Real Missy Relies on Food to Counterattack - Chapter 43

The forest is dense, and the sun shines through the gaps in the leaves at around two o’clock in the afternoon.

Under the leadership of Tang Qiaoqiao swinging a knife to cut through the thorns all the way, Wei Yiqi and Xu Yuyi easily followed behind her, unimpeded all the way.

Xu Yuyi touched the little tugging behind his head, and Wei Yiqi, who turned and rushed behind him, whispered and discussed: “I think this is very bad. Our two big men let a woman open the way in front of us. It’s impossible, no. What a big man should do.”

Wei Yiqi set aside the long branches, looked at Tang Qiaoqiao’s energetic back, and smiled: “If you can do better than her, believe me, she will return the saber to you immediately and let you open the way. “

Tang Qiaoqiao actually didn’t want to appear strong at all, even though her charming personality had collapsed. But if it’s time for her to work hard, she won’t take a step back.

Xu Yuyi watched Tang Qiaoqiao cut a piece of strength with a single knife, Wang Tian stopped talking.

Suspected himself for the first time, he was not even as good as a woman?

Tang Qiaoqiao cut the more vigorously, after splitting the last bit of vines, his eyes finally suddenly opened up, and he entered a relatively flat area. For the time being, there were no vines and dead branches blocking the way.

[Xu Shao’s self-confidence boy’s heart was hit for the first time]

[Xu Shao doesn’t need to be inferior, after all, King Kong Barbie Joe’s strength is not comparable to that of ordinary people] [It feels like a king with two bronze hiahiahia…]

[Nima walks so smoothly here, look at the group, you know what bronze is] At this time, Wang Xing’er, Guo Bao, and Zhang Yang are also facing the dilemma of vines blocking their way.

As an Olympic champion, Zhang Yang took a dagger and volunteered to step forward.

It’s just that this is not a sports competition after all. Nature is so unreasonable. Zhang Yang was so tired that he drove half a meter of road.

When Guo Bao saw this, he said, “Next, I can’t let you do it alone, we all take turns.”

Wang Xing’er was dumbfounded. Although he didn’t speak, his expression revealed: She wants to go too?

Zhang Yang saw Wang Xing’er’s soft and weak appearance, and breathed a sigh of relief: “Just forget her, let’s do more for both of us.”

Guo Bao narrowed his face, but he spoke very ruthlessly: “It’s better to take turns. We have to conserve our strength. After all, there is still a long way to go.”

Wang Xing’er looked reluctant, holding the insect repellent in her hand, watching the dense leaves very vigilantly, for fear that some poisonous insects would suddenly fly out of them.

Guo Bao was fair. After cutting for a while, he immediately passed the dagger to Wang Xing’er.

Wang Xing’er held the dagger and didn’t know how to start it. Zhang Yang couldn’t see it and gave her a few guidance.

She stretched her forearm and carefully swung the knife twice, only to cut off two leaves.

[My God, Wang Xing’er, are you holding a dagger or chopsticks? ] [Is the vine poisonous? Standing so far, with arms stretched so long, my wrists are definitely not working well, it’s weird if I can cut them.] In fact, Wang Xing’er cut a dozen times, the vines were barely moved, and the back of his hand was cut, tears flew immediately. Came out.

Wang Xing’er looked like a pear flower with tears: “I’m sorry, I’m so useless.”

Zhang Yang couldn’t bear it: “You go to the back, or I will come.”

Guo Bao didn’t say anything, but frowned.

Although temporarily walked through the vines and thorns, it does not mean that the next road is easy to go. The forest is full of dangers, and many look at the flat roads. In fact, under the piles of rotten leaves may be a cannibal swamp. You must be extra careful.

The three of Tang Qiaoqiao cautiously bypassed a small swamp, and at this time they had entered the forest for more than two hours.

Although tall and dense trees block most of the hot sunlight, it still feels very stuffy because of the dense foliage and poor air circulation.

Xu Yuyi’s sweat has penetrated his back. When did he suffer from this problem since he was a child, he really shouldn’t bet with that group of friends on a wild survival show. Isn’t it fragrant to take an artificial street shot?

But looking at a woman in Tang Qiaoqiao, Wei Yiqi, a kid who is less than 20 years old, didn’t say a word “tired”. He wouldn’t flinch in any way, just sprayed a few lines of program.

“The program crew is not a human being, and they are not even allowed to bring water.”

He whispered: “Should we find the water source first? Otherwise, we will die of thirst if we can’t find the supply point, and I don’t know if the director releases water at the supply point.”

