Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 267

“”About Pigeon Rescue the Heartless Murloc with Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation””

“The expensive circle is really messy”

“I think it’s better for Pigeon to tell the four murlocs this news.”

“Reality is always so cruel”

“Does pigeon consider picking a random fan for free cesarean delivery next time?”

“Okay, I’ll cancel right away”

Although it was after one o’clock in the middle of the night, there were still more than two million people in the live broadcast room.

“It was an extremely difficult gynecological operation.”

Lin Muge rested for a while, flicked the blood from the pirate sword, picked up a few sea snails that were used as gauze, and left silently.

It didn’t bother these blue-ridged murlocs who had children after death.

“Oh, right.”

“Brothers, the murloc who had a difficult childbirth just now is actually a male.”

“Or in other words, murlocs are gender-neutral.”

Lin Muge added.

“He came out alive!”

Seeing Lin Muge’s figure, Xiaopa, who was in silence for Lin Muge outside, was stunned for a moment, and then rubbed her eyes in disbelief.

Just now he heard the screams of the blue-ridged murlocs gradually disappearing, and naturally he thought that Lin Muge must have worked hard for the last bullet and bravely became the murloc’s supper.

But it didn’t expect Lin Muge to come out alive…

Even with a few sea snails in hand…

“too strong……”

Papa sighed.

At the same time, there was a trace of shame in his heart.

Or is it underestimating Lin Muge…

“This is the sea snail, you can just put it in your big pineapple house…”

“Then this sword is also returned to you.”

Lin Muge, who was covered in blood and a little tired, handed the pirate sword and the sea snail to Papa.

“Just now…you have experienced a very hard battle just now, haven’t you?”

Papa took the sword tremblingly.

If its right leg hadn’t been injured, at this moment, facing Lin Muge who had returned from killing the enemy, it would have wanted to get down on one knee to take the sword…

“It’s okay, but it’s really tough.”

Lin Muge recalled the scene of the two little fishmen playing in his mother’s stomach no matter how he caught them, and sighed and nodded.

“When you were surrounded by murlocs… what was the first thing that came to your mind?”

“Well… I didn’t think about anything for the first time, and I didn’t have time to think about anything at the time.”

Although Lin Muge didn’t know why Xiaopa, who was waiting outside, knew that he was surrounded by fish people during the operation, he still answered the question sincerely.

“So you just swing your sword without distractions?”

“That’s right.”

“Wow……”

Little Pa looked at Lin Muge’s eyes full of little stars.

The lantern fish held by it was almost crushed.

“This sword must be constantly piercing the murloc’s chest in your hand, right?”

“hiss……”

Lin Muge gave Xiao Pa a deep look.

It also saw me having a C-section?

Otherwise, why would you guess that I keep piercing the murloc’s chest with this sword?

Although a murloc…

“Then you must have seen through life and death in the **** battle, right?”

“…Indeed, I see through.”

Lin Muge nodded.

The last few minutes were really crucial. If it weren’t for his tireless CPR, the murloc who had his belly ripped open would have indeed died.

“call……”

Pa closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

The hand holding the pirate sword trembled slightly.

Through the detailed interview with Lin Muge, it has already played in his mind that Lin Muge is not afraid of life and death surrounded by fish people, ruthlessly swinging his sword, drenched in blood, and finally killing a **** path.

Really handsome!

“Why do I feel that this question and answer is a bit weird…”

“Although the questions and answers are all correct, I always feel that something is not right…”

“Especially the look in Paige’s eyes…”

“That’s what I looked at Ultraman back then.”

“Blood Fight: Pointing to a Caesarean Section for the Male Fish”

“Can the words C-section and male fish really go together?”

“so weird.”

After Lin Muge finally said that the pregnant murloc was also a male, the more everyone thought about the scene just now, the weirder it was…

I don’t even know how to complain for a while…

“Aren’t you going back with me?”

At the door of the mermaid’s nest, Lin Muge slowly stopped.

“No, I’m going ashore.”

Lin Muge yawned and said, “Sleepy.”

“Then…then this sword will be given to you!”

