Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 268

“Bang!”

“Bang!”

“Bang!”

Early the next morning, Lin Muge stumbled and heard as if something had been hitting the iron gate outside their yard…

“……you go look.”

He closed his eyes and patted Qianshou beside him, then blocked his ears with spider silk.

“Senior, senior! It’s a big squirt!”

Before Qianshou could go out, her hair was disheveled, her face was bandaged, and Ning Ning, who looked like a ghost in white pajamas, rushed in and said.

“It seems to have something important!”

“But it doesn’t seem to speak.”

Ning Ning shook Lin Shepherd.

“……Let me see……”

Lin Muge glanced at the time.

It’s only half past six in the morning…

He didn’t get home until two in the morning last night…

“Is it the big spray mushroom or the big spray girl?”

“It’s Big Squirt! We found it in the playground!”

Ning Ning pushed Lin Muge, who was yawning constantly, into the yard.

Next to the swimming pool, Da Fugu was washing her face in tears.

The twin little thousand hands on the side are still gently comforting it.

“What’s the matter…”

Lin Muge frowned and scratched his head, then quickly took a washbasin.

“Da Pugu’s tears are a good thing and can’t be wasted!”

“Oh, senior! How sad it is crying!”

Ning Ning glared at him.

“Through the tears, you can judge the mood of the big spray at this time.”

Lin Muge tapped a big lavender tear.

“hiss……”

The moment he touched the tears, he shuddered and hurriedly threw the tears into the swimming pool beside him.

Tears fell on the water, and what splashed was not water, but ice.

“Ow?”

Just this little tear even woke Xiao Shiyi who was sleeping in the swimming pool.

“Senior, what did you judge?”

Ning Ning asked while patting the shoulder of Da Pugu.

“This temperature… I feel trapped by love…”

“This is so sad…”

“Did my big squirt mushroom bully you? It derailed other mushrooms? It’s not that scum…”

Lin Muge squatted down and asked with a frown.

“Don’t worry, if it’s really a scum mushroom, we’ll help you get justice and cook it directly.”

“Uh-huh!”

Ning Ning also said righteously.

But Big Punch shook her head frantically, and plunged her head into the pool beside her, ignoring the obstruction of the twins and Xiao Qianshou.

“Kakakakaka!”

Its icy tears instantly formed a layer of ice floes on the pool.

Xiao Shiyi hurriedly jumped ashore and hugged Lin Muge.

“Senior…it…”

“……I do not know either……”

Seeing Da Pugu’s unstoppable tears, Lin Muge’s mouth twitched slightly, “But I think it’s better not to disturb it now…”

Finally, after the water in the swimming pool completely turned into ice, Da Fugu’s mood stabilized a little.

It then paints a picture on the ice with its own purple mushroom juice.

“You mean… the big spray mushroom is… dying?”

Seeing the big spray mushroom lying on the ground and unable to get up again in the painting, Lin Muge and Yu Xinning looked at each other and asked tentatively.

Da Pugu nodded quickly, then jumped behind Lin Muge and pushed him away.

“Do you want me to go home with you and see if I can save Dappy Gu?”

The big squirt nodded again.

“Senior, you are really good at understanding mushrooms.”

“But isn’t our family’s big squirt mushrooms very healthy when they go away?”

Lily asked with a frown.

“Yeah, the big spray mushroom is in his prime now, he shouldn’t die young…”

Lin Muge followed behind Da Pugu and frowned in thought.

At the same time, I did not forget to say hello to the uncles and aunts who got up early for a walk and the middle-aged uncles and aunts who were jogging.

“Hey pigeon, why did you get up so early today? Isn’t this a big squirt?”

“Pigeon pigeon pigeon! Good morning!”

“…Do you run every morning?”

At the door of the property, Lin Muge also saw Ji Fanbu jogging with his head in his arms.

He still had the Admiral’s cell phone in his hand.

“Yeah, I joined the elderly running group in our community and exercise every day.”

“Then the admiral helps me count my steps every day.”

He pointed to the uncle and aunt in uniform in front of him, “Run, kid, that mushroom next to you is faster than you.”

An uncle with white hair behind him patted Ji Fanbu’s head.

“Then I’ll go first!”

He waved his hand and followed the large army in front of him.

“Let’s go, let’s fly.”

“Um!”

Yu Xinning picked up Da Pugu and flew towards the abandoned playground in the suburbs together with Lin Muge.

“It’s so cold…”

Because Da Pugu’s tears still couldn’t be stopped, a layer of frost had formed on the lemon eyebrows and long hair holding it.

