Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 263

“Ace Pigeon [Dog Head]”

“Why are you suddenly going to the Mermaid Wharf?”

“I can’t sleep without watching Doge’s popular strange creatures on the popular science network!”

“Yesterday I talked to my family Erha, my mother thought I was stupid”

“Pigeon went to the pier last year or climbed the typhoon for New Year’s Eve last year. It’s been so long in a flash.”

“Mermaid: Don’t come here!”

At six o’clock in the evening the next day, Lin Muge started the live broadcast on time.

He flipped left and right in the storage room and took out a black card.

“Brothers, I finally found it. This is the Mermaid Wharf black gold membership card given to me by the Conspiracy Bureau.”

“As long as you have this card, you can swipe it at the Mermaid Wharf.”

Lin Muge put away the membership card and took out the ancient sheepskin scroll.

“Then explain to everyone why I went to the Mermaid Wharf to buy goods today, because of this ancient sheepskin scroll.”

“I’ll show you a wave.”

He dripped a drop of blood on the ancient scroll like yesterday.

“Look, the blood is being absorbed because this thing is alive and it’s made from the bark of the color-changing tree.”

“This tree person lives up to its name. Like a chameleon, it transforms itself into the shape of its surroundings.”

“Because it was stuck to the chest all the time, it became sheepskin.”

“But to see the map and the specifics on it, you have to get it back to the way it was.”

“In the depths of the sea, the blood of a strange creature is very bitter. If you soak this ancient sheepskin scroll in the blood of this strange creature, it will be unbearable, and it will return to its original appearance…”

Lin Muge gave everyone a brief popular science while packing.

“Brothers, the first time I went to the sea with Brother Liang by boat, I thought about diving to the bottom of the sea to show everyone the merman’s lair.”

“But after all, it was the first time to cooperate with Brother Liang, and Brother Liang was still a little hard to let go.”

“Yesterday, I watched the sky at night and looked at the calendar. Today is dark and windy, and the sky is very good. It is a good day and auspicious day. It is suitable for funerals, so it is very suitable for catching the sea and diving.”

“Then I’ll take everyone to dive into the bottom of the sea today and enjoy the merman’s lair.”

He picked up his bag and picked up the camera.

“You call that chasing the sea…”

Director Tibetan Fox, who was watching the live broadcast while eating dinner, almost choked.

On the night he went to sea with Lin Muge, whether it was the wind and rain that caused Lin Muge’s body to induce electricity or he personally went to sea to beat the fishermen, it completely overturned his three views.

Sometimes in his sleep he would dream of a giant octopus more than ten meters high…

“If that’s chasing the sea, then picking up crabs on the beach and digging for the king of razors is nothing…”

Director Tibetan Fox buried his head and ate a big bowl of rice.

But in fact, he also really wanted to see the underwater world.

“Reaching the Sea”

“Auspicious Days”

“Why didn’t Pigeon take Director Tibetan Fox to [Goutou] this time”

“The director must be able to let go now, right?”

“The Funeral”

“I see the weather forecast that there is no storm in the sea in Nancheng today. Is it too safe for pigeons?”

“10 million pigeon fans dare to go out to sea so safely, it’s hard to imagine what will happen to pigeon’s 100 million fans [dog head]”

“Playing a big name belongs to yes”

The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually exceeded 3 million.

Everyone was very scared when Lin Muge went out to sea for the first time.

Now that Lin Muge’s three views on them are constantly being refreshed, everyone is numb.

“The funds are a little tight recently. I won’t take a taxi when I go to the terminal, just fly.”

“I don’t know why, but there are still a lot of strange sharing around our house.”

Lin Muge slowly floated up as he spoke.

Hearing his words, Ye Xinglan in the room sighed silently.

It is because he is always flying, so the strange world has spread all over the world, saying that Tianfu Garden is alive.

And it’s not just the weirdness around their house that has become more…

The entire Tianfu Garden is about to become an Underworld Garden, and Ye Xinglan sees more weirdness than the head…

The strange increase has even caused a temperature difference of five or six degrees between Tianfu Garden and the urban area…

“Everyone can already see the seaside, right? The little light behind the big lighthouse is the Mermaid Pier.”

“The Mermaid Wharf has actually been opened for four or five months, and the scale is now similar to our normal morning and night markets.”

“And there are many kinds of commodities, and many fishermen even take the initiative to trade with mermaids.”

