Random Anime Fanfiction - Chapter 14 Presen

I remember it all now… But there is a strange feeling that there is still more to remember. As much as I would like to say the past should not be focused on and I should live on and make a new future… All I can feel is emptiness…

[Congratulations for Host creating a new skill: Emotional Aura {Unique}, Cause any being, within 5 metres, to feel the same emotions as the user]

Sigh… This system gets on my nerves…

*Time skip but I’m going to write significant events from the academy* (FYI, I apologise in advance all Naruto fans. I think I am completely destroying the series with this fanfic)

I walk into the class and see Darnuto crouching on top of a desk and looking into Emo’s eyes. Are they fighting or… Oh, Darnuto and Emo are now kissing, they should probably do this in private. OH SH*T, THEY ARE STARTING TO STRIP, NO, NO, NO, THIS IS A CLASSROOM. WHY ISN’T THE TEACHER HERE TO STOP THEM. WHY IS EVERYONE CHEERING. I HAVE NO PREJUDICE AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS, BUT THIS IS A CLASS, AND WE ARE LIKE 8 YEARS OLD.

*BANG!!!* (Sound of door slamming open)

“Hey class how is it going?” said Iruka with a smile on his face that disappears when he sees the two boys nearly naked.

“Ha… ha… (Terrible out of breath sounds) Hey teach”, says Darnuto with his signature grin on his face

“What on Earth are you two doing?” Iruka asks

“Oh, I’m just collecting my reward from a bet. He bet that I couldn’t beat him in a fight. I won, and so I’m collecting my reward”, Darnuto says in a matter of fact tone toward Iruka then he turns towards Emo, “Let us go somewhere more private to finish up” (Then he winks his eye)

Emo shyly shrugs while mumbling “A bet is a bet”, with a blush on his face. Before they both walk out leaving Forehead and Ino in shock whereas nearby another girl with white eyes is drooling while quietly chanting “Orgy, ORGY, ORGY!!!”

(So, so, sorry. I was suggested to do this by one of my friends. Probably wont be the last time I completely destroy iconic scenes. Feel free to suggest any scenes you would like me to ruin. Doesn’t have to be limited to Naruto/Anime etc.)

*A couple of weeks later*

Emo comes running into class crying

When everyone asks him what is wrong, he responds that his older brother tried to kill his whole clan but failed miserably because one weak edgy ninja cannot win against a clan of superior and experienced combatants. Long story short, Emo’s brother is dead, and now he is determined to get stronger to get revenge for his brother by killing his whole clan.

I had to physically cover my own mouth to stop myself from laughing at his pathetic behavior. To compare I slaughtered my mother and nearly 2000, of my siblings, let alone all the strangers and innocents (not as though anyone is truly innocent) I eliminated during my missions and suicide attack.

Well just like usual everyone is commenting how brave he is, supporting him through his loss etc.

This world is f*cked.

*Several months later*

A group of new kids have joined into the academy because their previous Academy was destroyed by a group called Death Eaters, although they all use a wooden stick while using ninjitsu. The group are always together but have vastly different appearances and personalities. The one I assume is the leader of the group is a young male, he has jet black hair, bottle green eyes, a pair of glasses and a lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead. The friends of this person are a stupid, redhead boy wearing secondhand clothes whose only decent feature is that he is great at chess. The final member of the group is a female with bushy brown hair and brown eyes, she has only been here for several days but she already is the favourite of all the teachers due to her intellect but the ginger one constantly insults her by calling her a ‘know it all’ and a ‘teacher’s pet’. Apparently, the leader of the death eaters is a man with a pet snake, can talk to snakes and is obsessed with immortality. Hmm. They call him ‘He who should not be named’. He sounds just like Orochimaru who is a ninja that betrayed the village

*A couple of days later*

“Jake, could you please come outside the class for a minute so I can speak to you in private,” asks the teacher

I nod towards him and get up to leave the class.

Once we went outside the class, he looks towards me with a guilty look in his eyes.

“I have some rather sad news for you…” he says trying to avoid eye contact.

I look towards him with confusion in my eyes

“We found out your past,” he says looking to see if I react but when I don’t he continues, “We found a secret lab filled with dead, decaying bodies all around. There were also documents of all the experiments performed. One of the experiments was on children from destroyed villages. We found records of your home village including the confirmed death of your family. It is unknown who was in charge of this facility, but they killed countless people and powerful shinobi. We are currently hunting down the members, but until they are captured we need you to disguise your identity, you will be picked up by one of the Hokage’s trusted members to train you.”