Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 269

“Good evening, everybody.”

After seven o’clock in the evening, Lin Muge turned on the live broadcast.

“Brothers, today we will broadcast the video of identifying the most popular strange creatures on the Internet that were pigeon-off a few days ago.”

“But before the identification, let’s talk about two things.”

Lin Muge picked up the sea snail that was soaked with the blood of the blue-ridged murlocs yesterday.

“The blue-ridged murloc blood in this sea snail has been squeezed out by me.”

“here.”

There was a basin full of dark blue blood beside him.

“This is with water, otherwise the blood ratio of the blue-ridged murlocs is darker.”

“Then we now put this parchment scroll in it.”

“It’s been hungry for so long, and it must eat a lot when it’s soaked in blood.”

Lin Muge patted the ancient sheepskin scroll, and put it in the basin on the side.

“Ouch! Vomit! Vomit, cough, cough!”

Just two seconds after it was put in, the ancient sheepskin scroll jumped out, knelt on the ground and retched frantically…

It even grew two hands on its body, one of which started to dig its own throat constantly, wishing to dig out his own throat.

The other raised his **** to Lin Muge.

“Sheepskin Scroll: Are your blood cooked?”

“This is all the blood of the blue-ridged murlocs. Now, where is the blood?”

“I can already imagine how **** this is…”

“Look at what the sea snail looks like now”

“Sea Snail: My Pain Above You”

The sea snail, who had stored the blood of the blue-ridged murlocs for a night, was now holding his hands and looking at the ancient sheepskin scroll in pain.

Its two long eyes even knotted excitedly.

“Now this sheepskin scroll has woken up and has been awake all night.”

“When it closes its eyes now, it recalls the smell of blood, and once it thinks of this smell, it can’t close its eyes.”

“So now we just need to bury it in the ground and let it sprout slowly.”

Lin Muge buried the sheepskin scroll beside the other side flowers.

“After about a week it will grow into a tree shape, and the map and specific words will appear on the tree.”

He stepped on the soil above and said.

“Then the second thing, that is, we registered an account for the big spray mushroom on Xiaopo Station.”

“That’s it, @I am a big spray mushroom.”

He @ a wave on the barrage.

The avatar is a sweet photo of Da Pengu and Da Pengu, which looks very warm.

The first dynamic is [My Xiaopo Station inbound answer score is 97 points, which exceeds 99% of the people].

“Don’t worry, everyone has passed the real-name certification. This is the exclusive account of the big spray mushroom, so everyone can rest assured to pay attention.”

“In the future, this account will post some random photos of the big spray mushroom, such as some warm daily life, some handsome photos of the big spray mushroom, some tips and suggestions for weight loss and fitness, etc. You can give it a thumbs up. Category.”

Lin Muge hesitated for a while, but didn’t tell Da Yangu that he was trapped by love and had a psychological problem.

After all, there are really a lot of online consumption of depression now…

“Can even mushrooms pass real-name authentication now…”

“”Beautiful Photo””

“Can you share how to eat big mushrooms?”

“Already followed!”

“Why don’t Pigeon also open up a wave of her own small broken station number for Qianshou?”

“Post some unknown tidbits or something!”

“No, why is the answer score of the big spray mushroom so high?”

“”People are not as good as mushrooms””

After Lin Muge finished speaking, everyone also supported the venue and paid attention to the big spray mushroom.

In a blink of an eye, the number of its fans has directly broken through 10,000.

“Okay! Next is the long-awaited video for identifying popular weird creatures on the Internet!”

“The videos that appeared next were all sent to me by Director Tibetan Fox.”

Lin Muge sat in front of the computer and clicked on the chat record with Director Zanghu.

“The first video is from the netizen @Is there a picture of big spray mushrooms.”

“This name… really makes no secret of his sexuality.”

He clicked on the first video.

The video was secretly shot with a cell phone.

Because the photographer held his breath, there was not a word in the video.

“High energy ahead.”

Lin Muge reminded.

The photographer slowly knelt on the ground holding the phone, and quietly aimed the camera at a mouse hole in the wall.

The lights are extremely dim and the picture is very blurry, but you can still see in the mouse hole, a **** mouse with one eye is holding half a cigarette butt, holding two bottles of chemicals in his hands that he doesn’t know what it is.

