Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 266
“I already feel them, you can just wait for me here.”
“Because the blue ridge murloc’s eyes can emit blue light, so I don’t bring the lanternfish.”
I heard Lin Muge say that.
The lantern fish on the side wiped the sweat on his forehead with his fins, heaving a sigh of relief, and even shed tears of excitement.
Even the lamp above his head was a little brighter.
“Did you hear the blueridge murloc snoring?”
Lin Muge slowly floated to the passenger ship ahead.
In the dark environment, everyone can clearly hear a terrifying sound echoing in the empty cabin…
“This ship seems to be old, at least twenty years…”
Lin Muge detoured behind the freighter lying on its side.
Oversized shipping containers were scattered in a disorderly manner, and the terrifying snoring of the blue-ridged murlocs came from these containers.
There is not a trace of light around, and when you think that this is in the sea water several kilometers deep, everyone will naturally have a trace of fear.
The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually dropped from more than 3 million in the mermaid’s lair to about 1.5 million.
There are only a few bits and pieces left in the barrage.
Lin Muge made the bubble stick to his body like a film…
Under the nervous watch of Papa in the distance, he slowly got into a container.
The terrifying snoring sounded a little louder in an instant.
Although it was pitch black around, no one could see anything, but through the terrifying snoring from all directions, I could still feel that those terrifying blue-ridged murlocs were surrounding Lin Muge…
“Brothers, blueridge murlocs sleep with their eyes closed.”
“There is no light around them with their eyes closed, they cannot be seen without light, and they cannot be bled if they cannot be seen.”
“So we need to wake them up.”
Lin Muge said calmly.
“”Justified””
“Why don’t you just withdraw, it’s scary just listening to this sound…”
“I’ve shrunk into the bed and watched…”
“How do these blue-ridged murlocs sleep like giant squirt mushrooms?”
“What does a normal murloc look like…”
“It’s terrifying, there are no fins, the fins are all black tentacles, the body is densely packed with criss-crossing teeth, and there are no other organs…”
Director Tibetan Fox silently answered on the barrage with a trumpet.
He knows too well what a murloc looks like…
At that time, under the single-handed operation of Lin Muge, their boat was surrounded by murlocs.
It can even be said that there is no drop of sea in the fish…
“Hey.”
“Hey, someone came in, wake up.”
Lin Muge cleared her throat and shouted.
But his voice was not even as loud as the snoring of the surrounding blue-ridged murlocs because of the bubbles…
“Hello, hello?”
“Clang clang!
Lin Muge ran outside and knocked on the container again.
But the sound is still not as loud as the snoring of the surrounding blue-ridged murlocs…
“Okay, you can’t blame me for that.”
“Brothers, I stabbed blindly. It’s so dark around that I can’t see. I’m not responsible for the bayonet.”
He waved the pirate sword in his hand.
He stabbed towards his right side with a swipe.
“Sa!”
A harsh wailing came, and the surrounding snoring stopped abruptly.
The originally pitch-black surroundings instantly lit up with countless dense blue light spots.
“Sure enough, it’s a lot brighter!”
Lin Muge drew his sword.
“Ow!”
The blood of the blue-ridged murloc who was stabbed in the **** spurted out.
It also quickly covered its **** with its tentacles, its blue eyes glaring at Lin Muge.
“Fuck…”
“It’s too scary…”
“They’re so small…”
“But a lot…”
“This……”
Normal murlocs are half human height, but blue-ridged murlocs are only half the size of normal murlocs.
They are still covered with black tentacles, and the tentacles of the murlocs are hooked together, forming a huge black net in this oversized container of forty square meters.
In the middle of this huge net, there are blue-ridged murlocs shining with faint blue light.
“hiss!”
The blue-ridged murloc with the sword in the buttocks opened its mouth first and screamed.
Under its head, all the blue-ridged murlocs around also let out terrifying screams.
This kind of cry seemed to come from the throat, and the surrounding sea water even had a slight vibration.
But the most terrifying thing was not the cry.
But in the mouth of the blue-ridged murloc.
In addition to the dense teeth, there are countless snails in their mouths.
Feeling the emotions of their host, those sea snails who were immersed in hard work also slowly stuck their heads out.
Their eyes are also blue, and the blue light in the entire container instantly increases dozens of times.
“Bah!”
But it’s not over yet.
