and the entire cave was instantly illuminated.”
“Xiao Ru can be connected remotely. At this point, Xiao Ru is basking in the sun at home, so this piece of debris can also reflect sunlight, but it only lasts for a while.”
“But this brightness is enough!”
He raised his neck and held the fragments, frantically seducing the earth dragon above.
“boom!”
Before Lin Muge could explain, a loud noise suddenly came from above.
Immediately afterwards, a giant dragon covered in local tyrant gold descended from the sky, gently embraced Lin Muge with its cherry mouth, and flew into the sky.
After the picture under the camera swayed wildly, the field of vision suddenly widened.
The endless yellow sand reappeared.
Only this time the desert was covered with a layer of pure white snow.
On the snow, white and flawless flowers like ice swayed in the wind.
But such a beautiful picture only lasted a few seconds.
Before Lin Muge could sigh with emotion, the Tulong circled in the air and swooped into its huge open-air nest.
“This is really… a local tyrant…”
The dazzling array of treasures made Lin Muge take a deep breath.
At the same time, the shards of glass in his hand also stopped the jet of light.
Everyone also saw the anger in the huge vertical pupils of Tulong behind him from the reflection of the mirror.
With the size of Lin Muge, Tulong could easily crush him to death in the blink of an eye!