Wei Yiqi’s face was flushed with heat. He pursed his dry lips and said, “Sister Qiao Qiao, what shall we do next?” Whatever Qiao Qiao said, he would do it anyway.

Tang Qiaoqiao stopped and looked ahead, when they just came to a fork.

Xu Yuyi leaned forward: “Which way shall we go?”

Tang Qiaoqiao carefully observed the surrounding environment, then closed his eyes.

Nature is a natural storage place for aura. It is just that modern society has destroyed the natural environment, which has already destroyed this aura. However, in this forest that has not been affected by too many human infestations, Tang Qiaoqiao can feel the fluctuations of the natural aura.

She opened her eyes and pointed her slender finger to the right.

“Let’s go over there.”

“Why, there doesn’t seem to be an easy way to walk on the left side?” Xu Yuyi asked puzzledly, and the direction on the right looked a little darker.

Wei Yiqi: “Sister Qiao Qiao is definitely right.”

Xu Yuyi glanced at him speechlessly, this little kid is Tang Qiaoqiao’s follower.

Tang Qiaoqiao smiled confidently: “Because I can smell water.”

Xu Yuyi: “Really?”

Although with doubts, he still honestly followed the pace of Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi.

As they walked, they did not see a stream in front of them, but instead saw a large wild bamboo forest. The bamboo forest grows very luxuriantly, the bamboo leaves are verdant, and the towering bamboo seems to have no end in sight, forming a quiet bamboo forest corridor.

Xu Yuyi looked left and right: “Where is the water?”

Tang Qiaoqiao raised the corner of his mouth and pointed at the bamboo forest.

Xu Yuyi: “We are not here to travel. What good is this beautiful bamboo?”

Tang Qiaoqiao jumped off the small mound and trot into the bamboo forest. She touched the bamboo body, put her ears on the bamboo, and knocked them one by one, some of them were very empty, while others made a low muffled noise.

“What are you doing? It’s like knocking on a watermelon.” Xu Yuyi is like a hundred thousand moving why, Tang Qiaoqiao has to ask him what he is doing.

Wei Yiqi: “Brother Yu Yi, don’t worry, sister Qiao Qiao must have his own reasons.”

Tang Qiaoqiao found what he was looking for, patted the bamboo and smiled: “The water is in here.”

“Are you kidding me? There will be water in the bamboo?”

Tang Qiaoqiao cut off a section of bamboo with a saber. After cutting a short section, there was clear juice dangling in it.

“This is called bamboo juice, natural drinking water.”

“How can the sealed bamboo have water?” Wei Yiqi asked curiously.

“The difference in temperature between morning and evening will cause condensation water in the bamboo, and then the capillary tube of the bamboo will **** the water in.” Tang Qiaoqiao explained, opening all the bamboo joints to gather the water together.

Xu Yuyi lay on bamboo: “How do you see if there is water in it?”

Tang Qiaoqiao: “The knocking sound is dull, there is a high probability.”

Xu Yuyi had a lot of energy, like an uncle buying melons, knocking around and knocking around, having a great time.

Tang Qiaoqiao’s mouth twitched: Could it be a fool?

[Woo Qiao Bao is omnipotent, so feel at ease following her]

[Xu Yuyi is really the stupid son of the landlord’s family, you quickly look back at Tang Qiaoqiao’s disgusting eyes 233333] [Bamboo os: Knock inside, do you hear it? Knock inside?]

The three people collected a lot of bamboo juice and finally relieved their thirst.

Tang Qiaoqiao was not idle, turning the bamboo leaves underground with his feet.

Xu Yuyi is now curious about what she does: “What are you doing?”

“Look for bamboo shoots.”

As soon as Tang Qiaoqiao’s voice fell, his eyes lit up: “Here is it.”

She knelt down and pulled away a pile of dead leaves. A pointed brown bamboo shoot emerged from the ground.

“We have something to eat.” Tang Qiaoqiao carefully dug along the periphery of the bamboo shoots. After a while, the whole bamboo shoots were pulled out.

The bamboo shoots were still very tender. Tang Qiaoqiao secreted saliva when thinking of the crisp and sweet taste of the bamboo shoots.

Tang Qiaoqiao said with joy: “Don’t be stunned, and look for it again. Be careful when digging, don’t dig it off.”

Hearing it was delicious, Wei Yiqi and Xu Yuyi immediately dig bamboo shoots separately.