Xiaopa bit her lip and handed the pirate sword to Lin Muge again.

“This is the sword you fought with the murlocs. It must be very memorable for you.”

“I hope that when you see this sword, you will think of what you can do with this sword!”

“This…that’s inappropriate…”

Lin Muge rubbed his nose a little hesitantly.

This sword is indeed quite memorable.

Commemorating his first caesarean section on a murloc…

But this kind of thing…

“No, a good sword needs to be matched with a hero. This sword is really a waste to put in my collection cabinet!”

“Don’t, don’t, don’t be like this…”

Seeing that Xiaopa was about to kneel down to him, Lin Muge quickly took the pirate sword.

“thanks!”

Before he could say thank you, Pa let out a loud roar.

Then, holding the lantern fish and the sea snail, he swam away without looking back.

Seeing that Lin Muge didn’t know what to say for a while…

“He… did he misunderstand something…”

Lin Muge scratched his head.

“Brothers, I should be at a depth of 2,000 meters at the moment, and it is very slow to ascend.”

“I’m slowly floating. If you have any questions, you can ask me on the barrage, and I will treat it as a review video.”

“Any question is fine, whether it’s about career, love, or study.”

Valley face

“But as a popular science anchor in the study area, I still hope that everyone can ask me some weird questions.”

Lin Muge said while lying in the bubble holding the camera.

After he finished speaking, there were indeed more questions on the barrage.

“Pigeon, I want to ask you, if one day you hear a knock on the door in the middle of the night, open the door and find that the **** of death is standing outside the door with a sickle, he will take your life immediately, and tell you that you will not become Weird, what would you do?”

“Very good, really cheering. I thought that everyone’s problem must be rectification. I didn’t expect the first question to be a very professional academic question.”

“This question is really too classic. I decided to reward this little cutie who asked the question with a cute doll.”

Lin Muge sat up and cleared the tears away from that throat.

“There is a question of the ownership of **** here. It is undoubtedly a pit buried by the classmate who asked me the question, but he is still too tender. This small pit was easily discovered by me.”

He smiled slightly.

“…Is it possible, this is a question of whole life…”

“Does this issue really involve territorial ownership…”

“Does pigeon mean the right to belong to hell?”

“”Too Tender””

“Is there still death in front of Dove?”

“Death: Brother just now, there were a lot of people outside, so I just said casually, after you die, you will not only become weird, but also delicious and spicy. Don’t be angry, brother, I will kneel down for you.”

Lin Muge’s serious expression made everyone in the live broadcast room unable to fix it.

Not only is this not a rectification problem, but in Lin Muge’s eyes, it is still an academic problem…

“The key word in this question, obviously, is death.”

“The **** of death is a **** from the west, so why does he, a small western god, come to our east and dare to knock on the door of my house?”

“This involves a very profound question of where the death belongs. The popular understanding is who will take care of you after you die, and your nationality after death.”

“As we all know, every country has territories, airspace, territorial waters, and naturally a territorial government. I won’t go into details here.”

“But on this issue, if you are interested, you can consult some relevant documents.”

“For example, “The King of Hell calls you to die at the third watch, but the **** of death wants to keep you at the fifth watch. May I ask how many watch you will die?” The Backbone”, “Red Ghost Gate” and other well-known academic papers at home and abroad.”

Lin Muge took a deep breath.

“At the same time, although everyone has the right to choose their own nationality after death, I can assure everyone here that I will be where I was when I was alive.”

He said it earnestly.

Seeing his appearance, more than one million netizens in the live broadcast room couldn’t tell whether what Lin Muge said was true or false…

“I actually found “Red Ghost Gate”…”

“Me too, I also recommended “The King of Hell’s Speech” and “Death is a Ghost”…”

“Why did the world suddenly become unfamiliar…”

“It’s so uncomfortable, I don’t know how to complain”

“So Black and White Impermanence should call Hades the Hades?”

“Will you know when you see Black and White Impermanence and ask?”

There are also countless question marks in the middle of the barrage.

“Pigeon, if you had a choice, would you choose to be a big spray mushroom or a small flying spider?”

