President, Our Egg Is Lost - Chapter 63

Ji Xiaoyu took a son’s boy to pee and took a bath. When he came out, she saw Cheng Pao had put on a small suit and diapers on his buttocks, crawling around on the carpet in the room. , The action can be neat. Cheng Yutang handed him a rattle, and he turned over and sat up and held it in his hand, jingling happily.

Ji Xiaoyu just wanted to beat her son in the ass. Now, like all the stupid fathers in the world, he looks full of joy, hehe, my son is so smart and so cute!

Cheng’s father and Cheng’s mother also sat on the side and watched intently, like a child on TV watching a giant panda.

Cheng’s father also boasted: “Our family is so capable, not like a newborn baby at all.”

Cheng’s mother sighed, “Isn’t it? It looks like a half-year-old doll, but it is much smarter than the average child of this age.”

After a pause, he asked Cheng Yutang again: “Tangtang, you and Xiaoyu suddenly have such a big son, how do you explain it to outsiders?”

Cheng Yutang has considered this question a long time ago, “It is said that Xiaoyu and I gave birth to a child through some special technological means. I have prepared the birth certificate and related documents to ensure that it is foolproof. No one can find the problem. .”

Cheng Mu was relieved, “That’s good.”

Cheng’s father thought for a moment and said: “Why don’t we give Bubble a half-year-old banquet in a few days, and officially open it to some relatives and friends, so as not to save them from guessing and guessing about the future growth of Bubble, what do you think? Sample?”

Ji Xiaoyu didn’t care, and had no idea about this aspect, so he went to see Paobao his father.

Cheng Yutang responded happily: “Dad, you are very considerate, just do as you say.”

Cheng Pao suddenly climbed up to his father, grabbed one of his fingers and stuffed it in his mouth. But he hasn’t grown his teeth yet, can’t chew, just licks his dad’s fingers to the point of saliva.

Ji Xiaoyu was itching to laugh, and hurriedly pulled out his fingers.

Cheng Pao refused to give up, a pair of chubby hands grabbed his clothes and climbed onto him, arching around like a big fat insect.

Ji Xiaoyu said strangely: “Baobu, what are you looking for? Dad doesn’t have toys on him.”

Cheng Pao pressed his small head against his chest, groaning, not knowing what he was talking about.

Cheng Mu covered her lips and smiled: “Baobao is afraid that she is hungry, so she is looking for milk.”

Ji Xiaoyu instantly flushed and put Cheng Pao into someone’s arms with a smile, and said in embarrassment: “I don’t have milk, I want to go to your father!”

Cheng Yutang squeezed his ears and got up to make milk powder for his son who was waiting to be fed.

Cheng Mu had already prepared a large-sized baby bottle, and quickly filled 200ml of milk, and then exhorted: “Tangtang, you hold the bubble with one arm, and your head should be higher than your body. When breastfeeding Don’t shake.”

Cheng Yutang promised to hold his son, and then took the bottle, put the **** to his mouth, and said softly: “Bubble, drinking milk.”

Cheng Pao grabbed the **** and drank hard, gurgling loudly.

Father Cheng praised: “We are really strong in Bubbles, we are such a strong young man!”

Ji Xiaoyu secretly raised his chest proudly, that’s not the case, my son is still wrong, just follow me!

In a blink of an eye, a large bottle of milk was drunk, and Cheng Pao seemed to be not full yet, and whimpered dissatisfiedly while inhaling the empty bottle.

Mother Cheng rushed to take another bottle, and Cheng Baobao drank it unceremoniously. This time he stopped calling.

Cheng Mu said again: “Tangtang, you hold Bubbles upright, put them on your shoulders and pat your back.”

Cheng Yutang did what he said again, and after a while, Cheng Baobao let out a loud hiccup with a “uh” sound.

“Okay, okay, now it’s comfortable.” Cheng Mu smiled, “I think our bubbles are so strong, I’m afraid that drinking milk is not enough. You have to add some supplementary food. Next time I will make him some rice cereal to feed some. Vegetable juice or something.”

Ji Xiaoyu sighed, raising a child is really not easy. Grandpa Hou didn’t lie to him.

It’s because Cheng Mu has experience and Paobao’s father is strong in execution, otherwise he will definitely have to be in a hurry to let him do it himself.

He didn’t know until the night that those before were nothing, the real test was coming.

At dinner, Cheng’s mother said that the old couple would help them with bubbles at night. How could Ji Xiaoyu feel so embarrassed that the old man would be tired during the day and night, so he patted his chest to make sure that there was absolutely no problem with him. Cheng Mu couldn’t help but he agreed.

At 8:30 in the evening, the husband and wife worked together to give Cheng Pao a bath.

Cheng Pao liked to play in the water when he was still in the form of a chicken. When it rained, there were small puddles in the yard, and he would step on the ground to play for a long time. A few times I wanted to jump into the water lily pond in the corner of the yard and almost drowned. For the sake of safety, Cheng’s father had to fill the pool with soil and planted a crabapple tree.

