Random Anime Fanfiction - Chapter 2 Lost?

In the middle of a forest. Filled with lush flora and fauna, there lies a stationary body wearing no clothes. The body would be assumed dead if it weren’t for the occasional rising and falling of his chest. Nearby an adorable rabbit slowly hops over to the body before completely ignoring it because rabbits do not give a f*ck. But due to the sound of the rabbit’s movements, the young boy slowly woke up.

The young boy attempts to push his hands against the ground in order to lift his body but the excruciating pain causes him to stop for a moment before continuing to move after a slight grunt of pain. After several minutes of resisting the pain and the urge to pass out, the young boy stood up unsteadily and leaned his back against a tree to make it easier to stay upright.

As the young boy”s eyes begin to focus he realises he could see something in his vision that he has never seen before.

Name – Unknown Race – Human

Level – 1 Exp – (0) Next level at (100)

Class – Classless Status – Hungry/Thirsty/Fatigued/Severely Injured

STR – 10 (1) END – 10 (1) (*all stats are lowered to 1 due to negative status)

DEX – 10 (1) STA – 10 (1)

CHR – 10 (1) INT – 10 (1)

WIS – 10 (1) LCK – 10 (1)

“Whaaaaat????” exclaimed the young boy as he collapsed to the ground in disbelief.

[Greetings Host, I am a system randomly provided to a random person that has been randomly transmigrated into another body inside a random universe]

“Whaaaaat????” exclaimed the young boy as he attempted to collapse to the ground in disbelief yet due to the fact the was still on the ground, he was unable to fall any further so he just stayed on the ground in the same position while mentally falling down again.

[Host can call the system by the name SYS 1000010 1010010 1001111]

“Whaaaaat????” exclaimed the young boy, “Can’t I just call you something easier?”

[Of course, you are the host so you may call me whatever you want]

“Okay then, your new name is B.R.O.” (or BRO if the author is to lazy to at the full stops), “So, what features do you have system?”

[I have many features that are currently locked and unavailable, bu the current features currently available are ‘Status’, ‘Inventory’, ‘Analyse’, ‘Map’ and ‘Self Destruct’].

“Well all of those are rather self explanatory, but Self Destruct sounds rather pointless” said the young boy with a tone full of confusion

[Self destruct will destroy me after host dies or will me to self destruct, so as, long as host continues to live, the self destruct feature will continue to be pointless]

“Quick question B.R.O., why do you call me host and not by my name?” asked the young boy towards the system

[Host has not informed me of his name, therefore the system cannot call you by your name as I do not know it]

“Okay then, hmm, I suppose my name shall be Jake, mmh yeah, B.R.O. from now on call me Jake and for now, no last name” (as author can’t be bothered thinking of one)

[Status Updating]

{ Name – Unknown = Name – Jake}

[Status Updated]

“Now before I forget, WHERE THE HELL AM I AND HOW AM I STILL ALIVE!?”

This day started the legend of rabbits not giving a single f*ck about anything