“Another bright academic question, very good.”

“The question is about the horizontal contrast between two different bizarre species, and reproductive isolation between bizarre species.”

“Very good, to be able to ask such a profound question, it seems that I have not watched my live broadcast less often. Brothers, it is not too much for me to reward this classmate with a doll?”

Lin Muge cleared her throat again.

“The classmates who asked this question may not know that the big squirt mushroom, it and the little flying spider can also fall in love.”

“What does this sentence mean, the meaning is still strange, there is no reproductive isolation.”

“Although the big spray mushroom is a strange plant, although the small flying spider is a strange animal, and although their life seems to be a parallel line, the parallel lines only have no intersection on a plane.”

“What about this topic… I’ve talked too much for fear that the live broadcast room will be gone, so I’ll recommend some authoritative documents here.”

He frowned and thought.

“There are not many literatures about strange reproductive isolation, but I’m afraid that everyone’s… acceptability is a bit unbearable, so here are two simple recommendations.”

“One is “Why Can’t Brother Octopus Fall in Love with Qianshou”, this is not a document, it is a sweet love story about Brother Octopus and Qianshou.”

“It contains eighteen-cornered love, Makoto Ito, revenge, captivity, men disguised as women, substitutes, resurrection, one child, one hundred and eight treasures, etc. Compared with other highly professional documents, it is still relatively small and fresh. Yes, it is easy for everyone to read.”

Lin Muge gave the camera a thumbs up.

“I’m not tired of talking about this”

“Little Freshness”

“Damn I can’t find it online!”

“If you can’t find it, you can write it yourself!”

“Quick change! Can’t sleep at night!”

“I’m starting to wonder what elements are included in other, more specialized documents”

“Stop! My brain! What is it doing! It’s making up the plot on its own!”

After Lin Muge finished speaking, the entire live broadcast room fell into a frenzy.

“Grass! Can’t find it!”

Zhao Fanzhuo, the housekeeper who surfed the Internet at home because of the epidemic isolation, even used his top hacking skills, but even in places like the dark web, Lin Muge said this novel could not be found.

“Huh! Look everyone! Fencing!”

Lin Muge said excitedly while lying on the bubble.

Not far ahead, a large crab with a blindfold was pinching two swordfish and two caped lobsters with bayonets.

“Look, that’s what the swordfish does.”

“So in addition to musical instruments, swordfish is also a very handy self-defense weapon.”

Under the shadow of a sword and a sword, the two lobsters were beaten by a crab and a swordfish and fled.

“Wonderful!”

Although he only saw it for less than a minute, Lin Muge applauded the crab.

“Okay, let me see if you have any questions.”

“Let’s see what surprises you can bring me.”

Lin Muge looked at the screen again.

“Pigeon, can you analyze the international situation of course?”

“This… why don’t I ask the magical conch for you?”

He took out a colorful magical conch pinned to his waist.

“Analyze the current international situation.”

“Um……”

“Makes sense.”

“really.”

Lin Muge frowned and nodded.

“Magic Conch said that the current international situation in the sea is very tense. Various ocean overlords turn a blind eye to the destruction of human beings, and instead continue to divide up marine resources. The situation is very serious. I suggest everyone not to go to the sea during this time.”

He sorted out the words of the magical conch and relayed it out~www.mtlnovel.com~ I heard the whole live broadcast room is cloudy and foggy…

“Okay! It’s going to surface soon.”

“Then this live broadcast is about to end here. Thank you for your gifts.”

“At the same time, I would like to thank everyone for not mentioning a single issue of rectification just now. To be honest, this is really beyond my expectations. I thought that everyone would definitely not mention a single academic issue, and it was all that kind of tricky rectification. The problem.”

“I still underestimated everyone’s enthusiasm for learning!”

Lin Muge floated to the sea while talking.

“Look, Jane is still here.”

The lights at the Mermaid Wharf were still brightly lit, and when Lin Muge came ashore safely, the blue whale Zhenzhen also sprayed water.

“Everyone, go to bed earlier, see you guys tomorrow.”