Now it’s even more serious. I sat in the bathtub for a second, restless, slapped the water, and quacked happily after seeing the two dads splashed on their faces. As a result, a family of three got wet after a shower. , The bathroom is also the same as the water flooded with Jinshan.

Cheng Pao didn’t want to come out after washing, and didn’t let go of the bathtub. The husband and wife had to let him play for a quarter of an hour, and then forced him out to dry his body.

Cheng Pao hadn’t played enough, frowning and unhappy, and his mouth seemed to be protesting.

“Have been playing long enough, wait until you grow up to learn to swim and soak in the pool.” Ji Xiaoyu put his bare son on the bed and flicked his forehead gently.

As soon as Cheng Yutang was about to put on a diaper for Cheng Baobao, he heard the little guy’s “pululu” under his butt, and there was a pile of soft gold on the bed, and the bedroom suddenly filled with a unique smell. , That’s a sour and cool.

Husband: “…”

Ji Xiaoyu clutched his nose and said angrily: “This little villain didn’t pull it in the toilet just now. He pulled it as soon as he put it on the bed. It was obviously a deliberate mess! This is all right, the sheets that were changed yesterday have to be changed again today!”

“I’ll change it. Blame that I didn’t put the diaper pad on the bed beforehand.” Cheng Yutang smiled helplessly, “The bubbles are still small, and you can’t control your urine and urine. Just grow up.”

So Cheng Yutang changed the sheets, and Ji Xiaoyu cleaned the little guy’s buttocks, put on a changing pad, and wrapped paper diapers.

Ji Xiaoyu always thinks that she is very smart and learns everything fast, but during the day under Cheng Mu’s guidance, she changed Cheng Pao’s diapers twice, and now she still has a problem because the little bad guy doesn’t cooperate and twists her calf. With a kick, the diapers just wrapped open.

After tossing about sweating, I finally managed to wrap it up, then put on the little clothes and became a clean and beautiful baby again.

At 9:30, Cheng Yutang fed Cheng Paobao a bottle of milk, hiccupped her son, put her son on the crib next to their big bed, and sang a lullaby: “Sleep, baby, blue The night sky is so beautiful, the little stars blink and blink, accompany you to sleep peacefully…”

Cheng Pao slept for two hours in the afternoon. At this moment, he listened very happily with a pair of big shiny eyes, and occasionally babbled and hummed.

Ji Xiaoyu was lying on the big bed and was very happy to hear. His father’s voice was low and soft with magnetism, and it was very beautiful. In the popular words, it could almost make people’s ears pregnant, hehe.

After Cheng Yutang sang a song leisurely, Cheng Pao yawned, his eyes half-open and half-closed, and he seemed to be about to fall asleep.

At this time, his cell phone rang suddenly, and it was a call from an executive of the company. Calling at this time was probably due to something more important, so Ji Xiaoyu gestured him out to pick him up, and then he coaxed his son to sleep.

After Cheng Yutang went out, Ji Xiaoyu opened her mouth to sing a song that she is most familiar with: “You are my little apple, I don’t want to love you too much. The red face warms my heart. The fire that illuminates my life, the fire, the fire…”

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Cheng Baobao, who was a little drowsy, opened his eyes again, yelling and kicking and kicking his arms, as if he were playing accompaniment.

Ji Xiaoyu secretly said a bad sound, and quickly abandoned “Little Apple” and squatted to sing the lullaby that Paobu his father sang just now.

But it didn’t work. The more he sang Cheng Pao, the more refined he became. In the middle of singing, he even turned over. He had to climb over the railings of the crib and climb onto the big bed with his hands and feet.

Ji Xiaoyu had no choice but to carry his son to the big bed and light his nose to displeasedly said: “Cheng Paobao, what are you doing in the bed of Dad and Daddy, don’t you go to bed soon!”

Cheng Pao would naturally not answer, but crawled around on the big bed with great interest, looking and smelling here, like a puppy. After a while, he crawled to the pillow, and didn’t know how to reach out, grabbed a box with a small banana painted on the package from under the pillow, and waved it with excitement like a rattle.

Ji Xiaoyu’s face was hot, and he hurriedly snatched the box of small bananas, and said with a straight face: “Little bad guy, this is not a toy. You can’t move it, you know?”

Cheng Yutang understands that he is pregnant with a dick, and his energy is no better than before. Recently, he used condoms when he was in love, so as not to spend time cleaning up afterwards.

Cheng Pao was not happy anymore, and struggling to reach out Xiao Pang’s hand to grab the little banana back. Of course Ji Xiaoyu couldn’t give it to him, so he could only get out of bed and bring a bunch of toys up in exchange.

Cheng Baobao was distracted, no longer obsessed with the little bananas, and instead fiddled with the pile of toys.

Two hours later, Cheng Yutang called and dealt with an urgent official business. He returned to the bedroom with a stack of faxed documents. He couldn’t help but laugh when he came in. Cheng Baobao sat on the big bed and nibbled on a baby chewing gum. Bao Bao’s father was blocking him by the side of the bed. He was already asleep, and he fell asleep with one leg out of the bed, looking like he was about to roll down at any time.