The sea snails in the mouths of the blue-ridged murlocs also opened their mouths and bleated like the small snails in SpongeBob SquarePants after a collective brewing wave, revealing the blue bacteria in their bodies that aid in digestion.
“Everyone, this is too bright!”
The entire container glowed a dazzling blue light in the depths of the dark sea.
“Kakakakaka…”
The little Pa and Lanternfish outside hugged each other shiveringly after seeing the death-like blue light.
Teeth rattled.
“How many murlocs are there…”
Papa took a half step back silently.
Generally, the brighter the eyes of blue-ridged murlocs, the more ferocious they are. This kind of blue light that almost illuminates the surrounding tens of meters means that there are at least three-digit angry blue-ridged murlocs…
Thinking of this, and thinking of Lin Muge, who was single-handedly carrying only a pirate sword, he no longer dared to think further…
“It’s really touching, brothers.”
“Obviously I’m an intruder, I accidentally stabbed the blue-ridged murloc’s butt, obviously I’m here to catch the blue-ridged murloc and sea snails, but instead of driving me away, they also took the initiative to illuminate the surroundings. .”
“It makes it easier for me to analyze which murloc is suitable for bloodletting.”
“It makes me almost embarrassed.”
At this time, Lin Muge, who had been sentenced to death silently by Xiaopa, was embarrassed on his face.
“Wait a minute and I’ll close the door first.”
“But it doesn’t close.”
He tried to close the door of the container, but couldn’t.
“Although I didn’t close the door this time, don’t run away.”
“You are surrounded by me.”
He said while blocking the door of the container.
And the whole container holding hands and even the blue-ridged murlocs were about to move.
“Hardcore Surround”
“Reverse Surrounding”
“”Excuse me””
“Finally there is a door that pigeons can’t close”
“I feel that the sea snail looks more terrifying than the murloc…”
Gu Wei
“The murloc who was stabbed in the **** is still bleeding.”
“Pigeon’s attack is so terrifying”
“thanks.”
Lin Muge, who was on the side, grabbed a handful of sea snails from the mouth of a murloc who was screaming with his mouth open.
After picking the most beautiful one, I threw the others back.
“hiss!”
There was a blue-ridged murloc beside him that finally couldn’t bear it anymore. He saw the timing and didn’t give Lin Muge any chance to react, and rushed towards him like a cannonball with his teeth knocked.
“Hey, don’t move!”
Lin Muge raised her hand.
The surrounding murlocs felt as if they felt something, and there was a moment of fear on their not so vivid expressions.
At the moment when the murloc was about to approach Lin Muge, he stretched out reasonably, his tentacles blocked it tightly, and then slammed it back.
“Did you see it, brothers, the biggest difference between blue-ridged murlocs and murlocs is that blue-ridged murlocs can eat fear, while murlocs can’t eat fear, only meat.”
“So for humans, murlocs are more dangerous.”
“Because in order to deal with murlocs, you have to smell like an octopus, so they can be afraid.”
“But with blue-ridged murlocs, as long as you’re not afraid, they’re afraid.”
“So the blue-ridged murlocs are very suitable as gatekeepers. If you are guilty of thieves, they will rush up.”
Lin Muge gave the camera a thumbs up.
“Then are you pregnant soon?”
He frowned and looked at the murloc that rushed up just now.
“Brothers, this is still a pregnant woman with a difficult childbirth.”
“This natural birth can’t come out, so you need to do maternity planing.”
Lin Muge observed it up close and said seriously.
And everyone also found that the blue-ridged murloc seemed very painful.
“It happens that I need bloodletting, so let’s give it a wave by the way.”
He put the blue-ridged murloc on the ground as if it were on a cutting board.
But as soon as he put it on, the murloc’s black tentacles wrapped around his hands painfully, making it difficult for Lin Muge to operate.
“Who is the father of your child?”
He looked at the blue-ridged murlocs around him.
“Don’t you know who the child’s father is? Your wife is about to give birth. If you stand up, I won’t steam you, but fry it at most.”
Under Lin Muge’s urging eyes, the surrounding blue-ridged fish people looked at each other, and after exchanging the sea snails in their mouths, the four blue-ridged fish men stood up at the same time.
“……what?”
Lin Muge was stunned for a moment, and was speechless for a while.
But more surprised than him were the four blue-ridged murlocs.
