Primitive Once Again - Chapter 28

After that, whenever Black and White’s eyes left them, those burly men would sneakily look at them from all sorts of angles, making the two anxious and unbearably restless.

“Why do they keep staring at us?” White, who was more sensitive to people’s eyes, was about to reach his limits.

“Bear with it– They might be suspecting our identities right now.” Black, the more cautious one, pressed down on White’s shoulders, hugging his bald baby closer to try to calm him down.

Black was starting to feel that something was wrong.

These other people were from species he did not recognise.

The blushing burly men transformed into their original forms one after another, stretching their bodies while they walked around Black and White, hoping to give them a 365 degree view of their bodies with no dead angles.

“Are they trying to provoke us…” White’s brows furrowed into a knot.

“No, that’s not…” Eim was stunned at the large animals’ show of “good behaviour”. “They seem to be… Waiting for you to get on one of their backs[1].”

Black felt that it was more incomprehensible now: He never knew that there were actually people who were willing to have others ride on them! A Kantas’ back was only reserved for their cubs and during mating, when the female kantas would reluctantly lower her back for the male Kantas to ride on after she was subdued…

Hold on– Mating?

A light bulb flashed in Black’s head.

He looked at the many long haired monsters swaying back and forth in front of White and got angry. The next moment, Black lifted the large bag containing their dad’s memorabilia and fiercely pummelled White’s head with it!

“My dear, what was that for?” White looked at his partner in confusion. To Kantas who had thick skin, that blow was neither painful nor itchy, and felt pretty much like a gentle stroke.

“Hmph!” Black’s nostril flared and he turned his head angrily.

From Black’s limited experience, there were many species where the number of females exceeded the males. He had also witnessed fights between females for the rights to mate with a male. How was the situation before him different from what he had seen? This group of females (?) must have taken a fancy to that idiot, White!

This White was really good at attracting bees and butterflies!

Black hit White again.

Hearing the heavy thud, Eim shook with fear as he felt phantom pain on behalf of White. After his previous speculation about the two’s elopement, Eim’s brain circuit was now strangely connected to Black’s, and he understood that– Black… Seemed to be jealous?

Eim, had now, understood.

“They- Actually, I think they only intend to carry us back. They just want to see who’s back we are willing to get on…” Eim whispered his explanation. “Since the tribe is far from here, and they run faster…”

After understanding that these monsters had no intention of seducing his husband, Black calmed down.

With scrutinising eyes, he picked and chose from the monsters, and finally selected someone– Mr. Mammoth.

There wasn’t any particular reason, just that he was the largest.

The chosen mount- Mammoth Holstein was overjoyed.

Today, he met two of the most beautiful people he had ever seen since he was born! However, he was not the only one who took a liking to these two beauties, and everyone transformed into their original forms to compete for the opportunity of having the beauties ride on them. But they actually picked him! Not just one of them, but both of them! Among so many powerful warriors, he was chosen!

Under the envious gazes of his companions, Holstein got down blissfully. He lowered his body as much as possible to let the slender beauties climb up easier. (The other three passengers: Unnoticeable Eim and the oil bottles[2] Meng Jiuzhao and Louis were naturally ignored) Then, he watched as their fair and slender feet stepped on his own legs.

Holstein was looking forward to the blissful moment when he could have skin contact with the beauties!

At that blissful moment…

Holstein immediately sank three centimetres into the ground.

This bliss, it was too heavy– This was the only thought in Holstein’s mind.

Time for some common science knowledge: In this world, although everyone could transform, their mass would remain the same after transformation, which meant–

What was pressing on the poor mammoth currently was the weight of two fat Kantas cubs in human form.

The end.

Let us have a moment of silence for Holstein–

Translator has something to say:

Blushing burly men, blushy burlies, I like the sound of that.

I had insomnia last night thinking about moving… ugh… But at least I managed to post this today… orz

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