Before the lemons were completely turned into popsicles, they once again came to the playground that was already full of all kinds of large and weird.

Under the leadership of Da Fugu, they passed through the territory of the Flying Spider Clan and came to a dilapidated small house behind the Science and Technology Museum.

It used to be a surveillance room or something.

In this dilapidated small house, the giant spray mushroom, which has not been seen for a long time, is lying on a bed made of piranha leaves.

In just a few weeks, it has been thin and skinny, lying on the bed moaning constantly, looking very painful.

“hiss……”

Lin Muge and Yu Xinning took a deep breath.

Now the big spray mushroom looks thinner than when they first saw it in the Senran cemetery.

“It’s okay, I’ll take a look.”

Lin Muge first appeased Da Pugu, and then walked to the dying Da Pugu.

“it’s me.”

The big spray mushroom saw Lin Muge in a trance, thought it was a dream, and instinctively wanted to spit, but it didn’t even have the strength to open its mouth…

“How did that happen……”

Lin Muge first checked the body of the big spray mushroom.

No trauma.

He lifted the heavy eyelids of the big spray mushroom again and looked at its eyes.

Eyes full of death and confusion, the kind that seems to be unable to hold on.

“It should be sick, when did it start?”

The big spray on the side wrote the number six on the ground.

“Six? Six days?”

The big spray nodded.

“It’s a little scary to make the meat that Da Pugu has accumulated for six months disappear in just six days…”

Lin Muge touched Da Pugu’s forehead again.

Still cold, not like a fever.

“The temperature of hands and feet is also normal.”

“The color of the mushroom handle is also very good.”

“The gloss of the mushroom head is not dull, and the taste, um, is still the same.”

Lin Muge said while chewing the mushroom meat while frowning.

“The color of the mushroom juice is quite normal but this feeling…not right…”

He smeared the mushroom juice of the big squirt mushroom on his arm.

He used to soak mushroom juice every time he took a bath, and he easily felt the difference between the mushroom juice and the original touch.

Gu Jian/span> “What’s the reason for this…”

Lin Muge smeared the mushroom juice again and felt a wave.

It turns out that the skin will have a very smooth and refreshing feeling when it comes into contact with this purple juice.

But now it becomes very astringent, even a little cold and tingling.

“Senior, why is this?”

Lemonade also felt the change in the mushroom juice and asked with a frown.

“Could this be the lack of yin here? Impossible…”

Lin Muge checked the roots of the big spray mushroom again, and there was no problem.

The strange plant such as the big spray mushroom is produced because of yin. If there is no problem with it, the only problem that may be wrong is the surrounding environment.

“I’ll take the big spray mushroom home first, it’s too weak now, let me feed it something.”

Lin Muge picked up the big squirt mushroom who was already delirious and said.

The big spray on the side also nodded.

“Is it unsatisfactory here…”

After he got home, he replanted the big spray mushroom in the original flower pot, and then poured a bucket of blood on it, and its complexion immediately improved a little, and it even spit bubbles.

“Magic conch, what’s the situation with the big squirt mushroom?”

Lin Muge picked up the magical conch and asked.

“Senior, does the magical conch know this kind of problem?”

“Of course I know, otherwise why call it the magical conch.”

He put the conch on his ear.

“Oh…that makes sense…why didn’t I think of this?”

After hearing what the magical conch said, Lin Muge’s eyes lit up.

“what’s the situation?”

“The big spray mushroom may be a mental illness. We didn’t think in this direction at the time.”

“In retrospect, it is indeed very possible. According to spiritual psychology and food psychology, strange psychological problems will affect the taste of food. The mushroom skin of the big spray mushroom has always been there and will not change, so The taste is still the same.”

“But its mushroom juice is cycled almost every day, so the tactility changes.”

“It’s very reasonable, as expected of you, the magical conch!”

Lin Muge gave a thumbs up to the magical conch.

Yu Xinning on the side also nodded with a puffed mouth.

“Don’t worry, now we have a preliminary understanding of the cause of the big spray mushroom, we just need to prescribe the right medicine.

He looked at the worried auntie and said.

“You should also live here during this time, and you will go back when I cure the big spray mushroom.”

Da Fugu looked at the big spray mushroom in the flower pot and nodded.

Outside the door, four thousand hands were lying on the crack of the door watching.

There are also small flying spiders hanging upside down.

“Come on! We’re getting ready for our second family meeting!”

Lin Muge gently closed the door of the big spray mushroom and clapped his hands and said.

“What are you doing? What happened this morning?”