Lin Muge flew to the beach in just five or six minutes.

He said hello to the sea king doll in the lighthouse, and then pointed the camera at the mermaid market on the sea.

The moment they saw this market, everyone gasped.

As Lin Muge said, the entire market stretches for several hundred meters.

But the market is not open on the sea like everyone thinks…

But in the mouth and body of the whale…

A blue whale the size of a double-decker bus was propped up by a several-meter-long swordfish.

There are several stalls in the space of thirty or forty square meters.

The little lights I saw in the distance just now were emitted from the head of the lantern fish in the deep sea.

One or two hang from each stall in the whale’s mouth.

The staff of the Conspiracy Bureau at the beach will come to buy some food after get off work, and today is no exception, so this whale’s big mouth looks very lively…

“This is a wise whale. At that time, it was killed by humans and was seriously injured. The mermaids and the conspiracy bureau rescued it for several days and still failed to bring it back to life, but fortunately it came back to life after it died.”

“Oh, by the way, I named it Zhenzhen, the same name as the daughter of the crab boss in SpongeBob SquarePants.”

“Hi Zhenzhen, good evening!”

“No no no!”

Because the swordfish held her mouth as a place to set up the stall, Zhenzhen just waved her hand and sprayed the water.

The other employees of the conspiracy bureau nodded to Lin Muge.

“Pigeon’s face is really big”

“The Strange King”

“Good guy, Octopus already has one of the Big Three in Bikini Beach, but what about SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick?”

“It turns out that Boss Crab’s daughter is called Zhenzhen…”

“”My Name Has Always Been Logical””

“I want to go in the whale’s mouth too…”

“Is Zhenzhen a sperm whale or a blue whale?”

While everyone was envious, Lin Muge also slowly landed on Zhenzhen’s tongue.

“Even though Zhenzhen is dead, she will still be very tired with her mouth open all the time, so I support her with a swordfish.”

“Swordfish has many uses. Everyone is familiar with it. The most commonly used is to use it for fencing, or as a toothpick to pick teeth.”

“But the swordfish is actually a very rare instrument.”

Lin Muge kicked the swordfish’s butt.

“Ah!”

The swordfish immediately made a loud suona-like sound.

He fiddled with the swordfish’s sword-like mouth again, making a sound similar to playing a guitar.

“There are exactly six swordfish here, which correspond perfectly to the six strings of the guitar.”

“As long as you hold down the different gills of the swordfish and fiddle with its mouth, you can make it sound different tones, similar to a guitar in general.”

“Although I can’t play the guitar, I know a little about playing the swordfish.”

Valley Mastiff

Lin Muge put the camera in the big mouth of the lantern fish.

“Brothers, look at this ocean, it’s all water, let me play a classic song “Sailor” for everyone.”

“Everyone can sing along. Can a mermaid be a mermaid without singing? Don’t be shy.”

He first swishly swept the string.

The mermaids who set up the stall also focused their attention on him.

“Mr. Lin, our Mermaid Wharf has expressly stipulated that mermaids cannot sing.”

“You know the specific reason. The singing of our mermaid will make all the strange people here hallucinate. If the singing is too loud, it will also affect the surrounding fishing villages.”

“If we could sing, we would have sung it long ago.”

A mermaid with freshwater crabs hanging on the side selling deep-sea lobsters scratched the coral on his face and said helplessly.

“hiss……”

Lin Muge was stunned for a moment, and after making sure that the mermaid was not joking, he took a breath.

“You normally use your mouth to sing like a human and you won’t get weird or human into the environment.”

“I don’t know if you still remember. When we first came here, the singing that made Director Tibetan Fox fall into the illusion many times didn’t come from the mermaid’s mouth, but from their brains.”

“So as long as you don’t use your brain to sing, open your mouth and sing with your mouth without causing hallucinations.”

He pointed to his mouth and said.

“What? Can you still use your mouth to sing?”

“Really! I can sing it out with my mouth!”

“My God, after I die I forget how I sang when I was alive!”

“I’ve always wanted to sing!”

“Yeah, it’s boring to keep a stall!”

After Lin Muge’s reminder and popular science, the mermaids who set up the stalls reacted one after another, and Lin Muge was stunned for a moment with a sudden realization.

Everyone in the live broadcast room didn’t know how to complain for a while…

“Then let’s start.”

Lin Muge rolled up his sleeves and geared up.

The six swordfish stared at him, daring to say nothing.

