Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 261

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“What happened to this thousand hands???”

“The last time the pigeons ate the sea crickets, the black things that were parasitic on the sea crickets all ran away on a thousand hands.”

“The temperament of Qianshou has changed greatly [dog head]”

“Become like Lin Shepherd [dog head]”

“Even Qianshou’s cigarettes are more expensive than mine…”

“So how did Chishou smoke?”

“It doesn’t even smoke at all…”

Seeing this scene, everyone in the live broadcast room had the same reaction as Lin Muge.

Nothing but surprise.

“What are you doing here?”

Lin Muge picked up the little flying spider and asked the blackened thousand hands.

“Shuhuazi, are you blind and can’t see?”

A very enchanting and very feminine voice came, which startled Lin Muge.

“Fuck?”

He took a deep breath, frowned and squinted before seeing eight mouths growing between the four fingers of this blackened hand.

That is if it wants to…

You can even smoke eight Chinese sons at a time…

“Whoops this parasite… It’s funny, guys.”

“Those black liquid-like things on Qianshou are a kind of deep-sea parasites. Generally speaking, they live on sea crickets, but the last time I ate sea crickets, I ran to this passing Qianshou. on.”

“Normally, Qianshou is a weird plant that needs to be rooted on the ground, but after being parasitized by this weird animal…it changed.”

“It’s not what it used to be.”

Lin Muge took out his mobile phone and took a few pictures of Heihua Qianshou from all angles.

“You bastard, didn’t you say shake it for five seconds, what do you want to do the more you shake it?”

Heihua Qianshou directly slapped Xiao Qianshou who was shaking the chair for him.

“What? Do you have an opinion? Hold on.”

“Go downstairs and play, and then put this stupid spider down for me. Did I let you hold it?”

It noticed Lin Muge’s eyes and said arrogantly.

Then he turned sideways with his orchid fingers and continued to smoke.

Seeing that Lin Muge was stunned.

With an ashtray and a lighter on the side, the twins, Qianshou, looked at him pitifully.

The old Qianshou who was massaging also begged him for help in sign language.

“Good guy…”

“You are all domestic violence, and you need to bear legal responsibility.”

Lin Muge snuffed out the cigarette in its hand.

“I originally thought that your parasitism on Qianshou would make Qianshou better without affecting Qianshou, but since your behavior is so bad, I decided to have the former Qianshou.”

He directly dragged the blackened thousand hands back to the house.

Then he picked up the other thousand hands.

“Hehe, I laughed so hard, I’ve merged with your Qianshou now, and if you kill my Qianshou, you will also die.”

“Are you willing~”

The blackened thousand hands floated in the air, and said while repairing their black nails.

“This is this is it talking?”

Ning Ning’s eyes widened and trembling slightly pointed to the black hand.

“Does it speak?”

“Is it still human?”

Brother Xizi and Ji Fanbu were also surprised.

“Hehe, stupid human.”

Seeing the shocked appearance of the people around him, Hei Hua Qian opened his fingers and laughed wildly.

“From today onwards, I’ll take care of this home.”

“You, this Pleasant Goat, will replace that stupid spider as my pet in the future.”

“You, this little girl who eats candy every day, will be responsible for cooling my bed in the future. I only sleep in the quilt at 22.1415926°.”

“You, this head, I like to sing, dance, rap and basketball, just be the ball.”

“You, this human who popularizes science every day, don’t hurry up and catch me a little more weird and come back to serve me.”

Heihua Qianzhi pointed at everyone around and said.

But it was answered only by silence.

“Is it…is there…something wrong with it?”

Brother Xizi pointed to his head and asked tentatively.

Li Ning was also stunned.

Lin Muge didn’t know what to say for a while.

“The Humans of Everyday Popular Science”

“It was quite demanding”

“Is this blackening, love love”

“I can’t take it anymore, it actually made my wife warm the bed”

“There is only one hand in a thousand hands, why are there so many plays…”

“And it’s so enchanting…”

“Although Qianshou has no face and body, I can see the face of a **** through the expression of its hands…”

“The Powerful Actor”

At the same time as rows of barrages flashed by, Lin Muge also burned a fire stick.

