Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? ! - Chapter 270
“Where can I buy it!”
“I also want to have a violent keyboard with my own code”
“In this way, you won’t be afraid to spit on the Internet and people!”
“”Key to Come””
“Are there still weird products…”
“Is this patentable?”
“Who came up with the idea of combining weirdness with our everyday products…”
“Hehe, stupid human”
In the barrage of the live broadcast room, in addition to everyone’s, there are also those sent by Lin Muge’s keyboard…
It crackles automatically without hands.
On the barrage, various barrages were issued in different tones, and everyone could see that they were calling him a good guy.
“Okay, here’s a little show with this video.”
Lin Muge pressed the space bar twice, and the keyboard immediately quieted down.
“Then I saw a lot of people on the barrage asking where to buy it. At present, this is only the beta version, and it has not yet started to sell.”
“In addition to the violent keyboard that can code words, the Bureau of Deception will also launch many strange products together.”
“For example, a table that can be raised and lowered by itself.”
He kicked the computer desk, as if triggering some mechanism, and the computer desk rose and fell by itself.
“And a chair that will give you a massage.”
He tilted his neck, and out of nowhere in the chair behind him popped out six dark and wide octopus tentacles, which embraced Lin Muge.
“The color of this tentacle can be adjusted by yourself, just double-click it.”
“But currently there are only three colors, black, pink and white, and various colors will be developed in the future.”
Lin Muge double-clicked the tentacles on his body…
From the inside out, black slowly turned into the kind of pink that men like most.
Double-click it again and it becomes a very technical white.
“It’s all said and done, then I’ll show you all the weird products in my house.”
“Isn’t there any smart home now? At present, our home can be called a weird home.”
“Like in this kitchen.”
Lin Muge walked into the kitchen with the camera.
“This is a weird dishwasher.”
He patted the dishwasher on the side, and the ordinary dishwasher instantly turned into a terrifying mouth from the inside out.
Lifting its flaming red lips, you can clearly see that the tongue inside is licking the rice bowl inch by inch.
“Look how hard you work!”
“It also helps you dry it, and it also has its own disinfection function in the process.”
After washing the dishes, this big mouth will also **** the saliva on the bowl.
“And then here’s the weird range hood in our house.”
“It’s a switch.”
Under the guidance of Lin Muge, everyone discovered that his range hood actually had a nose…
Just when everyone thought that the switch was to press the tip of the nose or rotate the nose, Lin Muge directly stuck out **** into his nostrils.
“Shh!”
When he took it out, everyone could clearly feel the two nostrils sucking wildly.
“And most importantly, most of the weird furniture doesn’t use electricity.”
Lin Muge pinched her nose again. After pinching for two seconds, her nose was fine.
And it’s still inhaling continuously, the kind that doesn’t stop breathing…
“This is too underworld…”
“Smart Kitchen”
“I’d rather not save this little electricity money…”
“Is the bowl that was washed really usable…”
“Biological Disinfection”
“Ye Wang: I have never enjoyed so much in the underworld.”
“Why would anyone come up with such a thing…”
Seeing so many people were amazed, Lin Muge also smiled slightly.
“In addition to the dishwasher, the kettle is also. I will make a kettle of water for everyone.”
Lin Muge picked up the ordinary-looking kettle on the side, took the kettle of water, and pressed the switch.
As soon as it starts to heat, the mouth of the kettle becomes the mouth of a person.
“Playing Chopin’s Nocturne for you~”
“In memory of my dead love~”
When everyone thought it would scream like a normal kettle, it naturally sang Jay Chou’s “Nocturne”…
“Yes, while boiling water, the weird kettle will also sing a song for everyone. It has tens of thousands of songs built in, and the song will end when the water boils.”
“In this way, people will keep boiling water and drinking water to promote healthy life in order to listen to its beautiful voice.”
As the singing of the kettle gradually becomes smaller, the switch also closes automatically.
A pot of water boiled in this beautiful song.
“After the water is boiled, there is a matching weird water cup.”
“Just pour hot water into this cup and it’ll blow you cool like crazy.”