He stepped forward and picked up Paobao’s father, moved to the bed and put it away. Ji Xiaoyu opened his eyes and woke up, yawning and asked, “Tangtang, what time is it?”

“It’s almost twelve o’clock.” Cheng Yutang leaned over and touched his head, “Baby, keep going to sleep, I’ll look at Bubbles.”

When Cheng Pao heard his name, he immediately crawled over and squeezed into the middle of the two people, patted this with an open eyebrow, and then touched that one.

Ji Xiaoyu said with a headache: “It’s so late, why isn’t this little ancestor still asleep?”

“It might be a bit excited to be transformed on the first day.” Cheng Yutang smiled, “It’s okay, you go to sleep, I’m not sleepy, just because there are still a few documents to see.”

Although I have been on vacation at home, I still have to do official business. However, Cheng Yutang has to accompany his parents and lover to accompany his son during the day. There is not much free time on the basis, and most things can only be dealt with at night. Sometimes when Ji Xiaoyu wakes up from a dream in the middle of the night, he will see that Paobao’s father is still up and still working by sitting on the bed with a lamp.

Ji Xiaoyu took the initiative to hug the man’s neck and kissed him **** his face, and said with a little pain: “His father, you have worked so hard, how can your body stand this way?”

Cheng Yutang grabbed the back of his head and gave a deep kiss. After more than ten seconds, he let go I just said that, but I really don’t feel tired. Since being with you, I feel that both my body and energy have improved a lot, and my thinking is clearer. Even if I stay up late at night, I don’t feel tired during the day. Tired, you really are my little lucky star.”

Ji Xiaoyu was both happy and confused, “Why is this? The situation of the two of us is just the opposite. Did my energy transfer to you?”

Cheng Yutang was about to answer, and Cheng Baobao, who was left out of the world, was unhappy, and interrupted him by shouting, pulling his clothes by the skirt to show his sense of existence.

Cheng and Tang kissed the little guy on the forehead, “Baobao, you are also Daddy’s little lucky star.”

Cheng Pao was satisfied. He opened his mouth and yawned between them. A chubby hand grabbed a little finger of Dad instead.

Ji Xiaoyu felt soft, so he grasped it like this. Cheng Yutang took a small sheet of quilt to cover him, and hummed the lullaby again.

In less than a minute this time, Cheng Pao closed his eyes and fell asleep, his sleeping face quietly like a little angel.

Ji Xiaoyu breathed a sigh of relief, and was finally able to sleep soundly.

But the son slept in the middle of the big bed. The husband and wife jokingly called the supper besides three meals a day, that is, the routine “entertainment activities” before going to bed every night.

Cheng Yutang could see at a glance what he was thinking with his frowning eyebrows, so he laughed in a low voice, “Hey, go to sleep like this today, and double your compensation tomorrow.”

“It doesn’t matter if you make up or not. A little bit of restraint is good for your health.” Ji Xiaoyu’s face was hot, pretending to be serious, “His father, you should go to bed earlier when you read the information.”

“Yes, his dad.”

At three o’clock in the middle of the night, when the husband and wife were sound asleep, they were suddenly awakened by the sound of wow.

When Cheng Yutang turned on the bedside lamp, he saw Cheng Baobao lying between the two with his eyes open and his mouth open, his small arms and legs moving together. The little guy didn’t cry, but the screaming voice was really loud in the quiet night. Cheng Yutang quickly patted to comfort him, but it had no effect.

Ji Xiaoyu rubbed his eyes and asked sleepily: “What’s wrong with my son? Have you had a nightmare?”

Cheng Yutang said, “It should not be, maybe I’m hungry.”

“Oh, it’s really troublesome…” Ji Xiaoyu muttered.

He remembered that during the day, Cheng’s mother had said that a baby under one year old had to eat several meals a day, and it was very likely that he would wake up hungry at night to take milk.

“It’s okay, you go to sleep, I’ll feed Baobuo.” Cheng Yutang got out of bed as he said. After a while, he made a big bottle of milk and picked up Cheng Baobao to feed.

Cheng Pao stopped yelling immediately, and drank with a pacifier.

After drinking a whole bottle of milk and belching it out again, Cheng Yutang put his son back on the bed, then turned off the lights and lay down.

As a result, three minutes later, when Ji Xiaoyu saw Zhou Gong again, he heard a muffled sound in Cheng Pao’s diaper, and then the sour taste permeated again.

Ji Xiaoyu: “…”

Cheng Yutang turned on the light again and joked: “Our family eats a lot of bubbles and pulls a lot, otherwise how could we grow so fast.”

Ji Xiaoyu helped her forehead. It was terrible to raise a child. It would make her head bigger when she thinks about holding one in her belly.

After giving birth to Erbao, he must resolutely contraceptive, and then, no, no, give birth again!

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