“Brothers, all strange creatures are afraid of heat and fire, so this fire stick can easily drive away this kind of strange creature that parasitizes on the surface of thousands of watches instead of inside the body.”

Lin Muge put the camera aside.

“What are you doing?”

“I told you that I and Qianshou are now one! The consequences of forcing us to separate like this are unimaginable!”

“I advise you to do it yourself!”

Heihua Qianshou was obviously a lot more cowardly in the face of the red-hot fire stick.

“Why? Come here! Escort! Escort!”

“We are brothers and sisters, dear friends and relatives!”

“You fools! Even if I don’t serve me, I have to serve this human being!”

Lin Muge’s pressing step by step made Hei Hua Qianshou feel at a loss.

But the other thousand hands around were holding their waists as if they were watching a play.

“Give it up, did you think about them when you were domestic violence?”

Lin Muge had forced Heihua Qianshou into the corner.

Just like what he said, under the pressure of the fire stick, the black surface of Qianshou kept dodging, and even the original pale skin of Qianshou was exposed.

“Wow.”

Brother Xizi sighed perfunctorily, holding the sheep’s hoof behind Lin Muge.

The other thousand hands also came around holding hands.

“No! Leave me alone!”

“I’ll give you a few kowtows!”

Under the control of Lin Muge, the fire stick forced the parasite into a corner without touching Qianshou’s skin.

It was still arrogant just now, and it knelt down on the ground and kowtowed to Lin Muge.

“Well, I’ll give you a chance to conduct our family’s first democratic vote.”

“Agree to execute this parasite, please raise your hand to return the thousand hands to us.”

After Lin Muge finished speaking, he raised his hands directly.

All the thousands of hands were also standing on the ground, Lin Muge had never seen them stand so straight in his life.

Ning Ning and Brother Xizi raised their hands high.

The bodies of Xiao Shiyi and Ji Fanbu outside also agreed.

Even the Mona Lisa portrait hanging in the hallway raised his hand.

“Oh, no way, public opinion.”

Lin Muge said openly.

He didn’t give the parasite another chance, and stabbed the burning stick directly on its body.

“Stab!”

With a puff of ash smoke rising, Qianshou returned to its original shape again, and fell to the ground softly.

“Come on, high five.”

“shake hands.”

“Hold your fist.”

“Scissors, paper, rock.”

“Okay, it’s still the same as it is.”

After a set of actions, Lin Muge also successfully verified Qianshou’s true body.

“Okay, a little episode within the family.”

Seeing that the thousand hands were hugging again, Lin Muge returned to the second floor again, and skillfully moved Xiao Ru’s mirror for a little lighting.

“Next…”

“Eh? There’s a captain’s bullet screen here.”

He clicked on the pop-up screen.

“Hello Pigeon, I have encountered some problems. I really want to consult you and everyone in the live broadcast room. Can you?”

“Yes, of course.”

Lin Muge said with a smile.

“It’s just enough time for a live broadcast. If you have any questions, you can feel free to consult me.”

He directly opened the voice permission to the captain.

“Hello Pigeon, I want to tell a story first, about… a dog.”

A very clear female voice came.

Ning Ning suddenly became alert, and silently floated to the camera, pricked her ears and listened.

“Okay, please speak.”

Lin Muge made a gesture of invitation.

“Once upon a time, there was a little girl whose parents were businessmen and had little time to look after her, so I bought her a puppy.”

“The dog’s fur is as white as snow, so the girl named the dog Baixue.”

“Bai Xue likes to play with girls very much, and always likes to stick to little girls.”

“But every time the girl said ‘sit,’ Snow White would just sit there.”

“Every time a girl goes out, as long as the girl points to the door and says to sit, it will wait for the girl to come back, even if it is from morning to night.”

There was a smile in the captain’s voice, as if thinking of some good memories.

“Later the little girl grew up and entered puberty.”

“Bai Xue is also getting old. Because of an accident, his right leg couldn’t use any force and he limped when he walked.”

“And this girl who has seen a big girl since childhood, I don’t know when it started to despise her, and envied the cute kittens of other classmates. Every time she goes home, she always wears cat fur, but Bai Xue still looks like a It’s like when I was a child, I like to pester little girls.”