Lin Muge carefully poured the hot water that had just boiled into the weird water cup beside him.
“Whirring whirring!”
“Whirring whirring!”
After pouring half a glass, the strange water glass suddenly grew seven, eighty, ninety mouths and blew with all his life.
As if to blow out all the air that was sucked in by the weird range hood just now…
“Look, it’s very simple and convenient, and it’s very user-friendly.”
Lin Muge took a sip of hot water, and then gave the camera a thumbs up.
“I won’t talk about this large double-door refrigerator. It’s pure weird intelligence. I’ll show it to everyone.”
He cleared his throat and opened the refrigerator door.
“Fridge, pass me the Coke.”
“Shh!”
As soon as he finished speaking, a pale hand stretched out from the refrigerator and handed him a bottle of iced Coke.
“He can stretch out up to eighteen hands, which means that everyone can take out eighteen items from the refrigerator at most at one time.”
“Of course you can put things.”
Lin Muge handed the coke to that hand again.
It calmly put the Coke back in its place.
“In addition to holding things, the refrigerator can do push-ups and pull-ups.”
“Come on, show it to everyone!”
Lin Muge patted the refrigerator.
“Shhhhh!”
I saw that the refrigerator stretched out eighteen cold hands with a swoosh, and then lay on the ground and did push-ups.
“Its physical strength can only do more than 20 now, but every day I exercise under my supervision.”
Lin Muge pulled up the panting refrigerator.
“Drink that bottle of Coke, you’ve worked hard.”
“thanks.”
The refrigerator wrote a thank you with the frozen layer of frost, and then sipped tons of cola and drank it.
and hiccupped.
“Does the pigeon family have anything that has nothing to do with weirdness…”
“This is also…too smart…”
“Why does it feel convenient and inconvenient?”
“…so why make the refrigerator do push-ups?”
“Do you understand? This is exercising furniture! You’ll be beaten up later if you try to steal snacks from the fridge.”
Gu Ting
“Strong refrigerator”
“Don’t things spill out of the fridge when doing push-ups…”
“Next is the bathroom.”
After showing all the weird items in the kitchen, Lin Muge came to the bathroom with the camera.
“This is where I usually shower.”
“I won’t show you this.”
Lin Muge pointed the camera at the big bathtub.
“This bathtub, you can refer to the dishwasher just now.”
“As long as you’re in the tub, it washes you like a dishwasher, cleaning every inch of your skin, leaving you white, tender, and clean.”
“With it, everyone takes a shower without even using water, dry cleaning.”
After his introduction, ellipses flashed across the barrage.
The picture is so beautiful, I can’t imagine it…
“And this toilet, which can also be combined with weirdness.”
“But the toilet is a bit perverted, so my family is still an ordinary toilet.”
“And the washing machine is also weirdly intelligent.”
Lin Muge directly jumped over the toilet and pointed the camera at the washing machine.
“I wonder if everyone is always bothered by the sound of the washing machine washing things.”
“If you have a washing machine with a strange combination, there will be no such worries!”
“Because the weird washing machine is purely hand-washed.”
“Come on, like this one, Lime’s original leather pajamas.”
He took out the one-piece bunny pajamas of Lemony from the laundry basket.
Normally, you should open the lid of the washing machine and put the pajamas in.
However, the washing machine of Lin Muge’s house directly stretched out eighteen cute little hands from it, resulting in pajamas, and took out the washboard and washing powder, and began to wash it.
“Although hand washing also has a sound, it is very small, almost inaudible, and does not consume electricity.”
He clapped the hands one by one.
“Of course, because of the hands, the washing machine also does push-ups.”
“And pull-ups.”
After talking about the washing machine, Lin Muge stood in front of the mirror again.
“Everyone who goes to work and school must have times when they get up in the morning very sleepy and don’t want to open their eyes.”
“In the face of this situation, I highly recommend Weird Mirror.”
“This mirror is different from Xiao Ru, come on, let’s show your face.”
He tapped the mirror.
Eight hands slowly stretched out in the mirror.