“Zi…”

It poured two bottles of medicine together into a large vat, and a burst of purple smoke rose up with a sizzle.

“Fuck…”

Because the photographer was too surprised, he couldn’t control it and groaned.

This sound also startled the big mouse standing there.

At the end of the video, the mouse turned around suddenly, a grin on its terrifying face and rushed forward.

The video came to an abrupt end along with the tossing of the angle of view and the exclamation of the photographer.

This video is only a minute long.

After watching it, everyone’s heart could not be calm for a long time.

“Tom and Jerry”

“Go and call the black cat sheriff”

“I usually see this kind of video in the pigeon live broadcast room, and I can’t judge whether it is true or not…”

“A little scary”

“Is this netizen still alive?”

“This is the mouse that is going to drug humans in turn???”

“It’s terrifying to think about…”

Seeing rows of barrage flashing by, Lin Muge also smiled slightly.

“First of all, let everyone know that this video is fake.”

“Because the hairs of strange creatures like chiropractors are very hard, and they look like hedgehogs, or otters that have just come out of the water.”

“This special effect is so realistic, the hair is so smooth, it looks fake.”

“Although this kind of intelligent and strange creature is intelligent, it is not like a cat and a mouse. Don’t worry.”

Lin Muge pointed out the mouse’s hair in the video.

“Using this video, I’ll give you a little more popular science about the strange creatures like wise rats. Although rats live in a dirty and messy environment like sewers in everyone’s impression, wise rats generally live in tall five in a star hotel.”

“It’s no exaggeration to say that they’re even better than you when you’re stuck at home.”

“Although this is a special effect video, the level is quite high. If it wasn’t for the producer who didn’t know the appearance of the smart mouse, I really had to identify it. I can only say that I will continue to work hard!”

He gave the camera a thumbs up.

“Then the next video is from a netizen…@Youth Pig Head Boy won’t dream of a bunny girl with a thousand hands.”

“This video is real, you can find a few strange creatures in the video.”

Lin Muge did not comment too much on this netizen’s name, but directly clicked on the video.

Gu Yu

“Look at this old yard of my house. It hasn’t been here for more than ten years. The weeds are almost one meter high.”

“Wait, why are there lights in the house?”

After the netizen stepped into the yard, a strange blue-green light suddenly appeared in the dilapidated old house inside.

The statue of Guan Gong standing in the center of the room was glaring glaringly under the light that was even more underworld than the mourning hall.

“This this this…”

A gust of wind blew suddenly.

The weeds that grow wildly around made a strange sound when they collided with each other.

Suddenly, an old wooden table appeared in the empty room in front.

Sitting on the table was a long-haired girl in a shroud, holding a big peach in her hand, dangling her pale calf with her neck raised, and a red rope tied around her exposed ankle.

She couldn’t see her face because of her long hair.

“Gluck cluck…”

There was a burst of laughter that gave me goosebumps all over my body.

The girl slowly lifted her hair and put a whole peach into her big mouth under her hair.

A few seconds later, a peach pit spit out of her mouth in front of her.

The video ends here.

Forty seconds is not a long time.

But the amount of information is extremely huge, and the horror coefficient is directly full.

“In this video just now, how many strange things did you see?”

“I only saw sixteen when I watched it for the first time, and then I looked at it carefully and found that there were twenty-seven. How many did you see?”

Lin Muge looked at the barrage.

“Ming people don’t speak dark words, one”

“Isn’t that the little girl?”

“Our attention is focused on the little girl, and we didn’t notice anything weird around.”

“Is there almost thirty weird ones…”

“It’s terrifying…”

“That weird person can be so arrogant in front of the statue of Guan Gong”

“I’m afraid the peaches it eats are Guan Gong’s offerings”

Most of the people in the live broadcast room only saw the little girl.

Lin Muge also replayed the video again.

“These so-called weeds are weird creatures called bald monsters.”

“s hair.”

“The bald monster is very big, and this netizen is standing on the head of the bald monster.”

“And don’t you think that Guan Gong’s two eyes are very strange? In fact, they are also strange creatures.”