I’ve eaten bamboo shoots before, and it’s the first time I’ve seen them in such a primitive form. Xu Yuyi was full of enthusiasm. After searching for a while, he didn’t find one, but Wei Wei Yiqi had already found two. He refused to admit defeat and began to pull under the bamboo.

“Ah! There are snakes!” Xu Yuyigang grabbed a pile of dead leaves, and suddenly saw a white thing, he was so scared that he sat down on the ground.

“Don’t move.” Tang Qiaoqiao became alert when he heard a snake.

Where Xu Yuyi dared to move, he was shaking with both hands on the ground, and his eyes did not dare to look there.

Tang Qiaoqiao stepped lightly and approached slowly, Wei Yiqi and the photographer couldn’t help holding their breath.

“Where is the snake?”

“It’s under the bamboo.” Xu Yuyi’s heart was beating wildly, and the white snake seemed to be a huge poison.

[Oh my **** is terrible, I saw the snake fainted on the spot]

[Tang Qiaoqiao still dare to pass, shouldn’t the program team take measures to deal with this situation? [Qiao Bao, don’t go there]

[Where is my quick-acting heart-relief pill]

Tang Qiaoqiao approached the bamboo Xu Yuyi was talking about little by little, and when he looked at it, he saw the “snake” that scared Xu Yuyi to death.

“Hahaha, where are the snakes?” She chuckled, and stretched out her hand to pull the thing up, reaching out in front of Xu Yuyi.

Xu Yuyi was so scared that he closed his eyes and screamed, “Help, how come you dare to get started?”

He didn’t dare to look, but the photographer’s lens was clearly shot.

Instantly, the live room:

【? ? ? ? Hahahahahahaha]

[Xu Yuyi was almost scared to pee by this thing, it’s too shameful] [What the **** is this? At first glance it really looks like a white snake skin, and I would be frightened if I change it.] Tang Qiaoqiao: “This is bamboo fungus, not a snake.”

Xu Yuyi opened his eyes slightly and saw that there was a mushroom-shaped thing lying in Tang Qiaoqiao’s palm. On the top is a small tan hat, under the small hat is a white mesh skirt spread downwards, because it is hidden in the dead leaves, it was mistaken for a white snake.

It turned out to be a false alarm, and Xu Yuyi suddenly fell to the ground, almost thinking that his life would not be saved.

Tang Qiaoqiao was a treasure: “I just dug out bamboo shoots, and now I have bamboo fungus. This forest is really a treasure.”

Xu Yuyi’s little heart is still a bit imaginary, and he mutters to himself in disbelief: “I was actually scared by a small mushroom, where is my image?”

Wei Yiqi leaned close to Tang Qiaoqiao and smacked his mouth: “How do you want to eat this thing?”

Tang Qiaoqiao smiled: “It’s delicious no matter how you eat it. The stew is the most nutritious.”

The two made a bunch and after studying how to eat, she turned her head and shouted at Xu Yuyi: “Stop screaming, get up and continue looking.”

[Tang Qiaoqiao’s eyes shine when he sees it, hahahahahaha]

[Qiao Bao holding bamboo sun and bamboo shoots, it’s like a little squirrel eating at home, knock it cute] [Hahaha No one cares about Xu Yuyi’s dying self-esteem, Tang Qiaoqiao and Wei Yiqi only matter how they eat bamboo Sun] Tang Qiaoqiao pulled up all the bamboo suns he had just found, and then continued to search around. She found a few bamboo shoots and a few bamboo suns.

“Let’s go forward, the bamboo forest is so dense, there may be a stream nearby.”

Wei Yiqi took off his coat and wrapped the bamboo shoots and bamboo sun. They also chopped a few sections of bamboo, tied them with dry vines, and prepared them to be used as containers.

Xu Yuyi was still brooding about the fact that he was scared by wild bacteria along the way. He looked under his feet along the way, trying to find some face and prove that he is not such a timid man.

Finally, he found it.

“Look, I also found mushrooms.” Xu Yuyi yelled excitedly, pointing to a dead tree. There was a cluster of pale yellow mushrooms growing under the dead tree, and there were small white spots on the umbrella cover.

He rushed over in twos or twos, just to reach out and take it off, Tang Qiao Qiao Liangliang floated over.

“That belongs to the Suona Blow, the whole Murakami family eating series.”

Xu Yuyi’s hand immediately retracted.

“This is a poisonous mushroom? Doesn’t it mean that brightly colored mushrooms are poisonous?”

“You can try it if you want to treat someone to dinner.”

Xu Yuyi is really eager to try: “I heard that Yunnan has that kind of fungus that can see the villain dancing when I eat it. I have always wanted to try it.”