“One weekend, the little girl asked her boyfriend to go swimming by the lake, but it was a wild lake where swimming and fishing were prohibited, and it was summer, so it was very dangerous.”

“But for her boyfriend, the girl still prepared **** swimsuits and delicious snacks.”

The captain was silent for a moment.

Lin Muge and Yu Xinning, who had been listening, also looked at each other and seemed to have thought of what would happen next.

“Bai Xue seemed to know where the girl was going that day. She tried her best to stop the girl, and even got into the same car with the girl.”

“The girl didn’t want her boyfriend to know that there was an old-fashioned dog like Bai Xue at home, not to mention that her boyfriend liked cats, so she said ‘sit’ to Bai Xue on the side of the road far away from the lake.”

“Bai Xue also sat down obediently, just like when she was a child, and didn’t follow.”

“But the weather in the suburbs changed so fast, a rainstorm suddenly hit, and when the girl wanted to go ashore, she was horrified to find that her legs were entangled in something at the bottom of the river.”

“She struggled in horror and waved, her tangled leg even cramped, but her boyfriend thought she was joking and waved with her on the shore.”

“Just when the girl couldn’t hold on anymore, Bai Xue appeared behind her and untied the plastic bag that was wrapping her, and then walked away silently.”

“And when the girl was in the car going home, through the car window, she saw the drenched white snow still sitting in the place she said in the morning, waiting for her like she did when she was a child.”

The captain’s voice became more choked up.

“But even so, Bai Xue didn’t win back the girl’s heart, and she was even more alienated from her.”

“Until that day, the girl’s parents had to change jobs again and they were leaving the city.”

“On the platform, Bai Xue thought the girl would leave with it, but the girl looked at it and said ‘Bai Xue, sit down’.”

“Bai Xue’s heart must have been broken at that time. She was in tears and knew what it meant, but she just sat on the platform.”

As the captain spoke, he suddenly sobbed.

Lin Muge and everyone in the live broadcast room didn’t know what to say for a while.

Only Lemony on the side pouted in disdain.

“Ahem, if I’m not mistaken…you’re the one in the story…”

“Yes, that’s right, I am.”

The captain took a deep breath and turned on the camera.

On the screen, there is a snow-white dog head.

“I am the dog, Snow White.”

It looked at Lin Muge and said.

The expression of Lin Muge in front of the screen froze directly on his face.

Lemony in the blind spot of the camera also vibrated her pupils.

Even Brother Xizi, who only listened to the sound every time he looked at the screen, spat out a mouthful of water when he heard “I am that dog”.

There were more than 4 million people in the live broadcast room. The moment they saw Bai Xue, there was not a barrage on the screen.

Then countless question marks spewed out.

“Sorry I didn’t think of that”

“Guess the wrong protagonist”

“You’re a Dog”

“Even a dog has money to give Pigeon a captain…”

“This turning point happened in pigeon pigeon’s live broadcast room so reasonable”

“I was just about to tell a story so boring…”

“Damn it, I didn’t expect this to happen at all…”

“I thought it was the little girl in the story telling the story, she regrets it now”

Looking at Bai Xue’s lifelike dog head on the screen, Lin Muge swallowed all the comforting words in Lin Muge’s stomach, such as “You can go back to Bai Xue”, “Humans love the new and hate the old”.

After all, these comforts are all based on the premise that the captain is the little girl.

No matter how bad it is, the captain can be a person.

But he really didn’t expect the captain to be…

“You don’t have to pretend to be surprised to comfort me.”

“I believe everyone already guessed my identity when I first started telling stories. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com”

Snow White wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with her paws.

It is hard to imagine that it can produce such a clear and standard female voice.

“Pigeon, I’m your fan.”

“I have the phone number of the girl in the story, and I’m struggling every day now, should I call her.”

Bai Xue’s teary-eyed black dog looked at Lin Muge, and then took out an apple of 13x, 1t.

“Sorry I didn’t wear glasses just now, so you may think my eyes are fierce.”

It put on a reading glasses again, drank the wolfberry water on the side, and spit out the wolfberry accurately.

ps: Do you think you should make a phone call?

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