Psychic Tattoo - Chapter 49 A Pillar To Prop Up The Sky

I asked Li Xiangbo to find a doctor.

Li Xiangbo said: “You think I did not go to the doctor already? From the normal hospital to those partial outpatient departments, I have been there, and it was no use. Injections, medicine I’ll need to go to the hospital to get a steel rod to help break my dick straight.”

I said, “Do you think that would work?”

He said, “It is not I who think that, it’s a real treatment technique.”

He was clear about the medical treatment method for impotence now and said that the men with chronic impotence in the hospital put a steel rod in their dick. The steel was in three connected pieces… Bionic simulation.

But Li Xiangbo said he didn’t want to take this step, and the doctors said it was especially inconvenient.

What’s more, he would be a dissolute man. If he met a beautiful girl, took off his pants, and she saw he was impotent, that was not going to work.

“No, no, no steel.” Li Xiangbo shook his head like a rattle-drum, then he asked me, “Well, Shui, is there a powerful Yin and Yang Tattoo that can rejuvenate me?”

I took a deep breath and said, “Ouch, Brother Bo, I can’t help you.”

“‘Yin and Yang Tattoos, tattoo Yin and Yang; rich whether alive or dead; be safe when go out’, is this not what you said?” He asked me.

I nodded and said: “Those are our first words when learning about Yin and Yang Tattoos.”

“That’s right.” He patted his legs and said, “‘Rich no matter whether alive or dead, be safe when go out’ can be done, I don’t want to use it to make money. Just make me rejuvenate.”

In fact, it was not impossible to say that, among Yin and Yang Tattoos, there was a tattoo specialized in this aspect. This tattoo was special. In all the patterns of Yin and Yang Tattoos, there was such a tattoo, which could add to a man’s “Kung Fu.”

This tattoo was called ‘Hayagriva’.

However, this tattoo had a very strange characteristic. It was neither a Yin nor a Yang tattoo.

How did I say that? It was Yang Tattoo, but also belonged to Yin Tattoos.

It was a Yang Tattoo because it consisted of a pattern of deities.

It was a Yin Tattoo because the Hayagriva pattern required a “fierce soul.”

Was this tattoo’s effect powerful?

Powerful.

Very powerful.

I remembered my master had tattooed this pattern on a guest.

This tattoo also had an interesting thing. When a Hong Kong businessmen asked my master to tattoo Hayagriva, he had money, but that guy was really impotent. After my master tattooed a Hayagriva on him, the person phoned my master at night and praised my master’s wonderful skill.

But not one week later, that man’s wife scolded my master and said that after my master gave her husband the tattoo, she was very sad every night. She did not want to be fucked by her man for two hours every day; she couldn’t sleep.

This tattoo’s effect was really powerful. But I couldn’t give Li Xiangbo that tattoo.

He was my best friend, he was always righteous to me.

Since I opened the tattoo shop, often someone wouldn’t give me money after I finished their tattoo, so I would phone Li Xiangbo, and the next day they would pay up.

And when I didn’t have too much money, he lent me forty thousand Yuan.

Therefore, I didn’t want something to happen to him.

This “Ma Tou Ming Wang” was tattooed using a fierce soul. What if something happened?

So I couldn’t tattoo it on him.

“Shui, tell me, is there a tattoo that can help me?” He asked me.

I couldn’t tell him about that tattoo, otherwise he would insist upon it.

So I asked first why he was impotent.

I asked: “You’re so strong, with lots of girls around you, so why did this start now?”

“That day, an air-conditioner mechanic, scared me.” He said that what caused his impotence was an air-conditioner mechanic.

I asked him what happened.

Li Xiangbo told me the story.

About half a month ago, he had sex with a girl at home at night, when suddenly a black shadow appeared behind a pale curtain. The shadow, dangling outside, looked like someone was hanged.

The girl first found it and screamed, then he also looked at the window and his boner shrank in fear.

He thought it was a ghost.

He immediately shouted to the window: “Fuck you, ghost, I am not afraid.”

He said he was not afraid, but in fact, he was afraid. He moved to the edge of the window and pulled the curtains aside, but outside there was actually a person. An air-conditioning mechanic.

He swore a few more words, closed the curtains, and wanted to continue with the girl.

As a result of that scare, however, he could not get hard anymore.

For the sake of keeping his face, he said to the girl: “I’m not interested tonight, you go home first. I’ll go out to drink alone.”

Waiting for the girl to leave, Li Xiangbo sat on the bed and played with his dick for a long time, his dick couldn’t get hard.

He was panicked, It was a big problem if his dick couldn’t be hard.

After a while, he found it was no use. He was angry.