They looked at each other with disbelief in each fish’s eyes.
The atmosphere of the entire container also instantly became awkward and tense.
“hiss……”
“you……”
Just when the smell of gunpowder was getting stronger and stronger, the murloc who was in childbirth broke free from Lin Muge and sat up despite the pain.
Then, shaking his head and pursing his mouth, he stretched out four tentacles and pulled over the four murlocs.
After whispering for a while, the four murlocs showed shame on their faces at the same time, knelt on the ground and clenched each other’s hands, and nodded to the attending doctor, Lin Muge.
“They Are My Wings”
“Really touching love”
“Polyandry”
“Where Are We Going, Dad: The Blue Ridge Murloc””
“Art comes from life…”
“Wait… Isn’t this a horror live broadcast room?!”
“…Why do pigeons still plan maternity…”
Lin Muge put the camera aside, his expression was serious, and he looked very professional.
“light.”
The eyes of the surrounding murlocs squinted round.
“disinfect.”
He picked up the pirate sword, grabbed a sea snail, put the sword in its mouth and rinsed.
Then he shook off the transparent mucus on it.
“Our conditions are simple, there is no anesthesia, it will be very painful, you hold on.”
Holding the sword in both hands, he gestured and stabbed the murloc’s stomach, sliding it hard.
Dark blood gurgled out, and a harsh scream suddenly sounded.
“My God…”
Xiaopa, who was still waiting outside, heard the sound of this level, and the barnacles on her body fell to the ground.
“This must be the human being fighting bravely against the blue-ridged murlocs!”
It glanced at the lantern fish in its arms.
“But the chances of surviving are still too small…”
Hearing the murlocs screaming one after another as if their stomachs were torn open, Xiaopa not only burst into tears.
It seems that Lin Muge’s brain is not in despair after being surrounded by terrifying murlocs and falling into a desperate situation.
At this time, Lin Muge was indeed wielding his sword, and he was even covered in blood.
But it was a tense delivery of the murlocs.
“Gauze! Quick!”
“Quick!”
He stretched out his hand, and the four surrounding dads were too nervous to know what to do when they saw so much blood.
Fortunately, the passers-by next to him responded quickly and quickly took out a few sea snails from their mouths.
“call.”
After Lin Muge took the sea snails, he quickly washed the blood with them.
“You… your child…”
“It’s very active…”
He wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Under the light of the murloc’s eyes, everyone in the live broadcast room could clearly see the two little murlocs swimming happily in their mother’s belly.
There is even a silver bell-like laughter from time to time.
But just don’t want to go out.
“No, I can’t catch it!”
Lin Muge couldn’t catch the two little murlocs at all because he was separated from the bubbles and his hands were full of blood.
“It won’t work any longer…”
Seeing that the murloc who had a difficult childbirth was about to faint, and the sea snail in its mouth also began to drag the family along with luggage and food to prepare to move, Lin Muge was heartbroken, and directly picked up the murloc’s belly toward him. The next two filial sons poured out.
“Sorry, I need to stitch up the wound now!”
After the child came out safely, Lin Muge directly cut off one of the tentacles of the murloc, and then used a sword as a needle and tentacle as a thread to reluctantly sew back the broken stomach.
“No way! It’s dying! I’m doing CPR, the four of you hurry up to breathe!”
Although the stomach has been sealed, the murloc still has no tendency to wake up.
Lin Muge also pressed its chest and shouted to the four murlocs watching the children.
“You four can take turns, oh, I’ll go…”
Seeing that these four fathers were still in the hunt, Lin Muge sighed and said very tired.
So the four of them followed the rhythm of Lin Muge’s cardiopulmonary resuscitation. ”
Finally, after Lin Muge’s crazy cardiopulmonary resuscitation a few hundred times, the murloc sat up with a sigh.
It looked as if he had just walked through the gate of hell.
“Fantastic guys, live.”
Lin Muge also sat on the ground and breathed a sigh of relief, “To be honest, this is the first time I have delivered a murloc.”
“Let’s learn about it here. Weird creatures don’t give birth to children. Those two little fish don’t look like murlocs. It should be other little fish that they accidentally ate when they died, and they became weird after death.”
Seeing the happy appearance of the seven members of the family, Lin Muge did not tell them the cruel news.
“They thought at least one of the four of them was the father of the child.”
“But it’s not really one of them.”