“And this little girl, her hair is a weird creature, the mouth behind her head is a weird creature, the red rope on her feet is a weird creature, and the peach in her hand is also a weird creature.”

Lin Muge said everything that he could see in the video.

For a while, everyone couldn’t even tell if he was joking…

“There are too many weird creatures here, and it’s not very common. That little girl is just an ordinary little zombie.”

“Then I want to tell everyone what to do in this situation.”

“Everyone can clearly feel that when this netizen appears, those weird people are very scared, right?”

“That little zombie, her laughter was so frightening that she shivered. Wouldn’t it be scary for a zombie to see a living person in the middle of the night? You should think about it.”

“So in this case, I suggest that everyone turn their heads and leave, don’t freak out about the weirdness.”

Lin Muge stretched and said.

“Under normal circumstances, you meet a strange person in the middle of the night. Do you think the strange person is more afraid of you or are you more afraid of the strange?”

“It must be weird and afraid of you a little more!”

“Because you are a human being, and people are generally active during the day, so seeing people at night is just as terrifying as seeing ghosts during the day.”

“So everyone sees the weirdness at night and runs away quickly. It’s really easy to scare the weirdness.”

After listening to his words, Ning Ning nodded frequently, “Senior, stop talking, I will have nightmares at night!”

Seeing a living person in the middle of the night…

Just thinking about this scene makes me terrified…

She rubbed her swollen face and thought.

“It makes sense”

“”Justified””

“Is this also weird psychology?”

“Is a weird nightmare just a dream of a living person?”

“Remember the story that Pigeon told about people who scare ghosts?”

“I don’t know what to say for a while…”

When everyone was discussing on the barrage, Lin Muge had already clicked on the next video.

“This video comes from netizen @FibonacciMans.”

“Okay, I finally have a relatively normal name, which is very touching.”

Lin Muge praised the name Fibonacci Mang, which is full of academic atmosphere.

“The video sent by this netizen is also very interesting. Let’s take a look.”

He clicked on the video, and what he saw was an ordinary computer with a blank word document on the computer screen.

Then, lines of text began to appear on the woed document out of thin air.

There is obviously no hand on the keyboard of the computer, but each key position seems to be alive, and he is constantly typing words.

As the speed of coding is getting faster and faster, there is even a gurgling of blood between the gaps of the keyboard…

The blood did not fall normally, but slowly converged into a sentence on the table as if chasing something strange…

“Don’t write if you can’t write”

Then the whole computer fell into a black screen.

But the video doesn’t end, it seems like it’s just beginning…

Because when Fibonacci Mang’s fingers were trembling on the keyboard, a terrifying giant mouth instantly appeared on the computer screen, biting off his hand and swallowing his hand, sending out bursts of mechanical horrifying laughter.

“Okay, after watching this video, what do you think?”

Lin Muge took a deep breath and asked.

“Is this the keyboard has become fine???”

“The computer ate people’s hands?”

“Is this video real or fake?”

“No thoughts”

“Omnic Crisis”

“Don’t Write If You Can’t Write”

“I’m afraid I can’t watch it without the computer”

Such a video… a perfect combination of mechanical and weird, everyone was stunned for a while.

“This video is real, but eating it with your hand is an illusion.”

“The weird name in the video is ‘the violent keyboard with your own code~www.mtlnovel.com~ is a weird commodity.”

“That’s right, it’s not a weird animal or a weird plant, but a weird product similar to artificial weirdness. It’s a black-tech little thing newly developed by the Bureau of Bizarre Management.”

“This keyboard can not only help you code, but also play two-person mini-games with you when you are at home alone, or help you chat online with dozens of people at the same time, etc. It is very fun and practical.”

“My keyboard is this.”

Lin Muge tapped the space bar of the computer keyboard.

Then his keyboard also moved on his own like in the video.

“In addition to the above, if you encounter a brain hemorrhage teammate while playing the game and don’t know how to express your anger, the ‘violent keyboard with your own code’ can also help you vent your anger, because it has thousands of built-in swearing tips without dirty words .”

“Of course, if you want, it can even be your online dating girlfriend chatting with you. There are all kinds of love words, and you can’t see that you are chatting with a keyboard at all.”