He felt that he was impotent because the air-conditioner mechanic frightened him.

He went upstairs and wanted to beat the mechanic. The owner upstairs immediately apologized to Li Xiangbo and said his air-conditioning was broken. It was too hot, so he called an air-conditioning mechanic to come over to repair it. Because the air-conditioner was too heavy, the mechanic couldn’t bear the weight and fell down. Fortunately, there was a safety rope which saved his life, so he hung in the air for a while.

He didn’t beat the mechanic.

I deliberately asked him, “That man killed your boner and you did not beat him up?”

“Why would I beat him?” He drank a glass of wine and said: “It is not easy to install air-conditioning. You know my home is on the eighteenth floor. The nineteenth floor upstairs is very high up and dangerous. I would be pitiless if I beat him, not to mention it was not intentional.”

I gave him a thumbs up and said, “My social brother Bo, you are kind.”

“Sure.” He drank the wine in the glass and said, “Alas, I’m talking to you, but can you help me?”

“Yes.” I said to him, “Today it is a bit late, so tomorrow morning, you come to my tattoo shop. I’ll give you a Yin and Yang Tattoo which will let you rejuvenate overnight.”

“Ouch!” He looked at me and said: “Shui speaks powerful words.”

“Powerful or not, wait for tomorrow night to see the effect,” I said.

Since I had already spoken, then was I sure to give him the Hayagriva tomorrow?

The answer was, of course, no.

I did not know the side effects of Hayagriva, so I would not let him experiment. I said that because I had another way.

……

The next morning, Li Xiangbo gave me a call early in the morning while I was still sleeping, calling me to give him the tattoo.

I said you are not going out in the day to find a girl, why are you in such a hurry?

He said how he could not hurry? He felt like he was not a man.

I couldn’t persuade him, so I let him wait for me in the tattoo shop, and I went out at once.

Hanging up the phone, I washed for a long time, then rode my little electric bike to the tattoo studio.

Arriving at the tattoo shop, Li Xiangbo was waiting for me at the door.

When he met me, he was really impatient: “Ouch! Shui, you finally came, I was so excited last night that I did not sleep. I spent tens of thousands of Yuan in the hospital it didn’t help. You give me a tattoo and it will be solved, you are my savior.”

“Don’t joke, go into the shop.” I stretched out my hand to silence him, pulled out the key, opened the shutter and the glass door, and entered the store.

I let Li Xiangbo undress and lie on the bed.

“You take off our clothes when tattooing; you must see lots of naked girls. You shouldn’t be alone, these tattoo girls are your kind of girl.” He lay on the bed and joked with me.

I smiled and said: “Brother Bo, don’t make fun of me. Come on, let’s do the tattoo.”

“What kind of tattoo?”

I picked up a drawing which I had sketched out last night, and handed it to him: “This is called ‘a pillar to prop up the sky’.”

“What ‘a pillar to prop up the sky’, is this not a mountain?”

“A mountain, isn’t it a pillar to prop up the sky?” I smiled and said: “Some time ago I received several customers here. They had my Yin and Yang Tattoo, and the effect was very powerful.”

I opened my phone’s Alipay account and handed it to him: “Look at my account.”

Li Xiangbo just glanced at it and immediately pricked up his thumb, “Shui, you must be rich.”

“Just wanted to show you the effect.” I said, “Once I tattoo this ‘pillar to prop up the sky’ on the full back, you’ll be waiting to suffer from it.”

“What? Any side effects?” He asked me.

I smiled and said, “It is not side effect? I mean, once you have this tattoo, then the girls will find your thing absolutely in line.”

“Is it so powerful?” He said.

“Sure. You know I am the inheritor of Yin and Yang Tattoos.” I said, and began to give him the tattoo.

Because it was a full back tattoo, it took a long time.

I tattooed from the morning till noon, until it was thoroughly done.

He was in pain by the time I finished.

I took off the latex gloves and said: “Tonight, be careful. Don’t have sex, otherwise the skin will be inflamed.”

“No. I must go. I’m going to prove it. I’m back.” He swaggered out of the tattoo shop.

When he was half-way out, he came back again, looked to me and said: “Shui, if this tattoo is going to work, I’ll send you a red envelope of twenty thousand Yuan in two days. If it doesn’t work, I’ll send you a two thousand Yuan tattoo fee.”

This is a good friend. No matter how, he would not blame me.

I waved my hand and said, “How can I ask for your money?”

“No, if you don’t receive it, you just won’t be treating me like a friend.” He said and left.

I sighed. In fact, the tattoo I gave him wasn’t even a Yin and Yang Tattoo, but if there was an effect or not, I would only know in the evening.