“Everyone is very sleepy in the morning. When they are so sleepy that they don’t want to brush their teeth and wash their faces, the hands stretched out from these mirrors can help you brush your teeth, wash your face, and wash your hair.”
“It’s also very human.”
Lin Muge clapped these hands one by one again.
“In addition to the kitchen and bathroom, this sweeping robot in our house is also weird, a perfect combination of weirdness and intelligence.”
“Don’t you have to walk back and forth at home when the robot vacuum cleaner is working?”
“But combined with weirdness, it can vacuum without moving.”
He walked over to the sweeping robot and pressed a few buttons.
“Kakkaka…”
Accompanied by a clicking sound, this small sweeping robot slowly stood up like a Transformer, like a robot villain.
But what connects its various joints is not mechanical parts, but scarlet flesh.
“It now just needs to dance in place and keep vacuuming.”
Lin Muge clapped her hands.
Immediately, the little robot vacuum began to dance, doing Michael Jackson’s spacewalk.
“It has built-in various types of dance, and everyone just needs to clap their hands to switch dance types.”
“So we can watch it vacuum while watching it dance!”
“It’s a perfect match with a kettle that can sing.”
Under the control of Lin Muge, the sweeping robot has displayed different dance styles such as street dance, folk dance, ballet, ballroom dance and so on.
Everyone can see that it dances really well.
But the way it looks…
It’s really not admirable…
The combination of machines and flesh and blood is really too underworld…
“Then our sofa and computer chair are one type.”
Lin Muge said while lying on the sofa.
After patting the sofa, eight dark tentacles stretched out and wrapped it up.
“The same goes for TV, but it’s a bit more high-tech.”
“Do you still remember that the villa we lived in turned out to be a haunted mansion. Because this TV has been with Weird for too long, it is very suitable for renovation.”
“In the future, a completely remodeled bizarre TV can realize a kind of ‘environmental crossing’, that is, through the environment, you can travel to the movies and TV series that are being played on the TV.”
“But my TV has not been transformed to that level. It can only take me through certain movies, such as the classic fairy tales “The Little Match Girl”, “Little Red Riding Hood”, etc. I will broadcast it to everyone tomorrow. Demonstrate it!”
Lin Muge sat up from the sofa.
“Isn’t this stronger than the Metaverse???”
“The Strange Universe”
“When will this technology be realized?”
“Strange, make your life better”
“You call this high-tech?”
“Oh? Is it really possible to travel through all movies? [Dog Head]”
“…Why did the barrage upstairs turn yellow?”
After listening to Lin Muge’s description, everyone had no idea what the **** was going on in their minds.
“Finally, there is only one weird piece of furniture left in our house. Guess what it is?”
Lin Muge walked into the yard.
The camera focused on the gate of the yard, the fence, the swimming pool, and the shovel in the garden in turn.
Finally, he turned around and aimed at Villa 11.
“Yes, everyone must have guessed it.”
“This entire Villa 11 is actually a weird house, and we have been living in its belly.”
Lin Muge said calmly.
After being silent for a long time, the barrage in the live broadcast room erupted with bursts of “?”.
“Come on, blink.”
Lin Muge snapped his fingers.
The window above the villa that looked like two eyes blinked.
“Put your tongue out.”
The floor in the living room flew out of thin air, forming a tongue that licked Lin Muge.
“Blink and stick out your tongue.”
“Look~www.mtlnovel.com~ How cute and playful brothers, do you want to live in such a cute house?”
After being praised by Lin Muge, patches of blush even appeared on the walls of the villa…
Seeing that everyone was speechless for a while.
“Because our home is originally a haunted house, whether it is the house itself or the things inside, it can be very peacefully blended into the weird.”
Lin Muge went back to the computer on the second floor as he spoke.
“But everyone’s… may not be so lucky.”
“But please rest assured, one day I will let weirdness enter everyone’s life.”
Lin Muge looked at the camera and said firmly.
“Okay! Next, we will continue to identify popular and weird videos on the Internet.”
PS: The book recommended today should be very suitable for everyone’s appetite!