Tang Qiaoqiao looked at him speechlessly, no doubt he was indeed the son of the rich family.

Stupid enough.

Of course, Xu Yuyi was finally taken away by Wei Yiqi.

On the road, Wei Yiqi also found a wild chestnut tree and dug up a lot of wild vegetables. Everyone’s clothes pockets were full, and the ones that couldn’t fit were **** and carried along.

[Grass, did they go to the wild to survive or dig wild products] [I was worried that they didn’t eat or drink, but now I feel like I can’t finish it] [Yes, I obviously came to see the stars suffering and suffering. Was led by Tang Qiaoqiao to run away] [Upstairs said that, I must have not gone to see another group, that group can satisfy your wishes] Wang Xing’er looked pained, spraying the insect repellent in his hand while walking.

“Why are these bugs only following me?”

Guo Bao walked in front of her, and said in a gentle voice: “Maybe it’s because you use too much cosmetics and the perfume smell is too strong, so it attracts bugs.”

“What? This also has an impact.” Wang Xing’er was tortured by these insects, the point is that the insect repellent does not seem to have much effect.

She couldn’t help but waved her hands angrily, trying to get rid of the bugs, but accidentally touched a slippery and a little prickly thing on the branch. At first glance, it was a green caterpillar.

She screamed immediately, shaking her arms back and forth to avoid.

Guo Bao glanced behind her, and said sharply: “Be careful, don’t step back.”

Unfortunately, it was too late, Wang Xing’er stepped into the mud. This was not over yet, she grabbed her hand and grabbed the nearest Zhang Yang. Zhang Yang couldn’t stand firmly, and half of her foot fell in.

Guo Bao’s always good face can’t be stretched at this moment. How can there be such a stupid woman who can’t help at all, and it adds to the chaos.

[Nozuonodie! 】

[Wang Xing’er did his own death, why did Zhang Yang also be involved? This group has her really **** off] Guo Bao sighed to himself, but first pulled the two people up. Fortunately, it is not a swamp, otherwise it may end early. Recorded.

Wang Xing’er’s lower body was stained with fishy and smelly mud. She sat on the ground and cried out on the spot. She didn’t want to record anymore and wanted to go home.

Zhang Yang’s face was also ugly, but after all, it was in front of the camera, and the audience was watching, so they had to hold back their temper and comforted: “Don’t cry first. When we find a supply point, there may be a change of clothes.”

Guo Bao also stepped forward to persuade him a few words.

It was just because of Wang Xing’er that they walked very slowly, but without eating or drinking for a long time, every human body was almost exhausted.

Finally found a wild jujube tree, Guo Bao and Zhang Yang were overjoyed, and quickly picked the jujube, rubbed it on clean clothes and ate it.

Wang Xing’er is holding the jujube and can’t swallow it. How can I eat it without washing?

Guo Bao expressionlessly said: “Don’t dislike it. If you don’t add some water, you will be dehydrated.”

Wang Xing’er’s mouth was drooping, after thinking about it, he gnawed a few dates with pain on his face.

This group is still relying on the dates to replenish a little bit of water, and Tang Qiaoqiao really found a small stream over there.

There are fish swimming around in the stream.

“There’s meat to eat.” Xu Yuyi took off his shoes and went into the water to fish, but the fish was slippery, how could it be so easy to catch.

Wei Yiqi has a deep understanding of this.

So he turned his starry eyes to Tang Qiaoqiao.

Only after Sister Qiaoqiao can we eat meat.

Tang Qiaoqiao found a stick, sharpened the top, and then stood on the shore, watching the timing, and quickly, he struck a fish with a stick.

Xu Yuyi: “…”

After serving, I just wanted to kneel down and call Dad.

[Society, my sister Qiao, people don’t speak harshly hahaha]

Tang Qiaoqiao speared three fish in a row, and turned over a stone until it was a fat turtle.

She cut and washed the fish and skewered them with wooden sticks.

Wei Yiqi lighted the fire with a lighter, and put the fish on the fire and grilled it.

Xu Yuyi sat aside, rubbing his hands, looking greedy.

“It would be great if there is salt, and the taste without salt is always a shortcoming.”

At this time, Tang Qiaoqiao reached out and pulled down the small pink bag that had been straddling his waist, took out a metal cylinder from the inside, and spoke lightly.

“Here is the salt. Do you want to add some chili powder? In fact, grilled fish with cumin is also very fragrant.”

Xu Yuyi & Wei Yiqi:? ? ?

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