Brother Xizi yawned and floated out of Ye Xinglan’s room.

Xiao Ru next door also projected an avatar.

Outside, Xiao Shiyi, who was skating with his twin Xiao Qianshou, also jumped into the house.

Ji Fanbu, who had just finished running and taking a bath, only came out wrapped in a towel.

The Admiral is still charging and not turning on.

“I’ll take the minutes of the meeting!”

Seeing the family get together again rarely, Ning Ning turned on the camera and floated into the air.

“Let me briefly talk about the current situation. Now Da Fugu is sick and has psychological problems.”

“As an important member of our family and the provider of shower gel in the past, Big Spray Mushroom has no credit or hard work.”

He paused.

Everyone nodded, and naturally recalled the comfort of taking a bath with a big spray of mushroom juice.

“So I don’t think it’s necessary to raise your hands to vote on whether or not to help the big spray mushroom out of the shadows, right?”

“Can the big spray mushroom still have psychological problems…”

Brother Xizi asked with a frown while holding the sheep’s hoof.

“Doesn’t it sleep every day, its heart is the biggest.”

“No no no, that’s a big squirt mushroom who was single before. Love can make a person unrecognizable.”

Lin Muge sighed.

The big spray on the side also lowered her head shyly.

“In short, we need psychological treatment for the big spray mushroom, referred to as speech therapy.”

“Why does the big spray mushroom have psychological problems? Is it depression? Or what?”

Xiao Ru’s projection asked.

“Good question, Magic Conch, answer everyone.”

He put the magic conch to his ear.

“Magic Conch said that Big Punch Mushroom is inferior. He feels that he is not worthy of Da Pugu, which leads to depression.”

“…So…you just listen to a conch?”

“Of course not, this is the magic conch, and it makes perfect sense.”

Lin Muge handed the magical conch to Brother Xizi, “If you don’t believe me, ask it a few questions.”

“Is it so amazing…”

Brother Xizi took it suspiciously.

After thinking about a question in my mind, I put the conch on my ear.

“…It seems to be really amazing.”

After thinking about several questions in a row, it frowned and nodded.

“Then how should we help Da Pugu?”

Ye Xinglan, who had been silent, asked.

“The big squirt mushroom is a very powerful and strange plant, but everyone knows that it has been rotten since it came to our house, sleeping every day, and only started to struggle after tasting the taste of love last month.”

“But it should have been through something and its self-esteem has been thwarted.”

“So we just have to let it get back to its self-confidence.”

Lin Muge looked at the thousands of hands who looked at each other in dismay.

“Qianshou’s IQ is obviously lower, so it’s normal that he doesn’t understand.”

“Do the rest have any questions?”

“Yes, how do we let the big spray mushroom regain his confidence?”

Ji Fanbu’s head asked.

“Good question, according to supernatural psychology and food psychology, the psychology of strange creatures is very predictable and comprehensible.”

“For example, Senju, what are they thinking now? They are thinking about what I am doing now.”

“For example, the little flying spider, what is it thinking now? What are the thousands of hands doing?”

“So based on my understanding of the big spray mushroom and my psychological speculation, it wants to get attention.”

“Having attention?”

Everyone sitting in a circle frowned and asked in unison.

“Yes, in the heart of the big spray mushroom, I really want to be recognized by all of us.”

“But at the moment, I can’t think of a specific way to make it feel recognized and noticed.”

“So do you have any suggestions?”

Lin Muge looked around.

“How about… ask the magical conch again?”

Brother Xizi picked up the magic conch.

“It said that it can make the big spray mushroom also make up the main video, watching the fans and the number of views every day, it will feel that it has been recognized.”

“As expected of a magical conch! What a great idea!”

Lin Muge’s eyes lit up.

“It just happened that the admiral was idle and idle, so we gave the admiral to the big spray mushroom, and let him use the admiral to record video every day and post it.”

“I agree.”

“I also agree with the ~www.mtlnovel.com~ suggestion that everyone agrees with.

Except for the admiral who is charging and has not turned on.

“Very good, then it’s settled. I’ll tell you when I broadcast live tonight. After the meeting, I’ll go to catch up on sleep.”

Lin Muge hugged the little flying spider and got into the bedroom.

“Second family meeting!”

Ning Ning changed the name of the video and put it in the “Happy Family” folder.

“It’s been almost half a year before you know it…”

Clicking on the earliest video in the folder, Ning Ning sighed.

In the video, there are only her and Lin Muge and Xiao Ru and Qianshou.

Before you know it, there are more members in the family…