“Deng deng pedal!”

Lin Muge slowly floated up, plucked the strings vigorously with both hands, and the sound made everyone in the live broadcast room screamed badly.

This is Yin joy.

not music.

“Come on, everyone sing along to my rhythm!”

He first stroked the swordfish and adjusted the tone, then said excitedly.

“Brothers, run!!!”

“Cut your ears!”

“It’s too late to quit now!”

“Warm reminder for old fans: Don’t be curious about how Pigeon will play!”

“Pigeon bounces up”

“It’s over, I can’t leave”

“Today is really suitable for a funeral”

With Lin Muge’s prelude, the number of people in the live broadcast room plummeted.

The guitar sound that fiddled with the swordfish’s mouth just now seemed to be just an accident…

The real sound of playing a swordfish is like fiddling with a steel ruler, first with a hum and then with a kick…

Not to mention people, even the mermaids who can sing and dance around are trembling.

where is the instrument…

This is clearly a killer…

But when they thought of Lin Muge’s identity, they still sang hard.

“Very good! Everyone is very compatible!”

The song is about to climax and the sailor is about to start speaking.

Hearing that the voices of the surrounding mermaids were getting louder and louder, as if he couldn’t wait to change his playing voice, Lin Muge directly picked up an unlucky swordfish and started strumming.

In the process of strumming the strings, he could even draw out his hand and pat the swordfish’s **** to make a suona sound.

All kinds of half-dead seafood in the stalls of the entire Mermaid Wharf sat up and jumped up in frantic struggles as they all were dying under Lin Muge’s exhilarating performance.

Even Zhenzhen kept spraying water, even trying to cover up the sound of Lin Muge’s playing.

“This song should be in heaven”

“Is this something that a mortal like me can listen to?”

“According to reliable sources, the sound of pigeons playing swordfish echoed in Sun Wukong’s mind when the Tang monk recited the mantra.”

“It is said that the eighteen layers of **** are imprisoned in the great villains, and the way to punish them is the yin music of the single cycle pigeon pigeon”

“I don’t want to listen to Sailor in my life”

“Sailor: What did he say about the pain in the wind and rain?”

“When I was alive I loved listening to pigeons playing swordfish”

As the yin music slowly ended, Lin Muge, who was sweating profusely, also put down the swordfish that was foaming at the mouth.

This swordfish would never have imagined that, as an ordinary fish, he would have exploded with the power of a nuclear weapon.

“Everyone sang so well.”

“Jinzhen’s idea of ​​using water to accompany the accompaniment is also very avant-garde, which caught my eye.”

“Under everyone’s singing and performances, even the seafood on the stall couldn’t help dancing. It was really moving.”

Lin Muge took a deep breath and concluded.

I don’t know who can get up, and the applause around has changed from pattering to thundering.

“thanks, thanks.”

“I haven’t played swordfish for a long time. It is inevitable that there are some small flaws and mistakes in playing. Everyone will forgive me.”

Amidst the applause, Lin Muge also blushed, scratching his head a little embarrassedly.

“Hey, pack me the seafood that I danced the most just now.”

“I played so passionately just now. Seafood without dancing should be really bad. Let’s release it.”

He said after a while.

The seafood who had been struggling just now at the booth were all gasping with anger.

It turns out that playing swordfish turned out to be a **** trap!

“Hey! Isn’t this Master Zhang?”

In the middle and rear of the Mermaid Market, Lin Muge saw a familiar face.

“Brothers, Master Zhang hasn’t changed at all!”

“Do you still remember Master Zhang? It was the first time that Brother Liang and I were rushing to the sea, and Master Zhang was able to drive the boat for us.”

“That day, there was a lot of wind and rain around, and there were fishmen and octopuses around~www.mtlnovel.com~ Master Zhang went home first.”

“And then I caught it with the flesh of a murloc.”

Lin Muge briefly introduced Master Zhang.

“I won’t sell it now, I’ll go first.”

Master Zhang behind him was also full of pain.

The embarrassing black history that was caught by Lin Muge like a fish, every time he thought about it, he would snap out a dragon palace with his toes…

“Hey, don’t go, Master Zhang!”

“Let’s go back together, I also decided to visit your mermaid lair today.”

He watched Master Zhang jump into the water and shouted.

“Oh, Master Zhang is still so introverted.”

“I guess it’s because I know I’m going down tonight, so I go home and prepare some fruit or something. It’s embarrassing.”